It’s always funny when you are close enough to understand why other people care about it, but far enough away that you yourself don’t care about it. Like when your girlfriend comes home and spends an hour telling you how this one girl at work is such a bitch because she always makes other people fill out her TPS reports but omg the boss doesn’t even see what she is doing!!!
This is how I feel about the band CONFESSION. They are famous because singer Michael Crafter (or just Crafter, as the kids call him) was on the Australian version of Big Brother and was in that formulaicore band I KILLED THE PROM QUEEN, and also BURY YOUR DEAD for a week. A bunch of people sent me links about how he is kicking everybody else out of the band, with lots of Facebook drama ensuing, but I’m not Australian so I don’t care. That said, I do think they have 1 awesome song and some pretty sweet merch so let’s just talk about that instead!
The title of this video is “MOSH CLIP,” and accurate title is accurate! Wish all their songs were this sweet :(
Fig 1, the most Aussie shirt ever. It’s so cute how they would say ‘rippuh’ and they call a hoodie a ‘jumpah’!! Why are Australians so cute and awesome, and not grose uptight buttholes like Euros???
rly wish the fonts/layouts were the same on both so it would be a perfect matching set, like how black people will walk into a store, pick up a mustard yellow velour track jacket and ask the clerk ‘Yall got the pants for dis?’ and then she’s like “No sorry, we just have the jacket’ and they’re like ‘Aw, aight den’ in a disappointed tone of voice and walk out
Basically, I feel like Australia is basically the cooler version of Canada, in that there are tons of bands that are seemingly massive there, but essentially nobody in the US gives a fuck about them other than very advanced-level Tumblrbros/sluts. I’m not putting them down (in fact, far from it, Aus seems SUHWEET), I’m just saying it’s one of those countries that might as well be a parallel universe when it comes to music.