As a public service of the SYWH Tr00bonic Plague Immunization Program, we present some musical artists who have developed a strong immunity to srsness and tr00ness. SYWH Medical Research Laboratories work has shown that viewing these music videos is highly effective in preventing infection with the tr00bonic plague.
It’s not just about the medical benefits, though - these videos just plain deserve to be more popular. The songs, though, are deservedly obscure. Unless you’re curious how Alexandra Stan would sound with a lot less talent, consider turning the sound off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6yWTJyv_eo
These two seem to speak English a bit better, but it doesn’t help much.
By the way, if your metalcore band is looking for a concept for your new video, consider not having the band in the video at all, and instead send your song and a couple hundred bucks to a Romanian porn producer who can shoot five minutes of girls in bikinis. It will do wonders for your popularity.
Couldn’t fully listen to any of these except for the Avicii remix (for obvious reasons). They’re all quite fun to look at, though.
I tried to warn everyone, but people see these screengrabs and hit play before they can read that part about turning the sound off first.
Bless this post!!
this was actually really good… new fav genre? Maybe!
bish in the last one and second one are p ugly, though
Lyrics for “Like a Bunny” are something that Brokencyde would write.
LOL, now I’m imagining BC13 screaming “shake it like a bunny if you wanna party if you wanna party boy”. The word “boy” at the end makes it a hundred times funnier.
Shit, Nadia Ali looks a lot like my neighbor upstairs. Not sheriff I’m blessed or not for that.
And this is probably the only time I’m gonna be happy my laptop speakers don’t work. Free sluts watching with none of the side effects!
Weird, I don’t see “sergio” or “Piotr” tattooed on any of their asses. Shooped?
Balkans – known for war, winning Eurovision and slutwave.
Fuuuuuuu, must not fap to Nadia Ali!!!! Ya habibti, inti jameela kteer!! *unzips*
Damn dude, it shouldn’t be too hard to fap to one of the blondes instead.
yup… the first vid got me a full rager boner… gotta love brazil!!
wood smash the armenian bish in the last one too doe… my cock never discriminates against any colored pussy… as long as its no arby’s roast beef then we’re good =]
Call me a filth of ghey, but I’m not into blondes haha. Middle-Eastern girls doe…wood smash with the force of a million planes hitting skyscrapers
But those blondes are Romanian. It’s not like they’re real Europeans or anything.
I award your comment 10/10 ethnic cleansings
Shit, I knew I recognized that Nadia Ali track. Came out back in like 01 or 02 or something. Solid slutwave all around.
this was amazing.
Oh man… The things people won’t do for a meal :/
S rank lyrics from Shaya…Rhyming “eyes” with “Lies” for an entire song must have been taxing on the brain
But… but at the end of the refrain she rhymes “eyes” with “lie” instead.
I thought the first song was actually pretty decent. Feelsbadman. :(
I don’t think they’re really really terrible songs, just kinda mediocre when you compare them to someone like Nicki Minaj or Pitbull. I really wish “Like A Bunny” was more catchy so it would be worth covering.
That beat was so painful to listen to on Like A Bunny.
I guess if you’re not used to Eastern Euro music, those horn samples will seem totally weird. That, and the whole thing just isn’t very good.
Still, I hope this post inspires somebody to name their deathcore band Wolves In Detention.
http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-travel/the-vice-to-the-balkans-part-2
related. despite it being the hipster filth of vice i think it’s pretty interesting