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About SYWH
Stuff You Will Hate is a blog where we make fun of stuff we like. Sometime that makes people mad. We like hardcore, pop punk, rap and anything else that isn't metal. Read this if you want to 'know what this site is really about.'
We are always looking for more people to write for us, so you're interested, hit us up!
Twitter: stuffuwillhate
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Email: stuffyouwillhate@gmail.comMy band ENPEDESTALMENT
Br00tal FRIENDZONE SLAM featuring guest appearances by BIG CHOCOLATE, 7 HORNS 7 EYES, GOLIATH and CITY LIGHTS. Debut EP "NOT ALL GUYS ARE JERKS" out now!
The SYWH Podcast
Listen to Sergeant D bullshit with people in your favorite bands, talk shit, and laugh at his ghey voice. New show every week or two, don't sleep on it!
Posts about genres
- 2012 STATE OF THE SCENE ADDRESS
- Deathcore is evolving
- Early-mid 00's emo
- EASYCORE
- ENTOMBEDCORE
- Euro/Azn thugcore
- IKEACORE
- Jerkin Music
- Lulzy straightedge songs
- MAKEOUTCLUBCORE
- Neo-nu-metal
- NU-DEATHCORE
- Patriotic songs
- POWER POP
- Power Violence
- PUNK
- REAL rap metal
- RECORDCOLLECTORCORE
- REGRETCORE
- Rockabilly
- SRSCORE
- The TWEEN SCENE
- tr00 POP PUNK
- Wigger slam metal
What we think about stuff
- "REAL MUSIC"
- 90s hardcore cover art
- Are Latinos Born 2 Mosh??
- AZNBROS
- Band merch
- Being on tour
- Breakdowns are the new guitar solo
- Do you 'really get what this site is all about'??
- Girls do not like metal!!!
- Girls who wear UGGS
- How metal nerds choose what bands to like
- How should I keep my kids from getting into art and music??
- HXC HISTORY 2: When youth crew went metal
- HXC HISTORY 4: Mosh for Krishna!
- I non-ironically hate NERDBAITING
- Internet Metal Nerds (IMNs)
- Is hardcore for rich white pussies??
- LOL @ stretched ears
- My movie called BIG BUSH
- Revelation Records
- SLUT SHAMING
- Srs talk on BREAKING EDGE
- The history of metalcore
- The ugly truth about 90s hardcore
- The zine I did in the 90s
- Varsity font
- Video Games
- What is the most annoying/lulzy kind of girl??
- What kind of bish is your type??
- What's wrong with WHITE KNIGHTING??
- Who is your favorite PORN BISH??
- Why girls get naked on the internet
Guest posts & interviews
- BROKENCYDE
- Chris Drew of NEVERHSHOUTNEVER and EATMEWHILEIMHOT
- Craig Mabbitt of ESCAPE THE FATE
- Daddy X of KOTTONMOUTH KINGS and DOGGY STYLE
- Dave Astor of LOCUST, CATTLE DECAPITATION and PATHOLOGY
- Dave Witte of MUNICIPAL WASTE, HUMAN REMAINS, DISCORDANCE AXIS, etc
- Dennis from REFUSED reviews stuff
- DJ TWO STACKS guide to slam
- DJ TWO STACKS reviews some videos
- Evan Taubenfeld (ex Avril Lavigne guitarist)
- Ezec of SKARHEAD
- How to party, RINGWORM style
- Jack from THE ACACIA STRAIN
- Jake of DEFILER
- Jonny Craig of DANCE GAVIN DANCE/authorized Macbook reseller
- Josh from A DAY TO REMEMBER
- Keith from RORSCHACH/DEADGUY interview
- Lars from JUDGE/SIDE BY SIDE reviews stuff
- Mike Cheese of GEHENNA reviews rap songs vol 1
- Mike Cheese reviews rap songs vol 3
- Mike Score of ALL OUT WAR
- Nate of XIBALBA
- Pete Wentz of FALL OUT BOY and VEGAN REICH
- Ryan Neff of MISS MAY I
- SEEDER of BTM/3A
- Shred Sean of BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART on guitars
- Steve Joh of CENTURY MEDIA
- Todd from CHAMPION/BETRAYED reviews stuff
- WINDS OF PLAGUE
Posts about individual bands
- 18 Visions
- American Nightmare
- Animosity
- Between The Buried And Me
- Black Sabbath
- Blink-182
- Brujeria
- Converge
- Day Of Suffering
- Dead To Fall
- Defeater
- Downset
- Dropkick Murphys
- E-Town Concrete
- Elysia
- Fall Out Boy
- Fastbreak
- Fury Of Five
- Guttermouth
- Handsome
- Hellogoodbye
- Hit The Lights
- Hot Water Music
- Icepick
- Irate
- Jerome
- Juliana Theory
- Liferuiner
- Lifetime
- Merauder
- Mest
- New Found Glory
- No Warning
- NOFX
- Odd Future/Tyler The Creator
- Parkway Drive
- Saosin
- Saves The Day
- Simple Plan
- Strung Out
- SUNN 0))
- The Movielife
- The Story So Far
- The Vandals
- The Wonder Years
- Vision of Disorder
- Whitechapel
Recent Comments
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FINALLY! I hope this sort of thing keeps happening so that people in the real world can know what I mean when I call a band NFCs or refer to people as IMNs or call a band srscore or regretcore or refer to a pop singer as slutwave. No more having to explain the way I speak.
So you talk the way one of your favorite writers on the internet types stuff to be funny?
This ^
hahaha I actually do
what a faggot
u r a unique n speshul snowflak
FYI i did not invent slutwave, that was a Hipster Runoff genre
Ah, I remember the old ripoff HRO days. Not hatin’, you did it well.
Good stuff, sargento. Hopefully in a few years there will be a tent at Warped called “Stuff You Will Hate, Wasup Bro?!?!”
The end goal of all internet bloggers is to have a tent named after them at Warped Tour. Right next to the big TRUTH tent!
not sheriff srs, i think instead of five they should review albums/10
u can just multiply their score by 3 to get the equivalent score/10
brb, compiling PERL script if I can figure out da math on dis
we, at apsolutepunk use %
Srscore/regretcore snapbacks would sell like hot cakes at Warped.
Everyone would want some “booty smells good doe” tanks and booty shorts.
Booty shorts with MIRIN on the ass.
Oh shit Sarge is hitting the big time!!!!
Can’t wait till VH1 does a “I Love Regretcore” special and I can watch you and Michael Ian Black throw down one-liners about how lulzy Hatebreed’s cargo shorts are.
Would def DVR that and never really get around to watching it.
LOL!
Please do not expect a royalty check anytime soon.
You have the ability, however.
Your acknowledgement is payment enough
Stuff You Will Hate snapbacks – what you think Sarge????
Finger on the fuckin’ pulse.
Anxiously awaiting bands to start labeling themselves srscore (srs)
My heart would soar, like when people start using the term ‘wigger slam’ non-ironically
Brb writing Gotye-esque indie jamz just so “buttdevistated” can become popularized
I’m intrigued by the very idea of ‘srs slam’ (‘srsslm?’)
Wait, you were being ironic about the whole wigger slam thing?
Not ironic at all, but actually getting bands / fans to honestly refer to their music as Wigger Slam? Major accomplishment (srs)
Yeah, its like when we got the gays to CALL THEMSELVES queers!! Lol can u believe they actually did that?!
I know right?!. Just like how they got black people to call themselves nig….hmm, nvrmnd.
And how women call themselves “slut” and they’re proud of it!!!!!!!! If only we can get fatties to start calling themselves blimps or fatshits or lardos or something!
You’ve got work to do, bro.
If only I could get a band together, I would have already done it.
SINSINNATI SRSCORE.
SRSING THE CORE
would be weird if SYWH becomes a tastemaker blog/10
Becomes?
good point
Anyhow the new album goes hard as fuck
Omg based Serge, you can fuck me up in a pit based Serge.
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I wonder where dat funny ass face came from… or wut author drew it… shits too lulz to not know
I wonder how long the reviewer has been waiting to make a clever SYWH reference. It’s funny to think about how stoked he was at his own wit.
chuckling!