Part 1 of Ariana Grande Trilogy HERE
So I wrote that other post about being in love with Ariana Grande for her incredible cuteness and immense talent to be the next big pop singer. And that’s still all true, but her rate of releasing new music is pretty slow, with only a music video and one new live song since I wrote that other post (you can finally download all her covers tho, they pretty good). The video is ridiculously cute, and the song is a pop jam for sure, but I was left needing more Ariana. So I started watching her show ‘Victorious’, which I found to actually be pretty awesome.
How cute is that. Those random lines, that breathy voice, dat WHOOSH. The show is about a bunch of art students in Hollywood trying to be singers or actors, which sounded pretty terrible on paper. But its made by the dude who made Kenan and Kel and Drake and Josh, shows that pretty much set the bar for kid’s comedies in the 90′s/2000′s. They have all the standard stock characters, prissy rich white main girl Victoria Justice, angsty dark antagonist girl, toned-down Shawn from Boy Meets World, nerdy ventriloquist Andy Samberg, crazy hippie teacher, and talented standard black best friend. Ariana plays Cat Valentine (cutest name possible), the cliche ditzy girl who pretty much looks cute and gets the best one-liners. It works so well.
This may be my favorite episode, mostly because of her great side-plot. Maybe I just love non sequiturs and mental hospital episodes of shows, but I laughed pretty hard at a lot of that, especially the ending. If every episode was edited down to her scenes it would be a pretty perfect TV show. The other cast members are alright, but Ari pretty much carries the humor, and is the one every girl wants to be. My second favorite is Jade, the angsty girl, and they’re real life best friends I think, plus work great together.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPoXHvIKzVk
Non-ironically laughing at the delivery of so many of these lines, and this was just a short skit just made for the internet. If these girls got a spin-off together where they were college room mates, I think it would be the best thing on basic cable. And major plus, they can both sing like fucking beasts. Pretty much every other episode has a song thrown in for some reason (to sell records to kids I guess), and most are by Victoria Justice. And she’s pretty solid, but its clear Ari and even angsty girl are a lot more capable when it comes to belting out some jams. Luckily they bring in Ari to do the high notes and impressive stuff whenever lil Tori can’t handle it, no complaints here. And they did a live duet together of an unreleased song that is probably going to be a huge summer jam as soon as it sees a legit release. Stoked on it, lil Victoria’s best song so far.
Fucking beasts.
They also do some solid parody episodes, a great fake-out April Fools episode, and a lot of self-referential jokes, stuff that little kids won’t really get. So yeah, its a pretty solid show, way better than I thought it was gonna be, gonna watch reruns of it while waiting for her sweet album to drop. If you have to care for small children I recommend buying the DVD’s, keeps them busy and you get to laugh at the subtle adult humor they sneak in. Classic Nickelodeon. Here are some more cute GIFs tho, luv u Ari <3:
oh no!
Jail. That’s where you’re going.
Ha, I do like what I’ve seen from this show. It kinda reminds me of my bandmates.
Bet being in ur band is liek american pie irl
As long as it’s not “This Is Spinal Tap”…
Proud to have never seen that.
your loss there bro
You should see it.
You might like it.
But you might instead be reminded of all the stupid things your band has done and get really depressed.
That was legit the creepiest thing I’ve ever read, bravo.
Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Victorious. Not necessarily in that order: best show’s on TV
Accurate.
YES. I was just having this conversation with a friend the other day.
Also one of my favorite Ari clips (shitty quality but still adorable):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZFh8OcEmdg
She’s like a new born puppy some of the time.
“stuff you will hate” … does what it says in this case.
i am high on vicodin and watching these clips. thank you for making my afternoon
Had to actually check age before reading article to make sure there was as small of a chance to go to jail as possible…btw she is almost 19
My ex-gf looks 80% like Jade. Feelsreallycreepybadman.flac
Those gifs sold it for me.
you must stop with these posts.
My boner can’t handle it.
I watch victorious whenever my tv turns on. I can’t get enough.
I’m gonna do a review of her album when it drops, that should be the last one for a while. Don’t worry bro, your boner will live to fight again.
No love for Trina, tho?
I fucking hate Trina, but I respect the writers for making me hate her because she’s definitely not a character you’re supposed to like.
But I would love to make a 2005 deathcore album using sound clips from her one-woman play about Chicago.
An obnoxious attention whore with zero regard for others – I kinda like her cause she reminds me so much of myself, LOL. And she’s a sample goldmine, too.
Real creeped out, great job thnx.
I love how everyone’s too creeped out to reply to anyone else’s comments.
Oh, wait…
Too busy fappin
That feel when sywh is gradually turning more and more paedo with every post
1. SHE IS OF-AGE.
2. LIKING TEENAGERS (AKA PUBESCENTS) ISN’T PEDOPHILIA, IT’S EPHEBOPHILIA.
3. ACCORDING TO A STUDY I HAVE NO CITATION FOR, THE AVERAGE MALE PREFERS THE FACE OF A 17 YEAR OLD FEMALE.
4. looks pretty good
died @ 4.
Oh and srs 4 a second here, could you maybe have like a “click to animate gif” thing or something, because I have a $1000 gaymen PC but this site still loads slower than anything, it’s always been like that no matter what computer / ISP I have had. I don’t know if this is a problem for anyone else, if not just ignore this.
not sure why everyone thinks this is so creepy lol, she’s of age and it’s not like Save Parker is 40 or something
I thought it was pretty innocent, I would be her friend that she doesn’t see often but we get dinner when she’s in town and have a decent time but never really talk much outside of that/10
I also checked IMDB to verify age before posting a joke comment that might get me sent to real jail to receive semi-ironic ass fucks.
Every fiber of my being via trying 2 b respectful of womyn/hanging out with girls that get pissed off at chicks who act super dumb for attention and then get angry at the dudes (me) for falling for it…I am programmed to be like: “No! Girls acting like retarded Real Dolls iz degrading 2 womens! Want MORE from Woman! Demand that she engage you intellectually!” but chicks acting like dumb fucksluts TOTALLY does it for me. Would definitely get this chick to make baby “goo goo ga ga” noises at my dick/10
Also, she’s hot enough that it looks like NOTHING bad comes out of her. Her boogers? Skittles. Mucus? Caramel. Poop? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies.
Thanks for awaring me of her.
The thought of intercourse with her makes me feel like a pedo even though she’s older than I am… Would snuggle with/10 doe.
DAT ELECTRIC SHOCK SCENE.
I WISH DOSE RED BLOCKS WERE MY COCKS *BONK BONK*
literally lol’d hard at this in real life
i watch this show with my daughter and i fucking love it. that awkward moment when thinking you’re the cool dad just kinda makes you feel like a creep. oh well, it’s funny as hell.
BOOTY SMELL GOOD DOE.
imagine lori beth denberg saying these lines and see if you still like them as much
The “Breakfast Club” episode = <3
I love her character so much.