In what will surely go down as the tween scenepop debacle of the week, Christofer Drew, chill bro of Never Shout Never goes off on Bryan Stars, Youtube famous interviewer known for asking lolrandom questions to popular scene bands. Skip to 35 minutes to watch (who the fuck interviews for like 40 minutes??)
Bryan dude asks if he’s mad about titling their last video ‘R.I.P. Nevershoutnever’ to draw in views, Drew bro keeps it real on ‘em with a speech about his music ‘meaning a lot to him’ or something, totally puts him on blast and calls him a joke (pretty accurate), and then he realizes he hurt the dude’s feelings and tries to be all “I love you bro, but your interviews are totally full of bullshit”. Its like when you were eight and that really sensitive kid would come around crying at everything and you’d try to cheer up real quick before he told some shit to yo moms. And then on cue, dude films himself crying on camera like an attention seeking little bitch. You can’t make this shit up.
"PITY ME" -brianstar
So what do you think?? Was Chris Drew keepin’ real and tired of these bullshit interviews? Was it just too much awkward for a normal person to handle? Has he become too tr00 to handle?? Is Bryan Starz the equivalent of an attention seeking awkward pre-teen girl??? Should every scene famous band have to put up with his lolsuperrandom questions? Are you surprised he has so many fans?? Do people finally care about myspace drama again??
HEARTY DISCUSSION IN THE COMMENTS ON THESE PRESSING ISSUES
uhm. so this chris guy comes off as a bit of a (or a big) fuckboi here.
sure, bryan stars interviews are jam packed with irrelevant questions and fuckery, but that’s what’s to be expected, why even accept the interview if you don’t like his style?
the way these nevershoutnever dudes come off here is the definition of taking yourself too seriously. seriously bros, lighten up.
“these guys dont appreciate questions that are bullshit, these guys are real musicians i dont know if you know that”
omg this is like… too ridiculous. im at a loss for words.
this band is legitimized by the amount of screaming girls before they play
re: “RI LOOOOOOVE LEEW!!!!!!!”
Christofer Drew is just being butthurt that no one takes their music as srsly as they all do. And how awkward was that one dude on the left after Bryan Stars finally asked him a question about the new album? lol’d so hard at the reluctant answer like he was the last kid picked in gym class for kickball in middle school and didn’t even want to play anymore.
That’s why those fggts weren’t being asked questions
I don’t know Chris, but I did interview him once and my take on him was that he has very very very little patience for annoying scene faggotry (via being immersed in it 24/7), and it is probably really hard for him to tolerate it as much as he does. He seems like he would be totally cool to anyone who didn’t act like a little girl, I think it’s awesome that he is totally honest about not respecting his fans:
http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/11/18/eatmewhileimhot-party-metalcore-via-nevershoutnever-side-project/
That bryan stars guy is a super annoying weird fanboi and it is for his own good that he gets humiliated by one of his crushes so he will grow up and realize that he should probably stop looking toward bandbros for validation.
I just watched the last 8-10 minutes because I didn’t wanna waste 45 minutes of my life with this bullshit, but I just felt like Bryan was being invasive vs professional. The occasional stupid fanboy question is fine by me, I mean it’s what makes each interview different from the last one, but when he completely disregards the fact that he’s interviewing musicians [who are currently in the studio and probably chomping at the bit to talk about their new music], that’s when it gets just awful.
“That bryan stars guy is a super annoying weird fanboi and it is for his own good that he gets humiliated by one of his crushes so he will grow up and realize that he should probably stop looking toward bandbros for validation.” = Pretty much it.
tending to agree with this since 1- bryan crying lopl 2- i really liked the On the brightside song in your article
hey – i thought this site was all about making fun of “srs” musicians :(
& i really dont think it helps their case that in their first interview with him (bryan) they were laughing and talking about poop half the time.
The ‘we are are srs musicians’ line came off as borderline sarcastic/condescending to me
+ we need to take into account that they were in the studio. I wouldn’t blame any band for taking that time to be srs and expect less Q’s full of wankery when they’re there. Especially when dealing with this dude.
“I put all my heart and passion into doing these interviews”
That awkward moment when you’re very best amounts to a bunch of shitty, pointless interviews that show no improvement over the course of time.
yeah, sorry if I came off as a bit unnuanced. Al tho Sgt D makes a strong point that they might have been sarcastic, but I dunno. either way it’s p much a lose lose situation for both involved, which is a characteristic of A+ drama!
Bryanstars is a bigger attention whore than the all the tumblrsluts that watch his videos. Who the fuck videotapes themselves crying because some scene famous bandbro told him to fuck off.
What you tryin say bout me. I ain’t no tumblr slut
Dude I just read that interview which looked fun and interesting, in spite of having a more serious interviewing tone that I am unused to from you.
P cool piece, but holy FUCK the comments! They’re the most unfun butthurt ever, and not in the lulzy makefunofable way, but in the stone cold, disappointing, can’t make lemonade out of these lemons way. I totally see what you mean when you got sad about your metal blog bro, my <3 goes out 2 u
Haha yeah, I remember reading the interview and laughing to myself because Chris seemed like a p cool, funny dude and then the comment section was just a huge bummer. Butthurt dudes didn’t even bother reading the interview, just wanted to let everyone know how they thought Chris was a huge douche b/c he plays in a band they don’t like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVwvl9vbpJc&feature=relmfu
i like how a day before he posted the interview he prefaces it with another video telling the world how sad he is.
don’t quit your day job kid.
Also, lol @ his Aeropostale shirt. Way to look like an poor, bro!
this was just too awkward to watch… I had to stop. Gonna go listen to Turnstile instead.
‘omg so much preasur 2 succeed’ – the turnstiles
How old is that Bryan dude? why would a grown up post that crying shit on the interwebs? seems like mr srs was right to call him out on his bullshit, even if it was in the most non-aggresive way ever.
hes 22. watch the first interview with the band, they clearly had no problems with his goofy questions back then. plus he does add “srs” questions about the actual music in his interviews to balance things out.
k i gotta stop posting in here now, tbh im just bitter that this is taking attention away from my neon-pop post :(
I’d be pissed too.
omg, internet gold
this is s-rank “curb your enthusiasm” level awkwardness IRL
i think im gonna actually watch the entire video just for that climax
Nevershoutnever is really good for scene pop, his breakdown band is among the worst music I’ve ever heard (which means people here will think it’s the best music they’ve heard) and all in I would totally write breakdowns and zany lyrics with him/10. Then I’d suggest that we write lyrics about how this interviewr is a phag, and Christ would be all, “Nah man, we don’t need to go hatin on people, let’s keep it positive in here”.
“CHRISTOFER, I HOPE YOU REALIZE THAT YOU JUST LOST A LOT OF FANS!! YOU EVEN SAID YOU WEREN’T ARROGANT. YOU ARE THE MOST ARROGANT PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN. YOUR MUSIC IS ALL A JOKE AND MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED. WE ALL LOVE BRYAN MORE THAN WE LOVE YOU. AND ANY BAND WOULD BE HAPPY TO BE INTERVIEWED BY HIM. I can’t believe I ever loved you…Fuck you.”
my god dem jewtube comments
I thought he was pretty reasonable. “You’re interviews are a joke bro, you know I love you but I really don’t want to keep up with these bullshit questions while we’re in the studio makin jams. I let you know a couple of times but you just wouldn’t stop man, its awkward and weird. you gotta work on it bro, here for you if you need to talk.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A+ work for Chris for getting this kind of rxn. I’m totally with D on this one. Chris seems like a legit cool guy that doesn’t want to be dealing with a bunch of dumb nonsense from a bunch of preteens, much less a 22 year old Betalord bothering him at a studio. Social cues, how do they work?
I think Chris could have been just a wee bit more pleasant about the whole thing, although I’m sure he would have been if he had known that he was going to make Bryan cry.
Aren’t we talking about adult males here, though?
My god, little ginger fggt thinks he makes art but the only ppl who take him seriously are in middle school = doing it very wrong, bro. Feel bad for interview boy, he was just tryin’ to have a little fun – maybe scene fags should take their own advice and not be so serious/tender anused.
Too curious about the band-name sharpied on the locker behind him while he’s crying to pay attention to what he’s crying about
“Story Of A Ghost?” I wanna hear the story of this ghost
lolololol noticed this too
Think they meant ‘Ghost story’.
I’m pretty sure that’s an old Springfield local metalcore band from like 2005.
Really glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that. I also want to know how many people walked by him in that little post-interview meltdown, awkwardly wondering why a grown dude was filming himself man-PMSing…
Acoustic 90s radio jam black metal?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbx4FLns5mM
L O FUCKING L
Haha, check my friend travis in that harms way hat. at 41 min.
knowing this kid, he has come a long way from his original stuff. He’s back to living in joplin, but is now focusing more on his electronica project “GONZO” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC42ih499lk
i don’t think anyone can be to srs making this kind of music
exhibit C in the case against white people =P
pshh who da fuck cares about interviews anyways… I would have gone with it and let the kid have fun asking tarded questions… my porn star name would be chato banderas =D
dude needs to lrn2interview.
Initially, I was pretty indifferent to this whole thing via not being a sexually frustrated girl in high school or a fan of ZANY personalities. Some kid I’ve never heard of gets put on blast by scene legend, I have a short laugh and plan to continue with my night. But then it fades back in and he starts CRYING??????????? What the fuck? It always amazes me when incredibly embarrassing things like that get uploaded to the internet, because no one’s making you do it and you look like a complete jackass.
I mean, really… Christofer Drew isn’t charmed by your WACKY INTERVIEW STYLE and it sends you into a downward spiral? Get a grip.
Welll woweee. I think chrissy boy is pretty chilled out, but rather annoying and pretentious. I find his mannerism and way of speaking to be totally uninteresting and forced even though he’s probably just trying to come off as some relaxed hippy boy whose only desire is to make songs that come from the heart, even if those songs are sung with an annoying as fuck vocal timbre and are structurally uninspiring. So yeah whatever….i totally get why he got pissy at this manbaby interviewer……this bryan fella seems like a very over-sensitive whiny boy who probably thinks he’s being cute and fun by asking retarded elementary school questions. In short, i think the interviewer is totally lame, awkward, and uninspiring…just like the dudes he interviewed. So I guess you could say this was a 44 minute vignette of mediocrity and embarrassment. eek.
U sound like ur tryna make people think ur smarter than u r brah.
i couldnt get through the crying part, when he started pausing.. looking at the camera.. looking away.. about to say something.. looks away, that was it for me i just couldnt handle it, it was just too sad to be funny, especially knowing that this guy is older than me :\
‘See, he doesn’t take metal seriously, so it makes sense that no one takes him seriously.’
‘Who is this dipshit and why am I looking at him on a post on a fucking METAL site?
DEATH TO FALSE METAL.’
‘Seriously, stop letting Sergeant D write. Thank you.’
‘Horns to anybody who likes metal…..even if it is trendymall littlekid beTWEENthemallandme haircut poser shit that is below me and my high horse’
- MS comments
why cant SYWH comments be more fun to read :(
I LOVE METAL!!! AND ITS BECAUSE YOU DON’T GET THIS SITE *http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/2012/01/do-you-really-get-what-this-site-is-all-about/*
don’t be a butthurt fag….
I can’t wait till they do a post on elote and death or danzig n shit brah… shit wood be intersting as fuk brah… =D
hahah dude i was quoting comments from the metal sucks post sarge did on Chris drew, those are just a few comments i found really funny
Chris gave him strong hints all through the interview to stop asking stupid questions and even tried to push the conversation in the direction of the new album. Bryan kinda gets subtly made fun of in his interviews for stupid questions anyway but he should have seen that coming.
I feel bad for Stars but his interviews are pretty damn douche chill-y 99% of the time. The best interviewer is that ogre looking dude from Metal Injection. Perfect balance of the silly and the serious.
Lets be real about gingers, they are octaroons & we owe them no courtesy or kindness at all, ever.
I’m surprised this guy has fans, why so many views these interviews suck.
I liked the talk about animal spirit guides. I think I’ll pick Squirtle.
The never shout nevers seem very pretentious. me no like. Does he want to be taken seriously because they are one of the few scene bands that have managed to have some post myspace success by making mediocre boring music? How bout the weirdo put some shoes on and stop talking about spirits and eating locusts. get off ur high horse ginge, kthxbai.
Chris was rude and disrespectful. He knew what type of questions Bryan Stars asks, yet he had the guy go 7 hours to meet with him, then fried the shit out of his on his own show. Seriously Chris? You have no right to sit there and say his whole passion is a joke and blah blah blah about “serious interviews” You know that some people need a break from all the serious stuff and need to relax and have fun right? That is exactly what Bryan Stars does. He jokes around and ask questions that fans ask. If you wantef a serious interview, you could have said no and went somewhere elsr. Dick.
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chris asked bryan to ask more questions about music, but he ignored him. maybe if his questions werent so stupid…
Sounds like Christofer Drew’s skinny jeans have his nutsack in a tight wad. Quit acting like you’re a serious artist when you play cute whimsical songs catering to middle school girls. Butt=hurt over this pretentious tool
like, chris drew knows he’s more alpha than bryan starz. it annoys him to see bryan starz and his annoying beta face and to hear his cute whimsical questions.
and you think you’re more alpha than chris drew. it annoys you to see chris drew and his annoying beta pants and to hear his cute whimsical music. so what does that make you…?
the blogger here is a douche. you are a fucking piece of shit.
You seem to be experiencing anal pain…
i think bryan starz has a huge fetish for bondage and whipping. he’d stay hard for a really long time, but like, wouldn’t cum until the prosecutor started feeling sorry for him. then i think he’d jizz his pants all over.
chris drew is a cool dude who doesn’t like the way betaness works, so he’ll tell people how to change and it comes off as arrogant or whatever. he’s just trying to halp, lay off him. it’s hypocritical to want him to lay off bryan starz while being up his ass. he was obviously annoyed from the very first interview by all the tween bull.
and another thing, stop rating chris drew on a scale of one to how-original-he-is. so he’s a post-modern hippie with a bad haircut. WHO CARES, THE DUDE IS ALPHA AS FUCK BECAUSE HE’S GOT SELF-LOVE AND DOESN’T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!
“DOESN’T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!”
DYING!
“an euro” is out, “doesn’t afraid of anything” is in.
I’ve been listening to Never Shout Never for about 3 years. He is my idol. I personally think that Bryan Stars was being a little pussy at the end for crying. Seriously, why in the fuck would you videotape yourself crying over an interview that didn’t “go the way you planned it.” I think Chris was being real with wanting him to ask questions about the band and about their music, because that’s what they are and that’s what they’re there for. Why would you ask a musician what their pornstar names would be, when they’re there to be interviewed about the band? He only talked to Hayden like twice! I will always listen to Chris’ projects, wether it’s NSN, eatmewhileimhot, or GONZO. I don’t give a fuck about what one guy in Aeropostle says about my motherfucking idol. If I met him, I would want to have an actual fucking conversation because he’s just a person. Fuck!
Lol @christofer drew and his spirit guide stuff. This video is the definition of white foolishness.
This is what happens when you overdose on the Joe Rogan Experience.
Metalsucks comments are the worst.
Bryan is such a gay ass. I’ve seen his videos before, and even Jayy from BOTDF didn’t like him he was all like “Bite Me”. If I were to interview anyone of those bitches and they told me shit like that I would of been like “OH SO DUDE YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?!” (in a total non-serious way) instead of crying. Because Bryan SHOULD know that Chris doesn’t roll like that, he’s a total chill pothead that will speak his mind. That’s one thing I respect about him. Plus, since I’m a girl and I think Bryan is such a pussy that just makes him a little bitch.
I think Bryan Stars has very entertaining interviews. However Bryan himself is most likely mildy retarded.
EWW this Christopher Drew guy sounds like he’s full of himself! Just a couple of conceited jerks if you ask me. granted some of the questions were pretty stupid but almost every interview is full of stupid questions and they could have denied the interview in the first place.
nevershoutnever=conceited faggots
Hahaha Chris was just saying what he thinks and I’ve seen some of Brian’s interviews and he is just… Very weird and kinda an attention seeker… And I found it extremely… Mmm idk the word…. Annoying? That he only picks on Scene bands/musicians! Why doesn’t he go and annoy Justin Bieber? –’
To be honest I have lost so much respect for Chris and his band. He preaches all this shit about being nice and treating people fair and shit, but he had the nerve to call Bryan out on the thing he loves, Bryan’s interviewed tons of band and none have give him as much shit as NSN gave him. I used to look up to NSN, and especially Chris’ outlook on life but now I see what a jerk off he was to Bryan, I seriously rethought it. But all said I kinda get what he means in way but he didn’t have to call his show a joke. But Bryan maybe more questions on there time in the studio would be best, and maybe some questions on the new albums?
Nikii :3
Chris is a fucking pussy ass cunt sucking dickhead cunt, The random questions are the fucking best, Andy fucking loves them, Chris is just a little bitch who takes everything so fucking serious no one gives a fuck about hes fucking shitty ass music only little fucking kids care about that shit, I heard one of hes fucking pussy ass songs and felt like smashing the song and hes face in hes music and the band is a fucking disgrace to fucking music, I hope Chris gets hes face smashed in and sent to hospital i hate him with a passion and wish he would stop making shitty ass songs.
everything alright at home man? You seem really worked up about music, which is troubling. Hope you’re getting the help you need, we’re here for you if you need us <3