i was never dat into asking alexandria, i mean, they’ve got some ok songs (hey there mr. brooks goes p. hard) but for the past few years, they seem to have been one of the leading bands for tumblr-sluts to fan-girl over before they turn 17 and start listening to groce hipster music. the band started off strategically enough, lookin’ like a bunch of wanna-be bring me the horizon bros… until they slowly transitioned into dressin like sum 80′s rock band?! (dafuq?) it was evident that sum band needed to step up and fill the void of the original AA as they descend into retro faggotry.
thats where capture the crown comes in. they r pretty much like a tribute to the old asking alexandria, their name “capture the crown” can literally be interpreted in the way that they’re capturing the crown that once used to rest on the heads of asking alexandria.
the band got bizzy and released their first music video…
- vocalist legit sounds like he’s takin the biggest shit of his life @ 20 seconds
- idk why there’s no shots of the drummer but im loling @ the idea of him forgetting to show up to their music video shoot and the rest of the band/director bein like “fuck it lets jus film without him”
- dunno if that’s supposed to be a rain scene but it looks like someone poured a bucket of water onto the singer’s head (dunno why it wuld be raining in an abandoned underground parking lot anyway)
- i love how during the techno part, the guitarists are like “oh shit, we dont have anything to do here” so they jus awkwardly skip in place while holding their guitars
- dem ripped jeans… singer looks like he got raped by freddy krueger (ripped shirt+ jeans combo)
all in all, i would say their first music video is a success, becuz it got 3 million views in the 6 months that it has been uploaded onto jewtube. capture the crown took note of the video’s rapid rising popularity and started releasing siq shirt designs, including one with their catchy song lyric “you filthy fucking cunt” which is basically like their version of asking alexandria’s “you stupid fucking whore” (in australia, “cunt” is actually a widely used and socially acceptable word, unlike in north america where if u say it u will get mauled by angry feminists).
the band had alot of hype to live up to after their first song… but when they released their second song… they did NOT disappoint.
- im legit loving their ludacris homage @ 59 seconds. wooow.
due to capture the crown’s rising popularity, the band members decided to do blogs introducing who they are n stuff so the fans culd get to know their personalities a bit better.
of course butthurt faggotry had to ensue…
the band has decided to follow in the same footsteps as asking alexandria (who moved from britain to the US right away to start their career) and make it their first priority to tour north america. this caused more butthurt-reactions (i mean, god forbid they would actually wanna play gud shows in teh US and not jus the same crappy local shows over and over).
literally, there is thousands of examples of butthurt haters for this band. the haterz will keep being more and more mad as the band achieves more and more success. haters are their motivators. so in the end, the haters r actually fueling the power of the band. kinda funny, isnt it? i dont think theres a single band that attracts more butthurt haters giving them attention than asking alexandria, which is another reason why this band is so similar to AA. the funny thing is, theyll probably sign to a respectable label before playing a single show (prob rise records, theyr notorious for signing bands who havent played a show yet) and tour north america with siq bands, playin to hundreds of fans every night. so i have one question left for the haterz…
do u think CTC has wat it takes to replace the old AA? why do these bands attract so many butthurt haterz? do u think theyll get signed before playing a show (like woe, is me and that’s outrageous)? which bands do u see them playin with on their first north american tour? is the person with the asking alexandria shirt a boy or a girl?