As we all know, Depressed Teenager is a longtime champion of the str8xedge lifestyle. Some would even consider his radical stances hardline as evidenced by his classic hits like “Fat Faggot” which is about how drugs and alcohol can make you fat and sex starved so that you accidentally have sex with a man to satisfy your deviant libido and “Take Me in Your Arms” which is about how some drug users actually go so far as to inject pure cocaine into their arms b/c they are so numb that they “just want to feel something…anything”
This was DTs first altter ego. it was called UuUuUuUuUuU. as you can see song isn’t in line with his current str8xedge persona. scandelous huh?
this is DTs SECOND past alter ego. once he found out that people would know that he would eventually become DT, he tried to change to keep his true identity a secret. as u can tell it isnt workin
it now makes sense y dt supported the barack oboma campaign so much as evidenced by this backpack
DAT backpack…. MIND = BLOWN
How does it exist?
Things like that should only exist in nightmares.
dat backpack = DT’s music… too much advanced level shit to appreciate
BOOM!!!!!
LIES FUCK OFF
chronic trigger . . . i fell of my chair laughing (srs)
holy shit, Chronic Trigger is killing me
THIS IS NOT TRUE FUCK YOU
I DID NOT MAKE THIS GAY SHIT
DT, you should be proud of this, it’s really good! Is there any way I can interview you on what inspired you to create this early art?
YOURE A FAGGOT IF U THINK I MADE THIS,
1/10
Very neat stuff. I wasn’t entirely sold that this was DT until I stumbled upon this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDl9gZgUWCg
There’s no hiding from it now! We’ve found you out!
holy fucken shit!!!! dis fucker is right… old DT is da shit!!!!
I’m sad this doesn’t have more comments because this is the funniest thing I have heard in a very long time.
This is amazing. So much wut. And dat backpack.
Hahahahahahahaha what the fucking fuck is this!!!
Amaze!
This is so much win. I love this blog (no homo).
oh god
dat Chronic Trigger
fuck
NOSTALGIA
jrpg parodies = never not funny (cf. Charles Barkley: Shut Up and Jam II – Gaiden)
strong headline too