Not sheriff lulzy teenager or extremely sophisticated intellectual whose entire life is a postmodern performance art piece. Either way, this is a very advanced status update!
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About SYWH
Stuff You Will Hate is a blog where we make fun of stuff we like. Sometime that makes people mad. We like hardcore, pop punk, rap and anything else that isn't metal. Read this if you want to 'know what this site is really about.'
We are always looking for more people to write for us, so you're interested, hit us up!
Twitter: stuffuwillhate
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Email: stuffyouwillhate@gmail.comMy band ENPEDESTALMENT
Br00tal FRIENDZONE SLAM featuring guest appearances by BIG CHOCOLATE, 7 HORNS 7 EYES, GOLIATH and CITY LIGHTS. Debut EP "NOT ALL GUYS ARE JERKS" out now!
The SYWH Podcast
Listen to Sergeant D bullshit with people in your favorite bands, talk shit, and laugh at his ghey voice. New show every week or two, don't sleep on it!
Posts about genres
- 2012 STATE OF THE SCENE ADDRESS
- Deathcore is evolving
- Early-mid 00's emo
- EASYCORE
- ENTOMBEDCORE
- Euro/Azn thugcore
- IKEACORE
- Jerkin Music
- Lulzy straightedge songs
- MAKEOUTCLUBCORE
- Neo-nu-metal
- NU-DEATHCORE
- Patriotic songs
- POWER POP
- Power Violence
- PUNK
- REAL rap metal
- RECORDCOLLECTORCORE
- REGRETCORE
- Rockabilly
- SRSCORE
- The TWEEN SCENE
- tr00 POP PUNK
- Wigger slam metal
What we think about stuff
- "REAL MUSIC"
- 90s hardcore cover art
- Are Latinos Born 2 Mosh??
- AZNBROS
- Band merch
- Being on tour
- Breakdowns are the new guitar solo
- Do you 'really get what this site is all about'??
- Girls do not like metal!!!
- Girls who wear UGGS
- How metal nerds choose what bands to like
- How should I keep my kids from getting into art and music??
- HXC HISTORY 2: When youth crew went metal
- HXC HISTORY 4: Mosh for Krishna!
- I non-ironically hate NERDBAITING
- Internet Metal Nerds (IMNs)
- Is hardcore for rich white pussies??
- LOL @ stretched ears
- My movie called BIG BUSH
- Revelation Records
- SLUT SHAMING
- Srs talk on BREAKING EDGE
- The history of metalcore
- The ugly truth about 90s hardcore
- The zine I did in the 90s
- Varsity font
- Video Games
- What is the most annoying/lulzy kind of girl??
- What kind of bish is your type??
- What's wrong with WHITE KNIGHTING??
- Who is your favorite PORN BISH??
- Why girls get naked on the internet
Guest posts & interviews
- BROKENCYDE
- Chris Drew of NEVERHSHOUTNEVER and EATMEWHILEIMHOT
- Craig Mabbitt of ESCAPE THE FATE
- Daddy X of KOTTONMOUTH KINGS and DOGGY STYLE
- Dave Astor of LOCUST, CATTLE DECAPITATION and PATHOLOGY
- Dave Witte of MUNICIPAL WASTE, HUMAN REMAINS, DISCORDANCE AXIS, etc
- Dennis from REFUSED reviews stuff
- DJ TWO STACKS guide to slam
- DJ TWO STACKS reviews some videos
- Evan Taubenfeld (ex Avril Lavigne guitarist)
- Ezec of SKARHEAD
- How to party, RINGWORM style
- Jack from THE ACACIA STRAIN
- Jake of DEFILER
- Jonny Craig of DANCE GAVIN DANCE/authorized Macbook reseller
- Josh from A DAY TO REMEMBER
- Keith from RORSCHACH/DEADGUY interview
- Lars from JUDGE/SIDE BY SIDE reviews stuff
- Mike Cheese of GEHENNA reviews rap songs vol 1
- Mike Cheese reviews rap songs vol 3
- Mike Score of ALL OUT WAR
- Nate of XIBALBA
- Pete Wentz of FALL OUT BOY and VEGAN REICH
- Ryan Neff of MISS MAY I
- SEEDER of BTM/3A
- Shred Sean of BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART on guitars
- Steve Joh of CENTURY MEDIA
- Todd from CHAMPION/BETRAYED reviews stuff
- WINDS OF PLAGUE
Posts about individual bands
- 18 Visions
- American Nightmare
- Animosity
- Between The Buried And Me
- Black Sabbath
- Blink-182
- Brujeria
- Converge
- Day Of Suffering
- Dead To Fall
- Defeater
- Downset
- Dropkick Murphys
- E-Town Concrete
- Elysia
- Fall Out Boy
- Fastbreak
- Fury Of Five
- Guttermouth
- Handsome
- Hellogoodbye
- Hit The Lights
- Hot Water Music
- Icepick
- Irate
- Jerome
- Juliana Theory
- Liferuiner
- Lifetime
- Merauder
- Mest
- New Found Glory
- No Warning
- NOFX
- Odd Future/Tyler The Creator
- Parkway Drive
- Saosin
- Saves The Day
- Simple Plan
- Strung Out
- SUNN 0))
- The Movielife
- The Story So Far
- The Vandals
- The Wonder Years
- Vision of Disorder
- Whitechapel
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SYWH Archives
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Just the fact that she called it a tape blows my mind…
Really? You probably listen to bands that have guitarists in them, don’t you?
Loled.
Mixtapes bro. The wave of the future.
The #yolo is just bottling my mind… What does tanning and listening to an Odd Future tape (?) have to do with only living once? Is it because tanning can cause cancer but idgaf bc #yolo? Confusing, yet fascinating.
Maybe she’s saying #yolo to cancer from tanning or possibly Odd Future entirely changing her perspective on life. Either way a in depth analysis is needed.
she said it cause #yolo
That’s most likely 100% accurate. She knows how stupid it looks, but srsly doesnt care wut other ppl think and will say what she wants to say bc #yolo. Starting to make sense now. Damnit, I’m still 17, this shit should make sense.
Kids just don’t understand #yolo
Negatory, I think she knows how stupid it looks and that’s why she put it, to be IRONIC of course! all the plastic bitches she just deleted from her friends list litter their posts with meaningless hashtags and by using it herself, she creates a biting commentary on what it’s like to be an enlightened teen in a world of fake people
Everything ^ +1
Let the butthurt begin.
tr00 pop punk girl?? on StuffIWillHate?! GDammit this makes my butt so mad sheS NOT EVEN FUNNY!!
lal
IM A FUKIN WALKING PARADOX NO IM NOT NVM
SUMTHIN ABOUT TRICERATOPS LOL IM SO ZANY
OMG THIS POST IS SO EDGY AND POSTMODERN! SHE TRULY IS A GENIUS! ALL HAIL OUR NEW AVERAGE PERFECTLY NORMAL AND UNREMARKABLY NON-EMBARRASSING TEENAGE OVERLORDS!!
<3
ya no offense but i dont come to this website to learn what teenagers are interested in. like cmon whoever wrote this is an obviously faggot . this is really upsetting and scuk my dick.
“whoever wrote this is an obviously faggot”
“scuk my dick”
dat engrish
dude come on, irony doesn’t work on the internet.
this bish is working her way up to queen of SYWH. Boxxy status
brb making crown out of tinfoil and construction paper
You’ve been lurking this bish hard D
One of the perks of being semi internet famous is that creeping on people comes off as flattering rather than creepy.
Gonna brush my teeth and do a load of washing YOLO
#yolo is ironic
listening to OF is not.
trust me im an expert!
I came back to this website way too late.
What the abbreviating fuck is up with “YOLO?” Also, I’m seconding whoever started bitching about whatever tanning has to do with only living once. “LOL OFF 2 THE MALL GUNNA GET CRIPPLING CREDIT DEBT #YOLO”
Fuck this gay earth.
fuk ur gay mom
im with you bro people doing stuff makes me mad as fuck
Riiiiibiiiiitttttt