ITT: Chubby 12 year-old in sweatpants, most likely ghey, sings about ‘getting high’

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Yyv0iUppU

  • Not sheriff he knows what getting high is, or has just heard it in enough songs to know that it is considered cool to sing about.
  • “OK if I want to be a youtube sensation I will need a video… that 18 inch-wide path between the back of the house and the fence should work. And I want to look my best, so I’ll ask mom to wash my best sweatpants, that hoodie that almost matches them, and my nylon vest. I put on a few pounds this spring and it’s a little too small now, but I don’t think anyone will notice.”
  • Dat dance at :34… his dad is reaching for the Homocil :/ And after his dance at 1:36, poor Dad is chugging it by the bottle.
  • I like when they specify that it is the OFFICIAL music video, so you don’t get confused with all the fan vids, AMVs, vocal covers and other versions out there that could easily confuse an unsophisticated viewer. It shows they are v concerned about the integrity of their artists’ digital brand– from what I understand that is very important these days because a lot of teens use the internet.

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47 Responses to ITT: Chubby 12 year-old in sweatpants, most likely ghey, sings about ‘getting high’

  1. Charlie Brown says:

    Also, p sure this kid is taking getting high literally. Like within regards to height and not an altered state of being.

  2. Shawnyouwillhate says:

    Would disown/10

  3. I’m so glad teenagers have unsupervised access to the internet

    • Latinoheat!!! says:

      YES!!! fucken YES!!!!
      love the stupid shit kids do nowadays… but this tops teh cake

      i was laughing yet felt sorry for the parents who have to deal with this..

  4. Feathered_Derpent says:

    his dancing made me legit uncomfortable

  5. Anonymous says:

    homophobes, homophobes everywhere

  6. aneurofag says:

    This will lead to so much bullying and alienation, this kid is a basement pornogrind one-man band just waiting to happen.

  7. chololol says:

    Goonies never say high/seppuku

  8. Autodidact says:

    Good grief at all dat autotune. Strong dreamer bulk doe, can’t wait until he cycles trenbolone and beasts on the sqwat machine

  9. Save Parker says:

    Wants to get high -> put camera in hole and sings at grass

    Couldn’t make it past 30 seconds, feel bad for his parents :(

  10. Big Wave Dave says:

    This kid has one talented choreographer

  11. Me says:

    …What did I just listen to and watch….

  12. beholdthesharktopus says:

    This generation’s Mozart.

  13. beholdthesharktopus says:

    Srsly though control your children. This is what happens when you let them “freely express their creativity” or whatever new age bullshit parents are buying into that results in this. And if they disobey give em the belt. Builds character.

  14. Anonymous says:

    “please, please….help me” echoed my sentiments exactly at that point in the video :(

  15. BobbyJim says:

    So on the video it links to his Twitter account (NEVER GIVE UP! Singer/Songwriter. My camera woman and best friend @saffy1402 who has stayed with me through all I luv her to bits xx) and his camera woman (@MaxHarris3 agent and camera woman :D my maxy poo is amazing !!! I LOVE ALANIS MORISSETTE love her songs! Just started to get the hang of twitter :P). Something statutory this way comes.

    Srsly doe, this makes me feel horribly uncomfortable and sad for everyone involved… :(

  16. xggallinx says:

    wizard-level troll?

  17. Chillin' says:

    Fascinating. It’s as if this kid watched a bunch of self-righteous Creed and U2 vids and tried to replicate them. The results are lulzy as a kid misinterprets the pretentiousness of those bands and p much ends up doing a very solid, unintentional satire of them. Amaze, would be advanced lvl for sure if he only knew what he had done!

  18. derekpants says:

    Srsly made me uncomfortable. Although I was really excited when for a brief second I thought his hoodie said “Mildcats”

    • Anonymous says:

      His hoodie also says “Toronto”. Does this mean he’s Canadian? Or an euro (via random texts at shirts)? It would explain a lot either way.

      I’m confused as fuck anyway. This is either the master troll among master trolls, or one giant faggot without people around him telling when to stop.

  19. Void Eater says:

    This may be one of those rare cases where the post irony is so advanced that the guy making the music doesn’t even know if it’s ironic or not.

    • Notderek says:

      If its unintentionally ironic I think it just means its bad :/

      This really made me uncomfortable to watch. It’s like I can see into his future and already know high school is going to be 4 years of him being called a faggot daily. And honestly that’s not cool but sometimes people are just asking for a tough time.

      My parents supported me unconditionally but there were numerous times where I my dad said “are you sure you want to do that?” when really he meant “if you do that someone will probably make fun of you”
      This bro needs some real talk from his dad

  20. Deeestroy says:

    this HAS to be some kind of undercover advertisement for NAMBLA or whatever.

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  22. YANNO says:

    things you forget about till your parents bring it out on your 21st birthday

  23. AndyK says:

    i couldnt endure much of this, especially after picturing his dad watching this. here’s a kid that i’m HOPING has two moms.

  24. (curvedEdgeCrusty) says:

    Heard this kid is actlly the nephw of guitarist for The Ghost INside…so def Canadian. TGI is the only montrealian band with da sweet breakdowns
    brb wanna see if autotune goes >= 11

  25. Anonymous says:

    And picking on little kids fits with the mission statement of this blog how?

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