Not sure who swapped the top and bottom of this annoying metalfag meme, but the results of this simple troll speak for themselves. Picture-perfect IMN reaction courtesy of ‘admiralwhammybar‘:
Sometimes it makes me a little sad how metalfags are like pathologically incapable of detecting the most obvious sarcasm, but then I think about how many good times they have given us all (via laughing at their expense) and I am not sad anymore.
‘My Gear’
“music is mah lief”
“AND i’m a friendly guy!”
…until you ask him if likes Bring Me The Horizon!
Is he Mustaine’s long lost bastard?????
anyone else read his autobiography where he mentions kicking the first drummer out of megadeth because he didn’t tell dave that he was half-black?
lol, coke dave > jesus dave
Some people would just make me want to pretend to be deaf if they ever approached me in public. I would fake death if this guy was in the area talking about mehtul.
Helo. I am Metalhead. Wat is joke????
i alwas consider all those bands within them realm of punk and hardcore instead of metal, i don’t get why they are always compared to metal bands, disregard that, this was awesome. hilarious and that metal dude is a loser
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When he says “My Gear”, does he mean his knee pads?
His extensive Fleshlight collection: Puma Swede, Jessica Jaymes, Sunny Leone (inb4 strong porn knowledge)
Don’t forget the Jenna Haze butthole delux with lotus texture!
With Greg Puciato’s dick imprint
WUT!! NO GIANNA MICHAELS OR MARRY QUEEN/MIELA FLESHLIGHT MENTION IN THERE!!! FOR SHAME!!!
Based on his /tagged/me page
he strikes me as an annoying summerfag who works at target and thinks being a dickhead to people on Facebook constitutes as “trolling”
lold @ my gear reaction pic
I like that photo of the goths on the bottom with TV antennas.
fish in a barrel…
I posted this, but I shouldn’t get any real credit: I just saw the image on that “Emmure is better than your shitty death metal band” fb page. It’s still getting notes though, and providing plenty of fresh butthurt for my amusement.
I think the fact that Miles is making a duck face and has a seemingly orange complexion shows that he’s progressive for his genre.
Id much rather listen to the above bands then the actual “metal” bands. Whatever much hotter girls at those shows anyways. Good luck with your mate search at immortal and megadeath shows
Well, shit, the obvious troll is 100% correct. The stuff on top IS metal. The stuff on the bottom used to be metal once up on a time, but now it’s classic rock. Learn the difference.
*slow clap*
it’s not even a troll, it’s just the truth… ‘megadeth? idk i don’t really listen to that much 80s music’
Year 2050:
“Bring Me the Horizon? idk man that’s my grampa’s music”
pffhfhfhfhhaaaahahah oh wow
It’s the truth.
“The stuff on the bottom used to be metal once up on a time, but now it’s classic rock.” Thats not how it works mate.
Hey, Miles! Why the long face?
hay-o!
lulz. Unoriginal joke aside, he also appears to be have strong tendencies to engage in white knightery…
He was like WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH with his face pressed against his pillow
20.
Bass in a metal band.
“Music is my life”.
Butthurt about an image macro involving metal.
:(
https://www.facebook.com/CoLofficial
Found his band’s fb page. Apparently they’re trying out for an opening spot for warped tour. inb4 they lose bcuz “the judges just don’t get real music, and warped sucks anyway”
‘we don’t even care we just want to show all those -core posers what a REAL band sounds like. PS vote for us to be on Summer Slaughter 2013′
I don’t know why i listened to that.
Fuck.
same here man.. fuck is the next generation so predictable.. or is it just the cynism kicking in of being an oldfag….. =/
I like how Miles says he’s “taken by kailey”…
So HANDS OFF.
‘hey, hey– calm down ladies, there’s enough for all of you!’
Polyrhythmic Thrash Metal. Isn’t that some shit you’d wanna listen to?
No, I don’t think so Bro. :(
If it sounds like Meshugga’s first album, then I would be non ironically interested!!… :(
idk brah toxik is p sweet even tho there vocalist sounds like the filth of gay
Gear List:
-Squier Affinity Jazz Bass( haha it was my first, it’s so old lol)
-Ibanez SR370MBBT Soundgear Bass(my baby)
-Fender 5w combo(idk it came with the squier)
-Crate Flexwave 120( i know it’s a guitar head but idk when i play my bass through it it sounded special)
-Behringer BB140 Bass Cabinet
-Dunlop .73 Motorhead Picks
-Strap that looks like police caution tape
-Target Striped Fedora( i never play without it lol)
-Target Striped Fedora( i never play without it lol)
fuk… this made me die inside :(
The FUCK is it with geeky snowflakes and fedoras?!!?
I blame Yahtzee for this.
U can see he rly has an affinity for tasteful high priced brands.
Mirin his socioeconomic status!!
Metallica fanboy? That’s like more entry level than all the bands on the top half of the obvious troll image. Bet this poser doesn’t even know that Kirk Hammet used to be in Exodus.
kirk hammet more like krik hamett lol
lol its funny becuze u speled it wrong
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/50591/Periphery-Periphery-II:-This-Time-Its-Personal/ Friend sent me this yesterday, seems to fit the subject matter here and I reeeeaally don’t think he’s trolling
Given that the overall rating is lower than any of the individual ratings, I’d say troll.
“they sound like a young atonal Meshuggah”
“all they have is just bow-nah bow-dede-bow ne-neh-no-nowa-nuna”
also, “this album takes the dick”
I approve this review <3
this is so solid. strong pictures
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4992/captureztu.jpg
Wow omg wat a fag
“or am I just being petty about this”
Yes bro, u r.
Glock’s are pretty siq tho I wish I had one (srs)
niggas talk shit till they get lockjaw
chrome to yo dome till you get glockjaw
His band “Crown of Life” (for fuck’s sake) even has a “Paranoid” cover. This dude is really some connaisseur du heavy metal.
oh wow epic win guys. you trolled a guy who’s not a basement dwelling cunt and doesn’t get trolling shit because he’s not on SYWH all day. morons.
>Metal nerd
>NOT a basement dwelling cunt
????
you’re laughing at how hard you trolled some kid. Typical meme spewing, basement dwelling fags.
Save Parker plays basketball and chills with college broads, not a basement dweller. And we at SYWH did not make the pic, we’re simply laughing at people who can’t see blindingly obvious jokes and take music too seriously.
i dont want to talk about metal guys. ceral
You fucking moron basement dwellers don’t spew memes.
What’s a basement? I was fortunate enough to be born, raised, and still reside in California.
its one of those holes where old-dads used to play D&D in… that underground place where bud bundy lives in the final few seasons of married with children… its a hole where diablo 3/WOW/FF fags play in nowadays cept its upstairs and with better wifi/teevee/ hd visuals instead of a hole in the ground…
Oh OK, thanks Latinoheat. Didn’t know they had basements in LA? I thought dem quakes would be bad news to underground forts.
As a Diablo 3 fag I’ve never played in one!
>epic win
>doesn’t “get” trolling shit
Massive lulz ensued.
But srsly, nobody here uses the term “epic win,” we aren’t 4ch brah. We’re just laughing at an obvious joke. The meme is only funny if you understand what a “joke” is, which, if you’re defending mehtul on tumblr, is probably some unknown entity via a lack of friends. Lol @ having to dwell on the basement to understand the joke in that image macro.
yeah you are right we aren’t, don’t use greentext formatting
This shit isn’t even funny, the quality of your posts is really going downhill sarge.
i agree with both of these statements
“i’m too old for this shit” *spits out cigar stub*
thanks for the negative feedback tho, appreciate u
seriously if you think this is great trolling you must be 12. I’ve seen 12 year olds troll better.
The fact that people got legitimately buttfrustrated about this=successful troll.
Your very existence validates the troll (srs)
Bro do more about fucking bitches with daddy issues, that post was sweet.
i dont want to talk about metals. im ceral dis tym
One of you faggots just posted this on /b/ calling it an epic win. Are you fucking 12? Christ I’ve seen autistic kids with a better sense of humor.
Please, tell us all about the different demographics you’ve seen in your life.
I once saw a black man.
Genuinely ror’d
tl;dr of my high school (srs)
u wot m8?
U r the socially retarded ginger who got troll’d amrite?
What is the band on the very top left? They look so douchey that they’re coming back the other direction as awesome.
The Attack Attack’s, famous both for pioneering crabcore and for the popular phrase “No Breakdowns? Not Music.”
Apparently Admiral Whammybar has mobilised his troops for his defence!
Metal nerds! TO ARMS!
God pls let them keep posting
mb if we get a siq christcore breakdown and all mosh4jesus, he’ll hear our prayers and send more metalfags to post?
So I guess he had like two friends and one of them was probably him??
Disappointing, we coulda got another Destroy the Ghost thread :/
One group may be metal & the other not, but they’re both the filth of gay. 3xl_onelifecrewbasketballjersey.jpg
I can’t believe i was this stupid in HS.. =[
my metal elitism goes down the drain with age…
o well least theres the new gojira tour w/ lamb of gawd n metalocalypse coming thru town later on in the year =D
Good luck with your seeing Lamb Of God while their vocalist is in jail goals for 2012.
I’m torn. The Czechs jailed Randy but they’ve given us so much like Silvia Saint and Nikita Denise, and to a lesser extent Monica Sweetheart.
Haha on MetalSucks they posted this with a headline about it being a great *troll* and the retarded butthole commenters STILL got fucking angry about it. IMN retardery is half hilarious and half legitimately depressing :/