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Please welcome our guest Jake Petzl, also known as the vocalist for DEFILER (whose new record drops this fall on Razor & Tie, put your tape decks on record). I was stoked to have him on, because not only is a DEFILER a sweet band, but he is a very chill bro who is wise beyond his years. We chatted about their upcoming album, dealing with the hate from ‘Cryomancer’, hiding in trees from the cops, and did a little advice segment for the kiddies– thanks to Jake for his time, and look
Preview of their new album; ur moshing already
Holler at them on Twitter/Facebook and tell Jake you think he is good and lovely!
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godammit I need to catch up on these podcasts
DAT BASS DROP
Protest the hero put out their first demo when they were 13 or something
brool story co
dat spoon confused me so much
Wow jake seems cool A F!
you have the strongest username of all time, btw (srs)
SexHaver1987 would like a word with you….
Touche
The best thing about these podcasts is they’re still awesome when you’re not Mirin band or know who they are (srs)
dude seems really cool and I would mosh to that song. I’ll have to check out the last full length.
Their last album Pangea is actually solid as fuck all the way through. Cryomancer is probably the best song, but there’s a couple other songs that I jam hard on the regs.
I think that too!!!
great minds think alike!!!
=D
Not sheriff FNV reference…
This band fucking sucks and so does this blog for thinking Defiler is a “sick band.”
u seem mad
Everyone stop and pay attention. Someones blog is apparently wrong and should care about anon douche
Your prolapse is showing
imo he needs your ointment.
“Insert MS Paint dick plox”
check your last.fm buddo
dude. totally siqq tardcast! jake seems rad for a 12y/o!
Lawll!!1 u sed tard insted ov Pod!! :B
4 serial, tho…the voice thing.
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Also, ‘little broom’.
These were already really good but they seem to be getting even better.
And by “these” I mean the podcasts, I wasn’t referring to the band in broken English, although they are also really good.
You asked…
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AMAZE!
A++++
So thick and ropey!
It feels good to come out of semi retirement from drawing dicks in mid-spunk on hardcore guys 4 homoerotic lulz! And to such glowing reviews! <3 u guyz.
“Fitting in is the most important thing in the world.”
A+ troll
acually was srs
I know, but this concept is so offensive to special snowflakes and the general mantra of punk/hardcore/metal that it falls under troll category by default.
I’m interested to see how this belief fits in with the “Why Sarge broke edge” post. Srs
PS – still reading your marketing paper you sent me
There’s gonna be a post about y sarge broke edge?! Want now!!
Me too. He announced it was “coming soon” a few months ago on his post explaining why he quit being vegan.
Unfortunately it seems that he meant Blizzard’s definition of the word “soon” :(
Let’s start a reddit thread demanding that this post come out sooner and threaten to cancel our preorders if our demands are not met!
BRB making lulzy macros to simultaneously express my strong want of this article and also rake in TENS of karmas (possibly involving drunk baby).
wood totally bro down for him even doe im a straight edge
*with him
Hay Sarj, since you bicycle tren, clen dianavar, ghb, hgh, donkey testosterone and whatever the fuck else so your abz will show when you’re flexing for the bois, why do you think you still have a nasally voice and not a deep alpha male one?
All the gear in the world cant make a faggot into a man
Just finally listened to this. Wish this kid was my little brother. :(
Would buy beer for him and his homies get drunk and pass out on couch after sluringly telling them they can’t hang with me / 10
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