That’s funny, I feel exactly the opposite

Posted on June 17, 2012 by Sergeant D

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59 Responses to That’s funny, I feel exactly the opposite

  1. Progmatic says:
    June 17, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    I’ve never known a girl to say that she likes heavy music and be referring to Testament lol

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    • and I was like WUB WUB WUB says:
      June 17, 2012 at 2:27 pm

      Yeah, this.

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    • BobbyJim says:
      June 17, 2012 at 3:28 pm

      I honestly know a girl whose favourite two bands are Motorhead and Testament, but she doesn’t wear their merch for attention or anything. You’d literally never know she liked heavy music unless you asked or stole her iPod. But she’s German so normal rules don’t apply.

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    • Autodidact says:
      June 18, 2012 at 12:50 am

      I’ve never known ANYONE that says they like heavy music and mean Testament

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  2. Warfuck McSlatejaw says:
    June 17, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    Chicks don’t actually listen to music in general, it’s used an accessory

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  3. chololol says:
    June 17, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    If ur looking for a girl who listens to testament, you be troll hunting, homie

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  4. tickle says:
    June 17, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    girl who likes testament = huge bush

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  5. Sly says:
    June 17, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    if you are like a pivotal/hip dude from any scene (incl. metal), even normal chicks will find it interesting and bang you, but this is b/c you are not bringing the actual metal music into the equation and never talking about it, just the fact that you are cool. never on planet earth should you involve music/heavy-metal w/womynz. anyone in a relationship with a chick who claims to seriously like metal usually has no game and is dating a serial monogamist in a horrible drawn-out relationship in which shit is going to end terribly

    tl;dr you can get laid despite heavy metal, but never because of heavy metal

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  6. Onil says:
    June 17, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    You know you’re fucked when your first criteria to bang girls is which music they like.

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  7. mallardshark says:
    June 17, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    lol the imn i work with glanced over at me looking at this and pointed out how great the testament album is and how they’ll never top it

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  8. aneurofag says:
    June 17, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    saw it a few days ago, it induced immediate head shaking and SYWH browsing to cure the pain.

    pretty sure it was on that site:http://music.failblog.org/ (basically a bunch of nerds going “THE MUSIC WE LIKE AS A SUB-SUB-SUB-SUBCULTURE OF INTERNETS DORKS SHOULD BE LAW”, cf. all the skrillex bashing)

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  9. white guilt says:
    June 17, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    i got girls to pretend to like metal to impress me
    i saw through the lies but was felt good that i could make women change themselves (women are like legos because you can take them apart and rearrange them to how you prefer)

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  10. Truffles says:
    June 17, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    I pretty much don’t even listen to hardcore and wood rather a bish into Axing Alexandria than Testermen.

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  11. Save Parker says:
    June 17, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    If she said she was into heavy music like One Direction I would be beyond stoked.

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  12. SolarFlareSuperior says:
    June 17, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    Can u get laid being into metalcore(that’s what I mean when I like metal lol) ala as I lay dying, I killed the prom queen, parkway drive, miss may I, whitechapel etc. I don’t like any “tr00″ metal unless if u count korn or slipknot. I do wear a lot of band tees but I don’t really talk about it unless if I’m asked about it. I also have short hair and i lift a little bit. Im also into stuff like pop punk(not so much of the tr00 variety) and breathe carolina. Please respond

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  13. SolarFlareSuperior says:
    June 17, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    For sure I do also enjoy asking Alexandria, pierce the veil, BMTH, attack attack! and ADTR(SRS) so hopefully that could be helpful. I honestly have way more fun at mallcore/metalcore shows than I do @ tr00 hardcore shows. Much better vibes and chiller crowds

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  14. ultraspatial says:
    June 17, 2012 at 10:51 pm

    Do people still listen to Testament though?
    On a more srs note: what’s with all this talk about not being able to get bishes if you’re into metal/”heavy music”? Nobody gives a shit about what you’re into. Unless you display it 24/7.

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  16. Anonymous says:
    June 18, 2012 at 2:44 am

    actually id rather be into a chick who listens to drowning pool and seether and five finger death punch- because of they listen to that and dont know who as i lay dying are and killswitch engage and you show it to them in 2012 they’ll feel the same way we all did (or still do) when we hear it AND we all know that there’s nothing good about deathcore….
    SO THAT’S WHAT YOU NEED A GIRL TO LIEK.

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  17. Martin Regnen says:
    June 18, 2012 at 9:17 am

    When a girl says she likes heavy music, I hope she has a younger sister who likes Rihanna.

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  18. Garrrrr says:
    June 18, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    WOODSMASH ASKING ALEXANDRIA BISHES/10

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  20. Manuwar says:
    June 19, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    The only “heavy” band my girl likes is Rammstein, which I love (srs), other than that, I don’t really know what kind of music she likes, we don’t really talk about that.

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