It’s mean to laugh at sad, dysfunctional people whose complete lack of social skills is illustrated by publicly humiliating themselves in what will surely be a fruitless attempt at finding companionship, but it’s also really funny. And if you have ever used the free dating site OK Cupid is essentially just a huge petri dish full the above.
For example, here some OKC creepverts who missed the memo that in the “most private thing you’re willing to admit” section, you’re supposed to say something silly and flirty like “I think Bridget Jones is a really funny movie. There, I said it!” not talk about your meaty foreskin.
All images from OK Cupid Enemies:
Acually was Dwight
If you look closely, I’m p sure his monitor is displaying a spreadsheet of his Fleshlight collection (the crown jewel being his hand-numbered Avatar-alien butthole model, which he only uses on Christmas and birthdays)
Thx for the definition brah, v helpful. Also, cool shirt.
He’s so coy!! What a charming fellow
Does he mean bringing her clit flowers for no reason, or taking it on a surprise weekend trip to their time share on the beach??? Will he end up running off with her labia majora when her clit starts taking him for granted??
Trying to think of ways this could be more creepy… nope, I’ve got nothing.
Mirin dat indian decal in the window of his Chevy Astro
Dis nigga deep. I dare you to ask him what his tattoos mean.
brb reposting on Craigslist ‘IMN4IMN’ board
Who’s the lucky lady, and did he take his tinfoil off when he hit her with the hammer?