Will it include a chapter called ‘EASYCORE EXEGESIS’ in which they explain the tr00 meaning behind the zany song titles of their old songs like “Bout To Get Fruit Punched, Homie” and “Keystone State Dude-Core”?
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:( sometimes you make me sad sarge. But I can see why you’d hate on twy.
I guess it says something about them when posting a screenshot of one of their Facebook updates qualifies as ‘hating’…
…holy shit. I actually liek this band but this just reeks of pretentiousness. inb4 they pull a Brand New and turn into boring indie rock
this. this will happen.
didn’t this already happen?
glad to see Jim Jones supports the SYWH/ Dolan movement. Dipset, bitch.
Jim Jones reporting for duty, thanks for your support.
stay posi, brahz
Gross, these dudes are such babies. Saw them a few months ago in Austin and they got all asshurt when people tried to stage dive. so they got their morbidly obese crew member to throw people off the side of the stage. SO POSI BRO.
I’ve seen them a ton of times live, and quite a few times it was at places where the stage was big enough, yet small enough to dive. All of those times they looked like they had fun and liked seeing their fans have fun. You probably saw them at a venue with a stage where kids got into their equipment, or the fuckers wouldn’t get off the stage. Possibly a bad night.
I’m not sure if they’re feeding into their egos, trying to make a dime, or just doing for some fan insight into their White People Problems. But no matter what it’ll at the least make a great conversation starter for the tr00 girls you’re trying to slam.
No such thing as ‘tr00 girls’.
Talking about tr00-ness makes vaginas close.
There are such a thing as ‘tr00 girls’ they are groce whyte whales or 5-6/10 ‘hipster-esque’ skinny girls.
Trust me mayne, I been to a Wonder Years show (The Story So Far and Set Your Goals were playin too)
This
They exist, and are extra sad cause dudes will play along with it to try and get some.
I’m surprised when folks who read SYWH give honest answers to sarcastic shite.
BRB regretting my life.
WTF is up with these easycore bands, anyway? I really like The Wonder Years’ early stuff, but they, like ADTR, Four Year Strong, and surely other bands, at some point board they butthurt banana boat, seemingly never to return. Easycore.net features like, four bands that are keeping it real, and then a bunch of wet-blanket fodder influenced by the type of bullshit I convinced myself to like early on in college when I was ‘trying to figure out who i rly was’. I suppose a coffee table book is simply the next logical step in learning how to crawl as far up your own ass is possible, but seeing this sweet older song get posted just reminds me of how sad it is when bands suffer from DFD (degenerative fun disease) :’(
Its sad but true– the genre really has done a 180 and become a wretched hive of butthurt and faggotry :/ i can only assume its a manifestation of the altbro’s ‘srs artist’ phase that seems to be a requirement at some point in their 20s
I’m really digging the repeated “wretched hive of (fill in the blank)” homage to mos eisley. (srs)
Is this a misc thing or r u bein original?
Ha, its an original i guess (as original as a star wars joke can be). I actually remember that quote mostly for being used o. The DESTROY 7″ lol
Lost it at srs song title that starts with “Suburbia”.
Not to sound like a filth of ghey but I honestly think their first album was their best. I kinda like Suburbia too but for the life of me I can’t stand their lyrics ever since the Upsides and that EP with the Salinger song.
brb “ppl don’t like my artsy bullshit in college, crying in public bathroom :’(”
brb “i grew up in a philly suburb, mai lief is soooo hard”
brb “i lived in my parents basement for a summer, pls give me attention”
BEING A WHITE PRIVILEGED UPPER MIDDLE CLASS COLLEGE KID IS SRSLY SO HARD U GUISE
fuckin love that song sooo much! r.i.p captain munch!
lol guys name is JIM JONES with a dolan pic X’D
I’m glad someone notices when things r funny.
wish I could afford a coffee table:((
Wood maybe read if coffee table book was about coffee tables…
The synths in their easycore stuff = amaze. Might have to get that album!
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cant-Bear-This-Party/190230974220
new songs up
Maybe this is a sign that they’re dying?
Like a retrospective look back at the band that was The Wonder Years.
Now that they’re all 23 and about to graduate college and life is going to get WAY fucking harder since their gay rights studies degrees mean they’ll never get a job and they’ll become a regretcore band called The Blunder Tears.
Lost it @ ‘gay rights studies’ A++++ Mr. Filth!
I’m holding out for the 3D Concert Movie with backstage footage shoot via dildo cam.
LOL @ Blunder years
I always thought the Hawaiian Punch guy had antlers but it turns out it was a straw hat the whole time.
I bet that book is 80% black and white photos of the band being “passionate” on stage, 20% essays that are way too long about the usual overly serious punk stuff.
Pictures of sweaty guys with guitars, interspersed with pics of them sleeping on the bus and other fascinating, unique imagery
Be still my beating boner.
Instagram’d photos of blurry scenery from a dirty bus window.
I bet most of the book will be shit you can find on the Interent.
THIS. TWY make my butth hurt.
props for “easycore exegesis”.
Further reading from their website regarding the new book – “Help us keep proving that creative, thoughtful and dynamic art will always win over soul-less, cookie-cutter bullshit.” I forgot no other band has ever done a book of photos before…
also – “the book captures the moments previously only experienced by members of the band. Inside the book you’ll find original lyric book scans, hand-written tour stories, scans of artifacts…”