The good:
- It’s about time someone made a movie about this band. For as much as hipsters fap and fawn over shitty 80s hardcore bands that nobody under 45 listens to like NEGATIVE APPROACH or whatever, the truth is that DESCENDENTS are much more influential than basically any other 80s band other than possibly BLACK FLAG (not to mention pioneers of ironic, deliberate misspelling)
- Glad to see it also touches on ALL, who are incredibly underappreciated and very arguably better than DESCENDENTS
The bad & ugly:
- Keith Morris being a butthurt fggt about how BLINK-182 ‘steal from DESCENDENTS.’ First of all, Mark Hoppus literally apologized constantly for being more popular than DESCENDENTS. Second, I’m not sure what Keith’s point is… are newer bands only allowed to be influenced by older bands with the prior written consent of the oldfag community? Feel like all that red tape could rly slow down the creative process, but rules are rules :(
- I love this band but they attract some really irritating fans, such as the ones who hate on ALL for not being DESCENDENTS. I guess it comes with the territory when you write friendzonecore songs like “Hope.”
Stay tuned t0 the official FILMAGE site for more news!
I liked the one with George Clooney more.
That shit was dope. Is there a coma in this one?
Toadally thought this was commentary the George Clooney flick, then watched for the butthurt. Wasn’t dissapoint.
Shit, I accidentally
I accidentally shit
Doesn’t sound like it’d be much fun to watch.
Second the Keith Morris bad. He was a drag on the American Hardcore documentary too.
Fuck Keith Morris
Keith Morris gives old, stangry, butthurt, vinyl-only, bald-with dreadlocks, aggressively-nostagic 206′s a bad name.
Pure gold, thank you
acually Kieth is 310
Not area code, 206 = ZOG, aka El Hebreo.
Keith Morris must be allergic to fun. No idea why people who make these movies wants to drag him in and let him ruin the good vibes every single time those dreads appear on screen.
How bummed do u think he was when the top dreads that were 4 feet long just fell out?
Shit, now I feel sorry for him.
I wonder if he has them in a coffin or a glass case, he’s a fucking hoarder so I wouldn’t be surprised. Maybe he talks to them like they’re still alive…
As soon as I get a legit Internet connection I’m totally going apeshit with a “white ppl w’ dreadlox” post in the forum.
i like the descendants ( having illegally dl’ed n burnd cd’s of milo-age goes to college n I dont wanna grow upage) but i feel srry for the “pwnage” dat blinkage n the rest of the emo-age/skaterage/pop punkage community had for the “butthurtage” of these oldfagages….
the friendzonecorage is the reason y i like dis band….age…
can’t waitage for this to come outage..
lol-age….
Keith Morris appeared on an Alkaline Trio song so I don’t know what his problem is.
Not to mention his collaboration with Debbie Gibson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifZNhjCWXqU
her “pert-in-the-80s” titties so got kneaded like mounds of play-doh right there
I know. I wish it went to slow motion at :12.
Stupid question, but who’s that guy @ 1.00 with snake bite piercing?
And to be honest, I don’t really know a thing about Desc. but I wouldn’t be surprised if Keith Morris has ever talked shit about them being to poppy or smth.
I saw on Reddit some guy in r/punk talking about making this movie/looking for fundage.
will see it! also, milo aged well (no homo)
no homoage
I’m definitely in the “ALL is better than The Descendents” camp.
Milo is cool and everything but the guy couldn’t sing for shit.
I really love The Descendents, and have grown to really like All a lot too, so the inner nerd in me can’t help but be interested in this flick, but Keith Morriss definitely falls under the category of ‘hardcore guys that I used to idolize but now think are bitter, old, dicks’. When I Off! play, he gave a speech about how you get “trapped in your safe little 9-to-5, and you get let out a couple times a day to go and consume, and that’s your whole life when you do what they want you to do”. Like, sorry dude, I wish we could all join a band with instant credibility and make a killing on merch, but I guess most of us will (if lucky) have to settle for a stable, mediocre existence. I asked him if Midget Handjob was ever going to reunite and tour again, and he just squinted at me and shook his head. Lulz.
I asked him if Midget Handjob was ever going to reunite and tour again, and he just squinted at me and shook his head
zing
“Like, sorry dude, I wish we could all join a band with instant credibility and make a killing on merch, but I guess most of us will (if lucky) have to settle for a stable, mediocre existence.”
THIS!!!!
here is an embarassing fact about me. for like 15 years i just assumed the descendents were like, a shitty pop punk band based on their fanbase and i refused to listen to them, because i’m fuckin troo punx and all. then i realized they sing a bunch of songs i like. BOY WAS MY FACE RED!
lol @ anyone thinking Descendents aren’t punk enough… they should tell Bill Stevenson that his punk credentials aren’t up to par.
LOL @ Keith’s supposed butthurt about “red tape.”
Can confirm Milo is still a babe via 2011 nxne yonge/ dundas
Can confirm Keith Morris is a disgusting troll who still gets upset over “the government” via the same show
“So excited for this!”
-Cool Dads everywhere
Lololololol
Cool story impending, bro:
In high school, could not obtain Descendents tshirt cuz: no idea how to mail-order/lived in central PA in mid-90′s, so I made my own via using sharpie on tshirt to make knock-off Milo Goes to College album cover tee. I can assure you, I did not look like a waterhead and I was absolutely drowning in puss.
Loved these bros.
Am hipsters aware that lyrics to I’m Not a Loser = super un-PC? Wat doooooo?!
Might be different around you, but even the most uptight pc nitwits I knew would give the lyrics on Milo Goes To College a pass because “they were only like, 16 when they wrote those lyrics”. Never mind the fact that their lyrics only got more misogynistic on “I Don’t Want To Grow Up” (by which point they were not, like, 16), but whatevs.
head planted firmly in the sand.tif
Also, definitely used to turn my shirts inside out and covert them hardcore shirts with sharpies. My school needed to hire a personal lifeguard to follow me around all day, because I was literally in danger of drowning in snatch at any given moment.
It was such a problem that I did a Lycos search for “can you overdose on vaginal fluids?”
I’m still not fully buying the hipster hardcore thing… I saw Negative Approach at a bar last night and there was one hard core hipster, but many more skinhead gang members and Mexicans. We will see what the demographics for tonight’s show is, it’s got younger bands. Keith Morris was not there at the show either, would be a drag, not to hate
Keith Morris is a massive cunt.
A buddy of mine was at an OFF! show awhile ago and was talking to him, he was telling him how back in the 80s when they were kids a mutual friend of ours gave him a tape that was all circle jerks on one side and black flag on the other side. He used to listen to it while riding his skateboard and it essentially got him into punk and hardcore which lead him to where he is now with a fairly successful band and a lot of shit. Keith Morris told him that he should have put a gun in his mouth and killed himself right there, and when my buddy called him out on stage in between songs when he was talking when everyone could hear about how he tells fans of his music to shoot themselves etc Keith Morris was a little faggot about it and basically ignored it and tried to pretend it didn’t happen and went on to the next song even though everybody heard him.
What an utter total cunt.
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