This is what Facebook was made for

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1. AndySixxBitches says:

   June 30, 2012 at 12:08 am

   I call keyboard.

   The world needs a Symphonic Blackened Wigger Slam band.

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   • VyceVictus says:

     June 30, 2012 at 8:18 am

     By blackened, you mean a black guy rapping right? Cus I call dibs on that one.

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2. Save Parker says:

   June 30, 2012 at 12:24 am

   Might want to try craigslist

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3. Void Eater says:

   June 30, 2012 at 12:35 am

   I’ll be the hype man, and just run around the stage screaming “BLEH!” and, “Are you feeling brutal yet??”

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   • Night Rider says:

     June 30, 2012 at 1:09 am

     YES! Loled.

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   • this guy has the comments says:

     June 30, 2012 at 1:26 am

     “LET ME SEE SOME HAMMERS!”

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   • beholdthesharktopus says:

     June 30, 2012 at 4:23 am

     Imagine a slam song but with a hype man just shouting WHAT! like in Hard In The Paint.

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     • Zoloft says:

       June 30, 2012 at 6:32 am

       Sir, you’re an genius

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4. and I was like WUB WUB WUB says:

   June 30, 2012 at 5:11 am

   the dude has a trivium tattoo

   sarge, how about another ‘tattoo you will regret’

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   • and I was like WUB WUB WUB says:

     June 30, 2012 at 5:12 am

     I’m sure he’ll still be screaming along to Dying in Your Arms in twenty years when that shit is still on his arm

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   • Void Eater says:

     June 30, 2012 at 6:49 am

     Eww, who gets classic rock band tattoos?

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     • and I was like WUB WUB WUB says:

       June 30, 2012 at 6:50 am

       Aren’t those guys on their fifth farewell tour already? Fucking oldfags

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5. Latinoheat!!! says:

   June 30, 2012 at 11:50 am

   lmao!!! shits too funny!!!

   Ima be the bald guitarist w/ the goatee brohs…. don’t worry I was never in disturbed cabrones… just some horrible black metal bands =/

   I will not outshine vyce rapping yo…. I’ll just kick him in the butt and nudge him towards the stage due to our drunken success as a Symphonic Blackened Wigger Slam band via being signed to relapse…. =D

   I GET DIBS ON TALL HOT WHITE BITCH GROUPIES N THE SOUTH!!!

   i luv dat G.R.I.T.S retarded accent… =]

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6. Samantha Smith says:

   July 3, 2012 at 3:05 pm

   Slamz. Enough Said. This man is my new hero. BRING ON THE PIT RIFFMENT!

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