lettuce be srs for a second, most dudes in bands are pretty out of shape. living in a van on a diet consisting of ramen noodles is not helping them get those well-defined muscles that all the bishes crave. but once in a blu moon, comes a bro who’s aesthetics are 2 advanced for someone like Alex Bigmen (Fair Fight) to even handle: Anthony Evans (of School Boy Humor fame).
Anthony showing off his body in da mirror.
Achieving aesthetics of this nature isn’t easy and requires lots of dedication and perseverance. (watch Anthony get his eyebrows waxed by sum asian chick who apparently gave him a handjob or somethin after) but spending this much time on ur image definitely has it’s perks. hot bishes wanna take pics with u n shit. who doesn’t wanna be in pics with hot bishes?
dat smurf shirt
^ Anthony’s debut single “everything a boy could ask for”
Anthony cleverly tagged the video in a way that would ultimately gain him the same level of fame and notoriety as JB by stealing his fanbase. This proves that he doesn’t just have just bronze, but brain too.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgEWa-oVScQ&hl=en_US&start=220]
Anthony talks about his plans to be as big as Justin Bieber in dis interview ^
ontop of having a smart thinking mind, and perfect image, Anthony also shows that he has a top tier personality (via his twitter updates). bishes love a good personality.
despite all these quality traits, why do u think Anthony Evans hasn’t blown up yet? will he ever reach his goal of being as big as Justin Bieber? why do only pictures of a black guy show up when u google his name? has School Boy Humor been relevant since ’09?
Wood swap lives with him/10.
Dead end career goals with little hope for finding decent employment after giving up? At least his abs look good.
I predict mediocre success in gay porn.
he may be an asshat but i want to know his workout regiment
It starts with him being 5′ 4″- he is a manlet :(
If this is true I’m gonna die lol’ing. Midget fucks turning their inferiority complex into rampant narcissism = Never not funny.
it’s true, Bigman told me (Alex is friends with him, of course)
This post rules, love those scummy tweets.
lettuce be srs for a second, most dudes in bands are pretty out of shape. living in a van on a diet consisting of ramen noodles is not helping them get those well-defined muscles
I’ve never been a chiseled model/bodybuilder, but I used to run 3 miles a day and lift weights. Then I spent most of an entire year on tour, got home, and had the sudden urge to go hiking with my friends. Holy shit, I was shocked at how insanely out of shape I was… I fatigued after like 5 miles and had to stop every 100 yards to catch my breath on the way back down.
Dude from Harm’s Way keeps pretty built (read: Inhumanly stacked)
Bloofy, imo. Dat dbol bloat
mirin’ dem aesthetics but sick lol’d @ dem jewtube comments. He seems like a chill bro that bangs a lot of pussy even tho he loox like a fag… it. If only i was that dedicated to my skinnyfat bawd.
wood incessantly stare at his eyes n bod/10 (no homo is what i wood yoosh say but homo pun intended ;-D)…
mirin’ is mirin’….
Dude looks like Shane Del Rosario if he had to cut to Middleweight.
in the homoerotic “7 minutes in heaven” music video he looks like War Machine.
have u seen the porn video War Machine did with Asa Akira? so jelly :(
Better post-MMA career; War Machine or Lee Murray?
There are a lot of entry-level dudes who want to be pop stars like this (self-obsessed, weird and rapey). I interviewed a C-level new zealand pop singer a few years ago and he radiated the exact same Patrick Bateman-level narcissism as this guy!
imagine what their egos would be like if they actually blew up!
thankfully they never do since they lack the self-awareness to not give away the game with their rapey tweets or similar behavior
the biebz is prolly an s rank scumbag but only selena gomez knows for sure because ursher told him early on to hide that shit from the norms lest he fuck his career sideways; it’s almost as bad as being into metal. and if i know anything, a 13 year old white boy will always heed the advice of a 30 year old black man who found them on the internet
Usher learned first hand, dude’s first album is disgusting kinds of sexy, and he was like fifteen so it was extra weird.
Love this comment
wood read in-depth psychological essay about what makes these cretins tick/10
(self-obsessed, weird and rapey)
perfect description is perfect
+1 for american psycho reference
What is School Boy Humor, and this is the gayhomoest post on this site (so far)
The filth of the filth of the filth of the filth of ghey.
i apologize for the gayness of this post! but sarge and i both agreed that we needed to provide an in-depth look at AE world to SYWH readers
How long till this guy meets Chris Hanson?
My favorite part is in the jewtube tags, ‘metrosexual muscles’
still makes me lol
That picture with the 12 year old coupled with the “some girls just need to turn 18″ comment is definitely not creepy as fuck.
how old is this guy, he seems kinda really creepy.
but my god, he just ruined all the confidence i’ve gained over the year or so i’ve been lifting.
mirin’ to the extent its feeling kinda homo :|
i think hes 22 or 23.
honestly, i dont think you guys should put him on a pedestal (hes no zyzz hahaha). i have a friend i used to work out with who’s way more ripped than this guy. its all about having dedication (in terms of exercise AND diet) and finding the right regiment that works for you. p90x is a good program if you want your body to look similar to this guys. we should spend less time mirin’ and more time lifting
I also love how he reps ‘AE WORLD’, because it’s the perfect illustration of how he has this narcissistic vision of having an all-encompassing personal brand/fanclub that (naturally) revolves around him and all the awesome stuff he does.
‘AE WORLD is a brand about Anthony Evans. It is not really about any one specific product or service, it is just about Anthony. Basically, Anthony can do anything as part of AE WORLD and it will be relevant to consumers because he is a part of it.’
Real talk: homeboy has one hell of a strong personal brand for #2012
Is it too early for him to be the creepy older dude at the bar who still thinks he’s gonna be really famous and also goes to a lot of high school parties?
Do like one School Boy Humor Song tho, #yolo
yeah. it’s a bit early for him to be considered anything of that nature.
which school boy humor song do u like? i always considered them being kinda a one-hit-wonder band (camera shy is the only song i really like)
Totally see him going down that path tho.
“Hey Miss Wright” is a jam, only one I ever heard.
hm, this song is old.. sounds super emo compared to their newer, poppier material. can’t get down with dis.
I don’t remember it at all actually, put it on a mix CD like five years ago tho and I played it bunch of times around then.
“Camera Shy” is a quality track (srs)
yeah. definitely one of my favorite powerpop songs.
honestly, alot of their newer stuff isnt even that bad. compensating is a lulzy song where they basically make fun of themselves for how gay/metrosexual they are. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdz92p5RV-U
lost it @ personality part A+
#suck me beautiful
Wood watch dude get beat down by Sean Sherk in .5 scale octagon.
ror @ .5 scale
wood never ever leave alone with my 12-year old daughter/10
No wait, scratch that. He’d probably just give her a makeover, if you catch my drift.
i bet even the 13 year old girl in that picture gets the creepchills looking at it. fucking ick. dude has a weird asian dinosaur/lesbian hybrid face.
ngl i’m mirin’ his abs
So jelly of dat belly!
brb…fixin’ tracking on the VHS – ‘Sweating to Da Oldies – Terrific Tummy Edition’
Not sure if like, but if he was in a band similar to Alesana or A Skylit Drive wouldbefavouritebandof2012/10 (srs)
A hat tip to this chode. I wish him luck with his dude 69ing and tween banging goals for 2012.
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mirin those tweets, v rapey
Ughhh, that debut single video. I am done.