lettuce be srs for a second, most dudes in bands are pretty out of shape. living in a van on a diet consisting of ramen noodles is not helping them get those well-defined muscles that all the bishes crave. but once in a blu moon, comes a bro who’s aesthetics are 2 advanced for someone like Alex Bigmen (Fair Fight) to even handle: Anthony Evans (of School Boy Humor fame).
Achieving aesthetics of this nature isn’t easy and requires lots of dedication and perseverance. (watch Anthony get his eyebrows waxed by sum asian chick who apparently gave him a handjob or somethin after) but spending this much time on ur image definitely has it’s perks. hot bishes wanna take pics with u n shit. who doesn’t wanna be in pics with hot bishes?
^ Anthony’s debut single “everything a boy could ask for”
Anthony cleverly tagged the video in a way that would ultimately gain him the same level of fame and notoriety as JB by stealing his fanbase. This proves that he doesn’t just have just bronze, but brain too.
Anthony talks about his plans to be as big as Justin Bieber in dis interview ^
ontop of having a smart thinking mind, and perfect image, Anthony also shows that he has a top tier personality (via his twitter updates). bishes love a good personality.
despite all these quality traits, why do u think Anthony Evans hasn’t blown up yet? will he ever reach his goal of being as big as Justin Bieber? why do only pictures of a black guy show up when u google his name? has School Boy Humor been relevant since ’09?