Assburger’s victim?? Or just stangry fggt who uses big words to cover up for the fact that he is actually kind of dumb???
‘omg mom i’m SO not crust punk i’m a left-Rothbardian anarcho-capitalist, stateless distributist ugh i hate you so much’ *slams door and turns up Spotify full blast*
If you missed out on the first 15 of our bro Bronson’s HARDCORE HISTORY lessons, do yourself a favor and review them now– the mid-term is Monday, immediately after the Posi Pep Rally in the commons.
10/10. Read that as “45 BPM” at first and I was all “omg please yes”
This stuff still gets me every-time. But it’s not that far off from the sad reality that the more know-it-all-dipshits “come-of-age”, the more frequently you will see this stuff posted NON-IRONICALLY, by fggts.
The other day I had a hard time convincing a friend IRL that the most famous (former) fixie-riding bicycle messenger was Ian Stuart of Skrewdriver, for once I was being serious…He didn’t even believe they had fixies in the 1970′s-80′s.
lololol was ian stuart really a bike messenger?! imagining him as a fixie-riding british fggt is amazing
I’d be willing to wager that many, if not most of the kids who post these things do so non-ironically, which I like because it means I’ve managed to accomplish with ms paint and a sense of humor what it took Steven Blush several years of research and a book deal to do. Also LOL @ Ian Stuart riding a fixed gear! To be fear though, Stuart was very possibly less insufferable than most fixie fggts.
yes but are his Dr martens Look or Time compatible?
I just fucking spit out my cereal. What the hell?!?! Ian Stuart rode fixies? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
And yeah Bronson, this shit is dope as fuck. I don’t get most of them via not knowing much of “tr00″ (read: boring) hardcore history, but this one was fucking gold. “A collective member statement”=sheer genius.
First time I saw this, I thought it was 100% srs, with the joke being that people reading it would think that it’s just a joke since it sounds so ridiculous, but it’s actually true.
goddamn u bronson.. ur hxc history always makes me look up for cross reference fax checking and then end up watching something related on jewtube =P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=7X1apt6zOa8&feature=endscreen
Jesus, someone’s spent some time on wikipedia. You can just imagine the whiteboy dreadlocks on top of the vegan skinny-fat frame.
This made me lol, I’m an anarcho liberalist butt hurtist that believes in existentialist 50′s haircutism
i don’t like being labeled but i guess you could call me a post-fingerblastist neo-faggotron
you can’t be an anarchist and believe in haircuts.
“Don’t put your bourgeois hairstyle on MEE MAAAAAAAN!”
I didn’t know that the guy from Mushroomhead was such a whiny bitch
Or that he called himself “The Baker”
The first one of these I saw was the one about Mike Judge. I cross checked Wikipedia which also referenced the same fact so I believed it because I don’t know any better. :(
Well played sir, well played
Oh yeah, the Wikipedia thing was my doing (100% srs). Messing with Wikipedia=never not funny. My favorite part about it all was that the citation read “Hardcore History, H. Bronson” which seemed so damn official, haha.
i bet this dude is really fun to hang out with at parties. or loveisarson from absolute punk.
There’s no doubt in my mind that many of the female-bodied womyn-identified autonomous individuals at the anarcho-straight edge root beer social express interest in having a consensual single-event or multi-event sex positive partner-relationship with this male-identified autonomous individual.
head spinning, 2many terms
Something that I found particularly amusing about this response is that there is no such thing as a “ceramic record needle sound”. I was researching Wikipedia for some minute technical detail about old record players I could use for this meme, and found that the it was the cartridge (which I guess holds the needle in place? tbh, not a complete fggt so I don’t actually know these things) that was made out of ceramic material in the 50s in crappier record players. But since I wanted to use a fact that most people would be able to readily understand, I intentionally fudged that detail and changed the cartridge to the needle. So not only did the joke fly right over this fggt’s head, but in his response, he also basically made a ‘rly intelligent suggestion’ in response to total nonsense.
“too bad i’m still wayy smarter than you, dumb troll” – me, predicting the future
Or something like “I knew what you were talking about and just didn’t feel like correcting you, idiot”.
Man, this dude reminds me of that one guy on Tumblr that dresses himself up like a mummy and drinks tea and wears a fedora. Where the fuck do these people come from??! Where on earth are they living that they think nicknaming themselves “The Baker” isn’t insanely lame? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootie pop?? The world may never know.
Shitson, did you just quote a Sevendust song?
Isdisniggaserious.txt
Also Giggling hard at the picture of the singer taking the shit of his life. which keeping a face expecting a 30-man bukkake.
*while
Whenever I see that guy’s username I just think of Fabio in a crusty jacket with dreads. Someone make this a reality via photoshop pls.