LIL DEBBIE and KREAYSHAWN are back together ♥

In case you haven’t heard, there is a new KREAYSHAWN single/video. That is noteworthy on its own merits, but the big news is that LIL DEBBIE IS BACK!!!! A few other notes:

  • LIL DEBBIE is an important part of KREAYSHAWN’s entourage. She doesn’t really sing or dance (just sways a little bit in time with the beat), but it is not about what she ‘does.’ She does not have to ‘do’ anything; it is just about how when she is around there is a ‘different creative vibe’. Basically she only needs to ‘be herself’ in order to make a valid artistic statement.
  • I am very happy that she is taking both her music and image in a more accessible direction. This is the opposite of what most female artists do. Like how when LADY GAGA came out she had a bunch of catchy songs about dancing/sex and wore outfits that showed off her ass (in b4 butterface), but now all her songs are weird and boring and sound like Elton John and the lyrics are about ‘if you are a misunderstood gay teenager who feels alienated by your family and peers it’s OK because you are not alone.’
  • KREAY and LIL DEBBIE have switched roles since ‘Gucci Gucci.’ In that video, DEBBIE was the ‘pretty/cute/hot’ one and KREAY was the ‘edgy/cool’ one, but now it is the opposite. I think that it was very smart of KREAY to grow her hair out because it makes it so you can tell them apart a lot easier.
  • I like the cartoon cat in the background because it reminds me of the DROP DEAD mascot. But I am pretty sure the person who painted it was ‘inspired by the legendary street artist KAWS’ or something, not DROP DEAD. That is too bad.

 

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62 Responses to LIL DEBBIE and KREAYSHAWN are back together ♥

  1. Thomas says:

    I’ve never really been into Kreayshawn, but she looks hella cute in this video.

    Would facebook WK the shit out of her/10.

  2. BLEH! says:

    Still good.
    Still lovely.
    Still has ability.
    Now has attractiveness-appropriate video budget.

  3. Ink Deep says:

    I liked the Lil Debbie video where she strutted sassily in a cul-de-sac selling juice

  4. Romeo says:

    Two stupid broads. Would redecorate their insides then leave immediately.

  5. Manualdad says:

    Yes! Finally something really catchy from Krea. Super pumped about this jams. I can bang this right after Call Me Maybe, without missing a beat.

  6. xnotrlyhxcx says:

    So im playing magic last night at my local store. During a round I look up at the timer and under the time are the words, “standard – Cause we really really really want to go hard” and, “Draft – scream at the top of our lungs la la la”. Mfw i’m more out of touch with pop culture than nerds. Love the song btw.

  7. beholdthesharktopus says:

    Not gonna lie, I wasn’t a fan of Kreay at first, but def convinced she has the ability now.

    • Latinoheat!!! says:

      ditto man….

      seeing her in dem booty shorts w/ long hair gots my uncut manhood all jistling n botherd… =]

  8. Save Parker says:

    She look way cuter now, still feel like she needs a legit third person in her crew, this seemed like a Krey/Debbie duet video except Lil Debbie never did anything. They need that third girl on the right side always so Kreay gets mad attention in the middle.

    No idea who that girl in the Raptors hat was, but she apparently wasn’t good enough to sway for the whole video. Shoulda got that floor girl locked in the whole song. fiiiine

    • Sergeant D says:

      this seemed like a Krey/Debbie duet video except Lil Debbie never did anything

      I believe I was clear about this– it is not about what Debbie ‘does,’ it is just about what her presence contributes. Like, what did Rosa Parks actually DO??? Not that much- we remember her for what she represented and her music, not because she sat down in the wrong seat 100 years ago.

  9. aneurofag says:

    I had the wrong Dropdead in mind when i started reading (without paying attention) that last paragraph. Feeling so beta.

  10. MetalStew says:

    Glad I was able to alert SYWH on this big news.

    Also the raptor hatted chick is V-Nasty, another WGM member. She too apparently goes #hard, but not enough to merit her rapping in this song.

  11. cougar party says:

    This video and song are pretty sweet. Backed!

  12. Charlie Brown says:

    Breakfast is one of my fav jams right now. This definitely doesn’t top that for me, but I like the video more. Lil debbie is much more fine than 2 chainz. Wood polygamy/10.

  13. walter the einstein frog says:

    i always thought she was hot. i like her better with short hair but, defiantly a good direction for her to go in, girls trying to act hard/street is a real turn off for me. strong kawaii vibe with this video, she should try and market herself as the jewish kayry pamu pamu instead of a rapper.

    • Andy Six Bitches says:

      The kawaii vibe def suits her better than the tough bitch vibe.

    • lol im so zany :3 says:

      I love when ‘definitely’ auto-corrects to ‘defiantly’ but still works in context. Disregard if you meant to type defiantly, is good word xo

  14. Looks like V-Nasty’s Machiavellian plan backfired, as she’s back on the bottom of the totem-pole again.

    Wood wait in the car while Kreay delivered chinese-food/weed to Based God & sukkd his dikk because she is a masochist, then console her but still get nuthin out of the whole ordeal/10.

  15. RJG says:

    I totes ‘presh SYWH for bringing me these A+ party jamz on a consistent basis.

  16. tweeed says:

    at first I wasnt sure but now am now totally convinced that she has swag coming out her ovaries.

    song rules.

  17. Octahedron says:

    high-waisted shorts
    how does she
    like
    how
    I don’t understand
    how does she make them not look dumb?
    fuck.
    boner.

    • VyceVictus says:

      One of the Jewesses unique abilities.

      • Latinoheat!!! says:

        I thought she be a stone kold KGB commie rusky via her real name :
        Natassia Gail Zolot….

        =/ …

        wood still smash doe via russian bitches not ever getting fat much =D

    • Notderek says:

      The high waisted pants trend among girls really makes my butt hurt. I get offended every time I see an attractive girl making her awesome ass look like something I saw while visiting the nursing home :/

      • Sergeant D says:

        it makes my butt hurt and my penis sad how every hot girl in her early 20s feels compelled to go through a frumpster phase where they dress in precisely the least flattering way possible :(

  18. JFC_Carbomb says:

    I’ve heard way too much about this song, Krey tucking carpet bombed Twitter when this song dropped. song still goes hard as fuck.

  19. satrap says:

    Kina sad she’s still in the living at home, stealing from the rents to live it up phase of her life. It is not good and lovely to see. Kreay bb, y u no move out?

  20. abraham says:

    finally realized why i didnt feel the new lady gaga. or rather sergeant put it into words. and, lil deb> kreay forever

  21. Matt says:

    -5 scene points for not pointing out the major Mishka plug present in half of the video.

    • dankmathuss says:

      right? even though i kinda wish that was what my bathroom looked like so friends would be uncomfortable

  22. Blarg says:

    wood let them steal credit card/10 :(

  23. Sven_McSven says:

    Backtard. Can’t stop listening, best new pop jam I’ve heard in a while, cheers D!

  24. Anonymous says:

    why she look like amy winehouse?

  25. lord infamous says:

    intro to lil debbie’s new mixtape keep it lit samples june 27th freestyle, fuck yes

    http://www.datpiff.com/Lil-Debbie-Keep-It-Lit-mixtape.377291.html

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