It is a well-known fact that that black people are the primary drivers of trends in American pop culture. From Lebron to Lil Wayne to Omar from The Wire, urban black males are the arbiters of taste in this country: if they endorse something, it’s only a matter of time before middle-class white teens are on into it too (from a safe distance, of course).
For example, the fairly recent phenomenon of everybody saying they are into big asses (via black guys loving fat chicks). Ever since Kim Kardashian’s sex tape dropped, I feel like every girl with 20 excess pounds and hips that are 6 inches wide than her shoulders who would have been called a whale just a few short years ago was suddenly moved into the ‘hot’ category.
Love dis song but not rly into big butts :(
As someone who is not a whale slayer, I am confuse… is this trend just another example of mainstream America emulating urban blacks (I almost said ‘aping’ lol), or is it a reflection of a widespread, latent preference for huge butts that was suddenly revealed?? I turn to you, our readers for answers: WHICH KIND OF DAT ASS IS THE BEST???
I don’t want to get anyone in trouble with school/work/the waifu, so click READ MORE to see dem cheeks and cast your vote! (no nudity)
SMALL (Crossfit edition)
MEDIUM (Tumblrslut edition)
LARGE (Kim Kardashian edition)
XL (King Magazine edition)
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I like my ass like I like my steak-medium rare. But since that’s not an option, medium is the next best thing.
asses are like steak in that they should be firm, but gently yielding when you poke them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg21EbxVn5k
Good thing we have an instant ass read thermometer at the end of our arms.
im black/rican so it’s not like i even have a choice, but i’m confused as to why that man is dressed in a wig, heels, and purple booty shorts
Backed. He also has a hella gay tramp stamp
wood still smash dat tranny doe =/
Dere a tranny? Direct plz cuz I don’t have time to watch the whole thing.
Oh u guyz. Ugh. I was lookin for chicks w/ dix. Y’all talkin bout that first fit bitch. NO FARE.
Lol, I guess I am the only one who likes a small ass so far. The smaller the ass, the less dumpy and cellulitey it will be when they are old and gross…
Booty r liek cars, it’s best to lease a high-end one for a couple years, as soon as it shows some signs of wear trade it in for a new one.
Only Crossfit/Yoga Booty is real.
“Asses big and small
Asses, I love them all”
-Shakespeare
fuck yea!!!
need dat gap. medium = lickasshole without use of cardboard separator
Lol’d hard
Mirin’ that catering to your audience who uses readers. Appreciate it, bro.
I can’t vote for XL enough. o_0
Voted XL but I gotta say Kim’s ass has the better shape. The white kids where I come from are still into small asses but it’s always been about big butts for me(got dat Rican blood).
This thread is good and lovely.
Love big asses but only when they’re made of actual prime beef ass meat, not a sack full of cottage cheese.
Wood smash Kim Kardashian so I’d have something to talk to Kanye about
This, exactly! There is a fine difference from a large or xl boonkie that’s chunky and groce and a nice, firm, yet pliable boonkie. Being a 100% ass and legs man myself, I need ‘me nice and big! Not whale size, for sure, but it has to be just right.
Think of picking that custom slice of meat that will make the perfect meal.
I’m amazed at the percentage of medium asses that got voted. You guys have small dicks or what? Get on that XL booty train, strictly the best.
Best of luck in ur whale-slaying goals in 2012.
Well played
Mmmmm, medium asses. Some large is good, Jynx Maze got it poppin’
Not sheriff Steve simply knows every female pornstar’s/stripper’s name in the world, or the names are simply too predictable.
Voted medium, but I also dig dem kim k-like asses
XL booty might engulf my azn-size penuzz *scared*
the trick to a thick & juicy girl is you push stuff out the way like moses parting the ass sea
Agreed, XL booty will cut off the circulation in my azn penor. At least I will die an honorable death.
Yoo wirrnot bling shame upon famiry!
I’m fucking Hispanic. Do I even need to state my preference here? The only reason I chose Large over XL is because the first gf I had that I got to fool around with had a large ass. One of those curious Korean girls that actually had assets back there (she’s the 1%!). As soon as I reached down her panties, I knew what I wanted in life (srs). Tits are fun to watch but bore me after a while. I can spend eternity just thinking about how great a Large ass is. In fact, I left my prior religion of Christianity because the description of heaven was full of fggty rewards like roads of gold. Fuck that, 24/7 Large asses is what’s worth my time!
Y’all are pussies if you can’t handle Large+ Don’t give me none of this medium ass bullshit, it’s degrading the holyness that is heaven!
brb starting a stadium-sized megachurch in an abandoned k-mart dedicated to the worship of dat XL ass
In fact, I left my prior religion of Christianity because the description of heaven was full of fggty rewards like roads of gold.
Back tard
i never realised kim k had such a big ass, not that into it but still wood.
imagining my face in between those mediums though
Medium asses back tard
(_)_):::::::::D ~ ~ ~
the problem with big asses is that they seem superior in theory, but in reality they are usually gross. its like the whole “real women have curves” thing, whenever people show an exapmple of this its always the girl with a big ass and a tiny waist, but in reality 99% of women with big asses have beer guts, no hips, kankles and are just fat…. as for the XL asses, they look great in photoshopped magazine pics, but in real life are covered in kraters and cellulite. for me the shape of an ass is more important than size, like how big boobs look great in bras, but then you bust them out and they droop onto the floor…
real talk
Exactly, quality over quantity, toned onion booty/10.
backed.
Back tard. My last girlfriend had a perfect round XL bootie and i loved it, but 75% of chicks with XL booties have mad cellulite and stretch marks and shit, unfortunately, so I voted medium.
backed tard right here!!
… had a guera ex-gf that had a nice medium to large booty via her having german ancestry yet i had soooo much fun w/ dat booty … good times….
wood smash all types booty but i voted large via being latino =]
XL for shits n giggles but hopefully one day i’ll get me a nice athletic medium as a wifu hopefully… only time will tell…
This is what’s up.
Shape and tone>>>
for me the shape of an ass is more important than size
Words of wisdom… hall of fame worthy imo
Seriously doe, whatever this (http://lovegirlsdressed.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/perveru_09e7e6.jpg) is, that’s that shit I do like. I voted large.
Underage teenagers?
wait for da freshman 15 bro…. she’ll waterballoon nicely ;-D
XL is best. But a lot of white chicks with “big asses” actually just have two-dimensional wide hips, yet their ass looks flat from the side. I’m not into that. Give me 3D.
I even think Noni Zondi has an awesome ass. She’s probably an XXXL.
Please do provide bibliography with ass many pictures ass possible.
Bubblebuttography.
Bubblebutt?
http://spongebob.neoseeker.com/w/i/spongebob/6/64/Bubble_Bass.jpg
Dat ass!!!
I’m azn, and I prefer large ones.
I voted large because they are always great(cept on black ppl) but going to a private school in Missouri ,I’ve grown to appreciate mediums and take what I can get.
You are all groce, i can’t believe small is coming in dead last!
12 year old boy ass isn’t exactly trending right now.
Small all day
Change your twitter settings to Asia
D, dat small ass looks like Hank Hills.
if u like “dat ass”, u probably are a closet child-craver ):
signed, a whale slayer
I sense rustling in your jimmies broski
also, there’s nothing like the smell of sweaty whale meat in the morning
Only the thought of it is making me horny as fukk
70% votes for medium
YALL NIGGAS GAY
Cosigned.
Word. PICK A GODDAMN SIDE!
lol…large pls
prefer large asses IRL but jerk off to mostly XL, how should i vote?
Who dem Tumblrsluts?
Small, round, elegant asses. They tend to grab my attention more than large asses, because the latter are always associated with upper body fat which i do not dig. Though I have a friend with kim kardashian’s bodyshape, she’s hot at first glance but it gets boring after a while. In other words:
Small ass ==> wife
Large ass ==> smash & dash
also sgt.d, the small ass picture isn’t very appealing man, maybe that’s why it is gathering so little votes?
that’s just like, your opinion man
no man
vvvv
Yeah, should’ve gone with a Jamie Eason pic, there would’ve been no contest.
http://confitdent.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Jamie_Eason_91.jpg
http://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/attachments/professional-muscle-forum/16674d1202320951-jamie-eason-pics-1423.jpg
does small ass have to be muscle ass?
Touche– her ass is fucking heavenly <3
I’ll get behind this… teehee =P
WTF MAN, DISAPPOINT. WE CAN’T BE BROS IF YOU BACK SUCH A NON-EXISTENT ASS!
inb4 I become a butthurt IBM (intertnet butt nerd) where I go on porn star’s pages and give everyone my unsolicited opinion about large asses.
I think i found my new wallpaper for my cisgender pig laptop =D
ty <3
Pleez to be seeing American Curves Magazine http://www.americancurvesmag.com/ @ your local 7-11. If that is not enough motivation to get pumped-upp I don’t know what is then.
Overall I go for skinny girls (no auschwitz prisoner looking bishes tho), but if we’re talking stricly asses, large is the way to go.
Would not smash the first one. Don’t like girls who are too into fitness n shit.
Would not smash the first one. Don’t like girls who are too into fitness n shit.
BLASPHEMY
Chubby chasers have it so easy. Jelly of their low standards :(
IMO any girl becomes more attractive by being fit. Even if she was unattractive as hell, she is less so the better shape she’s in.
It’s all about the overall image, the way a girl presents herself imo, which obviously includes body type.
As for really fit girls, I don’t really have a problem with going to the gym or working out or whatever, as long as she’s not really into the whole healthy lifestyle thing, mostly because I like girls who smoke.
I like girls who smoke.
Are you an euro? plz respond
im a white but im from the streets.
nvr had a white for a girlfriend
dont plan on it
Shape is way more important than size.
I thought this was going to be a breakdown of DAT ASS by shape :(
i’m glad someone else wants to discuss apple bottoms and the like!
but yeah, i went for medium (via dat middle path)
I feel like size and shape are pretty closely correlated. For example ‘applebottom’ = curvy = whale/10
Big ass =/= fat.
Admittedly, yes, lots of girls with big asses have big everything else, and thats grose, but there are zillions of slim or normal sized bishes with big asses and fairly low BF%.
P sure the general consensus on here (among the big ass loverz) is that slim – regular bishes with big asses >>>>>>>> blubbery whales.
All that being said, wood still rather smash Jamie Eason than any of the above
Yeah, the filth reckons correctly, as usual. I’ve known a couple fit girls and even a horse riding girl who had big, super firm asses and were trim everywhere else. Only one of them qualified as XL size ass though, the rest were M-L.
As a mexibro who has had nothing but large white and mexi bish asses to smash, I can say medium is the way to go bcuz only like three of the girls I dropped the hammer on had tight, smooth asses. Lot of dumpy, cheesy booties out there. B safe bros
agreed. tight and smooth is what is best in life. the good news is that almost all asses look good when they’re bent over real low.
Like the med/small asses. lower bf plus squats = perfect ass.
How can guys go for chicks with that high of a bf% ? that is just gross. besides my small dick wouldnt be able to touch the bhole.
Could not agree more. Crossfit girls are so hot that it almost offsets the annoyingness of their hobby/lifestyle (in b4 kipping debate).
KIPPING = NOT A PULLUP FAGIT
lol butts.
I’m white but I can’t resist a large booty!
I need something to hold onto not something that`ll suck me into some groce brown vortex spitting me out into a fiddy rap video, and the small ass… Yeah im not into dudes.
lol @ how played out the ‘u dont like huge asses u must be an gaywad’ response is
Also see: “If you like shaved pussies you are a child molester”.
Didn’t even know that one was out there… thanks for the heads up
Wow we are 73 comments in and no one has said “BOOTY SMELL GOOD DOE”!?!?!?!!?
U r an innovator.
Sarge, I’ve been wondering the same thing for a while now. A while ago I was at a show pointing out the growing trend of liking big asses, which resulted in a surprising amount of butthurt from under 22 year old white guys passionately insisting that small butts were a trend and everyone liked big butts all along.
IMO white guys are genetically predispositioned to like small to medium butts, but popular culture has conditioned them to think that this is socially unacceptable.
Signed, a boring suburban white guy over 25 years old
WE’RE NOT IN THIS ALONE
Posting this just to give team small ass nightmares:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj-UNaBnbJ0
wood smash with the might of 10,000 stars/10
DEFEND TR00 BIG ASSES
True biological fact: apes have small glutes because they don’t need to stand upright. A big ass is the hallmark of a highly evolved human being whose ancestors were really good at the whole upright posture thing.
“The more you know” star over his head
Maybe this is an indicator of global whalming?! With obesity rates growing faster than an 18-year old singer-for-a-warpedtourcore band’s jobstopper collection, maybz dudes are starting to find big butts attractive? IDK, I mean, I hope not and I’m totes going to be prayin’ 4 the future. Will groce whales be what’s in for 2020?! Will skinnys be the ones running the body positive movement on tumblr2k20?! Will thigh-gaps be the new stretchmarks?!
A+, college level ass discussion
needs to be an OFFICIAL DEM TITS POST too!
you forgot God Mode: http://www.50inchesorbetter.com/
Actually, kinda sad for you guys dealing with this particular white ppl problem. Even our petite girls got some booty meat (males have extra calf muscle, chicks have extra glute, trufact)
I will concede that Jaime Eason definitely got it goin on tho. The exception to the rule I guess.
white girl here who voted medium. but if the XL picture was a twerking gif instead, i definitely would have chosen that. i like bums that can mesmerize me with their motion. tiny little crossfit booties can’t do that.
are u an whale pls respond
admittedly, i fall into water balloon territory. a bit chubby.
holler atta whiteboul plz
Medium for sure hahah
XL for sure.
Living in Brazil I don’t have much of a choice, I prefer medium and usually you see more girls between medium and large but large and XLs are also abundant(this would sound funnier in brazillian).
is it just me or does the ‘XL’ arse picture look smaller than kim K’s ‘large’ arse picture ? kim’s just looks fat and gross
You have to remember this post was written by a white man. His perception of what is “XL” is affected by his white privilege and socialization among the small-gluted.
hiyoooo!!!!
thank god for alexis texas, pre-bbw carmella bing, vida guerra, n gianna michaels =]
DEFEND TROO BIG BUTTS!!!
you guys sound like the most un-laid people in the world
this post reminds me of when glenn beck or some kind of crazy conservative news guy talks about “the homosexual agenda” – “you only like big butts because the black agenda is brainwashing you “/”don’t let teachers talk about african-ality in schools”
Small or medium, as long as there is NO fat. L or XL asses are fat and dumpy and sickening, 100%, no exceptions, ew. Bishes should have strict caloric intake rules based on their height.
That song is tight, but I’m definitely a medium 4 lief kinda guy.
medium is at 69% guise