If you are not familiar with HUNDRETH, they are a THE GHOST INSIDE cover band popular srscore band. Apparently they also have the world’s thinnest skins, as you can see by their reaction above (via B9). A few thoughts:
- Whenever someone responds to criticism with ‘Whatever, sorry I’m not X, Y and Z’ it is a sure sign their butt is in a lot of pain because they are essentially just repeating the attack and adding ‘NOT.’ Whether they can admit it to themselves or not they know it’s true, which is why they can’t think of anything better to say– eg, fat chicks who say ‘sorry I’m not a stick’ and beta losers who make videos in which they apologize for not being ‘the attractive, popular guy.’
- “We’re not a tr00 hardcore band, we just want to namedrop some of them and dress enough like one so we can get the approval of entry-level Tumblrfags who were scene 2 years ago and want to show everyone how mature and srs they are now but aren’t fucked up enough to be into actual hardcore”
- The ironing of a band who sounds *exactly* like THE GHOST INSIDE (if they just played the songs that were left on the cutting room floor because they weren’t catchy enough to make it on the record) calling anyone out for being ‘copycats.’
- “We didn’t release limited edition hand numbered demo cassettes when we first came out.” Yeah, we did things the old-fashioned way: created a Facebook page, did 4 promo shoots, and 12 SKUs of merch before we wrote a single note of music. Not like the posers these days who put out ‘demos’ before their album as a way of testing the waters and honing their craft– so pretentious!!
- The great thing about dudes is that if your peers sense any weakness in you, they will mercilessly poke at that sore spot until you break (then laugh at your tantrum). Now that these guys have revealed their sensitive butts to the internet, I look forward to seeing people push their buttons even more. If being called ‘weenies’ cuts this deep, lulzy will their reaction be when someone points out that the singer looks like Mike Hranica with fetal alcohol syndrome? Or simply tweets at the bassist ‘lol ur fat.’
Reminds me of this episode of Spongebob I watched as a kid where Spongebob is being forced to hang out at this restaurant called Weenie Hut Jr.’s because he’s too much of a weenie to be allowed in a normal bar
brb going to Mega Weenie Monday.
Hundredth are just butthurt because they couldn’t get into the Salty Spitoon
srs I bet they can’t even open a new bottle of ketchup.
A+, legit laughing my ass off
Requesting Hundreth photoshopped into various locals of that Spongebob episode for lol reasons
Perfect reply is perfect, and I second the request for the Spongebob pictures.
Also this entire post was fucking great, dying @ “Mike Hranica with fetal alcohol syndrome” hahaha
Too Lazy to think of comment to add to pic…have at it.
http://s9.postimage.org/ain2zh4n3/Weenie_Hut_v1.jpg
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not only is it amazing, but you got Chadwick’s eighthead and siq neck tatz in there. You are the wind beneath my wings bro
You have the ability, my friend. Cherish it.
pretty much the most perfect thing ever.
I posted that on their wall and they thought it was funny (srs)
Awwww…Blush <3 #nohomo
actually they didn’t go to Weenie Hut Jr, they went to the SUPER Weenie Hut Jr.
Naw bro, the bouncer at the Salty Spitoon SAID they should go to Super Weenie Hut Jr.’s but they ended up going to normal Weenie Hut Jr.’s
God, what must you people think of me for actually knowing this
“Yeah, we did things the old-fashioned way: created a Facebook page, did 4 promo shoots, and 12 SKUs of merch before we wrote a single note of music.” Lol’d hard at this, so true. I already posted my thoughts on these guys in the forum. Total butt plugs.
These guys are truly the flag-bearers for pretentious entry level Tumblr-core bands.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWFej1gKaeA
This song is actually really good doe, srs. Too bad these guys aren’t nearly as fun and chill bros as they seem in this video.
They even managed to make a pool party look srs and lame.
Although props for accurately representing how boring and unfun baseball is in real life.
Wow, as if sounding like a TGI knock off wasn’t enough they have a pool party vid too?
I swear all these srscore bands are rewriting the same Ghost Inside song over and over again.
“Their music saved my life.” -xkevenx801
I didn’t believe you at first, jakes on me :c
u should know better bro. this band ‘rly means a lot’ to many troubled teens
Prime purveyors of virgincore
Also, how fucking big is homeboy’s forehead?! Mount Rushmore on vocals over here
is making fun of big foreheads like making fun of pointy elbows? bc i literally never notice big foreheads until somebody else mentions them.
As a man with a big forehead, I’ve got to say that making fun of someone’s forehead is definitely not common, but when it happens, it hurts a lot :’C
Meh, I wouldn’t sweat it. 2/10wouldnotbang territory for sure
The only big forehead I noticed right away was Nergal of Behemoth’s. His is fucking gigantic.
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5981/capturedcr.jpg
Sorry for posting the exact same comment twenty minutes after you did, brah
I like how their long reply could’ve be condensed to “yeah, we are totally weenies.”
Which would be the perfect way to handle it… like when I wrote that post about WEEKEND NACHOS where I called them faggots and said a bunch of other stuff (that in hindsight was not accurate), and the singer posted in the comments “X, Y and Z is not true. But we are faggots, you got that part right.”
MASTER-LEVEL ANTI-BUTTHURT TECHNIQUE right there, well done.
Link ? wuld lyk to check that out.
i was strong proud of john for dat as weekend nachos is a classy band imo and i listen to them. mainly in gym. but i listen to them. listen to them.
I know them in person, they are legit some of the nicest funniest dudes I’ve met! The singer is so zany live, he just gives zero fucks. A+ band mentality there
The funny thing about calling someone a weenie or weiner is not only does it perfectly describe a certain type of whiny, whingy person, but ultra childish insults like that strike quite deep because they make the target feel like an insecure 9 year old who got called fat by a mean girl. One of the best ways to make someone flip out completely is to just repeatedly call them something childish like fart face (in a super annoying, dismissive way after everything they say) over and over again until they snap
your life must be great and meaningful…probably the kind of 20+ guy who starts crying and dont understand the world anymore when he gets a good old punch in the face
my azn calls people ‘dumb-dumb’ for this reason. like if her assistant at work does something retarded she says ‘that’s now how you do it. maybe you should read the manual, dumb-dumb.’
that would infuriate me way more than any legit insult
Does she have an accent? If so, I would just find being called “dumb-dumb” funny, like this foreigner hasn’t learned the social norms of being polite in our country yet, plus she sounds funny when she talks! If she doesn’t have an accent, I’d totally get angry over it. Unless she winked at me after saying it. She’s hawt, right?
She is from LA so she has a slight Southern California accent– same accent as how Travis Barker pronounces ‘pink’ as ‘peenk’ (like a mexican)
Wanna trade by otw for you azn?
“We don’t play the cool guy fests”
(read as; we don’t get asked to play the cool guy fests and have realised we probably never will be so are going to pretend we don’t want to and stick to playing weenie shows)
Sigh of relief – had thought this band was from the UK.
Miring blonde bros neck tattoo being so visable in every photo, so ALT, but WTF is it with these awful moustaches?
If you are the fat ugly one in a band of losers that just ain’t helping you hide it, breh!
I think these guys are an honorary British hardcore band
They certainly have the pasty, doughy, un-aesthetic genetics of British people– that is enough to qualify them IMO
Damn dont hurt em like that!!
Thats my nigga D, stone cold player.
they could potentially redeem themselves by naming their next album “hot dog highway”
matt damon fell the fuck off
YEAHHH BASEBALL AND POOL PARTYS WITH ALL OF MY FRIENDS IN THE SUMMER WITH SOME INDIE CAMERA EFFECTS, SO AUTHENTIC, WE’RE HAVING THE TIME OF OUR LIVES AND SHOWING EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET. AWESOME, OH LOOK THERES A DOG THAT LOOKS PERSONABLE AMD AUTHENTIC , QUICK PLAY A DISSONANT MELODY OVER A MILD SAUCE BREAKDOWN, lights camera action
A++++ summary
the guitar player who does vocals looks like carl from workaholics. but instead of being funny and interesting, he is neither.
‘it a refrence to sandlot =) idk if your a kid from the 90′s or nnot but if you are you should understand’
most embarassing thing
reblog dis if u remember a bunch of shit from 11 years ago that everybody else also remembers bc it is common knowledge
am ded
lolololololol
they seriously must sell dartboards where the scoring areas are replaced with quirky 90′s media
“Well sorrrrrry We’re not a cool-guy band who hides their fug chublord in the back of band pics. Ours gets top billing!”
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7bh9ywOlV1qhnfz1o1_1280.jpg sad 4 u when this girl is wearing your merch
Damn.
That’s gotta be either his young mom or old sister, right? And bonus lame points for wearing your own band’s merch, what a bunch of weenies.
it’s his sister but i think she’s actually younger than him. maybe 20ish
Some people have a negative response to shitty instagram’d photos. She’s probably good or lovely in better lighting??
https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1558132114/image.jpg
looks a little more age appropriate there. looks a bit too much like chadwick for my tastes aka not into dudez like some sort of filth of gay
Glad to know I’m not the only one that finds wearing one’s own band’s merch is super lame.
I wrote a long thing about how lame it is a while ago, click on my name and dig through to our strong shared opinion brother.
I think I’ve said this before, but Scott Vogel does it all the time, so I cannot hate :(
its against the code.
The whole shitty X, Y and Z reaction to comments has been going on forever, but you ever think that Chris Farley’s character “Bennett Brower” was the prototype for a lot of this:
“Didn’t think the suits would have me back, perhaps.
Thought they’d have my derriere replaced by one of those cookie cutter store mannequins.
Well, maybe I’m not “the norm”.
I’m not “camera friendly”.
I don’t wear “clothes that fit me”.
I’m not a “heartbreaker”.
I haven’t “had sex with a woman”, don’t know “how that works”.
I don’t “fall in line”.
I’m not “hygienic”.
I don’t “wipe properly”.
I lack “style”. “
LULZ! Best SNL character ever!
So I’ve known these dudes since they were four letter lie about 30 band members ago and its never not entertaining to watch them get made fun of. Alex is the embodiment of everything that is weenie. Also jp looks like he should be fighting fires and praying for NASCAR outcomes on sundays.
Lulz, did these guys seriously used to be Four Letter Lie?
no, they were four letter word or something shitty like that from myrtle beach. equally gay however.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4OpEKcy7BU
One of my favorite songs ever, srs. What band were they in? I’m intrigued.
I don’t know if i’m alone on this one but does anyone else snicker when they see Chadwick’s neck tatz? its pretty silly looking imo
I think the funnyness of that neck tat is eclipsed by how hilarious it is that his name is legitimately ‘Chadwick’. Must’ve been rough growing up, having a name that is funny enough as is, but also basically rhymes with ‘fatdicks’.
as much as the tatz are his own fault I legit feel sorry for him being named Chadwick, his parents must not have been too happy about having a kid
I think the funniest part is that his only other visible tattoo is one his arm. Great life choice right there.
Also, YouTube their version of “Hurt” (made famous by Jimmie Cash, the classic rock’n'roll singer, originally by Nine Feet Nails). It is insanely bad/hilarious.
Was thinking this too. Glad to know that my train of thought mirrors that of the renowned SexHaver1987
cringeworthy/10
I hope Sarge purposely spelled their name wrong in the headline to incite more bootybruising
Akshually was typo, but it might be even more funny that way
Did u notice u spelt it wrong last time u posted about them too?
http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/2011/11/i-just-listened-to-hundreth-and-they-are-kinda-shitty/
i think ezec should interview these guys and discuss the deep emotional meaning behind their songs/ lead singers bro’s sweet hairstyle.
im gonna white knight here because i actually like this band, but im pretty sure Chad replied on his own personal tumblr.
The only HxC i listen to are bands from before i was born! HUNDREF ARE GAY THERE NOT EVEN GOOD or realll HARDCORE. serioussss.
GET FUCKED ALL OF YOU.
I sense rustling in your jimmies
may i suggest that you cry harder?
Sarcasm detected, extra l’s in the already lulzy ‘real hardcore’ gave it away. No real person could be so dumb as to only listen to music before they were born.
I like how they directly acknowledge that Reaper bands like Backtrac, Turnstile, Naysayer, or Fire & Ice are 1000x cooler than they will ever be lololol
But seriously, If I am ever 1/16th as cool as the singer from Turnstile, I will die happy
D should try to get him on a podcast.
as if having the “HOLY SPIRIT SWAG” shirts didn’t make them look like dorks enough, jesus fucking christ. weeniecore is the new srscore.
Weeniecore needs to become a thing, i back this indefinitely
RIYL friendzonecore, meaningfulcore
srsWeeniecore4Christ
I thought they got called Weenies because of the whole Sandlot thing this band’s not going on. band is Back tard.
this band is only tough in South Carolina outside of my state there another one note band. zzzzzzzzzfest
laughed/10
Comments also worth while. Would read again.
If their buts get anymore hurt they may have to go to weenie hut general.
Sometimes a derpy kid that gets made fun of on this site comes on and defends himself to lulzy results. Remember the Tyler, The Krater and the OM&M fans? I’m praying one of the bros from this band decides to hit up this thread.
*crosses fingers*
The only people I know who like this band also spend too much time on Tumblr.
“We’re not a tr00 hardcore band, we just want to namedrop some of them and dress enough like one so we can get the approval of entry-level Tumblrfags who were scene 2 years ago and want to show everyone how mature and srs they are now but aren’t fucked up enough to be into actual hardcore”
This times a fucking million. TBH this entire crowd of kids bugs me. I think I saw TGI with either Terror or Trapped Under Ice, and they sound like the scene/deathcore kids impression of what straight up hardcore is. You can tell who their fans are by their huge plugs leftover from scene days and dejected looks when they get hit moshing when a band like Terror plays and it actually hurts.
I seriously wonder if this is the future of hardcore – I remember a while ago Sarge posting a comment agreeing with another comment that hardcore is “almost dead” or something, and am wondering if this type of shit is what he meant.
signed, regretcore loving oldfag who overthinks things
am wondering if this type of shit is what he meant
pretty much so, although to be clear i DO like a lot of these bands (especially TGI, whose music is sweet even though their fans are mostly weiners).
I’ll give credit to any band that can play their instruments well, under pretty much any cicrumstances, including but not limited to extremely generic songwriting, lame/obvious image pandering, and even hipster pretense. That being said, TGI features solid musicianship and energetic performance, but there is something about their vibe that just turns me off.
I guess it just strikes me as QUASI hardcore. TGI = GOOD quasi hardcore, Hundredth = 2nd rate quasi hardcore.
I agree with this, although Trapped Under Ice rubs me the wrong way much, much more– I guess because they are the icons of tr00ness these days?
Hmmm, I get what you’re saying about TUI. My comment got to long so I emailed you with a post idea somewhat related to this subject.
I’ll give credit to any band that can play their instruments well, under pretty much any cicrumstances, including but not limited to extremely generic songwriting, lame/obvious image pandering, and even hipster pretense. That being said, TGI features solid musicianship and energetic performance, but there is something about their vibe that just turns me off.
I guess it just strikes me as QUASI hardcore. TGI = GOOD quasi hardcore, Hundredth = 2nd rate quasi hardcore.
oops double post sorry
More like “Choadewick” amirite?
IT looks like Chadwick is also really little.
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/chadwick-johnson