With all this talk of hardcore, slam, and sweet rap jams, I thought it would be good to write a series of posts about what is truly important in the world of music: hot girls singing super fun songs about dumb things! This first part is about reigning good and lovely queen, Katy Perry.
I don’t think Katy Perry invented this style, but she is easily and by far the most successful and best. That said, this will be the boringest post because basically everyone already knows Katy Perry. This will serve more as an intro than anything.
Notice the repetitive guitar line and the dancy drum beat. These are both important elements of 2k12 style girl pop.
Not really much else to say, but lol this song rules so posting.
Stay tuned for forthcoming articles about Jessie J, Karmin, and Nick Minaj!


aw good topic for a series but idk katy perry is uber catchy but somehow grinds my butthole a bit :C esp that zany friday night video where she’s all like omg im such a nerd l0l and unfappable as well
but i guess kissed a girl and california gurls make up for this
I went through a big phase where I thought she was the hottest thing walking, but now I am kind of lukewarm about her. Not sure how to feel about this. : \
yessss had this as well! like in Kissed, California gurls, and that zany song with those two bros with the water fountain scene she was a def 8-9 but in fireworks, alien, friday night im just like no thanks mate
Sarge, why are you allowing all these crap guest posts? So you can take a holiday from your intellectual musings for a while?
Niga why u so negative?
This series of posts will be the best thing to happen to SYWH since scene-girl reviews of classic hardcore. Super stoked for the Nicki Minaj chapter; I discovered Stupid Hoe on this site way back when and haven’t looked back since.
dat kenny g n debbie gibson cameo in TGIF x-D
wood still smash kay p with the power of 1,000 hammers!!!
Stock photo boner achievement unlocked.
The ultimate test for crabcore/Risecore bands: Carry out a cover of KP’s songs to be included into the next Pop Goes Punk album.
“katy perry” “hipster”
Vaguelyattractivegirlinyourclasswithaweirdsmell/10