A lot of you may know Jessie J as the less hot, less talented Katy Perry. Well, according to one of my friends who lived in England, she is HUGE there, which only makes the comparison more apt! Just as England is the uglier, less talented version of America, so are her pop stars in the same way analogous to ours!
This song was my introduction to Jessie, so I can only assume that it was also everyone else’s introduction. This song is pretty fucking sweet. Easily my favorite Jessie J song, and one of my favorite pop songs of the last few years.
This song is where the Katy Perry comparison started to make more sense. Notice the simple, catchy guitar riff, the dance beat, and the girl singing. The worst part about this song is that it is from the same album as “Price Tag.” Why is that bad? Because every other song on that album sucks. It is not good at all, and I am disappointed. I don’t know what makes these two songs so good and the others so bad. However, she has a new album coming out this year, and hopefully that one will really help cement her position as a great b-list pop star.
This song is perhaps Jessie J’s most important. “But Watt Par! That is Miley Cyrus and NOT Jessie J!” you say. And to you, I say you are correct! However, Jessie J helped write this song, and this song is perhaps the prototypical 2k12 style girl pop jam. While it lacks the drum beat, it has a female vocalist, and catchy simple guitar riff.
Jessie J has some great songs in her catalog, but has yet to release a great album. Hopefully her next album will be more consistent, because her good tracks are great and I can’t get enough of this style. Here’s hoping that third quarter 2k12 continues the trend of awesome catchy girl jams!
I am super pumped about Jessie J. Although, her breakout hit here in euroland was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOf3kYtwASo and its a fucking BANGER if you ask me.
lol wtf is dat “Rhino Young”? Also people giving multiple names to their marijuana is never not funny.
I remember trying really hard to get into this bish and failing. Did not know that she was a Brit, which explains my lack of liking her.
groce brit bish, wood not even have tea with her/10
same here brah
dat british accent isn’t mememolly-like cute enough for me =/
Had no idea she was British, that helps explain why I hates her. If she had a cute accent I would love her tho.
That Miley song is a jam for sure, she should stick to writing and keep her British teeth out of the picture.
Less hot, less talented Katy Perry… yeah, that’s 100% accurate. They both kinda sound like dance remixes of classic rock songs, don’t they?
She sucks, went to the same contrived stage school as many of our landfill pop acts (the Brit School). Also, I have a friend who looks exactly like her (i.e a 7/10 w blowjob lips).
Jessie J is in fact much more talented than Katie Perry in terms of singing ability. It’s sort of obvious that nobody frequenting this site has the ability to recognize it :/
I happen to think Katy Perry is rather plain looking and has a non-winning personality. Without makeup shes just….sort of ugly. Jessie J happens to be very pretty anddddd why does her accent really matter?
Some of the posts on this site make no sense. And i guess its because its coming from one fellas perspective sooooo i’m going to think that a large percentage of what sarge D says is absolute horse shit.
peace
Jessie J is clearly missing something needed to really be an A-list pop star on the Katy Perry or Rihanna level though. Not sure what it is… maybe’s she’s a little too srs.
i can see u have thought about this issue
Jessie J has the ability
(via me being into girls with nice legs)
Lolollol actually I was watching tv with a friend a while ago and I saw her on an episode of SNL (lame, I know :/ ) and I thought she was really pretty, but when I asked my friend what he thought of her, he said she looked like a giant tranny hooker :((( #embarassing