Texa$ is the reason

I’m not talking about that band who was around “Back when emo ruled before scene kids came and destroyed it all” as a wise YouTube commenter described. I’m talking about some of the recent and historic hip hop that has come from the unfuckwithable state.

I recently went to a show that had Schoolboy Q and a bunch of local acts that I have never heard of. The reason I was planning on spending too much money on double whiskey cokes was purely for the Los Angeles TDE headliner that I cannot get enough of lately. If you haven’t listened to Habits and Contradictions you are missing out on one of the most flawless records to come out in 2012. Anyway, I had no idea what to expect from these small text on the flyer performers but good lord was I in for a treat.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_Fwe40MNus&w=560&h=315]

One of them that really impressed me was A.r.k The God MC. Coming from the one and only Screwston, she brings an extremely refreshing style to the world of female rappers. No over the top outfits or try hard sexual lyrics. Just straight to the point and she owns it. In this video she comes out and does a freestyle and then merges into one of her songs called Celefuckinbration. Not really sure if it’s actually her birthday but she goes hard and has me convinced. Shout out to the only white dude at 7:38! When she’s off stage you can catch her hanging out in the crowd being super friendly. “Y’all need to get on that love shit” at 11:56 says it all. Hopefully Tyga’s label G.E.D that currently has her signed will take her places!

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-blrjLoeDE&w=560&h=315]

Can we talk about how fucking sick this beat is? Y’all can’t south Dallas swag to this! #RARE This video makes me want to get frumdk everyday like it’s my job. Pizza and Shiner beer is my shit! Also, usually when I get the room spins it goes sideways and not up and down so I wonder how long it would take for me to vomit if I watched this after making my 328752th poor decision with alcohol? I’ll update you bros on this science later. BGB has worked with Kendrick Lamar and recently put out an EP called Numb which basically sounds like Kid Cudi fucked up on lean and lost at Skrillex show.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0DItd6yQMY&w=560&h=315]

Here is a group that has been getting a lot of hype in Triple D with their latest release that came out recently, “When Pigs Fly.” Picnic Tyme produced solid bangers that work for your vodka in the Sonic slushy moments, or for those times when you’re just trying to smoke with your OTW girlfriend and cuddle. I guess I need to hang out in Oak Cliff more to understand the hard knock life but regardless, I really like what they did with this song. My only complaint is that they like to use the hash tag #ADdHoe. Please drop the e silly boys.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZeu29nOwjw&w=560&h=315]

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSmMoVf1j_8&w=560&h=315]

Now that I got you familiar with some new kids on the block, let’s make sure you know who runs shit in Texas. First of all, if you don’t know about DJ Screw get the fuck out of my face. This legend put chopped and screwed on the map so that you could hear about sippin’ on purple drank from every other rapper forever. Easily my favorite style in hip hop.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sp5lMs7BBU&w=560&h=315]

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNMJcOuDVr0&w=560&h=315]

Catch me in my apartment drinking Hennessy and blasting the one and only Club God every weekend. I can’t tell you how much I love this man. His style is more common around these parts but he destroys everyone else and does it right. Act like you’re not going to pre-game with this!

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZogHcKNoMc&w=560&h=315]

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfArN-e2OU&w=560&h=315]

Dorrough gave Texas a little bit of attention last summer with these two songs. They still make me want to get white girl wasted but I can’t get into his other stuff that much.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfPLcQhXpCc&w=560&h=315]

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qlF0uzs3Js&w=560&h=315]

I’ll wrap up this post on some classic bangers from Paul Wall and MIKE JOOONES. You might remember these two taking over the radio about eight years ago. These days Paul Wall is mad skinny and Mike Jones is broke and probably changed his number. I stay putting these jams on blast because they never get old.

Have you ever sipped on lean and Instagramed it??? Are you looking up how to south Dallas swag on YouTube right now??? Would you shotgun three tall boys with me while looking at the H-Town skyline??? Do you jerk it to Alexis Texas and her fine ass???

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25 Responses to Texa$ is the reason

  1. I don't get it says:

    ofc the only white dude is awkward as fuck :C loved most of the song esp bgb, cool shit. sadly ill only be able to listen to it in my room alone at 2am since im white adn euro and nobody thinks this is cool here.

    asss

  2. jake says:

    RIP PIMP C

  3. Latinoheat!!! says:

    gotta respect dat southern swag via DJ screw, mike jones, n paul wall but since im from the west i view this as just forgetful summer club bangers…
    nah i don’t SD-swag via not respecting anything that isn’t breakdancing and/or crip-walkin’ nukka…. but did like dem tunes w/ dat pocho homely latino kid n his otw “my life is real hard” black friend (dat piano tune)..

    only place i visit in tejas is dat D/FW scene via having republican christians in the fam =/
    … when the fuck is rigor mortis gonna tour so cal yo??

    good post doe gotta have a nice pallete of variety up in hyah..

    you are good n lovely mija…

    -latinoheat approved-

    *puts og black oakleys on*

    … peace….

    • Sergeant D says:

      dat pocho homely latino kid

      giggled @ this

    • Chillin' says:

      Backed! Southern Rap is rlly hard for me to get into unless it’s filtered through the lens of stuff I’m more familiar with. Dig the chopped style fo’ sho’, just prefer it so much more when it’s from rappers elsewhere (Drake sampling a DJ Screw song for HYFR) OR rappers from Tejas dat could come from anywhere else (See: Kirko Bangz).

      Will never get over how sweet the original DJ Screw sound is doe. Music was meant for me <3

  4. Jose says:

    bummed this isn’t about the rev band, rap sucks.

  5. brent grudgematch says:

    Last time I was in Texas visiting my brother, I picked up a few Beatking mixtapes. Surprised he is not bigger outside of the south.

  6. The shape of Purple Drank to come says:

    pow wow. wut it dew.

  7. vedicardi says:

    isn’t “texas is the reason” a misfits lyric from “bullet”

  8. tickle says:

    A+ post, dj screw was the man!

  9. Anonymous says:

    feel like most people are getting into chopped n screwed now through witch house and asap rocky

  10. PSkillz says:

    I fucking love Texas.

  11. Void Eater says:

    No fucks given about the music (no guitar solos? not music) but anybody who reps Texas is backed harder than *erection joke*.

  12. meaddd says:

    Swishahouse Choppin Em Up!!!!!!!!! Paaaaaul Waaaaall… Mike Joooones…. Magno….

  13. wiggles says:

    lol at Dorrough reppin South Side on Lamar. hard bangin beats doe. like to see Dallas get some props.

  14. HAMTARO says:

    prime time click..lol
    love dallas, do not hang out in oak cliff though :)
    ad yeah chopped and screwed shit is getting big again now that asap rocky and friends are jackin in

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