in b4 they’re in a husband-and-wife Christian ska band
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About SYWH
Stuff You Will Hate is a blog where we make fun of stuff we like. Sometime that makes people mad. We like hardcore, pop punk, rap and anything else that isn't metal. Read this if you want to 'know what this site is really about.'
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- How should I keep my kids from getting into art and music??
- HXC HISTORY 2: When youth crew went metal
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- I non-ironically hate NERDBAITING
- Internet Metal Nerds (IMNs)
- Is hardcore for rich white pussies??
- LOL @ stretched ears
- My movie called BIG BUSH
- Revelation Records
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- Srs talk on BREAKING EDGE
- The history of metalcore
- The ugly truth about 90s hardcore
- The zine I did in the 90s
- Varsity font
- Video Games
- What is the most annoying/lulzy kind of girl??
- What kind of bish is your type??
- What's wrong with WHITE KNIGHTING??
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- Why girls get naked on the internet
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- Chris Drew of NEVERHSHOUTNEVER and EATMEWHILEIMHOT
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- Dave Witte of MUNICIPAL WASTE, HUMAN REMAINS, DISCORDANCE AXIS, etc
- Dennis from REFUSED reviews stuff
- DJ TWO STACKS guide to slam
- DJ TWO STACKS reviews some videos
- Evan Taubenfeld (ex Avril Lavigne guitarist)
- Ezec of SKARHEAD
- How to party, RINGWORM style
- Jack from THE ACACIA STRAIN
- Jake of DEFILER
- Jonny Craig of DANCE GAVIN DANCE/authorized Macbook reseller
- Josh from A DAY TO REMEMBER
- Keith from RORSCHACH/DEADGUY interview
- Lars from JUDGE/SIDE BY SIDE reviews stuff
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- Mike Cheese reviews rap songs vol 3
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- Nate of XIBALBA
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- SEEDER of BTM/3A
- Shred Sean of BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART on guitars
- Steve Joh of CENTURY MEDIA
- Todd from CHAMPION/BETRAYED reviews stuff
- WINDS OF PLAGUE
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hard lol @ “most rebloggable wedding ever”
inb4 they ironically give the kid a 1950′s dad haircut. “Get it? Because he’s a kid but looks like a dad!!!”
And plad diapers. And he’ll be born with stretched ears. And his first word will be “vinyl”. And they’ll edit this video of his first steps to make it look vintage 1940′s black and white.
his first word will be “vinyl”
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“He’s already written his first acoustic ballad to the plight of the black male in 1940′s Chicago!”
brb looking on Etsy for child-size washtub bass
They’ll probably get him a child sized cardboard box bass.
White Power post CANCELLED, suiciding…
srs doe you have to do it. all I ask is that you mention MAX RESIST
^^http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp166/ftwdclxvi/Sethdiversity.jpg
k usually the alt text on your pics are pretty straightforward (like “hardcore kid” or “money”) but this one is pretty solid, and I lold
inb4 she suddenly decides to get a late terms abortion because A WOMAN’S BODY IS A WOMAN’S CHOICE YOU PIGS
defend troo-prenatal care
still waiting for that Sergeant D unmasked post
Why don’t whites have a slur equivalent to nigger or spic or whatever? Because if we had such a slur it would apply to this.
…White nigger? We stole everything else from black people, why not take back the slur? #spitballin
I support roundeye + lol’d @ afro-saxon, never heard before: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs_by_ethnicity#European_descent
Smegman:
A person that like smegma, is white and gross
why doesn’t “honky” sound just as dirty goddamnit!!!
smegma =/= gross mate
its look you haven’t even watched smegma princess
do u even hygiene brah?
dude smegma princess is a classic
not sheriff troll or genuinely doesn’t know what smegma is
http://gunshowcomic.com/ac/part1/
sweet comic, woul reed it again/10
but smemga is actually a mix of dead skin, oils and moist that forms under your foreskin if you don’t clean yourself
Or a band from portland.
which is why its so hot
“fggt”
some form of inbred white trash cousin fucker usually works.
The problem with terms like that and “honky” is that nobody is actually offended by them, unlike slurs directed at other races (via white males being at the top of the global power structure). The only one I have ever encountered that actually stings is when black dudes call you “white bitch.” That one hurts because it capitalizes on whites’ insecurity and innate feelings of inferiority.
“Is this photo a celebration of same-sex marriage? Cus all I see are two white bitches.”
That one hurts because it capitalizes on whites’ insecurity and innate feelings of inferiority
fucken died and went to jew heaven a smiling man…
The bitch part kind of offends me. But the white part kind of negates it because you know white pride, world wide and shit
“Faggot” seems to apply here pretty well
But for real, these are costumes, and this picture is taken on the way to a couple’s themed 1950′s party that they’re taking maybe a little too seriously, but will never put on again? Right? Please tell me it is a situation like that.
‘lol how amazing are our costumes?! we’re dressing as faggots for halloween’
“Some call Joey or Hailey, they left that Bob Dylan vinyl they were carrying around as part of their costume at my house, and I need them to pick it up before anyone thinks its mine.”
That would mean underneath the costume they’re still ear-stretching tattoo fags ;[
what the fuck am i looking at
fags
The simplicity of the question/answer here has left me in stitches. It’s the little things in life I suppose.
back cover of the upcoming defeater/converge split ep
BOOOOOOM
I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all, not one bit.
This that shit I don’t like. Don’t like like.
Are they racist because they want to live in a period that is before civil rights? Do they understand the irony that their body mods would make them outcasts and have them shunned? I just don’t understand this romanticizing the past. What is their point?
“i’m like a walking contradiction like yeah i’m not like everybody else”
omg let’s think of vintage names for kids
Harold
Ezra
Also, mai ex is rlly into sustainable organic non-GMO cloth diapers and BPA-free handcrafted glass bottles that will be filled with locally-sourced raw milk from grass-fed cows and probably be heated to an optimal temperature on a vintage wood burning stove. That kid will be hipster-pampered until it drowns in a bathtub because she’s too busy refreshing tumblr. :P
i feel bad 4 the guy who fucked her too hard. she trapped him (srs)
:(
contraception is soo lst year man. babies are the rage for fall 2k12
From what I hear, abortions are pretty hip, too. Best part is, you don’t have to wait 9 months for your order to come in either.
Marvin, Louie, Instagram, Franklin, Morton, Wendal, or Bradley for a genetically male born human spirit.
Louise, Ertha, Belinda, Flo, Gertrude, Retrodiner, or Thelma for a genetically female born human spirit.
A unique name should help the offspring blossom into a unique individual all their other mainstream raised children would admire.
lold@”Retrodiner”
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I’m glad you say “genetically male/female” so as not to offend any genderqueer readers that might happen upon this comment. I really hope future parents will follow your example and not raise their children following the gender binary.
Yeah, but he’s also assuming that the being being born is a “human spirit.” Personally, I think it’s horrifically offensive and incorrect to *assume* that they won’t be otherkin. Steps in the right direction, I suppose, but still mere piecemeal gains in the war on oppression.
If they come and round me up in the middle of the night, if they just show me this picture I will go quietly…
“liek dis if u think da 50s was da best decade
share if u think it was da 90s”
people like this are one of the only things that get me legit pooper peeved ;[
I didn’t know there was a Forrest Gump appreciation movement?
I keep seeing this picture, it’s turning me into a reverse Uncle Ruckus.
So you have reverse-reverse-vitiligo, yet it’s not vitiligo? nigga you confusing.
But if black metal is the new trend for hot topic/warped tour/mall tweens, and hipsters copy rockabilly, there will literally be no alt white people subculture left for insecure pretentious faggots to cling on to! Imagine the butthurt!!!
In b4 tr00 rockabilly becomes a thing
it already is :/ also alt.whites will just jizz over anything that was cool a few decades before, I’m really, really hoping it’s hair metal.
Polka will be the new, hip thing in 2014
brb perfecting my cossack dancing
lol, one step ahead brahs.
Also, since we now know that racism can be hereditary and passed down genetically, it’s actually ableist to call someone “racist”…
OMG don’t you know that labelling someone as being racist is racist towards racists and calling someone ableist is labelling as well and labelling someone is just another way the patriarchy oppresses us!
Nothing further to add, just that this is A+ White Foolishness. I cry for your people and laugh hysterically at the same time.
Wait! Their Baby is my soulmate.
those shingles look like shit esp the top left
fuck you it’s diy!
ok then whats with the switch? its clearly an indoor one but then theres a plant in a bucket and is that feminine shoes or someting in the bottom left corner as if it was outside the frontdoor srs is it inside or outside whats going on
I would never, ever tire of punching that guy.