Varsity letter in Football REQUIRED for this music!!
So I was facebook stumbling upon cheesy ignorant mosh bands like I usually do when I’m bored when I came across possibly the perfection of the rare “workoutmosh” genre… BENCHPRESS! They seem to fall square under LIONHEARTCORE, a direct derivation of HATEBREEDCORE, which is approximately 15.3% more effective for workouts than TERRORCORE. But don’t take my word for it… mosh for yourself!
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCbyIZomKEs]
The title track of their recent EP, STAY HATED. Strictly for Bench Pressing; caution if mixed with Dead Lifting.
The whole song is p sick, riff for riff. But the real treat here is the build up to that breakdown at 2:25… i get intense chills down my spine. STAY HATED TILL THE DAY I DIE!!! Careful, if listening to while lifting, you may be tempted to punch that large man with siq aesthetics next to you… and it will not end well!
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok6LPbyHbII]
this song is lovely and DEF has the ability!
I dunno, the more and more I hear their shit, I like it more than Lionheart! It’s almost designed SOLELY for working out: short and sweet, making each breakdown count. This is not music for the skinnyfat!
WAT U BROS THINK? Do your pecs ache just hearing this? How many times did you flex in front of the mirror while listening?? How SICK is the name BENCHPRESS?? brb making the band HIPABDUCTOR
brb Craigslisting for bass players and drummers for KoncentrationKurl.
“This is not music for the skinnyfat!” lold
same here via akshually being skinnyfat =P
good shit brah!!
my balls just dropped and have a sudden urge to head to wal-mart and buy bulkage supplements w/ NO2 for MAXIMUM CRUNCH/CURLAGE/MAXAGE/PUMPAGE/STRENGTHAGE/BIKEAGE/MARRIAGE/FILMAGE/ AND DESCENDAGE!!!
IDK, sometimes the most random skinnyfats end up swinging the hardest, and big dudes don’t always swing that hard.
true shit… have a skinny tall homie of mine that socks way harder than me whenever we play knuckles n shit =P
brb making Abdominal Krunch a band.
brb starting a Sumeriancore version of this called Blast the Quads.
brb starting djent band called Quadriceps
How about Septiceps in honor of all the 7/8 riffage?
or Octoceps because of the 8 strings they use?
Slam band named Overhead Pressment?
hope you’re all ready for xXBARBELL PRESS AND SLAMXx
/thread
Tune-up: abdominal CRUNCH!! with a big goofy font.
this makes me feel like I need to make my concept of a steroid/HGH-themed mosh band a reality. like if you took gh15′s writing and put it to music:
http://gh15biblebodybuild.blogspot.com/2011/11/what-creates-true-mass-monster-in.html
songs about trenbolona, legit pharma hgh, getting shrinkwrapped, and a ‘stabbed in the back’ style song about liars, filts and balonie:
http://gh15biblebodybuild.blogspot.com/2011/11/pct.html
you broke edge = you got fat.
This band may have beat you to it Sarge http://www.myspace.com/hitthegym
A++
“FOR FANS OF MUSCLES, MUSCLEMILK, MUSCLETECH, ARNOLD AND TRUCKS, HIT THE GYM IS SURE TO SATISFY YOUR QUENCH FOR EXTREME MUSCLECORE!”
strong as fuk
I specfically demand this band include the terms filt, balonie, scambag and ‘legit pharma gh’
yeah man, i freakin love their stuffs. i normally cant stand hardcore but theirs just something about it that i cant figure out!!
Aren’t there like 3 hardcore bands called Benchpress?
theres* not theirs……
Strong
nice incorrection!
Lol, is the bottom pic a screencap from the TFH review/DL link?
‘prison fit crewnecks’
http://benchpress.bigcartel.com/product/prison-fit-grey
printing on inside-out crew-necks. very advanced.
It totally is, I thought it was too lulzy to not post!
Also, “wignorant” = gold
there’s some hugeness involved
i will be 80 years old and still not able to get enough of this kind of shit.
I legitimately hope this is how I will feel when I am 80. Srs.
How bizarre will it be when grandpa’s listening to aggressive moshcore and his grandkids wanna jam really chill shit? Putting that on my list of shit to look forward to later in life.
YES. It was the posts on ignorant, sick moshcore bands which drew me to SYWH, and now they’ve finally returned! Keeps me moshing, keeps me young.
back tard.
nota bene:
guitarist A recently departed with keys to the fb page. other band members created new fb page with spaces between the letters (B E N C H P R E S S). both parties proceeded to publicly shit on each other and express their respective rectal discomfort. this entire exchange is immortalized in fb posts.
maximum ignorance, engage.
lolol
yes
So ignorant is just works. Would mosh to this.
I had an idea for a hardcore band all about weightlifting a few months ago, but they were just going to be called WEIGHTLIFTER. They would have a huge, ripped black dude named Myron Gaines as the singer and all of the lyrics would be super posi and be about completing your last rep, skipping dessert and keeping your form right.
I’ll_Spot_Cha_(feat._Jeff_Loomis).flac
just got off TPB…. my fav tracks are:
C’MON_YOU_FUKN_PHAG_FINISH!!_(feat._ICE_T).mp3
DON’T_MIRE_MY_AESTHETICS!!(feat._JAMEY_JASTA).mp3
HOMO STARES = U ALMOST DARE (feat._TODD_JONES)
w/ special japanese edition bonus track
HERBALYFE HAS CARCINOGENS YOU DUMB FUCK!!!(feat._DESPISE_YOU).mp3
LMAO @ Todd Jones
Myron Gaines on vocals, GH Pharma on guitar
Fuck I wish I thought of Myron Gaines as my internet name, it even sounds (half)black too.
Permission to use Myron Gaines as the name for my new band (srs)
It better be hard as fuck or you owe me reparations.
http://benchpress.bandcamp.com/album/stay-hated
They have a bandcamp page and a download for the ep.
STAY HATED TILL THE DAY I DIE!!!
Setting new PRs to this tomorrow
Um is ‘Shake Weight’ taken yet
was trying to… “buy cd” with “money” and found that quote from the end of the article.
alot better than the aus benchpress band.
so glad you posted this
IMO this is way better than anything Lionheart has ever done, but I can def see why it went in the sam e category.
10/10 would mosh again
Thanks for this post, do more plz u r ul
you’re welcome, bro! I will try and keep SYWH updated with relevant mosh that slips under our radar. No wignorance will go unreported!
+1 Vigilance in Wignorance
DEFEND TR00 WIGNORANCE
except wignorance is too hard, defendds itself, no need for defence
srs do, uber hard STOMP mosh parts are underrated. IMO they are the hardest thing in hardcore.
did you ever listen to Will To Live by any chance?
Making band called ‘deadlift’. Merch is going to be 6 skinny fgts impaled on a barbell with zyzz lifting above his head. Neon print only. Extra tight only. Comes with free shaker. E.P track list: 1. Jack3d. 2. Skull Crusher. 3. Blehnabol.
free shaker = a+++
wut is shaker?
it’s fer mixing up Jack3d.
I’ve wanted to start a mosh band named deadlift forever. It’s a perfect name.
Squat is my favorite lift, but it just lacks the mosh inherent in “deadlift”.
Sorry, bro, there’s already a band called Deadlift.
Think I found them: http://whatarebloodwings.blogspot.com/2010/10/deadlift.html
Some of their songs are too srsly, and they’re not moshy enough. Name is still up for grabs.
I support this 110%.
BRB, showing this to everyone I know.
why has no one asked if they even lift?
hmmm good question
NOW
IS THE TIME
FOR ME TO RISE
AND DO SQUATS
WIPE THE SPIT
FROM MY FACE
SHOW THESE QUADS
WHO DA BOSS
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5o6yw66cN1qa5nv7o1_400.png
These posts on ignorant moshbands are backed 100%