When your deathcore band does a cross-promotional marketing campaign with Taco Bell

34 Responses to When your deathcore band does a cross-promotional marketing campaign with Taco Bell

1. Martin Regnen says:

   July 2, 2012 at 12:14 pm

   Also, when your deathcore band’s promotional campaign requires a total investment of $50.

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2. Sergeant D says:

   July 2, 2012 at 12:15 pm

   in b4 they start a kickstarter to fund their next tour, blaming the tens of dollars they squandered on this marketing push for bankrupting the band

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   • wlfblnkt says:

     July 2, 2012 at 12:55 pm

     Donate $200 or more = Get to hang out with the band and eat Taco Bell* before a show on the upcoming tour

     * You must supply the Taco Bell

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     • Sergeant D says:

       July 2, 2012 at 1:34 pm

       ** band will dine at their own table, across the room from you

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       • grammarxcore says:

         July 2, 2012 at 3:25 pm

         *** No cameras, video cameras, camera phones, portable audio recorders, or any other sort of A/V recording device allowed during the meal.

         **** Any and all questions asked of the band must be preapproved by the PR team.

         ***** Band reserves the right the end the meal at their convenience.

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         • Sergeant D says:

           July 2, 2012 at 4:21 pm

           ****** At the discretion of the band, label or management, meal may or may not actually take place

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           • Save Parker says:

             July 2, 2012 at 5:36 pm

             ****** At which point check for your owed Taco Bell food expense must be sent to Artery Recordings.

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             • Void Eater says:

               July 2, 2012 at 10:19 pm

               srs on of the best comment reply chains in SYWHistory.

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     • beholdthesharktopus says:

       July 2, 2012 at 5:52 pm

       /thread

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3. ge5undhe17 says:

   July 2, 2012 at 12:15 pm

   “Submit a photo of your receipt (with some creativity put into it)”

   Gonna follow the Attack Attack! route and include two boners in front of a black background

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4. Save Parker says:

   July 2, 2012 at 12:21 pm

   or you could download the album from google and go buy more than ten dollars worth of taco bell.

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   • Sergeant D says:

     July 2, 2012 at 1:35 pm

     download the album from google

     slow clap

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     • Tim Bresolin says:

       July 2, 2012 at 4:43 pm

       Bahaha have fun with that

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5. Ink Deep says:

   July 2, 2012 at 12:25 pm

   If I ever play in an Artey/Risecore band I’m going to run a competition which does the opposite. If you submit food you get entered in a competition to win something shitty that the band doesn’t need like sunglasses or smelly used shirts. Tour food then gets handled by 14 year olds who live in the suburbs who grabbed crisps and tinned fruits from their cupoard on the way out to your show.

   Brb taking this way too seriously

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   • chololol says:

     July 2, 2012 at 12:30 pm

     Bro, do u even potato chip?!

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     • Ink Deep says:

       July 2, 2012 at 1:08 pm

       Fuarkk I’ve been rumbled as An Euro.

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       • Sergeant D says:

         July 2, 2012 at 1:35 pm

         brb putting my fanny in the boot

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         • Latinoheat!!! says:

           July 2, 2012 at 1:57 pm

           wutta berk!!

           brb heading to the chemist to buy prep aych ointment for this chav bro to use in the loo unless he’s a jerry…

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           • Sergeant D says:

             July 2, 2012 at 2:38 pm

             akshually they pronounce it ‘hayche,’ its v annoying :/

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6. HisGyroIsGone says:

   July 2, 2012 at 1:44 pm

   Inb4 Whitechapel/Whitecastle collab.

   also… Cheesy Grin… Chili Grin… Someone help me out with this

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   • Save Parker says:

     July 2, 2012 at 1:51 pm

     Chelsea Gringo?

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     • chh says:

       July 2, 2012 at 3:12 pm

       something with steaknshake pls

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   • beholdthesharktopus says:

     July 3, 2012 at 7:28 pm

     Taco Bellsea Grin.

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     • IgnorantMosh says:

       July 4, 2012 at 1:49 am

       I actually laughed at Taco Bellsea Grin and Chelsea Gringo way harder then I usually lol at stuff online.

       golf clap

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7. Latinoheat!!! says:

   July 2, 2012 at 2:08 pm

   I can’t wait to visit taco bell this upcoming saturday for my WEEKEND NACHOS!!!

   let the facepalms n lulz commence!!!

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   • Sergeant D says:

     July 2, 2012 at 2:39 pm

     ba dum tiss

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8. yup says:

   July 2, 2012 at 2:31 pm

   1.Get taco
   2.Shred Evolve EP Receipt
   3.Substitute receipt for lettuce on taco
   4.?????
   5. Taco Bell Profit?

   on a side note, anyone liking the refreshing lack of nu-metal on the new CG EP, plus it sounds like The Discovery pt.2 so BACK TARD.

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   • Ink Deep says:

     July 2, 2012 at 2:46 pm

     The clean chorus on Lilith is sweet and the spoken word part sounds like he is pooping a big poop but I’m okay with that because it still sounds good

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     • steez Messiah says:

       July 2, 2012 at 3:29 pm

       Too much melody = FILTH OF GAY. Emmure’s new album is better than this and it’s lackluster.

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       • yup says:

         July 2, 2012 at 4:11 pm

         the melody took some adjusting but i still think the ep is pretty damn heavy

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       • Sergeant D says:

         July 2, 2012 at 4:21 pm

         Too much melody = FILTH OF GAY

         backed so so hard

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     • beholdthesharktopus says:

       July 3, 2012 at 6:46 am

       “Pooping a big poop”
       Dying.

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9. shookon3 says:

   July 2, 2012 at 3:42 pm

   Lilith is kind of gay. Confession brings the mosh tho.

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10. Zoloft says:

    July 2, 2012 at 7:02 pm

    this is really sad

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