Do you ever have that blissful moment where you live your life for stereotypes, then the clouds part and light shines down from the sky and a beautiful moment happens where every douchebag prejudiced thing you believe it is magically validated? Like when I walked into a KFC in a town that had no more than 4 black ppl and there was about 30 that had magically spawned in front of me in line? Or when you make fun of The Story So Far whenever the internet presents via “and to think that ur somebody’s daughtur :((“, and then they get on facebook and literally bestow the White Knight Protection buff (24 hour cooldown) on an entire city? My fellow bros and brahs, I give you… DPCTED APPAREL, update 3.0.4 to your epic-tier White Knight armor set! There’s armor pieces for every class in Tier 14, whether you’ve specialized in Beardo or Beta. They also run all the way up to a whopping 5XL! No level of chub is left out here!
And then I’ll totally kiss your cheek all over as I walk you home and be the best friend you’ve ever had!
You’re right, I love when I pull out my phone to check tumblr and I drop it, and have to sift through rolls of blubber to recover it like my old box of legos
Just because you get anal doesn’t mean u care about her heart!! :’(
I also confess love on the first; you get a package deal!