Stoked to see that our bros in SUISIDE SILENSE are finally starting to get the recognition they deserve. If you are not familiar with this up and coming new band, check out our previous coverage of them and u will understand what the hype is all about!
Also, did she send nudes yet? If not get on that, stat.
Br00tal FRIENDZONE SLAM featuring guest appearances by BIG CHOCOLATE, 7 HORNS 7 EYES, GOLIATH and CITY LIGHTS. Debut EP "NOT ALL GUYS ARE JERKS" out now!
Listen to Sergeant D bullshit with people in your favorite bands, talk shit, and laugh at his ghey voice. New show every week or two, don't sleep on it!
no spelling ability/10 wood not bang
Wood plow into oblivion/10… based on that tiny thumbnail, anyway
On closer inspection, she is a solid 5.5/10
Wood still bang doe
Same- out of my league but wood give it my best shot anyway
Dude, just be super nice to her on facebook and stuff and make really nice comments on all her pictures and reply immediately to her statuses that indicate shes distressed!
That’s what I do, and so far it seems to be working! I have this girl I’ve been talking to for like 6 months now, she calls me whenever she and her boyfriend get into fights, I just know they’re going to break up any minute and after I give her sometime and space I’m going to confess my feelings for her and then we’ll be 2gether4ever!
dat thumbnail deception
don’t forget WHITE CHAPELLE
Arm size appears to be at T-Rex proportion. Would.
Fucking dying. Just checked out the facebook page and discovered “1 Friend
Likes Suiside Silense”. In an entirely unsurprising turn of events, she’s German.
Cant forget o she ah no either!
Rly makes you think about how advanced Descendents were. Intentionally misspelling their name 30+ years ago for the lolz.
U sasid “Arcadia” and that just made me want 2 play Bioshock again :(
made me want to finish FF XII…
Reminded me of a girl I used to know who started a band called ‘Save Arcadia’, not named after the idyllic Greek home of Pan, but after a label from the clothing chain Topshop here in England. Made my classically-trained butt hurt :(
+1
I have never been able to spell that band’s name right ever since coming to this website (srs). I wonder if she’ll ever get into tr00 -core bands like Napalm Depth.
Luvd thair album “Whoremany Cuntrupshun”.
chelsa grain
Unsolicited story time:
I’m friends with a girl who, when she was younger and TLC was putting out their music, thought that the lyrics for the chorus of their song “Waterfalls” was: “Go, go Jason Waterfalls.”
After cry-mute-laughing for a bit, I proceeded to ask her if she had fetal alcohol syndrome and also if Jason Waterfalls was like the lesser known contemporary of Johnny Appleseed; just goin’ round the country, planting this great nation’s waterfalls.
She wasn’t amused.
Why would it EVER be what she thought it was? Did she think TLC was like the black girl Raffi? I’m going to go punch her now.
Donkey-Punch is moar than appropriate given the circumstance.
I have a stereotypical white friend who loved Tupac and would rap the lyrics to California Love as “City of Conscience”
We corrected him years ago and it still hasn’t stopped being funny
Broke Inside
Maybe if I call her pretty on the internet, she’ll go with me to the We Came As Roe Mens show?
Wood ask her to be my date for the Falling in Reserve show, then abandon her as soon as Kat Von D takes me inside her tour bus
Cat Vondy, sooooo obvious.
That feel when no girls will ever ask you to attend a scenecore show with them :c
Winds of Plaque
woah is me
BRB, starting dueling dethcore bands called Cannery Row and The Grapes of Wrath.
Holy shit, why is there so much Steinbeck in hardcore? I live in Salinas and find it hilarious/confusing
Wonder if she lyks Kill switch engaged