
no clue who made this but they have the ability ♥ ded @ ‘my preferred pronouns’

no clue who made this but they have the ability ♥ ded @ ‘my preferred pronouns’
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The “my preferred pronouns” thing is non ironically used startlingly often. Lol at native american muslim though.
My dad’s male to female transgender, but doesn’t really get butthurt when people slip up with their he’s and she’s. It’s kinda aren’t cool, though I’ve met chill trans people who call each other ‘it’ as a joke. I’ve literally never met one person who uses ‘ze’ who wasn’t a cisgender white, doe.
I think everybody on here is totally cool with trans people (via not giving a fuck what other people choose to do with their lives), it’s the ‘social justice’ tumblrfags unsolicited crusading on their behalf that is lulzy and embarrassing.
Everyone on here is good and lovely, and has the ability to realise that joking about stuff among internet bros shows acceptance of it. There are plenty of filth of gay comments but seemingly no homophobia <3
One of the main reasons I can’t stand this ‘social justice tumblr pc patrol’ bullshit is that by making a big deal out of this shit, they actually stand in the way of progress (where progress = a world where people don’t give a shit about your gender, race, etc etc).
THEY are the ones spending all their energy dividing people into various identity groups and pitting them against each other, not ‘society.’
back tard
nobody cares what you are (who matters), so just live free brahs
Havin someone to hate or something to dislike make people feel special no matter what it is/who it is.is the pack mentality – “we share it,the bond is strong,we are right” and the sad part is that they’re helpin the intollerance to grow,cos to be unique inside a pack you must have a strong opinion (better if you force it on someone with a big term you robbed from a dictionary to show how deep u are) and behave like a total asshole
These morons are as fucked up the elitists they hate so much and the best part is THEY DONT EVEN KNOW IT
THEY are the ones spending all their energy dividing people into various identity groups and pitting them against each other, not ‘society.’
While I agree that whiteknights mildly impede progress, I think that society is still very vicious towards certain groups (Proposition 8, anti gay marriage amendment, passed in CALIFORNIA of all places).
Regardless, white knighting minority groups is not only gay as fuck but also accomplishes absolutely nothing for said people. Genuine activism is usually not glamorous, not fun and does not attract much attention, so of course all these self absorbed, attention seeking tumblr fags avoid it. They’re posers.
Pretty much because activism is still perceived like something laughable or transitory like “being young and angry or/and not wise enough to accept things as they are” while it should IMO be something coming out of your education – read : being objective with or against some bullshit going on today,but being objective is for SUCKERS now…Its better to be “special and unique” behavin like a total asshole
on the other hand Porsers = Passive bystanders? yes,somehow we can apply this to ALOT of other people srsly.
sorry for the repetiton bro,it was necessary :(
Which gay foreign accent should be applied when reading ur comments? Plz respond.
the actual ones are like ‘hir’ and ‘ze’, something like that I forget. Rule of thumb, use the pronoun of the sex they’re presenting, you’ll probably get corrected if that’s wrong but less likely to come off like an asshole. It is kind of way mean sounding unless you know them and they cool with it.
But some white girl on tumblr making up her own pronouns cause she’s so special and needs them is hilarious.
I’ve never understood having special pronouns: don’t they just distance genderqueer people further from the rest of society? But I guess that’s what special snowflakes want…
I’m genderqueer (not quite female to male trans, but close), but whatever, I have a biologically female body, just call me a ‘she’. If your biggest problem in life is someone using the wrong pronouns, then you’ve got a pretty fuckin’ sweet deal going.
I guess some people get way into that pronoun shit, but most people just don’t give a shit and can recognize that dumb normies might get a little confused in the situation. There are many more pressing issues to be concerned with.
I’m genderqueer (not quite female to male trans, but close),
Help my understand someone different than myself. Does a statement like this refer just to self identification ( how ones dresses, what they see in the mirror), or does it pertain to the sexual partners one is attracted too….or both or some combination of the two?
Pls respawn
It mostly pertains to self-indentification (my body is female, my mind is male, I have no interest in losing my tits but if I could get a functioning dick I’d be on that shit like white on rice), but my sexual attraction isn’t bothered by sex or gender, just how attractive the person is. However, I know genderqueer people who are only interested in one gender.
Largely, though, genderqueer relates to how a person’s mind (gender) matches up to their body (sex). And I’ll never use ‘cis’ as an insult, I couldn’t give a fuck if someone else is normal, good for them! Cis slurs are for people who can’t deal with their own insecurities.
TL:DR penis envy
Essentially, yes.
Good luck with your becoming a male-oppressor-cisgender-pig goals in 2012!
can’t wait til the day our little girl grows up and joins the patriarchy <3
Feminists hate me so fucking much, it is hilarious.
feminists are no different from a man with a micropenis and, being unable to swing it on your face,they try to shove it down your throat in another different path
GEGEN FEMINISTS!
Oh, krautfag! Nvrmind, question answered. that’s what I thought. From now on I would like all u fggts from Euro-Disney to identify yourselves as such when posting a comment so that I may immediatly disregard your opinion, otherwise I think “it must be a retarded kid who can’t spell & has no experience in the real word”. Thanks in avance.
It’s ok bcz we love you <3
♥ IS THE KEY
You can call everyone bro, man, and refer to them as dudes right?
Thanks to the Patriarchy yeah, pretty much. I pretty much say bro and bitches both gender neutrally and all the time.
Is your dad Genesis P-Orrridge, do u not wear shoes, how is the weather in Petaluma? Pls respond.
I find it hard to believe that this is NOT real, based on my experiences with “students of the arts”.
Classic case, Interior Semiotics, canned soup will never be the same again.
Arts majors, not even once.
This is coming from an asshole with a degree in Music composition. feelsbatman.gif =(
Fucking this, back in college I thought the hyper-liberal whackjob Art Major was just a funny untrue stereotype.
boy was I wrong, seriously one night in the art building there was a guy who was wearing only what i think was a burlap sack.
thought the words were real and just the picture fake til near the end.
hard lol @ “I can’t walk very far”
7 TIMES
Implying anyone would rape this dumb bitch except to make a point anyway.
Never not funny.
Especially when you see one of these on tumblr.
TRIGGER WARNING
i like cake
wow whats your problem im allergic to bread and icing and can never eat cake seriously fuck you ableist scum im so offended.
you forgot the “ugh…” and the “ummmm hello!?”
Posted this on tumblr and was promptly unfollowed by two people. good times!
strong lol @ “can’t walk very far”.
what a shame, i’m sure your dashboard just won’t be the same without their easy-going attitudes and warm senses of humor!
one of them was kinda smashable besides the huge complex about *everything*. other was a WKing dude.
anyway, I didn’t follow them back, seeing this shit all day would make me rageahol too much. no problem with anything on this, but social justice types… urgh.
God its too accurate.
I read her name as Caramel… the fat statements made it moar funny when i read them.
Wats a kyrlarchy? Srs
I find that the more I don’t know about these terms, the happier of a person I am.
Kyrios is lord/master/guardian in Greek, so a situation in which lords/masters/guardians are rulers? (Fuck yeah Catholic upbringing. Kyrie, Kyrie, motherfucker).
Kyrie Irving bout to lead Cleveland to a championship in 2016!
Its like sideways oppression.
The classic patriarchy theory states that the male-illuminati pushes down. Kyriachy states that when they push down, excess force comes out of white women that then pushes downwards on blacks, then onto Latino people and then out sideways causing fat people to fall over and crush non-cis minorities until finally oppressing me.
Holy shit literal lol
A+
Best thing I’ve ever read.
Thought it was real right up until “teal.” It was like someone vented the butthurt exhaust upon finding out it wasn’t serious.
huge lol @ the colour of the text.
I think this womyn raped me in college.
Why is the internet so obsessed with trans people? When did they become the trendy minority to whiteknight and/or say you belong to even though you don’t???
well, its a very small percent of the population, and they go across all cultural boundaries. Because the desire to be the opposite sex is just part of their brain since birth, its easy for a confused teenager to read that and be all like ‘ohh, me too! that’s why I’m different’ when really they aren’t and they’re just a boring cis scumm. Its like when Harry Potter came out and a bunch of kids were like, oh I must be a Wizard, that’s why I’m specialer than everyone else. And then they weren’t.
back in MY day, we just WKed blacks, women, gays, and poors– and that was plenty for us! we didn’t need all these fancy, exotic minority groups that kids these days have to embarrass ourselves by fetishizing otherness- we made do with what we had.
Ever have a whiteknight go off on you for calling a really annoying person “crazy”?
“I think it’s really insensitive and just plain mean to infer that ’cause Lucy forces those sandwiches with flowers and thistles in them on you and calls your house twenty-two times a day that she’s ‘crazy’.”
Funnily enough this same knight o’ white quitely hid his non-PC jokes for times when he felt he was in a “safe space”.
“God, that Mumia’s been dogging me for weeks!”
as usual Guttermouth nailed this topic over a decade ago:
‘that’s like calling a mexican-american a mexican!’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVINn79yUIk
I suppose that in a sense, the fact that idiots on the internet are identifying themselves as trans at least signifies that transsexuality is starting to become more accepted in general. Even if these Tumblr morons are just misguided attention-seekers, it’s a sign that trans is getting into the public consciousness, which is better than no one knowing what it is, as people fear/are sickened by what they don’t understand.
This is kind of true
A casual look at any porn site will inform exactly how massively accepted transsexuality is.
Acceptance comes when you are too far in to tab away on reveal.
All it’s missing is “it’s not my job to educate you!” after she’ll “call you out on your bullshit”
“call you out on your bullshit”
dat colossal sense of self-righteousness and ability to instantly ascend upon the world’s highest horse
raeg/10
That reminds me of when Kony 2012 came out, and there was one girl who called it out for being stupid as fuck like an hour after the video came out. She was shitstormed so hard that she deleted her tumblr that night before the sun came up. It was a colossal circle-jerking witch-hunt
I bet they felt silly when everyone realized it was stupid as fuck like an hour later.
Needs more “deal wit it.”
this
the common refrain of the internet community pc dictator. destroyer of tumblers, ruiner of message boards
and they’re always upper-middle or upper class whites
well if THEY won’t step up to save the poors, blacks, fggts, and all the misc oppressed people who WILL??
and by this i mean the “it’s not my job to educate you line”
in their world everyone else is always wrong, they’ll gladly write a novel telling you just that, but fuck you if you dare ask what it is you did wrong or why it’s wrong
‘ugh, fine– i guess i will begrudgingly go on ad naseum about my unsolicited excessively strong opinions on you and everything you do’
Sarge…are you sure this wasn’t made by ‘not so posi after all’?
no, it totally could have been– if so then my apologies for not realizing it!
I know I’m replying to this super-late, but apparently http://meravie.tumblr.com/ is the one who made it. I know she was around a lot back when jesusismylight was still a thing that rustled many social justice jimmies.
I don’t get the desire to be accepted by main stream society but rejecting it at the same time.
Also I don’t get the butthurt over pronouns. Don’t they realize most people arent trying to be douches but are just not in the know. It’d be like if all girls freaked out over being called miss/mam/ms… Although I did have a professor rage out when someone called him mr. instead of dr.
To be fair, ‘mademoiselle’ has widely gone from usage in France (or signorina in Italy), since it’s sort of unfair to have a word that distinguishes between old and young women when there’s no male equivalent, as it could be seen to be infantilising to the women who get called miss.
I’m not too fussed myself about what I might be called, but ‘mr’ vs. ‘miss/mrs’ does seem a little weighted, in a way that ‘mr’ vs. ‘ms’ isn’t.
I date a girl who turned into one of these over the course of the relationship, I really, really should have seen it coming when she shaved her head.
perhaps a strong indication of being a snowflake/ 10
does posting like 10 pics of the SAME tattoo on facebook count as well?
Whoever made this forgot the obligatory rant about “cis” people (what the fuck is “cis”?)
Means you have the same gender and sex as far as I can tell. Opposite of transgender.
In reality it just means “Perfectly Okay With What Bits Are In Your Pants”.
it just means you’re okay with having whatever you were born with but special snowflakes will call you out for NOT WANTING TO UNDERSTAND THE LIVES OF THE OPPRESSED
Sarge, one time you used the term “spesh snowie” and it was the best ever. Please reintegrate it into your vocabulary, kthnx
askhually i think i stole that from one of the commenters, but i will do my part to bring it back!
Do you think it’ll flip in another 5 years to being rly cool to be extremely proud of your original gender and heterosexuality? I mean we already got like r/MensRights and shit. Will Tearer and Let Life being writing lyrics like “SAY IT LOUD, I GOT A DICK AND I’M PROUD”?
‘tearer’ = mindbottling
also, wood not be at all surprised if Vogel had already said that between songs
“hardcore is not about who has the biggest dick, or the deepest pussy” – Vogel
i bet is about how hard you can get BUTTHURT,so you can write a Terror song LOL
One time I had to tell this lesbian I was hanging out with that “Nobody cares that you like to fuck girls. Seriously. The reason everyone gives you shit is because you’re an obnoxious thin skinned fuck who loves to create problems because you think everyone should be kissing your feet over doing something that you acknowledge comes naturally to you. Nobody gives me a high five for squatting to shit.”
*brought up from memory, may have been less eloquent.
iknowthatfeelbro.jpg
There was this girl i was dating with who was a totally snob – nosed-all-vegan-saviour-type girl and we were drinking beer and all of the sudden when another girl approached me the first question was abouth her lunch,the whole Peta/Barry Horne rant and whatsoever
and at this point i said “Well,its cool to monopolize other people point of view to prove you are the best,u should try to relax a little bit and try to speak more with people rather than preach and underline that you have no social life.Cos nobody will give a fuck about your stupid animals if you PREACH but not listen”
She started yelling after the word “Stupid animals” how strange….I was pointing at her,but she jumped at the conclusion whitout even think about my suggestion…Fuck,wut a waste of time and boobies :(
I got contant buttpain from reading that :(
anyway, I think my gf has the “conversion” strategy figured out pretty well. We live together, but she never gives me shit for eating meat. But she does cook super delicious veggie food for me that I really like. If only all the vegans could have that attitude :(
if all the vegan warriors could have that attitude i’d be vegan ;( srs- but veganism is wrong on my point of view so FTW
Black Foolishness>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>White Foolishness
Praying for you guys.
Ur hate & bigotry have no place here, cisgender pig!
Really? i had my share of black frendz and i have to say i always thought quite the contrary! not racist srs/10
The key is that we are fully self-aware of our foolishness, you guys have no fucking clue to as to the depths of your jackassery. Its kinda sad/frustrating/perplexing.
is devastating really. speaking about a personal experience,i fell in love with a special snowflake type girl and i can say it ruined “my life” for at least 3 years.Lost my job,lost my hair,my self esteem and whatsoever just to run after her moods and i get the joke just after she cheated me.And speaking for guys is pretty much the same – no one seems to have a brain,rather a patchwork of notions,uniforms and shit attitude to prove their point… Now im good with myself but im still in fear to get screwed again by those kind of people so i cannot think of anything but “Too serious? = Not normal,CODE RED! AVOID AVOID AVOID” :( i dont want to live on this planet anymore ,too many fuckheads to deal with
Fuck yes,never get it why so many people act like this….”Oh,i have this and that so i have to be someone,and i have to POST it on internet to made clear AND OFFICIAL NO ONE is like me” = I am another generic hipster faggot with low self esteem trying despratly to provoke envy in other boys/girl to be more proud of how SPECIAL i am.
Shees…if they’re so proud of being themselves robbing notions and every little toy or notions and thoughts from the internet what the fuck they’re doing in internet? OH WAIT
they dont care about anybody opinion on themselves trying to IMPRESS others that way to feel accepted.Special and unique like a case of diarreha
I wanna see dudes, fucking dudes-Vogel (srsly said that)
“if can see me, it means i’m here” – scott vogel
“i need your help singing along to this one. its called don’t need your help.” – scott vogel
“if i were you guys i’d be sitting outside smoking weed rather than be in here.” – scott vogel
“stop talking, there’s no talking at terror shows, only silence. silence and stagedives.” – scott vogel
“this song goes out to our good friend Posi Chris from Champion, it’s called BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU!”
laughed so fucking hard, best post on sywh
I think you all will find this very entertaining and very relevant.
http://social-justice-situations.tumblr.com/
so bbeautiful.
Holy shit all of these are fucking GOLD!!
“‘From your family history and my own examinations of you, it would be wise to lose some weight for the health of your heart.’ Said the doctor.
The proudly obese woman begins to cry at this fatshaming. Then she begins to grow angry and transforms into her otherkin mode, that of a wolf-dragon genderqueer. She/he opens her/his cavernous dragon-wolf jaws and gulps the doctor down whole and alive. Belching politely (thus appropriating Japanese meal etiquette, how white scum of her/him) she/he says to the terrified nurses “Don’t tell an oppressed person how to react to their oppression!”
One of the nurses begins to cry, as he and the doctor had a secret relationship, but they were both only white queers so it doesn’t count as diverse enough, so who cares. Then another nurse tells off the otherkin because eating a human isn’t very vegan.
Then the proudly obese woman realizes she’s been daydreaming and that she would never go to the doctor, she knows all 300 pounds of her are healthy, what need would she have for some cis doctor.”
this blog has the ability.
Also this: http://childrenwithprivilege.tumblr.com/
amazing
“The tumblr blogger stares ahead. She’s probably been triggered or something, or talking herself into thinking she’s been triggered.”
priceless
self-buttdevastation
Takes years to overcome.
http://i.qkme.me/3qg7ij.jpg
“Oh, krautfag! Nvrmind, question answered. that’s what I thought. From now on I would like all u fggts from Euro-Disney to identify yourselves as such when posting a comment so that I may immediatly disregard your opinion, otherwise I think “it must be a retarded kid who can’t spell & has no experience in the real word”. Thanks in avance.”
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR JUST STRIVING FOR INTERNET ATTENTION ;P and im not even from krautland btw,i was a bit high dududuh
Wh/S-He am a queer plain-potato-chip-to-DORITOS® JACKED™ Smoky Chipotle BBQ Flavored Tortilla Chip trans* disabled Gardnerian-Wiccan vegan asexual PoC otherkin & will NOT be oppressed by your patriarchal Troll-shaming. Our triggers are Euros who can’t spell/punctuate/capitalize properly. There is no excuse for sounding liek an euro TruScum fascist cishuman oppressor word-rapist!!!
successful troll is successful,want a cookie?
Only if the cookie is:
Vegan cruelty-free.
Contains no nuts or seeds.
Is gluten-free
is made from fair-trade ingredients harvested from Gaia using sustainable techniques that do not exploit otherkins.
Is not in a shape that is offensive/trigger to any being mimicking their consumption by a another.
Has no artificial colors or flavors (hint: dirt/moss/kelp or carob/afterbirth is my fav flavor).
Yes, by all means bring cookies down to us @ the Womyns* peace & justice center.
tryn too hard bro,yawn
Winnersneverquit
http://fuckyeahsocialjusticesally.tumblr.com/
funny as shit!
over socially aware feminists needs more dick sauce than books internet access and low self esteem
btw…ROFLMAO
I don’t know if anyone will see this but I’ve stumbled across a goldmine for the inverted boner affliction.
Hairypitsclub.tumblr.com
Just read the captions on the pics and it will tell you exactly what special fnow slake syndrome does to people :(
This entire comment thread is very triggering.
Sending u an card of apology on behalf of everyone nao…