In case you weren’t clear what SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE SYNDROME is

no clue who made this but they have the ability ♥ ded @ ‘my preferred pronouns’

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129 Responses to In case you weren’t clear what SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE SYNDROME is

  1. Void Eater says:

    The “my preferred pronouns” thing is non ironically used startlingly often. Lol at native american muslim though.

    • lol im so zany :3 says:

      My dad’s male to female transgender, but doesn’t really get butthurt when people slip up with their he’s and she’s. It’s kinda aren’t cool, though I’ve met chill trans people who call each other ‘it’ as a joke. I’ve literally never met one person who uses ‘ze’ who wasn’t a cisgender white, doe.

      • Sergeant D says:

        I think everybody on here is totally cool with trans people (via not giving a fuck what other people choose to do with their lives), it’s the ‘social justice’ tumblrfags unsolicited crusading on their behalf that is lulzy and embarrassing.

        • lol im so zany :3 says:

          Everyone on here is good and lovely, and has the ability to realise that joking about stuff among internet bros shows acceptance of it. There are plenty of filth of gay comments but seemingly no homophobia <3

          • Sergeant D says:

            One of the main reasons I can’t stand this ‘social justice tumblr pc patrol’ bullshit is that by making a big deal out of this shit, they actually stand in the way of progress (where progress = a world where people don’t give a shit about your gender, race, etc etc).

            THEY are the ones spending all their energy dividing people into various identity groups and pitting them against each other, not ‘society.’

            • Adward says:

              back tard

              nobody cares what you are (who matters), so just live free brahs

            • frankzilla says:

              Havin someone to hate or something to dislike make people feel special no matter what it is/who it is.is the pack mentality – “we share it,the bond is strong,we are right” and the sad part is that they’re helpin the intollerance to grow,cos to be unique inside a pack you must have a strong opinion (better if you force it on someone with a big term you robbed from a dictionary to show how deep u are) and behave like a total asshole
              These morons are as fucked up the elitists they hate so much and the best part is THEY DONT EVEN KNOW IT

            • TLDR says:

              THEY are the ones spending all their energy dividing people into various identity groups and pitting them against each other, not ‘society.’

              While I agree that whiteknights mildly impede progress, I think that society is still very vicious towards certain groups (Proposition 8, anti gay marriage amendment, passed in CALIFORNIA of all places).

              Regardless, white knighting minority groups is not only gay as fuck but also accomplishes absolutely nothing for said people. Genuine activism is usually not glamorous, not fun and does not attract much attention, so of course all these self absorbed, attention seeking tumblr fags avoid it. They’re posers.

      • Save Parker says:

        the actual ones are like ‘hir’ and ‘ze’, something like that I forget. Rule of thumb, use the pronoun of the sex they’re presenting, you’ll probably get corrected if that’s wrong but less likely to come off like an asshole. It is kind of way mean sounding unless you know them and they cool with it.

        But some white girl on tumblr making up her own pronouns cause she’s so special and needs them is hilarious.

        • Alexi says:

          I’ve never understood having special pronouns: don’t they just distance genderqueer people further from the rest of society? But I guess that’s what special snowflakes want…

          I’m genderqueer (not quite female to male trans, but close), but whatever, I have a biologically female body, just call me a ‘she’. If your biggest problem in life is someone using the wrong pronouns, then you’ve got a pretty fuckin’ sweet deal going.

        • Wang of thunder says:

          You can call everyone bro, man, and refer to them as dudes right?

      • Is your dad Genesis P-Orrridge, do u not wear shoes, how is the weather in Petaluma? Pls respond.

  2. I find it hard to believe that this is NOT real, based on my experiences with “students of the arts”.

    • Lionel Richie says:

      Classic case, Interior Semiotics, canned soup will never be the same again.

      • Autodidact says:

        Arts majors, not even once.

        This is coming from an asshole with a degree in Music composition. feelsbatman.gif =(

        • Mr. u Suk says:

          Fucking this, back in college I thought the hyper-liberal whackjob Art Major was just a funny untrue stereotype.

          boy was I wrong, seriously one night in the art building there was a guy who was wearing only what i think was a burlap sack.

  3. Save Parker says:

    thought the words were real and just the picture fake til near the end.

  4. C.Ninja says:

    hard lol @ “I can’t walk very far”

  5. DROP Z says:

    7 TIMES

  6. Open Window Maniac says:

    Never not funny.
    Especially when you see one of these on tumblr.

  7. lord infamous says:

    TRIGGER WARNING

    i like cake

  8. Adward says:

    Posted this on tumblr and was promptly unfollowed by two people. good times!

    strong lol @ “can’t walk very far”.

    • Sergeant D says:

      what a shame, i’m sure your dashboard just won’t be the same without their easy-going attitudes and warm senses of humor!

      • Adward says:

        one of them was kinda smashable besides the huge complex about *everything*. other was a WKing dude.

        anyway, I didn’t follow them back, seeing this shit all day would make me rageahol too much. no problem with anything on this, but social justice types… urgh.

  9. Limbface says:

    God its too accurate.

  10. Haystack says:

    I read her name as Caramel… the fat statements made it moar funny when i read them.

  11. Jm6g90 says:

    Wats a kyrlarchy? Srs

  12. Midas Welby says:

    Thought it was real right up until “teal.” It was like someone vented the butthurt exhaust upon finding out it wasn’t serious.

  13. Sandy Duncan's Glass Eye says:

    I think this womyn raped me in college.

  14. Trey Azagthoth's Quake III Clan says:

    Why is the internet so obsessed with trans people? When did they become the trendy minority to whiteknight and/or say you belong to even though you don’t???

    • Save Parker says:

      well, its a very small percent of the population, and they go across all cultural boundaries. Because the desire to be the opposite sex is just part of their brain since birth, its easy for a confused teenager to read that and be all like ‘ohh, me too! that’s why I’m different’ when really they aren’t and they’re just a boring cis scumm. Its like when Harry Potter came out and a bunch of kids were like, oh I must be a Wizard, that’s why I’m specialer than everyone else. And then they weren’t.

      • Sergeant D says:

        back in MY day, we just WKed blacks, women, gays, and poors– and that was plenty for us! we didn’t need all these fancy, exotic minority groups that kids these days have to embarrass ourselves by fetishizing otherness- we made do with what we had.

        • CallPastorJerkface says:

          Ever have a whiteknight go off on you for calling a really annoying person “crazy”?

          “I think it’s really insensitive and just plain mean to infer that ’cause Lucy forces those sandwiches with flowers and thistles in them on you and calls your house twenty-two times a day that she’s ‘crazy’.”

          Funnily enough this same knight o’ white quitely hid his non-PC jokes for times when he felt he was in a “safe space”.

          “God, that Mumia’s been dogging me for weeks!”

    • lol im so zany :3 says:

      I suppose that in a sense, the fact that idiots on the internet are identifying themselves as trans at least signifies that transsexuality is starting to become more accepted in general. Even if these Tumblr morons are just misguided attention-seekers, it’s a sign that trans is getting into the public consciousness, which is better than no one knowing what it is, as people fear/are sickened by what they don’t understand.

  15. Buck Russell says:

    All it’s missing is “it’s not my job to educate you!” after she’ll “call you out on your bullshit”

    • Sergeant D says:

      “call you out on your bullshit”

      dat colossal sense of self-righteousness and ability to instantly ascend upon the world’s highest horse

      raeg/10

      • That reminds me of when Kony 2012 came out, and there was one girl who called it out for being stupid as fuck like an hour after the video came out. She was shitstormed so hard that she deleted her tumblr that night before the sun came up. It was a colossal circle-jerking witch-hunt

    • Midas Welby says:

      Needs more “deal wit it.”

    • richard brunelle says:

      this

      the common refrain of the internet community pc dictator. destroyer of tumblers, ruiner of message boards

      and they’re always upper-middle or upper class whites

      • Sergeant D says:

        well if THEY won’t step up to save the poors, blacks, fggts, and all the misc oppressed people who WILL??

      • richard brunelle says:

        and by this i mean the “it’s not my job to educate you line”

        in their world everyone else is always wrong, they’ll gladly write a novel telling you just that, but fuck you if you dare ask what it is you did wrong or why it’s wrong

  16. ge5undhe17 says:

    Sarge…are you sure this wasn’t made by ‘not so posi after all’?

  17. Notderek says:

    I don’t get the desire to be accepted by main stream society but rejecting it at the same time.

    Also I don’t get the butthurt over pronouns. Don’t they realize most people arent trying to be douches but are just not in the know. It’d be like if all girls freaked out over being called miss/mam/ms… Although I did have a professor rage out when someone called him mr. instead of dr.

    • lol im so zany :3 says:

      To be fair, ‘mademoiselle’ has widely gone from usage in France (or signorina in Italy), since it’s sort of unfair to have a word that distinguishes between old and young women when there’s no male equivalent, as it could be seen to be infantilising to the women who get called miss.

      I’m not too fussed myself about what I might be called, but ‘mr’ vs. ‘miss/mrs’ does seem a little weighted, in a way that ‘mr’ vs. ‘ms’ isn’t.

  18. Grundel Bum says:

    I date a girl who turned into one of these over the course of the relationship, I really, really should have seen it coming when she shaved her head.

  19. kmfcm says:

    Whoever made this forgot the obligatory rant about “cis” people (what the fuck is “cis”?)

  20. CoriolANUS says:

    Sarge, one time you used the term “spesh snowie” and it was the best ever. Please reintegrate it into your vocabulary, kthnx

  21. Warfuck McSlatejaw says:

    Do you think it’ll flip in another 5 years to being rly cool to be extremely proud of your original gender and heterosexuality? I mean we already got like r/MensRights and shit. Will Tearer and Let Life being writing lyrics like “SAY IT LOUD, I GOT A DICK AND I’M PROUD”?

  22. inb4skillz says:

    One time I had to tell this lesbian I was hanging out with that “Nobody cares that you like to fuck girls. Seriously. The reason everyone gives you shit is because you’re an obnoxious thin skinned fuck who loves to create problems because you think everyone should be kissing your feet over doing something that you acknowledge comes naturally to you. Nobody gives me a high five for squatting to shit.”

    • inb4skillz says:

      *brought up from memory, may have been less eloquent.

      • frankzilla says:

        iknowthatfeelbro.jpg

        There was this girl i was dating with who was a totally snob – nosed-all-vegan-saviour-type girl and we were drinking beer and all of the sudden when another girl approached me the first question was abouth her lunch,the whole Peta/Barry Horne rant and whatsoever
        and at this point i said “Well,its cool to monopolize other people point of view to prove you are the best,u should try to relax a little bit and try to speak more with people rather than preach and underline that you have no social life.Cos nobody will give a fuck about your stupid animals if you PREACH but not listen”
        She started yelling after the word “Stupid animals” how strange….I was pointing at her,but she jumped at the conclusion whitout even think about my suggestion…Fuck,wut a waste of time and boobies :(

        • I got contant buttpain from reading that :(

          anyway, I think my gf has the “conversion” strategy figured out pretty well. We live together, but she never gives me shit for eating meat. But she does cook super delicious veggie food for me that I really like. If only all the vegans could have that attitude :(

          • frankzilla says:

            if all the vegan warriors could have that attitude i’d be vegan ;( srs- but veganism is wrong on my point of view so FTW

  23. VyceVictus says:

    Black Foolishness>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>White Foolishness
    Praying for you guys.

    • Ur hate & bigotry have no place here, cisgender pig!

    • frankzilla says:

      Really? i had my share of black frendz and i have to say i always thought quite the contrary! not racist srs/10

      • VyceVictus says:

        The key is that we are fully self-aware of our foolishness, you guys have no fucking clue to as to the depths of your jackassery. Its kinda sad/frustrating/perplexing.

        • frankzilla says:

          is devastating really. speaking about a personal experience,i fell in love with a special snowflake type girl and i can say it ruined “my life” for at least 3 years.Lost my job,lost my hair,my self esteem and whatsoever just to run after her moods and i get the joke just after she cheated me.And speaking for guys is pretty much the same – no one seems to have a brain,rather a patchwork of notions,uniforms and shit attitude to prove their point… Now im good with myself but im still in fear to get screwed again by those kind of people so i cannot think of anything but “Too serious? = Not normal,CODE RED! AVOID AVOID AVOID” :( i dont want to live on this planet anymore ,too many fuckheads to deal with

  24. frankzilla says:

    Fuck yes,never get it why so many people act like this….”Oh,i have this and that so i have to be someone,and i have to POST it on internet to made clear AND OFFICIAL NO ONE is like me” = I am another generic hipster faggot with low self esteem trying despratly to provoke envy in other boys/girl to be more proud of how SPECIAL i am.
    Shees…if they’re so proud of being themselves robbing notions and every little toy or notions and thoughts from the internet what the fuck they’re doing in internet? OH WAIT
    they dont care about anybody opinion on themselves trying to IMPRESS others that way to feel accepted.Special and unique like a case of diarreha

  25. Iwannawatchyousuckhisdick says:

    I wanna see dudes, fucking dudes-Vogel (srsly said that)

  26. Z(y)oloft says:

    laughed so fucking hard, best post on sywh

  27. somerandomfucker says:

    I think you all will find this very entertaining and very relevant.

    http://social-justice-situations.tumblr.com/

      • Limbface says:

        Holy shit all of these are fucking GOLD!!

        • Limbface says:

          “‘From your family history and my own examinations of you, it would be wise to lose some weight for the health of your heart.’ Said the doctor.

          The proudly obese woman begins to cry at this fatshaming. Then she begins to grow angry and transforms into her otherkin mode, that of a wolf-dragon genderqueer. She/he opens her/his cavernous dragon-wolf jaws and gulps the doctor down whole and alive. Belching politely (thus appropriating Japanese meal etiquette, how white scum of her/him) she/he says to the terrified nurses “Don’t tell an oppressed person how to react to their oppression!”

          One of the nurses begins to cry, as he and the doctor had a secret relationship, but they were both only white queers so it doesn’t count as diverse enough, so who cares. Then another nurse tells off the otherkin because eating a human isn’t very vegan.

          Then the proudly obese woman realizes she’s been daydreaming and that she would never go to the doctor, she knows all 300 pounds of her are healthy, what need would she have for some cis doctor.”

          this blog has the ability.

    • yup says:

      “The tumblr blogger stares ahead. She’s probably been triggered or something, or talking herself into thinking she’s been triggered.”

      priceless

  28. Lionel Richie says:

    I don’t know if anyone will see this but I’ve stumbled across a goldmine for the inverted boner affliction.

    Hairypitsclub.tumblr.com

    Just read the captions on the pics and it will tell you exactly what special fnow slake syndrome does to people :(

  29. 7DRR says:

    This entire comment thread is very triggering.

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