There’s no Canada like French Canada!
Notable French Canadian mélodiemosheurs OBEY THE BRAVE have just dropped their new album, YOUNG BLOOD. You may remember them from older SYWH posts documenting their affinity for stomping on sidewalks, or maybe that some of the dudes used to be in one of the best deathcore bands evar, Despised Icon. Apparently it seems they are also fond of white foolishness, as evidenced by their new official video for “It Starts Today”:
The video opens with them driving their parents’ Audis through some picturesque countryside, no doubt inhabited by poors and whatever the French Canadian version of rednecks are. Lets call them Quebecnecks. It seems the dudes have embarked on one of those designer “volunteer farming” working holidays that rich PC faggots do when they rly want to “connect with the poors”, in order to offset ~65 tonnes of White Guilt from their carbon footprint. I am not sure which travel agency they used to book this trip, but it seems they get to indulge in wonderful relaxing “back to nature” countryside experiences such as swinging axes, playing guitars and doing wiggerish arm movements.
I believe that these dudes are innovators in the world of farming technology. I am pretty sure that no studies have been done to ascertain what effect large doses of melodic hardcore has on wheat crops, but I’m guessing DAT BREAKDOWN at 1:32 provided much needed aeration to the soil, and hopefully this new farming technique will catch on.
DTF: Down To Farm!
Personally, I think this video is a breath of fresh country air into the somewhat stale and slightly overused “grassy field” music video trope. Hit up OTB on their facebook and get their opinions on crucial FARM MOSH! Go grab their album because it’s heavy as fuck and also has cool melodichords and fun fast bits to jog on the spot to!!
chortle @ “mélodiemosheurs”
good to see a guest writer who doesn’t stray into tldr territory. sarge hardly ever writes long ones, don’t know why the others do.
Yeah I have been struggling to read all the way through some of the longer ones too… Still good stuff though!
A couple of my old posts from ages ago were kinda long-ish, but I wrote this one an hour before i posted it, so short and sweet.
i feel like a lot of the times the op is the intro to the topic, which raises some questions. in depth analysis occurs then in the comments section.
For whatever reason, people who are new to writing tend to go on too long. You wouldn’t think so, but it’s actually harder to write short, concise stuff than it is to go on forever ‘just to make sure you cover all the bases.’
write when drunk, edit when sober
-CHIEF KEEF
+1
this is how I use the facebook lol
Thanks very much, will keep this in mind when trying to submit a post (srs)
I really feel like this comment clarified a lot of questions I would otherwise have bothered you with
quebecnecks looooool
also, thought this song was miles ahead of the one in the first video they put out
When I lived in Ottawa, Ontario (which is right across the border from Quebec), we used to say we were going to “Quebexico” whenever we went over to party. Gatineau is to Ottawa as Tijuana is to San Diego.
is this new misery signals? that voxist crackin me up. slight lol/10
I like to think of them like this:
“What would happen if The Ghost Incide got trapped in a cabin in Canada and could only watch rap videos on VHS for 6 months”
golden brah
Mirin the air max 90s of the singer bro
See, that’s how you use a breakdown. Its not too long as to get boring, it doesn’t interrupt the flow of the song, it has a minute and a half of buildup before being released, just works good all around.
#realmusic
Real recognize real
FLOMO de-activated.
FLOMO CAN NEVER BE DEACTIVATED!
As resident SYWH person living in Québéc, I feel the need to post my bro`s band comprising french people. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LdPB1r6LxM&feature=plcp
Wow, took me like 5 min. to find a d/l link that worked. At this point I don’t even think it’s sporting of me to comment on the video. Non-sarcastic liking of this post, as u said, “short and sweet”, perfect.
Did the lead singer shave his eyebrows? Jus Syn..
Eww French Canada
Definitely feeling this. Strong song, strong post!
My god these atthegatescore riffs(srsly though,can’t really make a difference between melodic hardcore and regular meat and potatoes metalcore).Anyone care to explain?
I guess this is kinda splitting hairs; but technically this is melodic metalcore, strict tr00 IHN approved melodic hardcore has less breakdowns, less eurocore riffs, and less fun.
No whiny singing-Not Metalcore :D
(10x)
I always thought the difference between metalcore and melodic hardcore is that melodic hardcore bands have like whinier out of breath screams thrown in to make it seem like they’re really “FEELING” what they say, and metalcore just has whiny clean vocals.
Yeah metalcore often involves risecore-ish clean singing and structured choruses, melodic hardcore is literally what the name suggests
Terror with melodic riffs = melodic hardcore
Metalcore = risecore faggotry
difference is pretty clear, really
poor woodcutting form, he’s going to hurt his back trying to use an axe that way. That’s just plain reckless
#YOLO
throwing out my back and not helping out with chores for the rest of the week due to lower back soreness bc #yolo
‘mirin the wireless mic being switched on in the night time shots.
It’s the attention to performance vid details that prove to be winners.
Many a mosh-bro can learn from vox-dude’s actions.
Obey The Brave do not always exit the vehicle, but when they do, they do so verrry slowwly – and with a certain panache, don’t you think?
video thumbnail
look at it
I’m from Nebraska and I’m disappointed we have no farm mosh. :(
Legit laughed my ass of at “mélodiemosheurs” and “Quebecknecks”.
in Quebec they would say it like “ayyyyy, melo-DIE mosh-SHEUR!” (the extra emphasis on the wrong syllables is very important)
‘matt yews, i am not impress by your per-for-MANCE’
Isn’t this the guy from Despised Icon?
maybe that some of the dudes used to be in one of the best deathcore bands evar, Despised Icon
reading the post, how does it work
and even then, its ONE dude used to be in di.
ordered the album yesterday. i wouldnt be listening to otb if it wasnt for alex doe.
Should be moshin…but this OuiOuiCore is leaving my polyps rough and tender :(
Though attempt to get John Deere as a sponsor is p genius
Whoever directs and films their music videos is super solid, some of the nicest videos as far as cookie cutter generic videos go
‘you are the picasso of interchangeable shovelware videos with no identity.’
did i miss the stomp in this one?
DTF = DOWN TO FARM
ded
A+ post would read again. Thought your longer posts were good too, never bad to have variety in length. Plz don’t get discouraged from doing more long ones (srs)
Exquisite bruh.
Is the fact that thier initials are OTB cosmic coincidence or brilliant parlance of their terminal wiggerocity?? SYWH reports, you decide.
(Also, strong guest posts once again. Nigga gotta keep his writin game up for my next post cus yall muhfuckas bringing it no joke)
Is the fact that thier initials are OTB cosmic coincidence or brilliant parlance of their terminal wiggerocity
if they name their next release ‘THE DWB EP’ then we will know it is definitely #2
Farms Way did it best
Lolololol A++
Classic case of comment > OP
ONLY FARMS WAY IS TRUE YARDCORE.
NO SODS, NO HARVESTS
The fact that Alex is in a supersrsmelodycore band now, but still dresses like a 17 year old bro from Santa Cruz , complete with wiggerish arm movements (lets call them WAMs), never fails to make me smile.
someone shood do a post on WAMs!! wood read n then critique/10
wiggerish arm movements always puts a smile on my face too =D
you can never have too much WAMs….
Looks like Canada has his own Parkway Drive now.
Is the Audi supposed to showcase financial wealth? Being an eurosnob, i have no idea, so pls respond.
The cars have Ontario plates. I can tell by the number of characters and by the fact that there are front plates. In Quebec we only have back plates.
This likely means that the cars were rented by the director or by the record company.
Maybe they wanted to seem like rich Ontarians who wanted to experience life as a poor Québécois??
“Let’s drive Dad’s Audis down to visit the Québécnecks and do some farm mosh!”
“Yeah man, I’m DTF ay”
MIRIN’ dat aeration to the soil via breakdown technique… will pass on word of mouth..
tell me somebody checked the pH level on the soils!!!
wood grow medicinal weed or be a farming fag if I had no fux to give n wanted to live w/ frenchy hockey lovin’ canadian bacon munchers/10
As someone who has spent time chopping wood, totally not ‘miring that poor form when he’s swinging his axe.
the singer needs to buy himself some shoulders!! All i could see was those “big” arms ending directly in his neck…
lower dem audis bruhhhh