THE BADDEST PAGE ON FACEBOOK

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeaaaaaaaaah she bad
wassup girrrl A+

AYO, so I found this page on facebook cause one of my lesbian friends liked the above picture, and gotdamn if its not the best page in Facebook history. They got like 1000 pictures of some girls that are seriously BAD. Everyone has the text “LIKE THIS IF YOU THINK SHE BAD ♥” or something similar like ‘LIKE THIS IF YOU LOVE LATINAS <3′ and if I was bein honest my friend’s feed would be flooded with these ridiculously baaaaaad girls. And also I really love Latinas. So here’s a few highlights cause there are seriously sooooo many A+ ladies on here it takes a lot to look through (top girl is still the best I’d say wassup lemme holla I got money):

wasssssup gurrrrl, how you get yo titties so round? dey beutiful

Like where do they even find these girls, she is like perfect like what the fuck. This is the type of girl that I’ll see at college maybe once every two months. So hot, so dressed up, so ready to make bad decisions. And then I look back and she’s either surrounded by like forty dudes or gone like some kinda of hot mirage of unlikely body proportions and cute face combinations that won’t last past 27. Definitely baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad A+

she must be too bad to function

This is the type of girl I’d see in public then pass out and wake up in a daze four hours later with a cold hot dog and my new shoes stolen. And I’d still only be upset about not getting to holla at her even tho she definitely has a boyfriend and a couple dudes on the side and way too short an attention span and I’d have to meet her in a club while wearing a rented $10,000 suit that I got in my brother’s name and he doesn’t even know I already ruined it and fled to Mexico. But I’d get to brush pass her or something. A+

baaad baaaad baaaaaaad girllll

Clearly, this girl ridiculous. I don’t know what it is about fly Asian girls and hats, but that shit gets me everytime. This girl is topped by another Asian girl with a Bulls hat that I can’t find but probably saved on my desktop somewhere. Maybe that’s why I love girls in basketball jerseys/shorts too…. but anyway, I would kill so many terrorists and innocent villagers to come back home to this, daaaaaaaaamn. A+

alright gurl, you bad, you bad

This one was summed up perfectly by a comment:

You got a way with words Chris. B for you, for her A+

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Maybe its the angle, maybe its the fact that I have no idea what race she is which can only mean she’s hot, maybe its that wild hair that make her look like she a freak, but this girl is baaaaaaaad. She’s bad. Really really bad. And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again she’s bad. A+

GOD BLESS AMERICA

USA USA USA USA USA+

She is probably the reason I’m really into that fake red hair on white girls and latinas. I love that shit.

They even showed love to my girl Ariana, that’s wassup. When she’s a huge pop star being exploited for her hotness and making sexy club jams to huge profits, I’ll be there saying I told you so, quietly bumping her debut 50′s pop chill vibe cute innocent album that hasn’t even dropped yet… A+

Here’s that fake red hair, looove it, you bad girl wassup

Like this girl, who could be Ariana’s coked up older sister. Or her future self if she goes down the Amy Winehouse, I mean they are on the same label. All I knows is that I would do hard drugs with this girl, she baaaaaaad. A+

Wasssssssup girrrrrl how you doin lemme treat u right

This girl reminds me a little bit of Beyonce, which is like the finest compliment I can give because Beyonce is a fucking Goddess. Willing to bet she can’t sing for shit and no one way is she gonna be as sweet as Beyonce’s public persona at least, but being at least similar to Beyonce’s looks means she is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. This is like as far from the wifeable type as you can, this girl straight up a mistress and shit. She is probably get paid high dollars to get with some $$ rich$$ mothafuckas. get it girrrrrrrrrrl A+

This girl sooo bad it hurts my brain. how do you do that. how do you look like that it doesn’t even make sense. I don’t know if she’s white or asian or mixed but its probably mixed because those proportions shouldn’t exist in nature. hoping photoshop or surgery is behind this, cause if not she is just too bad to be true. Guessing there is a small window to smash before she turns into a whale too, you can’t look like this forever. But for now, A+

They also post dumb pictures of not hot girls, which for some reason are hilarious to me. Ya’ll need to get your facebook game up and like this page:

THE BADDEST FEMALES
THE BADDEST FEMALES

THE BADDEST FEMALES

THE BADDEST FEMALES

THE BADDEST FEMALES

THE BADDEST FEMALES
THE BADDEST FEMALES
THE BADDEST FEMALES

Tell em Stuff You Will Hate sent you and that they are lovely and good and we love them. Its gonna be your new favorite part of the internet, guranatee it. DEUCES

About Save Parker

I used to be in some band, now I'm in a rap crew. Catch at me your college campus playin basketball and chillin with mixed race broads.
This entry was posted in awesome shit, bishes, hot bishes, hot chicks, OTWs, slutty behavior and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

56 Responses to THE BADDEST PAGE ON FACEBOOK

  1. TLDR says:

    Must give this post props for its undeniable content, but I’ve seen most of these girls on r/nsfw like years ago. haha. I’m p sure 1-2 of these have nude sets you might find if you do a subreddit search. I could be wrong tho.

    OMG so glad to know I wasn’t the only weirdo into girls (espesh latinas) with fake red hair. My ex died her hair red a couple of years after we broke up, and gave me the sellers remorse :(

  2. Azmak says:

    The blasian chick in glasses is/was a tumblrslut called LoveLoveTenshi.

  3. K10 says:

    TOLO might be my favorite acronym of all-time

    • Latinoheat!!! says:

      Same here man!! will blurt it out at the next frat bar on the westside i go to just so i can be the kool kid n shit… hehe

  4. Void Eater says:

    The third bish=wood get assraped by uncel dolan to accidently have her hair hit my face as I’m walking down the sidewalk in a busy city on a windy day.

  5. Latinoheat!!! says:

    but GODDAMN these are fine bishes….

    My fav is the second one parker boy cuz you can get the latina smilin’ (via me being a proud sellout n shit) and i can get her hot tall Speshie Snowie white girl BFF takin’ the pic!!!

    also backing you hard for dat fake ass red hair fetish… i boned a redheaded ex coworker back when i used to work at the mall lolz verizon wireless kiosks always have these slutty hot red heads hehe

    i give this post 5 out of 5 unnecessary pregnancies/children!!!

    • Watt Par says:

      5 out of 5 pro-life-until-pregnant-in-college-hoez

    • Midas Welby says:

      Do the Verizon booths have a dress code where the girls always have to wear totally enclosed shoes? There are some fine girlz at the one in my mall but they never wear flip flops so I can’t give a full appraisal. Creepy foot guy signing off.

  6. Mr. u Suk says:

    Easily in contention for favorite SYWH post ever

    brb gonna do a 2nd run though of this post and drink every time “bad” or “A+” is said until I’m drunk enough to believe these women exist in my area

    • The Dude says:

      you click “FIND LONELY SINGLES IN YOUR AREA” and it brings you to a map. the map zooms in on your apartment. you’re the only one. wow

      • Mr. u Suk says:

        I’m sure there’s lonely singles in my area but I live near the nations capital for grose artsy white women, I need sunglasses to survive the paleness out there. Need dat OTW :(

  7. This article really makes me want to get the fuck out there and holla at ladies. Especially cuz Richmond got them halfblack girls on lock.

  8. Autodidact says:

    It is 10:45pm in OC. I am winding down from a long day of work and school. I finish off my homework and decide to browse the internet. I go to SYWH and I see this post. I am on no-fap.

    I lost no-fap =(

    btw y u no Angie Varona?

    • Suave Parking says:

      They posted her once, but I felt like she was too common knowledge to include. I mean, come on, Angie is an internet hot girl legend by now.

  9. nu♘♘tej says:

    RIGHT-CLICK, SAVE IMAGE AS, TO INFINITY…

  10. Walker says:

    *me in law library*: “Oh I wonder if my fav blog SYWH has new content?” *open SYWH, scroll down half a page- slam laptop shut*

  11. Kvlt times Kvlt measvres says:

    I just got really depressed. Instinctual beta-ness triumphs again.

  12. Chillin' says:

    brb getting my head checked because I just know I made this post up or I’m dreaming or some shit, ‘cuz there’s no way these fucking heavenly blessed beauties exist. It’s just not possible to be that hot. Right? RIGHT??!

  13. Octahedron says:

    brb cryign tears of bjoy out of my cock if u know what i mean ;))))))))

  14. Zoloft says:

    wood just stare at them saying “UUUUUI MAAMMMI” all day long/10

  15. Sergeant D says:

    I’d get to brush pass her or something

    ded

  16. Feathered_Derpent says:

    First pic is like my dream women omg jesus grab the holy waater

  17. Yesthisisjaime says:

    This post has me speaking like a wigga inside my head, back to the topic, ALL THOSE BITCHES ARE BAD and I just searched that LoveLoveTenshi tumblrslut and DAYMMMMMMM.

  18. Joe Kroger says:

    I prefer the facebook page called ‘Insanely Hot Women’. There’s awesome pictures there. Many that I’d never seen.

  19. Jason says:

    Holy fuck! If I saw one these girls at a club, I would beg them to spit in my drink!

  20. meer says:

    these girls are BAAAAAD and you should feel BAAAAD

  21. zunathustra says:

    holy crap this post is so ignorant i love it

    also last pic reminded me of this internet classic
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM
    GET MONEY + GET PAID

  22. cougar party says:

    I have seen heaven. It is good and lovely.

  23. Dope says:

    Thank you based god

  24. MooseJoose says:

    Brightened my day Parker, thanx brah.

  25. rooiner says:

    First pic is a transsexual porn star

  26. tommy t says:

    one of the best posts ever, so in love.

  27. Codelus says:

    omg srsly d do u proof read dis shit wat has this site come to omfg

    but srsly dough, god damn my word ily parker <333333 best post 2012

  28. TWO STACKS says:

    ELBOWS ARE TOO SHARP IMO

  29. Negrodamus says:

    I’m drunk and sleep and finna was tryin to fall sleep but now cum is drippin from all my body holes when I see that first bish bruh like how even can ya finna be born that goood my loins are aflame like what bruh how even get that hot bruh man wut bro…serious

  30. Save Parker says:

    This page just got deleted, let us all bow our heads in a moments of silence for an amazing page that served the internet well :’(

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>