For anyone who was not a 14 year-old girl in 2008 and may have slept on them, Billy Ray Cyrus’ son Trace Cyrus sang for a band called METRO STATION, who played p sweet neon pop and had some legit hits like ‘Shake It‘ and ‘California.’ But they broke up, and now Trace has a new band called ASHLAND HIGH that pretty sounds the same, only with lyrics that are about drugs, partying, and banging girls (in b4 T-MILLS sues him for swaggerjacking).
The video opens with Trace kicking it at his house, probably just trying to chill on the couch and recharge his batteries after a week of doing hella industry shit. Then he very conspicuously pops a few pills and smokes a joint bc #yolo. This part makes me feel uncomfortable because he is obviously very proud of himself, but is trying to pretend like ‘it ain’t no thang, this is just how I live’. And then there is his appearance… his dumb tattoos are old news, but he has added Skrillex hair and some slightly wiggerish/swaggot elements (like his slouchey, sullen posture and the gold necklace) that really complete his new ‘rapey pot dealer’ look– omg ppl must be sooooo shocked that u are so different from your sister!!!
It is always very awkward when people try to act like they give zeros fucks, but it’s very obvious that they actually give a lot of fucks. The massive disparity between what they want you to think (they are a super cool, chill alpha dog who doesn’t give a fuck about shit) and what are obviously the facts (they are an extremely insecure fggt who is trying incredibly hard to impress you with whatever gay, embarrassing shit they are doing) hangs in the air like a rank fart that just will not go away. And nobody wants to say anything, because then they will get blamed for it, so you all just sit there in the middle of it, pretending you don’t know it’s there.
I couldn’t get past the awkward jumping up and down he was doing when the “show” started, How he’s wearing his guitar and not playing it and how the drummer looks like a 12 year old chubby mexi-bro they picked up from the near by skate park. Dead on about that “rap-y pot dealer” and wanting to look different from his sister…
I’d think somebody as rich as him would have better quality tattoos. I remember seeing pictures of the tommy hilfiger prince (also a quasi thug rapper) and his tattoos were much better quality.
Yet again SYWH depresses me and makes me laugh at the same time.
He’s clearly spent a significant amount of money on tattoos so that you don’t even have to ask if he gives a fuck.
For real though, seems like anybody in their early-twenties with that much coverage probably gives so many fucks you wouldn’t believe.
I feel like there’s an equation where tattoo coverage per square inch, divided by body mass (in b4 BMI iz bullshit!) multiplied by age = GAF level. The higher the coefficient, the less actual DGAF.
This could be a good post idea. Lots of potential for equations and charts , which we all love at SYWH
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I think T-Mills will have to get in line behind The Faint & maybe Weird Al Yankovic for swaggerjacking-claim. Swaggot© is genius & must be used moar.
LOL The Faint. I saw them in 2005 and they had to stop playing because one of the keyboardists knocked a water bottle on his setup while doing one of those spinkick into hump maneuvers.
The main difference btwn this dude & The Faint Is that The Faint KNEW they were effeminate, rapey douchelords & they seemed to revel in it, whereas T.C. is waaay too swagg’d (read; rich white pussy whigger) for no reason. Ok maybe he deserves honorable mention for banging that LBFM Brenda Song, but still the only reaction I have to this video is massive indifference.
So it has come to this
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who the dude in the gif?
He’s pretty, isn’t he?
.Gif dude, hnng! 8}=====>~~~~~~~~(splash)
Bro are you aware that Miley Cyrus now has a ultra-short alty partyslut/stimulant burnout haircut now?? I think we have entered into a new, dark era where pop stars go from being (somewhat) wholesome tween idols into tweakers :/
I heard someone mention this, but have not yet worked up the courage to look for myself. RIP my boner :(
nah it’s a 12 year old surfer kid haircut, it’s alright. she’s got that middle school boy look happening
Circle of child/teen star life, my friend. Fame, money, and easy access to drugs makes it almost a sure thing (see: every former child star ever).
Rebecca Black – please..be safe
So sad that him and Brenda Song have a kid :(
woah, wait, what
They didn’t have a kid and broke up. still very butthurt that this trainwreck of a sad person got to bang Brenda Song :/
http://www.8asians.com/2011/09/15/brenda-song-is-not-pregnant-with-trace-cyruss-baby-unfortunately/
haha wow! so she lied about being pregnant? im assuming shes lying about lying and actually just aborted it. good call on her part.
God, that was so forced that it was painful to watch. Bro is trying so hard to be someone he’s not. :(
At first I was stoked because he seemed to be jocking Heroin via laptop sticker, then asthe video progressed it became clear that he probably just wants people to think he does a lot of actual heroin.
2 kinds of poser at once
This makes me wish I would have gotten tattooed at all
Never*
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yea, how dare they force this innocent horse to get so many tattoos and do drugs, i’m calling peta
This guy, right fucking here. Trophy comment.
‘It is always very awkward when people try to act like they give zeros fucks, but it’s very obvious that they actually give a lot of fucks. ‘
Particularly fond of this sentence.
same
I don’t know if this swaggot has more than one song but if it’s the same clip I saw a few weeks ago then the best part is how there doesn’t even seem to be that many ppl at his cool party. Also everyone is like a 7 at most
wish my daddy was so rich
I think the most ironic thing about this dude/video is the fact that there are (or were, anyway) doubtlessly numerous skeezoids playing neon pop, yet this guy tries SO hard to deliver on the “laid back burn-out creepster” image that he actually comes across as more likely truly being the rich, safe, coddled fggt that most of those bands presented themselves as in the first place.
This is so true. Ftsk are probably a lot creepier than this dude irl.
Singer of FTSK confirmed as huge creep
Every time you post these small nuggets of insights into the REAL life of scene idols, I just want to know more – do a SCENE CONFESSIONALS post where you deliver all the dirt you got!
Wood bookmark/10.
Srsly doe, what’s up with his face? Shake It was a semi-choon, I can’t bring myself to watch the video yet, going to have to get drunk first I think
This video is just straight up depressing. :(
he has such gentle eyes! <3
man “shake it” was my jam but this song sux.
wannabe t.mills/do not want
Dude, I was thinking the same thing. That song was so catchy, but the dude who ostensibly wrote it has been reduced to this. Sadness :(
and when R ppl gonna stop foolin themselves. why R U holding a guitar and why is there a drummer there, dis song is all electronic. guitars prevent u from jumping around anywayz
I like his tear drop tattoos, he must kill alot of people.
bro do you even lift?
It’s hard to buy this guy’s brand because of his last name. How hard, sketchy, or zerofuck-giving can you be when you are filthy fucking rich? Also, it is important to note that the money was already there and not a byproduct that came from being such a wild, scrubby dude. Sarge nails it with the desperation observations. When you’re the only dude at the party with your shirt off, you’re desperate. When you hold your guitar in a position that looks like you’re performing in your 8th grade talent show, you’re desperate.
Let’s also talk about Tattoo Fatigue. All those tattoos look pretty new. Dude doesn’t look that old and he’s fucking covered. So I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that he got a TON of tattoos in a very small amount of time. That seems to be a pretty common practice among a bunch of people; don’t think about it, just go for it! Over and over again! Feelin’ bad 4 the bro via him using dad and sis’s money to get fashion accessories stabbed permanently into his skin. Solid life choices.
inb4 dude starts srscore band at the ass end of that trend 2 years from now fueled by his regret of dumb, flash-rampant tattoo overload.
Tardly Backed….the present/future of this tatty mass should provide years of hiRes Lulz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DhJMU-v__9A
srs lols @ 6:45 & 7:34!!!
I <3 Trance Cystris
Can’t wait for the MGK collabo. WIGGER STEEZ
I just got cancer
god this makes me wish someone would have taken bill hicks advice and murdered billy ray cyrus’ mullet wearing ass before he could spread his demon seed
sounds like u may need some ointment 4 ur butt
no way, hicks was a fool. billy ray’s kids will provide us with decades of lulz
Sad
lol at the fact that he tries so hard to be “hardcore” and “edgy” and then sings his “edgy” lyrics in possibly the gayest fucking way. How do you go decide to get your body covered in tats in one week and sing synth pop fairy shit? that shit does not compute
The first part looks like and is as depressing as an episode of Intervention
P.sure he was watching ‘how to ghost inhale’ and ‘how to waterfall smoke’ on his computer just in time for his party.
song goes hard/10; wood fist pump
I blame his parents. They named him Tracey. What do you expect?
Cant this guy just go away? Strangers/acquaintances just recently stopped telling me that I look like “omg a totally non-horsey version of Trace Cyrus and I totally dont mean that in a bad way” :(
Hit the SGV, find Pornst☆rs, drop sum names, get dope on credit, milk it for all it’s worth
He’s incredibly awkward looking.
He looks like he should still have braces.
This has the same problem as Call Me Maybe, where the song has no guitars or real drums but the video has a band playing. Except Call Me Maybe actually uses the band cleverly with its shocking twist ending and CRJ is adorbs. But this is just gay. Face tattoos make me sad :(
In after 2008
What’s with his epic mouth?
lol’d irl
It’s a good thing he had his guitar with him.
I srsly wouldn’t wear anything less then a turtle neck if I was that skinny
i cringed watching this on account of what a fucking idiot trace cyrus appears to be . . . AND YET I FIND HIM SO ATTRACTIVE. i’m ashamed of myself.
it oftentimes works like that :(
(see also lil debbie)