not sheriff kenb0702 is spazzy beta tripping over his words or wizard-level manipulator/master of negging :/
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Should supplement his neg with a DHV spike.
As opposed to a BT spike, with or without purple crushed-velvet hat & guyliner? And how do I deflect LJBF? Kino escalation or wood that result in blow out? Plz respond.
As a matter of fact, DHV spikes are very effective in deflecting LJBF. Throwing in a jealousy plotline is also essential. Strong kino escalation is also very effective in increasing your targets BT, greatly increasing your chances.
myron your extensive PUA training
As usual with SYWH, not shure if srs knowledge or totally fucking around
as usual with SYWH, it is both
I’m pretending he’s just pulling random letters.
White Knight Chronicles is my favorite thing.
So good to see WKC back in action!!!
Did she respond? Pls respond.
marc-anthony_i-need-to-know.m4a
immediately stuck in my head for three days.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Confused as to why “Fuck” is capitalized when nothing else is. Perhaps this is part of his game that is beyond my comprehension.
‘fuck’ is always capitalised on android phones (maybe iphones as well idk) for some reason. it’s a bit annoying.
lol u just outed yourself as someone who was used an android phone
BUSTED, hide in shame forever.
Not only do I use an Android phone, I also use AMD processors.
Take THAT brand fanboys!
not sure whether to laugh at your beta non-status symbols or offer to help you dig yourself out of this sad hole :(
I think option 1 is your better bet. On the surface, it would seem that these are easily remediable problems: all it would take is me going to newegg/ATT store and racking up some credit card bills. In reality, I have not only a contempt for name brands deeply rooted by my parents routinely denying them on behalf of “bargain principle” (acualy poor teachers who can’t afford shit), but also a disinterest in success by any measure and utter lack of motivation to do anything.
TLDR: My parents refused/were to poor to buy me transformers as a kid, now I hate iphones
#firstworldproblems
that is the kind of honesty i wish all Android users were emotionally ready for. Bravo sir, bravo.
‘we thought we would teach him how to choose a phone, but HE taught US’
Caring about phones/company brands is gay :) anyway really enjoy the WKCs!
I went to theebusiness.com; thx for the virus kenbo720, I’m posting from potato.
her personality is like a virus i guess :///
fuckin DDOS that shit, make the whiteknight cry!
legit lol
Sounds uncannily like Drake lyrics.
^this
Most beta, WK rapper ever.
LEAVE AUBREY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m gonna use those lines to chat up bitches
bitches love compliments disguised as websites
+1
fuckyeahwoodsmashoutof10.tumblr.com
I definitely wood not smash nickyrose
damn girl you look sexy in that blur
Can’t imagine the diarrhea of compliments this guy would produce if she had posted a picture of her body, not just her shoulder.
LOL!
This chick is groce and has kids. Would not WK or even look in her general direction/10
Any girl that can produce children is a scum slut. would want to see cry bitch/10
Gettin popcorn; these comments are already shaping up to be some of the best.
What does “even better than you did before” mean though? Did she just have a kid? inb4 “ur a tiger that earned her stripes”
i have to confess (embarrassingly) . . . the line “i want you even if no one else does” would lure me in hook, line and sinker. and “you look even better than you did before, don’t fret at the idea” read: “you used to be butt ugly but that’s water under the bridge” is a pretty masterful neg. this guy is on his game.
negging works on all girls, even when they know you are doing it. it’s hilarious
Do a post on PUA theory: what has worked for you and what hasn’t, along with recommendations
would read/10
What works: tell her she’s not as attractive as the girls you normally date but then laugh
What doesn’t work: letting her find out your interested
The best part of this shit is that the dude’s Instagram is literally nothing but pictures of his guns/knives/etc. Homie’s ready to go to war for a broad.
Remarkable issues here. I’m very glad to see your article. Thanks a lot and I am having a look forward to contact you. Will you kindly drop me a e-mail?