Are u a fan of SRSCORE??

idk what band this is but i feel like there lyrics are very relevant to my lief. wood reblog their album cover/10

There are few things I like better than when other people legitimize my idiotic jokes. Usually it’s by accident (like the kid who said ‘ENTOMBEDCORE’) and the poor assholes are the unwitting but of our dumb running jokes. That’s cool and all but what I really love is when someone does it on purpose (like when AP used ‘srscore’ in their TGI review), and goes out of their way to to make something that shows a little love for one of my jokes- especially if what they make is really half-assed and crappy and you can tell they didn’t really put in any effort into it (via the ‘worse is better’ principle).

For example, the rly shitty/awesome/retarded SRSCORE Facebook page:

in b4 stangry debate over whether FFTD are srscore or epic metalcore

ded @ ‘fat ——–>’

‘hay girl… u should come over and overcome adversity w me tonight’

If you aren’t already a fan of 2012′s most powerful and authentic subgenre, liek SRSCORE on Facebook now!

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69 Responses to Are u a fan of SRSCORE??

  1. C.Ninja says:

    Srscore? That’s not even a real genre sarge!

  2. Void Eater says:

    At first I thought that Mike Hrancia With Fetal Alcohol Syndrome was the name of some IWABO zanycore band.

  3. Wes Borland says:

    That band is Hundredth aka Hundreth. Singer bro toad looks like Mike Hranica if he was suffering from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

  4. steez Messiah says:

    Read the title as “are you a FGGT?”

  5. Save Parker says:

    can’t wait for TGI to embrace it like Attack Attack did with the Crabcore, and bring out For the Fallen Dreams for their headliner, ‘The SUPER SRS Tour’.

  6. beholdthesharktopus says:

    I act fake srs in the comments on this page and the admin doesn’t get it. :(

  7. brb starting a band called Struggle Against Challenges.

  8. wlfblnkt says:

    Is there something wrong with me that every time you guise post about TGI or Defeater or whoever to make fun of them I prolly like the song?? :(

    • TLDR says:

      Just saw Defeater on Friday with Hundredth, both played really well and I can see the appeal that they have to srs young adults. I was turned off by the fact that I perceived them as taking themselves very seriously, mostly due to their 45 minute sets (in stark contrast to Rotting Out’s appropriate 25 minutes of super fun, energetic hardcore punk).

      Also Defeater’s 10 minute long acoustic song was very confusing (this actually happened)

      • Latinoheat!!! says:

        I’m down witcha for rotting out’s kickass set…
        but as for the rest…. ouch…. yikes… um… im gonna go drink sum 8 dollar beers at the side bar so i can pretend to lyke defeater and try to mingle w/ the srscore fangirls (which of course are prolly gueras ;-D)

        successbabyfistpump.jpg

        • TLDR says:

          Defeater and Hundredth may not be my favorites, but I really know very little about either of them outside of the butthurt expressed in this websites comments and the fact that All Teeth toured with the former like 5 times.

          That being said, the 50s dad haircuts were in prime overabundance :(

          Also, this was at Gilman, so the srsness was amplified that much more

      • dudebro says:

        I just don’t understand how seeing people play ‘srs’ music live could ever be fun. does it even have breakdowns?

    • Brimstone says:

      These guys actually call themselves ‘The Wave’, sadly enough.

      Just saw Restorations, who are this only a bit worse.

      • Brimstone says:

        like all the SRS hardcore bands like La Dispute have a movement they call The Wave

        • TLDR says:

          That is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen in hardcore. Like gayer than the entire pressing of gayrilla biscuits 7″, except in the bad way of gay and not the kind thats just dudes fucking dudes.

  9. Def gonna like this on a face book. Don’t forget to click the “share on reddit” button at the bottom of the article!

  10. cgrind says:

    Not a super srs person, but I dig srscore a lot, mainly due to the music, but the lyrics are relatable because everyone goes through that shit

  11. cmoney says:

    I non-ironically love Modern Life is War.

  12. Ink Deep says:

    I’ve seen TGI 6 times or something all over Europe (srs). Can’t get enough of dem catchy uplifting lyrics. This shit is huge over here tho.

    Get your bobble hats and vintage film cameras out boys we’re going on a road trip to see our favourite srscore band [via mom's minivan with the VERSE sticker on it (which she is not happy about - but you promise to scratch it off once the road trip is finished))]

  13. Wait, Liferuiner is srscore? I thought they were just a fun sXe deathcore band :|

  14. scapegoatzzz says:

    Yo Sarge, I came to the conclusion that SRSCORE/DEATHCOAR is the new BEATDOWN since all these srscore kidz from my area with their 1950s dad haircuts and khaki shorts rep XIBALBA and BACKTRACK now and try to make it look like they’re from Camden when they’re from some whitebread south jersey town lulz.

  15. Nightshift says:

    I keep trying to figure out where teenagers lead the kind of Dawson’s Creek lives of meaningful positivity and clear skin that leads them to like this sappy bullshit. Is it solely the domain of picturesque upscale northeast/socal/midwest white bread suburbs?

  16. Lionel Richie says:

    Buying Toms in bulk

    Guilty.

  17. 13Enjam!n says:

    Lol’d hard at “extremely earnest lyrics.”

  18. frankzilla says:

    gorilla biscuits are a srscore band except for the fact they are straight edge nerds
    “not addicted to pain and drugs???? not srs enough” i bet now thats the raising bar for tr00ness right now
    and i dont really get the thing really,its like theres a fuckin bandwagon for anything,whats next? The vegan metal thing or the early screamo ala Page99/Saetia?……Too many scenesters means less and less straight up hardcore bands.. Which is a good reason i almost dont go to hardcore shows anymore

    • frankzilla says:

      Ps : someone must tell the kids to rip off Lungfish and Fugazi to add even more SRSness to their college band/artistic attitude and rocket launch their penis in some pretentious hipster/tmblrslut vagina!! i can bet my ass on that,this will be the next logical step in srscore!

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