For those who don’t know, DEUCE is the dude who was the brains behind the first HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD album, which is one of my favorite collections of anthems to poor life choices and being a complete fucking idiot. He is a ‘solo artist’ now, but the results have been hit or miss so far. I really wanted to be into his latest song but, well, you’ll see why that is a problem.
Notes:
- Song is called ‘I Came To Party,’ which sounds like something that would be on an Olson Twins CD right after a song about how having a pet is a lot of responsibility
- Looks like they shot this at some B-level bar on Sunset in Silver Lake, but they couldn’t afford to rent it out for a night so they just convinced the owner to let them do it for free at noon (via bright sunlight streaming through the windows while he says ‘hey bartender tonight’s my night’)
- 1:38 in the wide shots you can see that the ‘crowd’ is like 16 people (including several fatties). I assume when they tried to get people to be in the video it went something like this: Deuce: “Hey man wanna be in my new video?” Guy: “Man, I would love to but I’ve got this… thing that day.” Deuce: “But I didn’t say what day it was yet.” Guy: “Oh. Uh. Yeah well like I said there’s that thing…”
- Average attractiveness of bishes in the video is like 5.5/10. Seriously disappointing compared to the smoking hot bro hos/strippers in “Everywhere I Go.” Even the MILLIONAIRES girls are looking pretty haggard :(
tfw watching this video = tfw you see that guy who you were friends with in middle school who is now clearly a drug addict and who is trying to be friendly but you feel really uncomfortable because you know he is going to take your shit if you let him in your house :(:(
hehe. you made me laugh, thank you Walker, Texas Ranger.
Also: “(Rock Version)”
Before clicking play I’m just gonna assume that “rock version” means it’s just like the original but with some really tinny-sounding power chords. Why does every rapper have to have a “rock” song?
Just the white ones.
AKA the bad ones.
See also: Cypress Hill, via Skull(the normal version) and Bones(the “rock” version), a double disc release from around 1999 or so
Cypress Hill were best with that orchestra on the Simpsons.
got an email today for a groupon for “b-real of cypress hill concert”. half off!
see u there
i actually dont know much about rap at all, is cypress hill relevant to modern audiences?
Everyone who was into rap when they were big still seems to like them but for the most part they’re only relevant among tr00 hip hop fggts
thanks for info, and sorry to bring up “that type” of band aroundhere. genuinely didnt know that or I would not have lol
yay sarge used my poem i wrote about the neon years :)
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Uggghhhh that fucking groce atmosphere of daytime shows :(
“Turn all the lights off 2 make it darker even though the light of a thousand suns is burning through the windows”
Also I would be extremely sad if I Came 2 Party and only 16 other people showed up and most of them were ugly alt girls and Deuce was the entertainment :(
never been a fan of deuce. the crowd females in this video mostly just remind me of those few girls from highschool who never really grew out of the goth/”alternative” look and are still trying to work it at the age of 30. also, i miss the melissa green of yesteryear. p sure she looks like a haggard gollum now when she takes all that makeup off.
There is a brilliant law professor at my university whose daughter is one of those super-embarrassing, wears heavy black dresses/skirts all of the time, always has neon green/electric blue hair style goths. sometimes i see them together and i think ‘where did he go wrong?’
I have a boner 4 these girls; this is my deep dark secret (srs)
i can see why you posted this anonymously
praying 4 u
was just about to say the same thing.
+1
reminds me of old nu-metal videos eg. limp bizkit – break stuff, with tons of emotional alt girls and a few really out of place hot girls. i was okay with it until sunlight coming through windows :/
I can’t help but say that was a different type of music video.
yeah watching some hollywood undead videos now and you’re probably right. i was under the impression that hollywood undead’s fanbase was mostly new generation nu-metallers rather than them being a dance/hardcore hip hop thing, that was a much better look for this guy.
it’s all of a single thing via their time passing and fans turning 25
just sad old dad music now
RIP Myspace Records :(
RIP Myspace
Records:(FTFY
why the fggy masks and bandanas?
Because of embarrassment.
That mask makes him look like that wrestler Kane. But at least now I know how to make a really shitty costume for fifteen cents (other than wearing a trash bag and writing “white trash” on the front)
Huge like wanna-be famous loser in your town who is just about to give up on all this but is making one more dash for success vibe. Deuce coming soon to a Payless near you??
Boom
Deuce clothing line coming to a Wal-Mart near you!!!
The shirt designs will have those crappy mma fonts and will say embarrassing lyrics. The only people that will buy these are A7X fggs and fedora fggs :/
Fedora fags should be banned from public :(
It’s not like if they go outside much doe.
Idk I think Allison still looks pretty fine here.
Was actually thinking this. Which is odd because I always thought she was pretty meh but in this video wood smash definitely.
Yup, agreed. Melissa, not so much anymore, but Allison still looks good.
I could give a fuck about the song but @ the 3:24 mark theres a prtty solid Mellissa panty-shot & my mind just-starts-fucking-RACING, “GOD-DAMN I WOULD KILL ANYBODY TO THROW DOWN SUM SOLID ICE-COLD RAILS OF PEPSI & PARTY WITH HER!”
Also, moar liek “droppin’ a Deuce”….
with a 2/10 whale straight after Mish’s panties @ 3:26
wow, this is bad, lyk rly rly bad. groce bishes have already been mentioned, also the daytime thing, but really baffles me is the fact, that how he found so much average people without no sawg to be in the video. seems like those were some college bros who were having a lunch there between lectures and suddenly deuce bumped in. i’m average joe myself, but goddamn, it’s a music video!
would stilmm smash both millionaire chicks.
lol lol lol, i paused the video at 1:03 to write my earlier comment and now i noticed the sign ‘no drinks on the dance floor’.
Lolz, average people have no SAWG CB #LOYO LIR…
tard bac
This video smacks of Trace Cyrus’s last number…
…except with less gaping mouth.
Teemupp 4 delusional SUPERFAIL???
he looks so frail. everyone else looks so white
For some reason I am laughing really hard at this.
I actually don’t think the song is terrible (not particularly good, but eh), but the loserly tryhard vibe is what is what really throws it under the bus. I think the most embarrassing element (besides the sunlight) is the the abject lack of people actually, y’know, PARTYING. I imagine the director was like “okay guys, our budget didn’t really allow for any more alcohol than what you see at the table with Deuce, so just sort of, you know…uh…get down out there and we’ll see what we can do”.
Deuce’s bitter, wash-up/jealous ex status was confirmed when I saw him play with fellow hasbeens Brokencyde (and somehow not yet washed up BOTDF), and he literally mentioned those “fake ass bitches in Hollywood Undead” like, four or five times throughout his set (to a bunch of 15 year old girls who probably didn’t give a remote fuck, no less). I smell an illustrious assistant management career at Pac Sun on the horizon.
someone interview him and ask ‘what’s a hollywood undead and why do you hate it so much’
“Mr. Deuce, were u alive in 1995 & wut was it like?”
ded
“Y did U decide to leave Tapout?”
because they aint real enough nigga
dat mask is the single greatest indicator Deuce is over. you can spin the other shit, like they party ALL THE TIME and this just happens to be during the day, and it’s a small group cause it’s just close friends, and there’s no swag or hotties because Deuse doesn’t discriminate, but DAT MASK.
only little kids and weirdo losers think masks are cool.
only little kids and weirdo losers think masks are cool.
boom, perfectly said
Reno?
he has to wear a mask via being groce. nobody likes uglies duh.
his long lost buff brother
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/173/756/2a39b4bb220efe48c7f90372821597e2_display_image.jpg?1268286553
but slipknot are still relevant right?
Guy’s voice is so weak/gay sounding.
I felt rill bad about myself when i was super disappointed there wasn’t a Millionaires verse. Drag goth Andy Dick killing it at 3:27 doe
I know what you mean, but to be fair it would probably also be shitty and underwhelming, so perhaps it was best left unsaid.
shitty and underwhelming
You mean it would have fit in perfectly???
Since when did ‘featuring’ mean 20 seconds of bored chair dancing in your video?
The Millionaires are looking like Real Housewives these days. Bummer.
Oof, perfect and brutally accurate comparison
I feel like out of all the groups from that “era”, Millionaires are trying to hold out the longest on getting real jobs.
this may be the turning point for them, where everything they do now impedes their ability to get jobs at the mall. ( i assume they would look for jobs at the mall, having never matured past a 13yr old)
lol @ 1:17 Deuce tires to go for Melissa millionaire’s ass, but she’s all like “i like you and all, but i only really see you as a friend, also you have the arms of a 12 year old.”
‘do u even lift bro?’
Lol at that curved brim. You can’t have a rap verse and make wiggerish arm movements unless your rockin a flat brim. White trash raprock fo sho!
“sounds like something that would be on an Olson Twins CD right after a song about how having a pet is a lot of responsibility”
A+++
I am glad someone noticed this i thought it was some of my finest work (srs)
Best descriprion ever
+1, came here to post this
mfw i was praying for milolionares to take over bc it would IMPROVE the song. also, how is it featuring them if they just kinda hang around in the vid?
It makes the video historically singular for being the only music video to tout featuring another musical act but to only mean so visually.
Lol @ the guy who does like 3 backflips in the video. kewl bro,
+1. He also does some cringey hornthrowing with The Deuce after that, should be a GIF (mallcore78654.jpg).
I saw Deuce up close at the Uproar Festival a couple of weeks back. You think he looks frail in that video, you should see him in person. He looks like he’s going through chemo. Also, his voice is absolutely terrible and weak.
skinny guys have their place but deuce kind of looks like he smells like coke sweat and liver failure.
I actually saw him live and got my picture taken with him….. Dat feel when you see yourself in a picture w/ Deuce and you are about 5 inches taller and way less scrawny. I’m liek 5′ 10″ and 130, BTW :(
lololol
Tragically hilarious or hilariously tragic?
In case nobody bothered to compare it, the “album version” is a lot better. More HU/electropoppy sounding with a few ignorant rap verses about sipping shit and partying so hard u nevr quit. so raw! Still has the same lame video tho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccz8vpRmd44
On a related note, any word on how their set at the Gathering of the Juggalos went?
Was wondering if it would be tila tequila 2.0, or just meh (most likely the latter)
Watch video a couple times laughing at stupid embarrassing shit: Song starts to get stuck in your head..
that doughy white guy at 1:34… every scene he’s in you can tell he’s reading the lyrics off a card above the camera. lol.
Wood still smash Allison Millionaire with the fury of 1000 virgins. P sure she would fit right in in the next vivid video production with dat awkward bj technique
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