Ayo, so I’ve recently come to the conclusion that I really dig dubstep. Its the future of music, and finally a brand of fun electronic based music that is legitimately blowing up in the US mainstream. And more importantly, really really hot chicks are into it by the millions. My only problems is I have no idea where to start listening, cause there are a ton of dubstep producer bros and I can’t tell like any of them apart yet.
So I asked my hot friend who’s into dubstep for a list of dubstep dude’s to check out that would impress hot girls. She gave me this list, which should highlight the dubsteps appreciated by hot girls, and thus the only ones that are really important. A great starting point for any clueless bro with no knowledge on even the basic EDM to try and get laid by a cute rave chick. I know I’ll try next time I’m in the club, hope it helps someone out there<3
1. DEADMAU5 – “Raise Your Weapon”
I don’t think I ever heard a full Deadmau5 song before, but this one is trippin me out. Definitely makes me want to do a bunch of drugs and fuck in a back room somewhere, so this is like perfect right away. There’s a 4 minute version too, but only could find a weird fanvideo for it and it was lame so I went with the long one.
2. Skrillex – “Promises”
I totally heard this one before a bunch of times, I think its on a party playlist I made. But its a jam and Skrillex makes tons of those. He might be really entry level, but hot girls might only know Skrillex, so this is a must to get into. Bring up some Skrilly, she’ll say she loves that song, then later you make out, and probably a lot more. My hot girl confirmed it:
3. BENNY BENASSI – “Cinema”
This song is pretty huge, and Skrillex has a dope remix to it so you might want to check out both. I def like the Skrillex one better, cause that drop hits hard, but this one is dope too. I remember Benassi from that song “Satisfaction” way back in the day, I shoulda kept up and I would be way ahead of the game. If only I had known :/ But this is pretty accessible and poppy, plus there’s a cute fake red head girl in the video. Its all pretty awesome and I love it.
4. CALVIN HARRIS – “You Used To Hold Me”
I really dig this Calvin Harris bro, he’s been famous since that Rihanna song he made got all huge. And that’s good, dude makes hits, his ‘Feels So Close’ song is already blowing up on its own, betting on him to be a huge name really soon. This song makes me want to hold my cute girl in a huge crowd and dance like its no one else but us out there <3
5. NERO – “Promises” (again)
I know only a little bit about dubstep right now, but there are a few things about which I am sure:
1. Most DJ’s do a lot of remixes of popular songs and other dubstep songs, and they work together on stuff and that’s pretty chill. If you go into a dubstep show by someone you’ve never heard of you’ll probably at least recognize a remix and will definitely have a good time. Don’t miss out because some no name dude is DJing, he’ll probably just drop hits and get the party bumpin.
2. BITCHES FUCKING LOVE NERO
6. BASSHUNTER – “Pretty Rave Girl”
I know this song is pretty old, but this remix is dope and hot girls loooooove Basshunter. Not to be confused with Bassnectar who have a similar name, but are probably mostly jocked by dubstep dudes. Liking music that mostly dudes like is a waste of time, so listen to a ton of Basshunter first and then maybe some Bassnectar if you got time to kill. These lyrics still describe all my hopes in dreams, cause man do I love some pretty rave girls. One day <3
So check out these songs and maybe Spotify some more, call up your bros, buy a bunch of ecstasy and hit the clubs! If ya’ll go home without hot ladies, there was nothing more I could do. You can at least strike out and dance like a champion. Best of luck!