roughly this level of hot. only on x and dancing all crazy. why would listen to any other kind of music?
Ayo, so I’ve recently come to the conclusion that I really dig dubstep. Its the future of music, and finally a brand of fun electronic based music that is legitimately blowing up in the US mainstream. And more importantly, really really hot chicks are into it by the millions. My only problems is I have no idea where to start listening, cause there are a ton of dubstep producer bros and I can’t tell like any of them apart yet.
So I asked my hot friend who’s into dubstep for a list of dubstep dude’s to check out that would impress hot girls. She gave me this list, which should highlight the dubsteps appreciated by hot girls, and thus the only ones that are really important. A great starting point for any clueless bro with no knowledge on even the basic EDM to try and get laid by a cute rave chick. I know I’ll try next time I’m in the club, hope it helps someone out there<3
1. DEADMAU5 – “Raise Your Weapon”
I don’t think I ever heard a full Deadmau5 song before, but this one is trippin me out. Definitely makes me want to do a bunch of drugs and fuck in a back room somewhere, so this is like perfect right away. There’s a 4 minute version too, but only could find a weird fanvideo for it and it was lame so I went with the long one.
2. Skrillex – “Promises”
I totally heard this one before a bunch of times, I think its on a party playlist I made. But its a jam and Skrillex makes tons of those. He might be really entry level, but hot girls might only know Skrillex, so this is a must to get into. Bring up some Skrilly, she’ll say she loves that song, then later you make out, and probably a lot more. My hot girl confirmed it:
3. BENNY BENASSI – “Cinema”
This song is pretty huge, and Skrillex has a dope remix to it so you might want to check out both. I def like the Skrillex one better, cause that drop hits hard, but this one is dope too. I remember Benassi from that song “Satisfaction” way back in the day, I shoulda kept up and I would be way ahead of the game. If only I had known :/ But this is pretty accessible and poppy, plus there’s a cute fake red head girl in the video. Its all pretty awesome and I love it.
4. CALVIN HARRIS – “You Used To Hold Me”
I really dig this Calvin Harris bro, he’s been famous since that Rihanna song he made got all huge. And that’s good, dude makes hits, his ‘Feels So Close’ song is already blowing up on its own, betting on him to be a huge name really soon. This song makes me want to hold my cute girl in a huge crowd and dance like its no one else but us out there <3
5. NERO – “Promises” (again)
I know only a little bit about dubstep right now, but there are a few things about which I am sure:
1. Most DJ’s do a lot of remixes of popular songs and other dubstep songs, and they work together on stuff and that’s pretty chill. If you go into a dubstep show by someone you’ve never heard of you’ll probably at least recognize a remix and will definitely have a good time. Don’t miss out because some no name dude is DJing, he’ll probably just drop hits and get the party bumpin.
2. BITCHES FUCKING LOVE NERO
6. BASSHUNTER – “Pretty Rave Girl”
I know this song is pretty old, but this remix is dope and hot girls loooooove Basshunter. Not to be confused with Bassnectar who have a similar name, but are probably mostly jocked by dubstep dudes. Liking music that mostly dudes like is a waste of time, so listen to a ton of Basshunter first and then maybe some Bassnectar if you got time to kill. These lyrics still describe all my hopes in dreams, cause man do I love some pretty rave girls. One day <3
So check out these songs and maybe Spotify some more, call up your bros, buy a bunch of ecstasy and hit the clubs! If ya’ll go home without hot ladies, there was nothing more I could do. You can at least strike out and dance like a champion. Best of luck!
Is that a piece of shit on the plastic in front of her?
never noticed, too mesmerized by her ill-fitting bra
Same. Dem areolas.
LOL! My lady used to manage a lingerie establishment many moons ago, I had the same reaction but didn’t want to post it for fear of appearing too “sharp knees”.
Do u have realy poor eyesight pls respondt
Goddamit, you beat me to it.
Borgore. Final word.
Feel So Close by Calvin Harris came out before the song with Rihanna, for obvious reasons the Rihanna song probably got popular quicker in ‘Merica, but I think he was blowing up everywhere else because of Feel So Close. Which is good, at least we know he can make catchy as shit songs without having to fly under the banner of someone more famous
Also: “Liking music that mostly dudes like is a waste of time”
Backed hard.
Double co-signed. POWER 106 PARTY JAMZ + DUBSTEP/CLUB BANGERS ONLY
Dude, Feel So Close is one of my favorite party jamz ever. It’s still on the radio and I still have plenty of pleasant memories of getting shit faced to it. <3 u electronic music, thanks for bringing the party.
I didn't know it was dubstep doe. I always assumed dubstep was the genre I only liked when drunk (which is totally fine by me!) but this thread is making me reconsider that.
These panty-dropping bangers that may or may not be strictly filthy dubstep.
Katy Perry E.T KATFYR Remix (1 of a zillion, there’s another good one by Johnson Somerset & John Monkman but it’s more chillaxable.)
http://www.youtube.com/embed/Q7atCRxQYV0
Ellie Goulding “Lights” Remix by Bassnectar. Entry level but makes for an instant party.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imixg3jrJS8
Flux Pavilion ft. Example – Daydream. Banger.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZAvd_6sI1-I#!
There’s a ton of great Calvin Harris remixes, plus just straight Calvin Harris is great but THIS, THIS IS MY JAM. If it were a record instead of a digital file on my macbook it probably would have been worn down by furious repeatings.
Calvin Harris – I’m Not Alone Deadmau5 remix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2jj3YbgX_w
NOT TRUE DUBSTEP WTF
Calvin Harris has been pretty massive in the commonwealth for a while now b/c he was on this Dizzee Rascal banger a few years ago http://youtu.be/ANE9A5osUes
Another song that chicks love is this- prob my fav dubstep track http://youtu.be/_2XmLcnYSwQ
God, I LOVE that La Roux remix so, so, so much.
DAT SKREAM REMIX GOES HARD IN THE PAINT
BRB picking up depressed art school girls with Burial
lol
!!! be the fag, listen to burial XD
I dunno about the rest of the country but hot girls jock bassnectar pretty hard where i live
They probably do, but I went with the main dudes my hot girl gave me. They’d probably make top ten, and I think Avicii bro would be next one up.
now im pretty sure that hot girl u talk about wouldnt agree with u calling her “my hot girl”
Couldn’t agree more with this! Seen both Nero and Skrillex back to back, one of my favorite shows ever!
Damn, I could have written this :/ I’d be really interested in doing in depths posts on EDM here…
are you a hot girl?? if so please do your opinions matter!
No :( but I’ve hooked up with plenty at raves! close enough right
good enough for my approval! pick up where I left off bro
Flux Pavillion, Knife Party, and Datsik are all excellent choices as well. PROTIP: stay more towards groups like Knife Party, their music is more electrohouse than dubstep, but it’s the funnest shit out there and entry level bishes can’t tell the difference between it and dubstep anyway.
Knife Party is quite possibly the best shit I have ever heard, and they are more dubstep than half the stuff posted, as I will address in my next post directly to the OP
The knife party vs swedish house mafia song is great. Love the video too.
Edm has the best music videos of any genre. Either gratuitous t and a or some cinematic type sequence.
and even all the chix that sing in their videos are either fucken hot or extremely cute… goddamn eurogenics!!!
Eurogenics? LOL! not sheriff intentional or not, but genius either way!
^ Albino fever.
The style that’s really taking off is the chill atmospheric stuff, like Pretty Lights, Big Gigantic, Paper Diamond, Glitch Mob, Mimosa, etc. Seen Pretty Lights play two sold out shows in the past year, DO NOT MISS if he comes to your area, score some Molly or X and find a hot slut to grind up on your junk.
http://youtu.be/Fb-T96Fs13U
Also lol, does anybody aside from Euros actually listen to Basshunter? How about I make a Part II to this post?
glitch mob yeee
buy a bunch of ecstasy and hit the clubs!
this part needs a guide unto its own. I now possess the dubstep knowledge, but so until the second part is described I only have the ability to increase Starcraft stream viewers.
Tell them rave sluts all about your 6pool.
I wish you could cheese real life, would make things so much easier.
Or should I say EZ
Brb walling in and teching to Banshees to cheese kill hot girls’ Drones IRL.
If you know what I mean. ;)
I don’t know shit about buying ecstasy, just pretend your fucked up on some pills and get weird. It can’t be that hard man, CONFIDENCE!
akshually being an ex- triplestack skittle/buddha/transformer/pokeball (names can go on endlessly) user n dealer, just stay in a closed ventilated place to get sweaty, smile alot and just say ” I Feel so goohd” or just blabber like an idiot all e-tarded n people will think you are on dem ills lol
n o yea.. dem raver bitches are hot!! nothing like an upper class white/coconut/oreo/twinkie/otw girl on e giving jew a massage n buying you water n buying you alot of shit cuz you “gave the best light show EVAR!! OMG!!” n then of course just makeout n have her play with your lightstick, tickle her cooter, n mission accomplished!! the drugs akshually make doing it even better unless you get bunk shit from out of cali =/
This is pertinent to this post.
http://youtu.be/TLCf7nutBco
Holy fuck, had cooments open didn’t read this far and was watching this clip on youtube.
So many bros on this site.
Is it just me or does this look like the chick from glee with tats? Wood/10
^ Jew lover.
hot friend=friendzone
I have tons of hot friends actually, I can’t hang out with ugly girls. They bum me out :(
U sound really cool!
back fucking hard
Same. It doesn’t count as “friendzoned” if you have never tried to get with them.
Dem wubs rustle my jimmies, but catchy shit is catchy shit!
Word filter made me misread this. Top article doe, well done Save <3
It should be pointed out that most of the artists on here ie. mau5, benassi and calvin harris have been around a while and are not really dubstep artists per se, just kind of experimenting with it on these tracks (which aren’t very good examples of ds). That aside I’m with you on dubstep being awesome and wanting to know more about it. I think you may be my favorite non-sarge poster. Definitely check out knife party
Knife Party and Zed’s Dead are the only dubssteps I actually downloaded to my computer, I don’t think I ever played the Knife Party one. But talking about what is or isn’t dubstep, you’re bout to scare away all the hot chicks. C’mon man, you’re almost there!
scare what hot chick? there are no hot chick in here!
i saw/read grim kim on a metal-related site before i came here… does dat count??
i think she’s pretty hott (imn-beta style!)
I’m kind of suspicious that this whole post is a meta-joke where you deliberately posted music that is ‘not dubstep’. Anyway if I was trying to pick up chicks I would avoid the topic of music. In fact, I would avoid most topics I am interested in. :)
I think its all dubstep, and more importantly I don’t think the label of dubstep matters at all.
r u aware?
http://youtu.be/16bRiH5zfOY
Nice New Zealand dubstep! Check out Truth as well
99% of girls who say they like dubstep mean in fact they like fidget house…u wanna bang girls, go fidget (most skrillex stuff is fidget not dubstep)
a dubstep track that makes girls feel funny in their tommy is definitly bengas night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNStVlJWy88
also i dont know about u but when listening to dubstep I dont really need fun enhancers. If must, take mdma, not ecstasy, not only can ecstasy be dangereous these days but mdma is the only real good ingredient in a pill, so why take a pill with a bit of mdma and a lot of crap with it if u can just take the good shit??
Constricting rules on what does or does not constitute a particular music style/designer drug like a music/wine snob is, like, the complete antithesis of what this post is about.
Are we witnessing the birth of the IDN in this post?
The tragic irony of gloriously defeating one foe (IMN’s), only to give rise to another… potentially even gayer, more fun ruining one.
Shudder
U mean “shudder wub wub duhduh dada buzzzzzbreee wub wubzzzzzz”.
u gays really dont have a clue about dubstep in general do you? if u had u would have noticed some jokes u seriously didnt get at all…sorry our style isnt as obvious as Ds ;)
now go listen to dubstep for a few years, come back,read this and faceplam yourself very hard
wow dude im rly impressd with ur alumni-like knowledge about dubstep u sound liek a rly fun guy who evry1 likes i really wanna hang out wit u and listen to u tlk about wat u think is “real” dubstep
BOOM
mirin’ dat usage of tekno/trance/house for dubstep!!!
force feed em their raegahol while i hand out the prep H!!!
Nah bro, they been around forever. No one cares about what they say. Too busy partying.
also Benga – E Trips, or the vocal version with Eve:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e1W2ioYEl8
snort coke, listen to gabber
Bang hairless dudes.
gabber? more like bang cracks in the pavement, right?
is this what americans think dubstep is? srsly???
dub phizix
virus syndicate
funtcase
datsik
skream
compa
calvin harris is not dubstep neather is deadmau5 that genre islike pop/house.
good luck impressing fine ladies with your genre specifications and obscure music listss
no i mean this post is about dubstep and yet there is no dub in it, not about specific musical lists, im talking broad lists, calvin harris etc just isnt dubstep, you wouldnt say an apple was an orange when it isnt, sorry this has annoyed you.
you must be a riot at parties bro.
you dont have to be condescending, thats rude and unnecessary, makes you look a bit weird. i never insulted you did i?
Dude, hot girls call it dubstep so thats all that matters.
If some hot chick I was talking to said she liked death metal bands like Asking Alexandria I would be all like ” Yeah girl thats some brutal shit right there now drink more ok” I would not correct her.
best slam metal band of all time imo
Lol’d
thats absolutly true, dont correct a girl u wanna fuck (doesnt have to be about music) and start an argument…but why does parker react like one of those girls when corrected?
fuck yea!! i kood care less n not correct her too!!! if a hot girl says that my origin tee is a fucken novel/book then it is a fucken novel/book..
im sorry bros.. i believe we have come at a new age.. no longer are imn’s the main threat.. i see a new foe in the IDN!!!
now get me some skrillex so i can label it DNB.. i got euro kids to trap first!!!!
Welcome to stuffyouwillhate! You are obviously new here and have no idea what is going on. It takes a moment to get adjusted, but once you do, this place is a blast; full of topself lulz and interesting discussion! Let me inform you on what has happened to you: Here at stuff you will hate we don’t much care for taking music very seriously and when someone comes in and corrects people about genres, you end up getting put on blast for being kind of a beta music fag. Try to avoid that. There’s other stuff to, but you can learn that later!
Or you can leave and never come back.
rofl @ obscure…he just listed the most importants names in dubstep, nothing less
and there is definitly enough hot bishes who like real dubstep and sucking dicks outside the club for not having to listen to that house crap only to get a good fuck….
“real” dubstep
I’m praying for you bros, hopefully you one day see the light :(
if using words randomly like a clueless idiot is stepping into the light, i prefer to stay in the dark, with people whose interests i actually share
Through the darkness breaks the light, through the light unending pain. Deify the wretched ones, till the darkness comes again.
THROUGH OUR BLEEDING, WE ARE ONE
I guess we have a different concept of “dubstep” overseas, the list you made has great sluthunting music, still in shitaly most of it would be considered house/electro
*anywhere in europe
ien’s call it fidget house ;)
know ure music if u wanna write about it….ask D, hes got as much metal / stuffcore knowledge as any imn … otherwise he could not be funny
the point has flown so far over ya’lls head and it hurts to see :(((
to late, u got it wrong XD
praying for you all mexi-catholic style!!!
the power of st. skrillex compels you!!!
Just dont get it wrong parker, ure post idea is kind of genius (asking bishes to make a list) were just talking semantics here…
semantics + music = lady repellant
i doubt u got a vagina and i dont wanna fuck u so…
stop trying so hard to win this lmao
/thread
Dub Phizix is straight up drum and bass. He makes some halfstep beats, but it’s still dnb.
I must have missed the part where Skream had hot bishes grinding up on your junk at an awesome concert. Last time I checked, only awful music snobs cared about them. It’s a good band to listen to if you’re foreveraloning on a rainy day. Praying 4 u bro.
Girls listen to dubstep in ‘merikuh?
With the exception of Skrillex, here it’s considered alt music and its fanbase consists in junkies/artschoolfags/whales
America is 5 years behind the times where electronic music is concerned!
this explains why david guetta’s monotonous stuff is still a “thing”, flo rida jocking eiffel 65 and pitbull using beats that would be cool in the 00s
wow! you just nailed it
http://youtu.be/A8MO7fkZc5o
Great music I gotta say!
Not on Internet Explorer or Kmart commercial? Not dubstep.
LOL, seen that IE one so many times on MLG stream
amercians, you can tell the difference between a house and a dubstep track, but everything else is techno for you?
They can’t even tell the difference between any electronic music. It is all techno to them, of which they seem to think dubstep is a subgenre LOL.
Also they think dance music or ‘EDM’ as they like to call it was invented a few years ago by David Guetta
David Guetta is the shiiiiiiiiiiiat
pshh.. us troo mericans’ know that tekno was invented by sum black guys in detroit… get off deez nuts….
now go listen to lamb of god’s newest album called sacrament… i think they gonna be touring around the time killswitch, norma jean,as i lay dying, and a pretty sweet up and coming band called suiside silence hit ur part of eurotown bros.. you guise have the ability… that is all…
I don’t know how it works over there in the Americas but here in the United Snags of Australia, dubstep is dying down and going heading towards an underground movement. The massive nu-dubstep craze peaked in 2011 but maybe that’s just my area.
Then again I do hear that a lot of people mentioning they had never heard of it until Bangarang was on the radio, facepalms, on the rocks.
That Calvin Harris song ain’t dub btw.
underground movement
movement? really?
Far as I can tell dubstep’s still at the top, but I dun pay that much attention so idk
>That Calvin Harris song ain’t dub btw.
Neither is that Basshunter song (or any basshunter song for that matter, though I haven’t paid much attention to him at all over the past several years so who knows). but who’s counting… :v
Nu-dubstep…. that is genius. I’m calling all this stuff that now. I thought dubstep was a mix of dub music and uk 2 step house. i’m dead srs. If I can’t hear any dub in there, it ain’t dubstep to me. Doesn’t matter anyways, I don’t really listen to it anymore but if the girl that is considering fukin me likes it then I ain’t gonna try and correct her haha. I just don’t have time to get mad about people getting genres wrong anymore : /
disagree on the whole showing a bitch entry level shit that she already knows to give her a nice pat on the back. gonna be srs and say most of these girls who are mad into dubstep are pretty fucking dumb and they love nothing more than a big man coming and taking them by the hand and showing them some dubstep they dont know. not like mad obscure shit that no one is gonna be able to like but stuff that isnt every 14 year olds ring tone. also agreed with earlier posts, can’t stress getting md/x for this because even the worst fucking dubstep will sound like the best song you’ve ever heard. that or get really hammered.
can’t stress enough*
You might be underestimating how much girls want to hear songs they already know, you run the risk of getting shut down so they can dance to stuff they like. probs depends on the girl tho, and how much she was already gonna fuck you anyway.
true. i suppose some random club chick is just gonna want you to reassure her of her awesome taste in music then really give a damn about what ur saying.
yeah, don’t rly know what the eff ur on about. 50% of what you posted is just entry radiomusic as in ‘gets played to death on the radio’ and calling it ds is a gigantic reach. be a douche about it, u still pulled this post straight from ur ass
totally agree bro
apparently anyone that disagrees with anything posted on here is automatically a fun-hating beta faggot :(
diss the scene and you won’t get laid anymore
what do we care? sarge got judged by the scene already anyway…
lol @ how dubstep is almost as much of a lightning rod for stangry butthurt faggots as metal is
I thought the comments were great and then it turned into like a metalsucks comment section :/
must be more Euros on SYWH than I anticipated.
in europe dubstep is as gross as crust, that’s why it brings the butthurt, the music you posted is great, that’s why calling it dubstep was misleading to me
fucken euros x-D
i love ur women (spesh dem scandees n dirty eastern euro scum sluts) but cmon now… KUM- AHN!!!
Es como el tango, solo los cabrones lo gozan
srsly brah, dubstep is the crust of edm
lmfao!! pero con tango puedes a follar con calquier bicha que escojas vos…..
ill take ur word for it doe =P
Internet Dubstep Nerds comin out the woodwork on this one…
NOOOO THESE BEEPS N BLOOPS N WUBS ARENT LIKE THESE OTHER ONES U DONT KNO ANYTING ENTRY LEVEL WAHHHHHHH
all music is ghey
DISREGARD SLUTTY CHICKS, ARGUE ABOUT DETAILS OF SUB-SUBGENRE CLASSIFICATIONS
but its so much easier to measure our dicks without all these hot slutty bishes around!!!!!
Sorry but nothing posted here has anything to do with dubstep.
THE HORROR!!!!
perhaps its not certain genres that cause butthurt but simply misleading posts / poorly researched posts…
can it be that amerifags just dont care as much about straight facts as eurofags and just take whatever post is around as the momentarely truth while eurofags go “ehm…wait a minute somethings not right here”?
for ex. compare political discussions on both continent and 1) the amount of fact stretching arguments 2) the amount of people blindly following the arguments just because of the source it comes from?
inb4 fags stating nazi germany
….This is a comedy blog. You are certainly living up to the stereotype of a humorless european. Its one thing if you dont think its funny, but its weird to be so seriously adamant about music classifications when, as has been discussed many times on this site, is simply not worth arguing over.
Honestly I think this place and most other humor websites, shows whatever should stick to humor and avoid the after school special crap. 99% of the advice I’ve seen doled out online, solicited or not, has been self-aggrandizing bullshit to inflate the author’s ego. Sheepish people will lap it up because they don’t have the balls to try to figure out anything on their own and are so scared of failing that they’ll listen to any line of bullshit if it’s presented confidently.
Hint: Most guys who are really good at something aren’t out telling everyone how to do shit because they’re smart enough to realize that they only know what worked for them.
thank u for your advice regarding not giving advice
Mor liek observashuns butt sry if it struck a cord.
I srs choked on my frosted flakes reading this
only honey combs n honey bunches of oats is REEL!!!
DEFEND TROO GRAPE NUTS!
u should go write speeches for the tea party, the audience would love the way u turn things so it fits u
wat.
i was just wondering about this europe/america clash that seems to be going on in a lot of comments on a lot of posts on this blog…i mean, there must be a reason for this other than “eurofags are all stupid butthurt fags” or “all amerifags are undereducated stupid cunts”
sorry for trying to bring some thoughts about cultural differences on this blog…
a free tip for you: dont take all the butthurt too seriously! Its so easy to cause butthurt with butthurt in here (yeah kind of contradictory ;)), the spiral makes my head all funny
the ironing of euros getting butthurt about jokes about them being butthurt… i originally said that stuff as a joke but it turns out to be 100% accurate
so thinking and trying to understand a random phenomenon is beeing butthurt now? wtf? that post was about differences, not about “we better, u suck” but apparently everything that is not just “u so great i luv u” gets labled as butthurt
fact is one can read a lot of this kind of arguments here and i dont think all (perhaps just a very few) were meant as a joke (coming from both sides)
when i read this post, i was already seeing this monumental wave of butthurt coming after the first song! so i decided to surf on it cause its much moar fun than just watching and i had a not so busy-kind of boring day at work…but that gets old pretty quickly so i started to think about it and the various reactions it caused…
i can c youve thought a lot about this
Please continue.
alternative name for this post
i just found out girls like popular music
try again parker you have the ability
u must get laid all the time omg
Yo! Y U NO NAME DROP BIG CHOCOLATE? Sure his a bit more obscure but that bass he drops!
he has the abilitys, maybe one day he will be the one dude all the hot chicks jock hard.
Well for what it’s worth, I found this post good and informative. But my opinion is probably invalid cuz I’m not an euro :|
YO FUCK BASSHUNTER. I’M BOUT DAT N!TRO VERSION OF PRETTY RAVE GIRL….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3eAa14Skt8
oh god THIS FUCKING SONG. I have no idea who actually wrote the original, but it always makes me think of subhumanly stupid happy hardcore like DJ S3rl… kinda legit but it makes me feel like the biggest asshole listening to it. Like when you go to a rave sober and see how retarded everyone looks on ecstasy and you wonder if you get that embarrassing yourself…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMF3_LbZO58
Oh, can’t forget this “classic” too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4YXcY2aorc
Just realized that the S3rl version is the exact same track as the Basshunter one in OP… so confused, don’t tell me S3rl would lie to me like that :(((
I think this was the track I was thinking of. Literally the dumbest, most overly PLUR song I’ve ever heard in my life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_K2dSXOg9Y
Ive always noticed that rave girls will go to any relatively big electronic show. they dont care about the artist, just loud bass and hard drug which is fine by me
yes… yes they do =]
eres bueno y amor-oso.. tienes lah ha-bee-lee-dahd….
for what it’s worth, like half of the dudes that were making dubstep some 6 months ago have all moved on to trap. srs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzSPkfQyxf0
this type of ‘traphouse’, specifically
yall r 2000late
Big Chocz was right again, first that moombahton thing, now this
Most of these songs are not even dubstep
inb4 OMG U OBVIOUSLY HATE FUN!!! GO BACK TO LISTENING TO UR BORING SHIT LIKE BURIAL OR SOMETHING (for the record, he doesn’t make dubstep either)
inb4 OMG U MUST BE A DUBSTEP TR00FAG!!!
inb4 LOL GOOD LUCK IMPRESSING DA LADIES WIV UR SUPERIOR KNOWLEDG OF DUBSTEP, WHILE I GRIND AGAINST THEM IN DA CLUB
Seriously, aside from the recent post about late 90′s drum n bass, the articles on here about electronic music SUCK. Best leave it to other sites and stick to hardcore and slam etc
this isnt about music. this is about what music to jock when sluthunting and/or what music will make normal people think youre cool
So SYWHers need a guide to ‘normal’ songs they can pretend to like in the hopes it might get them laid?
That’s pretty sad if they’re that desperate
but why do you hate fun, tho?
idk philosophy major me thinks?
hiyoo….
You eejit man nah know bout true dubstep. True heads dun know bout bass, space and pace. Me nah care bout girl dem skets and batty bwoy skrillhex pussyols. System sound for system people you get me.
i wouldnt mind reading negative comments if they were all like this. poster has some sort of ability
I an I got da ability to make da girl dems pum pum wetter dan a otters pocket wid bass and rydem and dread dat make da pussyol creamy and tase lyk da froth off a guinness punch
Lol, as a big fan of Mala and Digital Mystikz, got to say this is fucking hilarious
cant get the picture out of my head: pussylips with some fine guiness froth on them
id even eat some hairs for that
Big up 2 tha Kersal massive represent.
“So I asked my hot friend who’s into dubstep for a list of dubstep dude’s to check out that would impress hot girls.”
LOL @ impressing girls with a music playlist.
LOL @ taking words for face value
Ah so it was allegorical, thanks professor.
you’d know this if you paid attention to my lectures
YOU’RE BOTH SUSPENDED
Sarge u changed my life by telling me to not get angry about metal but I will not sit here idly while you let this moron pretend it’s ok to like music with the wrong computer beeps in it. Im gay.
best comment, A+
<3
computer beeps
ded
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
This post + ensuing comments = exactly why duded don’t get laid. U guys can’t see the pussyforest over the nerdtrees…
KMT Man gets bare pum pum from groupie dem hos. Man spread seed pon girl an her haf mans likkle baby who name Paris.
Big respek pon dem Yardiezzzzzz.
inb4 ‘traditional dubstep’ is used non-ironingly
Me no talk bout no tradishnal dubstep eejit, dubstep be dubstep. Wot man a talk bout irons for, leave da ironing to da girl dem. Only time mala talk bout iron is when da girl dem want press. You get me blud.
hmm i see ur from the phillipines or somewhere in southeast asia….
wut nursing skewl are you currently going to here in da states bro mala?
i must get tips on how to pass nclex or u will be labeled as IEDMN/IDN…
plz respond
As a recovering pre-imn, these butthurt comments have been helpful to staying the recovery course. Kno nothin’ bout ds, so reading the arguments about tr00 vs poser ds exemplifies how retarded strong opinions on any musical genre look to normals/outsiders. Thanks Tr00 DS’ers!!!
Point of post = gather hot girl dubstep info, exploit learnings, enable hot girl banging
you get it bro, hope you get all kinds of laid.
Afflicted w/ wifey & kids & old age…so unlikely, but a great post/plan nonetheless!
it is very illuminating to be an outsider, peering into the frothing debate where a bunch of faggots care way way too much about something that could not be more insignificant to the rest of the world. That is when you realize how important it is that you are not That Guy.
Ya bludclart wan change ya nayme coz de only sergant worth malas respek is lyrical bad man like sgt poke from long time.
An dem battyboi Major Lazer, booyaksha.
Yes! In the sciences imn=sme (subject matter expert) who is basically a jackass that is supposed to know all there is to know about . So in presentations or briefings, if his keyword is brought up, the “That Guy” will wake up & start spewing fire just cuz….talking ’bout retarded shit like lagrange multipliers & schrodinger equation passionately when they really got nothing to do with the presented topic
All you have to do is go out to places where hot chicks congregate that also play music ( clubs, shows, raves, etc) see what songs or artists you enjoy and are fun, find similar sounding shit, and enjoy.
Who cares about what sub genre it is or if it’s only for douches. It’s about having fun and scoring with sluts.
But me nah go dubstep dance hall for girl dem, i an i go fo march and swagger to dub plates, vibes i a da sound system while drinking pon red stripe and smokin da erb.
lololol whoever is responsible for this, I owe you a Guinness and some jerk chicken!
Jah bless but i an i only yam curry goat an a lick it down wid da super malt
yo mala i now know where u are from!! hook me up w/ dem bomb big booty hot jamaican bitches mon!!!
my dick no discriminate… every pussy is pink inside teehee!!!
is parker a hot girl?
should he be called out on a bad post?
If parker a tick girl dem she can parker batty crease pon malas long and strong conker tree. But if girl dem sum hugly butters beast she can back it pon loafah coz u dun know man no get much pum pum now he on some batty bwoy juke shit or sumting
farkin lol’d so hard at the bit about loefah… keep it up dude!
Now ya wan try call man lyk me out pon mans bad man post? Me dare ya coz jah know me cum to ya yard wid da hell fiya dat man send pon yout lyk you
My party music playlist doesn’t go past Montel Jordan, andI dont know or care about dubstep, but it was worth it for this Mala nigga posting his comments. Adding to the SYWH crazy guest star roster with the likes of Nutsej and LatinoHeat= Backed hard.
Mala is one half of Digital Mystikz, pioneering South London dubstep duo. Dude is imitating the way he speaks (totally exaggerated of course); he is seen as a sort of figurehead for ‘old-school’ dubstep (I shudder that I had to use that phrase but kinda necessary for the explanation).
Dis eediats shubs mus be dryer dan im girl dems big bottum lip. Man a man haffi liven up de dance with da hall wid Malas new Cuba ep. Dat shit greasy an smooth like musical coco butter.
I LIKE GREASY CUBA N COCO BUTTER!!!!
<3
Alright faggots, listen up. This post is not about dubstep at all. It’s basically about how to get laid. I’m pretty sure its really up front about that too. It is also not aimed at tr00 dubstep nerds, or even people who already go out and get laid. It’s basically a guide for people like me, who know absolutely nothing about either dubstep OR clubbing/fun.
Noobs like me need to have things explained very simply, and the details of the genre are completely irrelevant to their female attracting value. The fact is, to the majority of mainstream people (who by their definition don’t care about classifying music), the above artists probably ARE dubstep. Classify shit differently on your message boards all you want, the majority really does not care. I’d be willing to bet that if you asked a ton of mainstream people and hot girls to name dubstep artists, the above mentioned would come up constantly. Deal with it, faggots.
All the butthurt commenters in here bring a certain No Warning quote to mind:
I’ll take a good look at you, so I know exactly how I DON’T wanna be.
Thanks for your nice post trying to help people like me out, Parker!
So you think you’ll be able to get laid by showing a girl some music playlist you made?
Dream on cuz
If you know nothing about clubbing/fun maybe you should go to a club, instead of getting your tips from a comedy website about hardcore!?
It’s more complicated. Apparently, you have to play it in your car, so when you roll up to da club playing the same music they’re playing in da club with the windows of your 1994 Civic rolled down a hot rave gurl will disregard the 45 other dudes sniffing her ass and want to ride your tiny dick until your pelvis is crushed.
Haha I’m glad someone else sees how ridiculous this article is
Brings to mind a wise quote by Ghostface Killah regarding Asher Roth:
“Even if a broad might like this dudes music they still aint gon find that shit attractive fam. Broads also like nylons n thongs n shit but they aint wanna see niggas rockin those nahmean. This dudes music is like thongs son….you might appreciate that shit when a broad rockin em but you dont wanna put the shit on yaself b.”
haha serious wisdom here!!
U forgot AXE body spray, I punch a hole in the can & shotgun that shit, then it just seeps out ma pores ALL DAY, SON!
ONLY OLD SPICE SWAGGER BODYSPRAY AND 8 HOUR BODYWASH IS TRUE
this 100%
Also, consider going to more “proper” house or techno clubs/nights… more “normal” girls there imo, as opposed to the attention whoring raver gash that show up for skrillex shows. Depends on what you’re into though.
Yeah this, I don’t why people on this site assume that ‘proper’ house / techno / dubstep / D&B nights are devoid of girls. Go to Fabric, Cable etc in London and there is plenty of gash there (<3 u fit international student girls).
I'm not sure I've met known over the age of 17 to like Skrillex etc. Maybe his shows are good for pedos to attend tho, I don't know.
Exactly. It’s still a rave after all. It attracts a shitload of people, plenty of which don’t have anything with the music played. It’s not a ‘heads only thing like some random anarcho vegan sxe beardocore basement show.
if u really want HOT girls around here, forget metal, forget eletrostuff – go latinobeats!!! it can be souk, salsa or anything like that…but oh yeah….actually got to learn how to dance :(
so lets stay on the entry level…and try to fuck some poor drugged up girl and lets pheel all alpha bout it!!
So you think you’ll be able to get laid by showing a girl some music playlist you made? (inb4 straw man fallacy)
Where the fuck did anyone say that? I’m p sure thats the OPPOSITE of what Parker said. His main point is, here is some mainstream music, now go out and get some, the music itself is obviously not going to do this on its own.
It’s like saying, “here’s some metal/hardcore (Asking Alexandria, Emmure, etc). Now go out and get some tumblrsluts”
If this were the post, would you proceed to bombard it with butthurt comments about REAL hardcore/metal?
LOL QUOTES FUNCTION
“Where the fuck did anyone say that? I’m p sure thats the OPPOSITE of what Parker said.”
Parker Sez:
“So I asked my hot friend who’s into dubstep for a list of dubstep dude’s to check out that would impress hot girls.”
Maybe you should read the article again, faggot.
Also why do you need someone to tell you what music girls like, and the places they tend to congregate? It’s pretty easy to figure it out by yourself. I think you have been to too many hardcore / metal shows and haven’t lived in the ‘real world’ enough. Just go to a nightclub, you don’t even need to know the songs beforehand, they are all in 4/4 anyway, just do some standard dance moves
<3 I skimmedd that but you probs get it. <3 <3
This post should hopefully inspire something similar to the scene in Freaks and Geeks where James Franco buys a bunch of entry-level punk records and changes his style to impress a cute punk girl. He made the mistake of caring about being called a poser, which I would hope you guys aren't dumb enough to make. You get to bang the chicks and like the music without getting involved in the detailed subculture bullshit that doesn't matter.
Relevant video clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k31eAxvh1M
LOL BOOM
congrats on making an excessively butthurt post BTW
was entertained
I also wouldn’t be half surprised if this post kept magnetizing butthurt way after its gone cold, like the stretched ears goldmine.
Dubstep is popular enough, you never know ;)
i didn’t even intend to attract any butthurt, which is why I was surprised when it first occurred. If only I had more hindsight I would’ve adjusted the post to say a little bit about how what is actually dubstep doesn’t matter at all.
oh man just stop putting the blame on the topic! its the quality of ur research that caused all this…
Beeing all funny and witty is not about talking shit about subjects u dont really know shit about. Its about knowing something so good, u can talk about it in ur sleep and find the little incoherent things no one else thinks about and turn them into jokes. Like D does on most of his posts…read and learn…its all in front of you so should be not too hard…
i think i already wrote something like that but u just dont seem to get it!
ever seen a comedian talking clueless stuff about a topic? Saddest thing on earth!
it’s not really his fault, he asked a girl, and everybody knows that girls don’t actually like music
Only research I did was asking the hot girl to name some dubstep bros and a few songs by them that hot girls dig. Anymore would’ve been missing the point, which I still don’t think you grasp even at all :/
Is “you don’t get it” the default CYA line when you write something people think is dumb? Reminds me of Jacques Derrida LOL.
thats what they use here when “butthurt” got already used too much or they dont have any arguments left!
everybody gets what you’re trying to say dude. you’re the one missing the point. nobody cares whether or not this stuff is “real” dubstep or not. it’s what hot chicks would probably consider dubstep and that’s really all that matters for the purposes of this article. caring about semantics is so dumb, especially when it comes to music where there’s so much gray area between genres that every single artist could have their own genre if we wanted to break it down that far.
lol no u still dont get what i mean :( semantic is not my point, only a bad joke perhaps… i really dont care about what people call dubstep, brostep, dudestep or whatever, when i go electro i prefer breakcore anyway and borgore or not dubstep and so on ;)
my point is (drumroll)
dont write stupid stuff on a public place like this blog and get all wet when someone points out how stupid that stuff really is…
“mimimi u butthurt + u dun get mah posts point :( butthurt eurofag meeeeeeeeeh..u no fun” is all we heard from u and this ofc will just call for more and more
like i said ure idea with the girl making a list and so on is a real good one. Ur mistake was not to care to learn anything about the topic before writing this article and that makes u look like a clueless poser to people who actually listen to dubstep. With only a few hours of research and by putting some more thoughts into it, this post couldve been one of the best guest posts ever!!
but once u start with the crying, arguing about the semantics (which make u cry even more) becomes a lot of fun (because it makes u cry and gheys from the internet like me luv themselves some tears)
good research is everything in comedy…u also would just shake ure head if some random guy who never listened anything like metal, hardcore, punk or rock would write something stupid about any of these genre without having a clue…because its not funny, its just lame and stupid.
Jesus christ dude tl;dr
i know sorry :(
*ashamed*
Have you stopped to think that this post wasn’t aimed at soulless faggots like you (AKA “People who actually listen to dubstep”) – it’s aimed at dudes who like girls (obv not you).
If you don’t like what was said, fuck off. Nobody cares about your 50000 comments worth of unsolicited negative bullshit.
it’s aimed at dudes who like girls (obv not you)
zing!
lol i got bored of you over night, its like talking with a degenerated mongoloid that got a stroke 2 weeks ago…
and the way u (not only u but the whole inner circle of brainless lemmings)) wk guys just makes me perplex. the gay ist strong in you my padawan!!!
The filth has spoken.
They did exactly what you were describing a while back. It was pretty hilarious actually:
http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/2009/12/scene-girl-reviews-judge-new-york-crew-7/
who cares dude, seriously
Ok Mr. Troo Dubstep professor “know it alls”, riddle me this if Skrillex isnt dubstep then why under his wikipedia page his genre is listed as dubstep? who’s the retard now faggots? its facts man, and you can’t argue with facts. And don’t gimme that wikipedia is not legit balonie, 100% percent you community college homosexes copy and paste wikipedia for your final term essay the night before submissions anyway.
Skrillex and Nero are dubstep, tr00 dubstep fans might call them brostep or some shit like that, but it’s still dubstep, like limp bizkit and korn, they are nu metal, which is still metal, even if the trv kvlt army says the contrary
The “problem” are the other artist, who don’t classify as dubstep
inb4 lolol buthurrt jewrophag u been troled
Nero primarily make D&B and Skrillex also makes some eletro-house etc but both have produced dubstep, yes. I’m not sure anyone is arguing that fact. What they make is not representative of the majority of dubstep, it’s just what’s popular right now. I’m not butthurt about this btw, just thought I’d contribute.
Ok 100 percent real talk here, I listen to some electronic music here and there and I cant diffrenciate between dubstep and brostep or whatever other edm that has step in its name. Genre naming dont really mean much to me as long as I know what the genres sound like. This article itself kinda utilizes the same concept I assume. Where the generalization of most edm along the lines of Skirllex and Nero and Deadmau5 are being categorized as Dubstep (other artists on the list not them). It maybe a stretch or it maybe wrong but for what its worth humor the article and just play along. (oh look the last sentence rhymes it must be a rap verse then)
Can 1 out of 10 people can tell the difference between Terror and Sepultura? Will faggots like you get pissed off when people call TROO HARDCORE metal anyway?
I srsly couldn’t care less about the difference between hardcore (via not being a fuck up) and 1980′s tribal thrash metal (via not being a virgin). They both sound the same and i would categorize them as hardcore + metal. Same goes to Defeater, Touche Amore, Sick of it all, Hatebreed, Terror, Comeback Kid, they all hardcore + metal as far as I care.
I’ve never listened to Touche Amore or Defeater (via not being a beta).
Its not about the bands, just using it as an example that although the sound of those bands may differ, casual listeners will probably generalize them into the same common genre, because tbh most people don’t really care enough about knowing or liking a song’s or artist’s genre. I’m not against your opinions and I do agree with some of the points you make in other posts, just my thoughts on generalizing music genres.
all bands u mentioned are in fact blending metal and hardcore to various degrees…so we on the same page!
This bro gets it. What I think is, most electro music share a common sound(via beats, instrumentation, composition) that most casual listeneners would just consider it to be dubstep / edm without delving to far from the subject, just like every other genre of music with a million micro sub genres, generalization makes things easier and non complicated.
rules for non-lemmings
contribute = butthurt
discuss = butthurt
disagree = butthurt
the only way to avoid the butthurt on SYWH is to lick the posters balls…and like it
the fact that you’re disagreeing with the poster isn’t what makes you butthurt, it’s the fact that you’re arguing about something that’s completely irrelevant to the post.
and in a way that suggests you are negative, humorless and unpleasant to be around aka BUTTHURT
thinking im arguing about the dubstep not dubstep thing makes u an idiot AKA idiot
only track I’ve ever listened from Nero is reaching out, I didn’t knew they did dnb, I’ll check them properly now ahaha
They used to only make dnb up until 2008 or so.
Read the comments and then started playing the songs and now I’m kinda bummed by the nitpicking, humourless fggtry going on. Crazy fun music and hot lasses, what’s not to like really? Gotta love the hits, love the hits, the hits, bros!
Am I the only girl about to post a comment?
Anyone here not from euro have u heard of spring awakening? If not here is a fyi its a concert like warped tour but with dubstep music all the ppl listed up there were playing that day so idc if u consider it or not it is.
Another thing coming from someone who has done molly in a deadmau5 show must say shit was awesome but it was good too being sober the music is the thing that makes you wanna get a guy to dance with you especially if they like the song too.
Conclusion id dance maybe bang a guy at any of the above concerts
a girl?!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH RRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs around naked in locker room*
guys….GUYS, MY TOWEL! I CAN’T FIND MY TOWEL!
This is what I figured some girl would say, and the basic point of parkers post.
Anyway, for the bros who want to take the post’s advice get any of these tunes:
Tantrum Desire – Reach (Push The Feeling) (Dubstep Mix)
Drumsound & Bassline Smith – R U Ready (Dubstep Mix)
Chase & Status – Saxon — Nicki Minaj freestyled over this & they produced for Rihanna
Pendulum – Set Me On Fire
Chase & Status & Sub Focus – Flashing Lights — there’s also a Mac Miller freestyle over this
Emalkay – When I Look At You
Katy Perry – ET (Noisia Remix)
Skream – Where You Should Be
Skream – Anticipate — released on Skrillex’ label
Jack Beats – All Night (Skream Remix)
Skream & Example – Shot Yourself In The Foot Again
Magnetic Man – Fire
Magnetic Man – I Need Air
Crystal Fighters – Swallow
Emalkay – Bring It Down
Rusko – Woo boost
Chase & Status – Pieces
Toddla T – Take It Back (D1 Remix)
Above & Beyond – Sun & Moon (Distance Remix)
Sub Focus – Falling Down
Tek One – Broken String — they also did a BMTH remix
Doctor P – Sweet Shop
Feed Me – Trapdoor
NERD & Daft Punk – Hypnotize U (Nero Remix)
Nero – Guilt, Innocence, Crush On You (Knife Party Remix)
Should be enough to let a girl know you’re into dubstep/edm/raving.
dat dere noisia <3 anything they do is dope! dutch pride and all that jizz
i am laughing my ass off at how stupid these dubstep nerds get all butthurt….
wait, is this how other people laugh at us IMN’s when we get butthurt over something untr00?
Holy shit. Just clicked on this post. Had no idea that dubstep attracts angry faggots. :(
dubstep fans are so shit
420 blaze it erryday trust fund NEET chino wearers
hope they all realise they are wrong
Well, this definitely didn’t go as expected, but thats not a bad thing. Interesting discussion.
I kinda wish this post was about Dub War instead though.
In that case fggts would argue over whether they were better than Skindred & I would slip in some Tracy Chapman/Eddie Grant/Big Mountain videos to aggravate the situation.
Dub War were quality. Skindred are pretty good too although I haven’t kept up with them. Great live band
I spoke about their recent output briefly in my first article: http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/2011/10/lets-talk-about-real-rap-metal/
Its the “I don’t 100% agree with your subjective opinion on creative material therefore you must be 100% wrong” mindset that makes caring about stuff ghey :(
This absolutely
>Go to EDM night looking your best
>Meet girl
>Hit it off, take her to your home
>Come close to touching her boobs
>Find now the best time to play UK garage 2-step subgenre of dubstep to set mood
>Girl asks if you can play some “dubstep like Skrillex” so she can do a sexy dance
>Make sure girl knows she is wrong and that Skrillex is actually fidget and a poser
>Girl buttons up clothes
>You remain one of the final bastions of “true dubstep”, prepared “stay in the dark, with people whose interests you actually share” instead of being in the company of easygoing people
ded at “people whose interests you actually share”
this man has the ability
the correct terminology is “real dubstep” not “true dubstep” :p
titties in the room: no argument as shes not trying to be funny but sexy, i got no problem with that (should be clear by now) but to be honest im not sure about the sexiness of this girl if she really wanna do this dance on dubstep or fidget or whatever cause lets be honest most people just look like autists having an attack or something when dancing to this…im more for something south american in these situations. (never had a normal, radio listening girl say no to that) i sure as hell wouldnt say no but id know this is no long term ;)
Your username is MASSIVELY misleading
X-D
shutup man you’re ruining it for the rest of us that scrolled this far down bro!!!
now plz….. continue =]
boom motherfucker :)
also hooked at ad neros promisess
Oh my fucking god the comments on this post have convinced me to never, ever have a conversation about music ever again.
tfw when negative assmad fggts ruin everything :/
yes i know dat feel….
like when doze occupy wall street fgz ruined my night at dtla’s artwalk with their faggotry this past summer =/ .. i barely had a black n tan, n dirty hoe in me man!!!
The original non-Skrillex mixes of Promises is better, imo.
solid opinion bro, gotta agree with ya
We should hold a contest to see what bullshit subgenre attracts the most dipshits in the comments section.
I back this, we should make the posts intentionally inflammatory
So this post about fun music and hot girls, with an actual picture of a barely clothed hot girl, has devolved into one of the worst buttfests of all time??
THANKS A LOT, EUROPE
funny how u guys always wk each other :D
Do you even know what white knighting is??
It’s where you agree with someone you got to know based on similar interests, instead of an angry outsider who missed the point entirely and is attacking the guy you know because of this.
wish there were more comments about the hot girl pictured, but perhaps my tag was wildly successful and all the chill bros spent their time googling her tits.
Don’t worry bro I googled and THANK YOU <3
don’t thank me, thank the wonderful people at Front for bringinng ridiculously hot girls into the spotlight they deserve <3
Euros should have their own internet, I am tired of them.
stangry.eu
>implying listening to music can get you laid
oh my sides
this
I was out of town for one night, and I returned to check out the new post from SYWH’s resident pop wizard, I found what was once surely a good and lovely post reduced to a desolate rubble of butthurt by nuclear explosion of faggotry. Sad :(
the problem is that apparently his pop wizardry doesn’t extend to sub genres of electronic music, and that has made some people on the internet very upset.
what the hell happened here
post more ignorant moshcore
may the mosh be with u
For something that started in the 90’s in London, mostly played in basement parties to a small fan-base, it really has come along way. I feel butt-hurt that you Ameri-fags turned something respectable and changed it into poor taste.
On behalf of my country, I deeply apologize for our taking the high art of dubstep and reducing it to cheap party fodder. Given that Europe (and especially the UK) has been ripping off musical trends from the US and churning out shitty, inferior versions for decades (ie: The Beatles, and I mean, c’mon, you guys even managed to make rockabilly revival more embarrassing than it already is here!), maybe we could consider this even?
LMAO A+
Fuck you faggot, nothing that’s ever come out of your pansy ass country has ever been respectable. We took the obscure trash you made and made it into something good (read:American), deal with it.
USA #1
I really like that dubstep song that Wanderlei Silva enters to.
do all these butthurts not know how social interactions works or are they just euros?
tooodaloooo motherfuckers.
After reading his many posts shoving anti-hipster mainstream music down our throats, i’ve come to the conclusion that Save Parker is butthurt about people that are butthurt. Meta-butthurt, if you will. It jst the other syd of the coin bro :(
I could post about how much I dig the new Dark Dark Dark record, but I think that would just be boring :/
I’m having a pretty fun time being the pop music wizard guy (props to Bronson for saying things in ways that I like), music that people already know about is much funner to write about anyway.
But butthurt just makes me sad :( The only things that get me really butthurt anymore are like Title fight and Hopsin, and I try to avoid all conversation of either to be safe from the anal pain :3
Sorry I doubted you bro, your response showed me the error in my ways (srs).
Achievement unlocked
Thanks for doubting me bro, it keeps me thinking.
DOUBT ME
HATE ME
YOURE THE INSPIRATION I NEED
For more lists of pop songs to put on your iPod/namedrop that will surely get you laid by some hot broad in some other pop sub-culture, I came up with the following:
Ten Radio Country Songs That Will Get Any Broad’s Panties Wet at The Line Dancing Bar Out Past That Third Exit
Some Really Rockin’ Nu-Grunge Hits From 1999-2009 That Drunk Divorced Bangin’ Secretaries Who Hang Out @ Bennigan’s And Chili’s Will Love Almost as Much as They Love Being Told What to Do
Hot n’ Nasty Sissy Bounce Fresh Out of Tha 504 That Will Have Sorority Girls Shaking The Farts Out of Their Asses
RIP Bennigans
Never 5get. because 5 is more than 4.
i have heard of bennigans.. ive seen this species of a restaurant on south park.. but my left coast brain does not comprehend…. is this like an inferior or superior joint compared to tgi friday’s or buffalo wild wings??? plz respond…
aww wtf is this the end of the butthurt comments!!! lame!!! i wanted to read more stangry butthurt shit while im still taking a shit in my bathroom goddamnit!!!
somebody better mention that iron maiden is hard rock or black metal so we can hear how the south americans get down on the comments sexshin!!!!
plz cmon!!!
its like an Irish Applebee’s, I liked it as a kid cause they had Shamrock shaped sugar cookies and they was dope </3
aww fux yea i want me some of those shamrock shugar cookies!!!
they busted a broadway/mervyn’s n went bankrupt or wut? i must visit when i graduate n start making reel grown up adult money =P
This would seriously be an uproarious article, be it a joke or legit music analysis. Would read out of 10.
Yeah but there wouldn’t be any thinly veiled lessons about coming of age or growing up or any of that sappy bullshit.
The Bounce Rap one would write itself. I remember hearing DJ Jubilee at jr high dances in 1994.
I dont understand why everyone is getting all nit picky about this. Electronic isn’t even real music. It’s worse than rap and country.
No breakdowns? Not music.
If you listen to any kind of alternative music you’re not a chilled fella, these comments prove it
Lettuce take a moment to appreciate how SYWH normally doesn’t wind up like this, and is generally the one music website where we can discuss stuff without fgts ruining it. youhavetheabilityapes.jpg
Dubstep is for real men, Metal is for faggots excluding Black Metal which is the best music ever created.
http://youtu.be/6ABCC25w_J0
Holy fuggin’ butthurtz :( We go from super chill improvr yer life by not caring to Y U NO FOLLOW RULES 4 MUSIKAL JOHN RA’S EXACTLY HERE’S MY OPINION ON Y U SUK BLAH BLJHA BLAH..
:-/ come on dudes.
true, but I think all the faggots that are like U DISAGREE WITH THIS POST U MUST BE A BETA VIRIGN FAGGOT WHO HATES FUN are even worse.
It’s a mixed bag of 2 many cares going into both directions.
Well, all I have to say is that the first 20% of this thread was awesome stuff. Loved y’alls recommendations and it’s always sick to see people sharing music they enjoy in a chill way. For those of y’all that didn’t get your anus hurt, I salute you. You’ve made me wanna get into this scene maor.
Think it’s safe to say that 95% of people commenting here are the purest form of virgins.
No, jerking off over your sister and her friends doesn’t count.
speaking from experience there bro?
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Holy shit 303 comments of pure butthurt in like 2 days.
How much butthurt did the gold standard of “Stretched Ears” derive?
I seriously bet this post could contend for the title. Let’s see if it magnetizes butthurt for years to come
this has more comments than the stretched ears post, but probably a lower percentage of pure butthurt. We’ll see if it attracts pained butts slowly over the years in a similar fashion. Hashtag historians.
well, i read the post before there were many comments on it and enjoyed/ was aware of the songs played but after re-visiting the comments section its definitely drawn me further away from electronic music
#STAYTRAP
So nobody else is gonna comment on how the girl’s last name is Banghard?
Basshunter isn’t dubstep doe
wtf did i just read
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hot bitches love excision and doctor p.
skrilly is a must.
don’t ever buy a shirt with DUB STEP in impact on it and be “that douche”, just go and be chill and be yourself.
Some fly boardshorts go a long way.
If you do the skater look hit up zumiez for some fly A-Lab swag, I rock them psychadelic animals, that shit is advanced level game to raver chix.
Dubstep allstar since ’06 baby, remember, poppin a tab in jeans and a polo is for douches.
And thus the dubstep post entered into the BUTTHURT HALL OF FAME (BHOF) along with Sarge’s post on stretched ears. Thank u euros for making this moment possible <333
im gunna shows theses songs to a bitch, if shes likes um im not gunna fuck her because i dont want herpes