IMPORTANT POLITICAL QUESTION OF THE DAY

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36 Responses to IMPORTANT POLITICAL QUESTION OF THE DAY

  1. E N D E R says:

    let me guess! He ignored it, didn’t he??
    typical political scumbag… ignoring the hot issues

  2. Save Parker says:

    Big government is trying to force Easycare down our throats! Vote Republican!

  3. xheartburnX says:

    Government needs to stay out of pop punk. Its not our war.

  4. Void Eater says:

    inb4 Defeater writes Romney a letter asking about his views on the mistreatment of lower class blue collar workers in 1950′s New Jersey.

  5. wlfblnkt says:

    This is just another so-called symbolic issue that the Illuminati uses during election season to keep the American public angry and divided against itself so it can vette it’s real power through one of the two puppets of their choosing every four years. I suggest you guys read some David Icke, that guy knows what’s up. You probably didn’t even know that Jeremy McKinnon is actually a reptoid from the constellation Draco, or that he feasts on the blood of children in th emaze of secret tunnels below Disneyland.

  6. Keka says:

    “Followup question: Mr President, given the crisis of the American middle classes, are you prepared to give suburbia your all, and are you now nothing?”

  7. nyk3 says:

    I hear the Ikeacore lobby is pushing hard for a No Idea bailout.

  8. yup says:

    Will you keep your promises on supporting the filth of gay marriage? Some of us would like to hang out with our friends for life.

  9. Mister Booze says:

    The 1% get all the breakdowns. We are the 99%!

  10. Truant says:

    In order to receive my vote, Obama must subsidize the v-neck and RVCA tank top industries and offer tax breaks for those who take pop punk back to it’s roots. Additionally, he must reallocate 35% military defense budget into the newly created department of srs music.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Another followup question: “Mister President, you seem to have been defending pop-punk, but not once in the past 4 years have I seen you being a keeper of the faith. How do you expect me to defend your name if no true believers remain? Are you planning on expanding resources to maximize your stagedive output?”

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