‘To whom it may concern: my standards are low. VERY LOW.’
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About SYWH
Stuff You Will Hate is a blog where we make fun of stuff we like. Sometime that makes people mad. We like hardcore, pop punk, rap and anything else that isn't metal. Read this if you want to 'know what this site is really about.'
We are always looking for more people to write for us, so you're interested, hit us up!
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Br00tal FRIENDZONE SLAM featuring guest appearances by BIG CHOCOLATE, 7 HORNS 7 EYES, GOLIATH and CITY LIGHTS. Debut EP "NOT ALL GUYS ARE JERKS" out now!
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Listen to Sergeant D bullshit with people in your favorite bands, talk shit, and laugh at his ghey voice. New show every week or two, don't sleep on it!
Posts about genres
- 2012 STATE OF THE SCENE ADDRESS
- Deathcore is evolving
- Early-mid 00's emo
- EASYCORE
- ENTOMBEDCORE
- Euro/Azn thugcore
- IKEACORE
- Jerkin Music
- Lulzy straightedge songs
- MAKEOUTCLUBCORE
- Neo-nu-metal
- NU-DEATHCORE
- Patriotic songs
- POWER POP
- Power Violence
- PUNK
- REAL rap metal
- RECORDCOLLECTORCORE
- REGRETCORE
- Rockabilly
- SRSCORE
- The TWEEN SCENE
- tr00 POP PUNK
- Wigger slam metal
What we think about stuff
- "REAL MUSIC"
- 90s hardcore cover art
- Are Latinos Born 2 Mosh??
- AZNBROS
- Band merch
- Being on tour
- Breakdowns are the new guitar solo
- Do you 'really get what this site is all about'??
- Girls do not like metal!!!
- Girls who wear UGGS
- How metal nerds choose what bands to like
- How should I keep my kids from getting into art and music??
- HXC HISTORY 2: When youth crew went metal
- HXC HISTORY 4: Mosh for Krishna!
- I non-ironically hate NERDBAITING
- Internet Metal Nerds (IMNs)
- Is hardcore for rich white pussies??
- LOL @ stretched ears
- My movie called BIG BUSH
- Revelation Records
- SLUT SHAMING
- Srs talk on BREAKING EDGE
- The history of metalcore
- The ugly truth about 90s hardcore
- The zine I did in the 90s
- Varsity font
- Video Games
- What is the most annoying/lulzy kind of girl??
- What kind of bish is your type??
- What's wrong with WHITE KNIGHTING??
- Who is your favorite PORN BISH??
- Why girls get naked on the internet
Guest posts & interviews
- BROKENCYDE
- Chris Drew of NEVERHSHOUTNEVER and EATMEWHILEIMHOT
- Craig Mabbitt of ESCAPE THE FATE
- Daddy X of KOTTONMOUTH KINGS and DOGGY STYLE
- Dave Astor of LOCUST, CATTLE DECAPITATION and PATHOLOGY
- Dave Witte of MUNICIPAL WASTE, HUMAN REMAINS, DISCORDANCE AXIS, etc
- Dennis from REFUSED reviews stuff
- DJ TWO STACKS guide to slam
- DJ TWO STACKS reviews some videos
- Evan Taubenfeld (ex Avril Lavigne guitarist)
- Ezec of SKARHEAD
- How to party, RINGWORM style
- Jack from THE ACACIA STRAIN
- Jake of DEFILER
- Jonny Craig of DANCE GAVIN DANCE/authorized Macbook reseller
- Josh from A DAY TO REMEMBER
- Keith from RORSCHACH/DEADGUY interview
- Lars from JUDGE/SIDE BY SIDE reviews stuff
- Mike Cheese of GEHENNA reviews rap songs vol 1
- Mike Cheese reviews rap songs vol 3
- Mike Score of ALL OUT WAR
- Nate of XIBALBA
- Pete Wentz of FALL OUT BOY and VEGAN REICH
- Ryan Neff of MISS MAY I
- SEEDER of BTM/3A
- Shred Sean of BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART on guitars
- Steve Joh of CENTURY MEDIA
- Todd from CHAMPION/BETRAYED reviews stuff
- WINDS OF PLAGUE
Posts about individual bands
- 18 Visions
- American Nightmare
- Animosity
- Between The Buried And Me
- Black Sabbath
- Blink-182
- Brujeria
- Converge
- Day Of Suffering
- Dead To Fall
- Defeater
- Downset
- Dropkick Murphys
- E-Town Concrete
- Elysia
- Fall Out Boy
- Fastbreak
- Fury Of Five
- Guttermouth
- Handsome
- Hellogoodbye
- Hit The Lights
- Hot Water Music
- Icepick
- Irate
- Jerome
- Juliana Theory
- Liferuiner
- Lifetime
- Merauder
- Mest
- New Found Glory
- No Warning
- NOFX
- Odd Future/Tyler The Creator
- Parkway Drive
- Saosin
- Saves The Day
- Simple Plan
- Strung Out
- SUNN 0))
- The Movielife
- The Story So Far
- The Vandals
- The Wonder Years
- Vision of Disorder
- Whitechapel
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saw a chick VERY briefly years ago who was opposed to “the gym” i was like wat. inb4 ishmael wasnt after her
“I’m 16. I’m British. I have never kissed anyone.”
Solid 2/10. Would not.
noticed this wasn’t tagged with ‘stuff probably said on reddit’, weird.
Fatties>healthfags
Never.
File under “How I Rationalize My Own Fatness”
“Turn these unused, coiled shaker balls into handy Christmas ornaments!”
But there are plenty of guys who have spent hours on both fitness and Skyrim. Where’s her god now?
I’m such a nerd! Skyrim! Star Wars! Zombies! I’m such a huge Batman fan, I’ve seen all three Dark Knight movies! Lol so nerdy!
i <3 u
Old school nintendo!
Dr. Who and Adventure Time!!1
Hi, I think that you are a very interesting and unique girl and would like to get to know you.
I’m afraid this reply makes me look like i’m ALSO thinking of Behold as a “nerdchick” in this instance. I am NOT.
I was replying to a bro who was merely exagerrating his love for guythings to come off as what this whalehunter was looking for. (fuck skyrim, fuck bethestheda, you fucked up fallout) (srs)
The last Fallout I played was 3 b/c I didn’t have enough time in my day to play both Skyrim and Fallout AND bench press my 10 sets a day
Don’t forget The Big Bang Theory. OMGGG SHELDON’S SO FUNNY, LOL SCIENCE JOKES!
“useful things”… srsly this can’t be srs but god I hope so
Someone I can cosplay Bowser and Peach with and go to Cons in “exotic” locations and take photos with after being sunburnt beyond belief.
BRB puking my guts out. Holy shit, I wanna call this nerdbaiting but something tells me this chick is so desperate, she is srs jocking Skyrim in the hopes of getting some uber-beta boyfriend. Disgusting.
“I just want a weak guy I can dominate emotionally that has few ties to friends and family so he can be mineminemine forever”
lol this entirely. I have noticed that some girls do hunt for beta guys and have them a boyfriends because some of them are emotionally weaker as they’re just like “Im just rly glad to bee here”. But then after they’ve fucked him a few times he gets enough confidences to show a brief period of “Im not a door mat blues”. Only to be wiped as fucked.
This girl sounds too good to be true! I didn’t know girls liked video games! What a sexual awakening of a day for me!
this is also a sarcastic reply in the vein of earlier: hahahah this is funny! Its funny cause of what the normal person wouldnt think.
Genuine LOL.
“Give me a pasty white…nerd boy any day”
Racist detected
^ srs doe, i didn’t think of that but yes
let’s be srs. Black people don’t play Skyrim.
i have a flip friend that does but thats as close as it gets
“useful things like Skyrim” makes me think this one’s a troll.
*hope
Srsly tho, if there’s any troo elder scrolls/western RPG fags here like me, you’d know that Skyrim is a gigantic piece of poop compared to Oblivion and especially Morrowind, and you’d be fans of nerdy shit like Planescape Torment or Divine Divinity (#feelsbadman)
-2/10, would not steal bowls from argonian houses with her
(god i sound like a faggot)
Planescape: Torment
Read 500 lines of dialogue.
Fight a skeleton for three seconds.
Find mysterious object on skeleton.
Mysterious object initiates five new quests and 1000 lines of dialogue.
lol’d fucken hard
I like my games to be novels :(
same here… thats why I like SOME FF games… I like my games to be like novels n movies… nothing like playing thru a section of a level and then being treated to a good 10-20 minutes of cutscenes…
Can’t wait till i get the new madden… disregard buttons, acquire new lazy, voice activated way of playing video games… =D
according to the hardcore everything after daggerfall was dumbed down consoletarded popamole
Oblivion?? u mean that game from like 7 years ago with the generic, randomly generated dungeons and insanely broken system where the enemies level with you?? or am i thinking of a different one
Yeah I never get that about people bigging up Oblivion, just like Morrowind. Broken mechanics, broken mechanics evrywhr. Skyrim was a lot better than Oblivion in every aspect, bar the spell craft. (absolute feedom my ass Bethesda)
“7 years ago”
pullthetriggerbitch.jpg
Guild Storylines and end game were twice as good in Oblivion, comeatmebros.png
I prefer the demo.
ok lets say for a second that i see putting on makeup as ‘trying too hard’ aka the opposite of a ‘cool’ person, do you think there are decent girls out there that feel this way about gyming?
I have not seen a picture of this girl but am willing to bet if any guy who is in decent shape ever started talking to her she would eat these words faster than she is currently eating vegan cupcakes.
Fattie wants a taste of dem aesthetics
Well my heart is broken.
No white knight… but this girl can totally be saved, she’s only 16!
booksrantsandsillylittlethings if you’re reading this- hit the gym, get skinny, drink booze, do drugs, make out with random dudes, wear Uggs, lawyer up, and get your fucking life started!
steroid freaks are as appealing as a bad boob job
Skinnyfat fggt and/or whale detected
brb taking life advice from a pussy whipped coward.
post pics of ur abs fggt
boom
post pics of your sup stack
LOLOLOLOL
“U pussy whipped coward!!!”
- Anonymous
ded
do you even lift, bro?
Watch him rage in the clubs whining “why no girls want an intelligent conversation”
‘idk why they have to play this loud music all the time how am i supposed to talk about my favorite vegan recipes over it?!’
OMG I’m going to wear my zaniest/smart printed T-shirt to the clubs tonight. It’ll totally get girls interested!
still waiting for my SYWH tshirt to arrive
Makin’ me chug a glass of rageahol/10
Inb4 she gets some VitaminD inside and her words are choked on.
seems like straight up nerdbaiting.
The WhaleKnighting will occur when some Frodo obsessed dude offers his shoulder when she tumblwhines about how all guys are dicks cuz the dig cheerleaders and shit.
Because playing a shitty video game is more useful than improving your physique.
I tried not to say that b/c I know I’ll end up dying from rageahol if I think about it. Plz anonymous, spare my lief. I don’t want tumblr to be the death of me =(
I didn’t think there are any people out there that actually think working out isn’t a beneficial thing that everyone should do. Even fatties think “I will start working out next Monday” or that their 5 minute walk is working out.
Fat apologists make me rage like nothing else. There is no logic at all behind their thinking.
Don’t worry I’m drinking DIET coke with my triple baconator and XXL fries!!!
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please be a troll (the alternative is too horrifying to imagine)…
Brb not gonna work out anymore, just gonna sit around gaming and eating fatty foods 24/7
High cholesterol is just a risk I have to take to get ass, bros.
Tumblr has made my generation enter an arms race of who can have the lowest standards in the name of being a better person then you.
Kids These Days(tm)
goddamn whippersnappers… back in my day we had this thing called a LYFE!!
back in the 50′s we just got fuck up and didn’t give no shits #yolo
- Defeater
ded
oh, those days of yore . . . being 16 and mumbling “fuck the gym and the people who go there IT’S STUPID” while i ate an entire box of cereal. no one was mirin that. i wish i had put down the vegan cupcakes and picked up some weights a lot sooner. former fat vegan goth girl regretcore.
Start a band yo
Mastodon said “White whale, holy grail”, but I think this bish is doing it wrong.
There are two types of chicks in the world, chicks who say they love hard muscular bodies and dirty fucking liars
Boom
confidence wins everytime