I’ve grown accustomed to the fact that if you try to do something cool or fun on the internet, metalfags will show up and ruin it for everyone. But I never thought it would go THIS far, that their slimy tentacles would wrap themselves around the one and only thing on this planet I consider sacred: leggings. Thanks to metalfag/hipster brand ACTUAL PAIN, we now have the world’s first example of leggings that make my penis sad.
This is why we can’t have nice things :( If you are feeling down, cheer your penis up with a visit to Girls In Yoga Pants.
File under things you wish you never saw but probably will be seeing a lot more of via being in a place with “cool alternative kids.”
Why can’t we all just be mnstrm together? :(
Also bish is like a 2/10. Not surprised she’s wearin’ that shit.
she might be hot if she got a haircut and put on a Pink hoodie. at least she isn’t a whale. just hard to tell via her having the enthusiasm of a bag of hammers.
Hm, I guess it could go either way. idk, it’s impossible to tell since she just seems rlly depressing to talk to and all your time talking to her will be spent with her whining about how much everything sucks. My boner and mind can’t get past that so all I see is 2/10.
” just seems rlly depressing to talk to and all your time talking to her will be spent with her whining about how much everything sucks”
do yourself a favor and never hang out with me. haha
i thought that was the frontman of motionless in white at first
Why can’t we all just be mnstrm together? :(
my new motto for lief (srs)
seems like some shit the alt-kids in a 3rd tier place like philly would be sporting
This is pretty bad, but look on the bright side- at least its a step in the right direction!
*insert rectum-ravaging comment referencing Grim Kim and Metal Womyn*
Sorry but i cant see them being taken too seriously in a pair of these. Also, 4/10 there has been much worse before.
Large is gonna sell out SO fast.
hay-o! zing
I fuck with some Actual Pain & Blvck Scvle shit, but the bitch shoulda been hotter, definitely.
Just a slow news day 4 U I’m guessin D?
I don’t see how they’re ruining them just by wearing them? If they start having stangry debates over which type of cloth is appropriate for REAL leggings, then we’ll have a problem though.
The last thing I want to think of when I’m checking some chick’s body are images that remind me of Venom or satan. Besides, all the ugly girls that don’t smell good will be wearing them, so it’ll just be a bad reminder :(
Srs, just look at that chick. She seems like a total bummer to hang out with and without these leggings I would know not to check her out. Now I run the risk of starting to check a chick out only to realize she sucks and I should stay away from her. The test of hotness was foolproof until now!
I see your point and it is very valid. I’m just still childish and dumb and think that it’s edgy and cool to wear satanic stuff in public :(. brb getting angry at mom for making me go to church and going there in a Slipknot shirt to rebel against society.
(does a bunch of attention seeking quasi rebellious bullshit)
DON’T EVER JUDGE ME
black milk been killin’ boners for years braj – get with it
I love Actual Pain. And goth girls.
Fuck you guys, I quit the team and I’m starting a band. To write songs about how you broke me widdle heart.
Is that chelsea wolfe?
U R correct.
Wut ever happened to pre-goth Chelsea Wolfe? </3
meh.. I’d still smash based on the fact that she’s in a band/is a solo artist… just so i can say… “yup.. i fucked her… so what?”
plus i have a fetish for tall bishes…. ;-D
dem legs = acceptance into boner academy….
u must graduate with high honors bro..
“plus i have a fetish for tall bishes”
BRB throwing up
I’ve always really hated that shitty meme about not wanting to live on this planet anymore… But yeah… This is groce as fuk :(
R U AN CREATIONIST?
plz respond
brb stealing the blue grape line sheets to make demolition hammer yoga pants
aren’t normal leggings metal enough being just all black? not seeing the point of adding ugly shit to them. hoping this band goes bankrupt and gets cashier jobs :/
<3 chelsea wolfe, is tha t u?
I think this is a good thing, these are mostly going to be worn by clueless young hipster ‘hardcore’ girls who’s boyfriends jock Black Metal via it being authentic (this is a real trend here in the UK, dunno about you ameribros) and thus piss off metalheads even more.
I’m glad all of my close friends wouldn’t touch black metal with a 50ft pole. I’m cautious not to joke about this attire to some friends are metalheads and I don’t want their girlfriends to buy these.
pretty sure most dudes in america who are still way into black metal have ponytails, fedoras, and cargo shorts
Well you definitely have hipster black metal bands coming out of the states, perhaps they are more popular amongst boundary-confused entry-level bros here though, who knows.
Point is when these leggings are worn in conjunction with a ‘Joy Division -Closer’ shirt by a 21 yr old with plump thighs and an embarrassingly middle class British upbringing, real life metalheads are going to weep into their thumbed copies of ‘Lords of Chaos’.
Win.
Yes this a big thing here. They all start twinkly shoegaze black metal groups that make me sperg out.
Deicide will wear these on stage.
I will wear these on stage.
boom!
Bad vibes
Dude I love metal and all, but seriously when I be checking out your legs I don’t want to be looking at some fucking goat.
Metal chix are srsly the most unattractive group of females to me aside from groce body modding bishes. But hey, if some neckbeard wants to fap over her and buy her overpriced drinks at a Warbringer show I suppose it is a free country.
http://girlsinyogapants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ffwindows.jpg
Staring at this picture for five minutes now to stop myself from running across the street to the train tracks and laying down and waiting for a train to end my pain.
<3 thank you…… just… thank you <3
:'-]
god bless merica'
related: the other day i saw this (probably) tumblrslut in camo leggings. my boner was confused because i mostly associate camo with pony-tailed death metal drummers.
in general i’m kinda split on what to think about girls being into anything remotely “high fashion”. on one hand it’s obviously lulzy. on the other hand it’s kinda endearing that a girl is into something other than keut boys. and really girls just ARE going to be into arts and crafts of some sort; nothing you can do about it.
it’s lame that you spend most your time talking about how to not get butthurt or offended when young people do sillly thingz. but when it’s hipster related culture all you have is hate, scorn, and shame.
you don’t hate on mishka, but only cuz that dude from jeromes dream runs it, prolly.
but their metal appropriation is prolly even worse than actual pains.
also the brand puts out free mixtapes, organizes screenings and promotes shows.
at least like they’re trying.
Isn’t ‘Hate, Scorn & Shame’ title of some euro death metal bands album which tries to explore the dark side of human thinking?
I think you are confused about how the degree of actual buttpain i am experiencing (did u c what i did there).
also, i do hate on mishka and jerome’s dream was awful.
Check out the “do u really get what this site is all about” section (srs)
4. REASONABLE OPINIONS AREN’T VERY ENTERTAINING
Lettuce be cereal: nobody gives a shit about copy-pasted news, fair, “professional” reviews, and dull interviews full of stuff like “HERP WE THINK THE NEW ALBUM IS OUR BEST STUFF YET” and “DERP WE DON’T CARE HOW PEOPLE LABEL US WE JUST PLAY WHATEVER WE WANT.” And if they do, that’s what AP, Absolute Punk, The PRP, etc are for, so who needs more of the same? I’ll let the NFC/oldfags/’srs music journalists’ handle it.
I think reading about music should be fun so brb letting AP get really mad about how some pop punk band for 16 year-old girls uses autotune too much. So when I say that Man Overboard makes me feel like I guzzled a gallon of rageahol, what I really mean is “I am mildly annoyed by this band for the following reasons,” but nobody wants to read that or “ummm this band is pretty good I guess, I don’t mind listening to them but I wouldn’t fave them on Spotify.”
Brb, gotta go dye my hair black and get some Slayer vinyls just in case this look catches on. Gotta go where the bishes go and whatnot.
here here my good man… if jocking trends and jumping on bandwagons isn’t mnstream, then idk wut is!!
One step ahead I played Mayhem’s deathcrush for one of my school performances. Although the teacher referred to it as “grunge metal”.
Dead/Attila + separated at birth.
why are those $40+?? : ( ew
I’m already teh filth of gay, but this picture just made me even faggier.
brb putting on sparkling pink Madonna shirt and rly small/tight cut-off jeanshorts and avoiding females liek the plague
Real talk, the leggings don’t look that bad, it just stands out too much because the bish is wearing a plain black top, can picture hipsters and high fashion bishes jocking these “patterned” leggings style by late 2012 – 2013. I mean I wouldn’t get one for my gf or anything doe (via also agreeing that chicks who listen to mehtul are the filth of lezbots)
Don’t really care about the generic pentagram with baphomet head and inverted cross design too, I mean come on for 40 bucks I would at least want something a lil more creative and properly illustrated.
ps i have a tattoo of that baphomet/pentagram thing about 10″ tall on my forearm :(
I love you and all sarge but…..thats just the filth of gay (and this is coming from an artschool gauged ears phaggot :( )
As soon as I read this sentence my brain produced a “car brakes screeching” sound (srs).
i put a :( emoticon in there for a reason
We are here for you sarge, atleast when the “grizzled hardcore/ mehtul veteran with faded, old school tats” look come into fashion and starts getting jocked by the equivalent of swaggots in the year 2020, you’ll be at the forefront of it.
mind=blown
Pics plz
I have an entire sleeve dedicated to atheism (srs)
inb4 goodluckwith your trying to reduce atheist butthurt goals for 2012
at least Adam Barton did it so it looks badass
Yeah me too. I left the arm blank.
what happened to rockett clothing?
I think it actually still exists, but sucks now
So gay
Also @ BLEH! I legit know some hipster bish with a deathcore obsessed boyfriend who go apeshit over trendy blerk merterl. Every goddamn day there’s a status about how good immortal or gorgoroth is, despite the fact it sounds like razors in a megalaphone and teenage angst mixed with misdirected self harm. They jock the blackened motol so hard and to appear zany and radical, but all it does is hurt my butt and make me think less of them. And this is in Australia, so I think trendy black metal is just a western epidemic with no cure
dude… do wut i do… just say u lyke Liturgy and Wolves on da waiting room or w/e da fuck dat band is called or some other hipster black metuhl band and they will get so buttmad and stangry they won’t stand being in ur presence!!!
I non ironically <3 dat hipster black metuhl shit cuz it pisses every IMN off hehe…
in b4 litergy jockage in da late 2020's/early2030's
Wolves on da waiting room
LOL. Got a ridiculous game of thrones picture in my head from this
Also, hipsters used to jock that band like there was no tomorrow around 2008, and it must have been a lot because I have literally never been into black metal and I know what it is
My advice re: black metol chicks is smash then dash. They are all emotionally damaged beyond reason without exception.
You’ll have to fight through concentric circles of FZ metal dudes who are too bonerembarrassed to make a move, but that is part of the fun I guess.
wut is this!!?!?! a website dedicate to hot chix in yoga pants??? dear god!!!
i feel like quagmire when he discovered internet porn…. thanks sarge…
my dick will be angry witchu due to all the work i will be making him do due to this talented website that has the ability! <3
WHY GOD!!! WHY!!!!!??????
Yo I purchased a tee from this brand right after I stepped out of Undefeated and bought some air max 97′s. Does this make me gay? Because I fuck with this shit
Obv D doesn’t go out much anymore because this and the Givenchy type goth thing has been goin on for a few years and it’s worn by mostly babes who have nothing to do with metal. Some other dude nailed when he said that a lot of girls are jocking Black metal usually wear this shiz. Also equally represented in girls who were kind of into hardcore but are now into clubs via being older than 21.
Weirdly a lot of them seem to be into weed in a big way.
Pro tip for reforming IMN’s. If you have not cut your hair yet but you have figured out personal hygiene and the gym then you can punch above your weight through having a bit of metal knowledge with these types of girls
Also while we’re here IMNs stop putting away your clothes wet/leaving them in the washing machine too long before drying. THAT is the reason you smell like wet dog/cat piss
Black metal is my life.
Am I the only guy on the planet who doesn’t find leggings attractive?
Actually, some people predict that homosexuals make up to 5% of the human population!
Nah man, I reckon leggings are grose and slutty, not hot at all. Tho mainly coz where I live soooooo many grose bishes wear them :(
CANBERRA!
^^^ brb going into cryogenic hibernation, awaiting this glorious day.
I would have thought this was the kinda thing that would annoy the hell out of black metal fags, ergo it is a good thing. They usually hate anything that makes their shitty genre slightly more appealing to people other than troo fans
WHY.jpg
lol @ the butthurt in these comments, EVERY TIME anything remotely related to metal is mentioned there is an outbreak of asspain
the facebook comments are very butthurt :(
I haven’t used facebook in years, am I missing out on a SYWH party on there?
This outbreak seemed pretty mild compared to the recent dubstep epidemic on here.
Probably would fuck a girl wearing these tho.
There’s nothing wrong with listening to black metal… Just don’t let anyone know that you do!!
Nah mate just don’t be a faggot about how troo you are nigga.
Penis = state of confusion :/
isnt that the motionless in white dude?
hay-o! *zing*
I thought this was Joey Jordison.
Bish is Chelsea Wolfe, dope singer/10. Actual Pain is the actual shit, and it’s streetwear, not hipster/metalfag anything. They’re all about occult shit, this has nothing to do with metal. C’mon Sarge, get with it.
They have a design of a vicious ass wolf with an acid tab on it’s tongue. HOW IS THIS NOT AWESOME?