BEFORE: Smoking fucking hot 10/10 jb, wood lance the boils off of a bum’s staph-infected asshole with my teeth just nod for the chance to politely at her as we walk past each other at Target
AFTER: low-budget Tank Girl cosplayer, most likely has a massive bush tucked under that high-waisted skirt
Skrillex hair :(
One of the hardest parts of being a heterosexual man is watching girls go thru their inevitable early-20s frumpster phase, in which they start dressing like a bag lady who got an Urban Outfitters shopping spree. I am not sure what the impetus for this transformation is (probably the same ‘desire to be seen as a srs mature young adult not a little kid anymore’ that makes scenebros get 1950s dad haircuts), but it’s fucking grose and happens like clockwork once girls turn 19 or 20. Miley isn’t the first girl to go through a frumpster phase and she certainly won’t be the last, but it’s always sad to see a girl who used to be so fappable become so fucking grose so fast :(
I would happily act as that toilet in the first pic. Would accept trace and billy rays chuds for a glimpse of mileys vertical smiley.
literally laughed so hard at this i couldn’t breathe for a minute
also Katy Perry is making a shoegaze album
wow u arent kidding o.O
I heard Billy Corgan is gonna ghost write it. He might be dating her also.
I like Katy Perry’s tits
FUCK YES
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RIP Miley Cyrus’ once promising career
Humming ‘He Could Be the One’ quietly all day now out of respect.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfxNEe0jUns#t=56s
the “www.tombstonebuilder.com” tag at the bottom of the picture makes it at least 12x funnier
the obviously photoshopped “before” picture on the top makes it 12x funnier
IMO the reason why girls go through the frumpster phase is because they have subconsciously realized that no matter what they do, men will always want to have sex with them. thus, the only summit left to scale is that of other women, so they have to start acting in outlandish, annoying ways, joining ridiculous political causes and being a retarded asshole in general. because this phase happens when they are 19-20 and thereby do not have to join the real world for another 2 years (via being a 2nd year college student) they have 2 years to out-retard their female peers before they have to settle down and start acting normal again so they can get a job.
dude this is seriously a brilliant insight, i think you are 10000% correct. color me impressed (srs).
Thanks man!
ALSO IDK WHY BUT IT MAKES ME GIGGLE TO USE CALL GIRLS ‘ASSHOLE’
See also “dickhead”
It makes me smile when I call girls “assholes” Like “you asshole” then a huge grin after saying the words
Do you mean that they are going after the approval of other women or something else?
Plz respond
Yes, this is the phase where they stop dressing for dudes and start dressing for other girls (hence why they wear so much grose horrible shit that makes your weiner go soft). ‘omg those high waisted denim shorts are sooooo kyut’
I think just after this phase is where they will begin the habit of hating every other woman they encounter, especially at work.
This phase starts roughly at the age of 6, once you playboys start chasing girls around the playground and pulling their hair. Once male attention enters the equation, all bets are off between women.
Could it be more about one-up-(wo)manship? Like, “hey bitch I dress like a total retard and my hair is awful but I still get more male attention than you because I’m just that hot”?
Another feasible hypothesis.
thats pretty much what i was saying!
you know i like some girls with short hair, it’s cute sometimes, but angrily shaving random areas of your head and making it look like an octopus made of swords who suffers from Mikey J. Fox Syndrome was your barber is not the fucking biz.
brought to you by notthefuckingbiz.biz/mileykilledmyboner4eva&nowiangrysexherbuttforhermisdeeds
Literal lol @ this
just checked to see if there was any sites with that domain name cause i might want/need to use it.
Even her latest side-boob shot is disappointing.
She held such promise.
I was anticipating her xxx video being leaked.
I just want to go back to the way we were.
I just want to go back to the way we were.
literally lold at this
It takes a lot for sideboob to be disappointing.
These are grim times indeed, old friend :(
its okay.. its okay…. we still have the younger olsen girl in that one martha marcy may marlene movie… you know the one where she shows her boobs every 20 to 30 minutes and gets sodomized in dat cult n shit… =]
Weirdest part in that movie was where Deadwood-guy, the cult leader, starts singing his song of seduction and I was actually liking it even though I hate the sound of anything bearded with an acoustic guitar. I related to her being manipulated.
brb netflix queue
to lazy to google, can we get some lo-res closeup .jpeg of this?
That first picture is causing my dong to oscillate like a drill and bore a hole through my desk.
I was not aware of how good and lovely she really was :(
I’d like to propose we all fly flags at half mast on our boners in rememberance of Jailbait Miley :(
let’s have a 21 boner salute
ms paint dicks at the ready
lmao, u guys r amazing, comments like these are why i <3 sywh (srs)
“I’d like to propose we all fly flags at half mast on our boners”
DEAD
dat first pic HNNNNNNNG. I have a boner in my pants
alas, my boner was shot down in flames by that second pic. what really rustles my jimmies is the Anarchy in the U-Gay shirt, fecking groce brah
But bro don’t you realise that she is like a super-srs punk now and she’s more than just a pretty face?
Let’s all have a moment of silense 4 taking Miley srsly as a non-srs hot bish, not a srs(ly grose) frumpster “punk” :(
although I feel if I asked her why she got that shirt, she would say “idk I just like it” which is better than her pretending to be tr00 ponx imo
Why must all good things come to an end?
first “scene” went away
then
pop-punk went and became all sandy viginas
now this :(
i just want the neon years back
R.I.P 2007-2010
good night sweet prince
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL POEM
lol @ “viginas”
i want 2 see mileys virginia
is that head photoshoped onto the body in the first pic? if not, strong large head-to-body proportions
lol @ rip boner picture
ded
please don’t get fat and keep shaving ):
pls be not a photoshop
Another boner killer (aside from the fact that she’s now far less attractive from an aesthetic standpoint) is how much of a friggin’ POSEUR she looks like with her bogus homemade “Anarchy” t-shirt, which was probably given to her “people” by a high-end “designer.” Just imagine the graphs and charts her handlers broke out and went over in boardroom meetings to strategize this next phase of her “life” (life in quotes because it’s clearly not her own).
Moral of the story: if you are going to be a phony pop singer whose destiny is pre-determined by powers beyond your control from birth until death, might as well look hot.
^^^ Was thinking THIS times a million. Who the fuck does her marketing team think they’re fooling? Is there even a significant target audience for punk rock bullshit anyways? I just don’t see how this irrational choice would make more money than her just staying the way she was.
Don’t they know punk kids spend all their money on merch of shit bands who broke up/stopped making not as shitty music before they were born. They’re too busy looking poor and like they’re from 1986. Pretty much a marketing disaster.
Lol like half of the B9 posted that emoticon with the heart eyes about these exact same pictures, bish looks so busted
Also, in my experience the frumpster thing goes around 21-24. It really seems to be more of a grad school thing than a 19 year old girl thing. Or R they getting the disease younger?
It’s really a shame that girls have to ruin their peak of physical attractiveness with god awful style choices. Why don’t they save this phase for their late 40′s or something?
Or could it be that they KNOW they are in their prime, and are abusing this fact to put the least possible effort into their appearance while they can get away with it? I suppose this goes along with the “guys will try to fuck them no matter what” theory.
Where I live girls are doing it well into their late twenties/early thirties. Dark days are ahead, my friend.
May SYWH be our beacon of truth, haven for all those who still hold true to the ways of fun and neon.
I think you’re right, I may have undershot the age a bit. Regardless, it makes my weiner sad to see girls go downhill like that :(
Well, I feel like kind of a douche for being all correcty. p gay on my part, sorry
I guess I just wanted to believe so bad that I could still jerk off to a picture of a hot girl and pretend she’s 19, instead of knowing that she must be underage if she’s work jacking off to
“just nod for the chance to politely”
wipe the semen off your keyboard, your fingers must be slipping
sorry, my left hand is dyslexic
Bet you feel like shit now that you made a grammatical error on SYWH!
Why won’t this trend just go away and leave us alone? :(
ewwww fucking GROSS.
i feel like a gross old nina hartley cougar when i look at the before photo and have “teach her that boys are unnecessary” fantasies flitting through my head. but i just feel plain old when i look at both the after photos and realize i’ve reached the age where i guess i no longer ‘get’ what kids consider attractive.
lololololol nina hartley
I’ll permit no more slander of Nina Hartley. Yeah she ain’t quite what she was but her “Nina’s Guide To…” movies are boner steroids for me. There’s one where she straight up makes love to Herschel Savage, they forget the camera’s even there…Christ, that woman. Oy.
makes love
brb barfing
Don’t make me link the scene here and light a candle or two.
I dig both looks. But there is one problem, look at how pointy her elbow is in that second pic. Gross. I would still get all up in dem guts because yolo.
In all seriousness, pubes would be a deal breaker. This isn’t a third world country or the medieval timed.
First pic is unfortunately totes fake.
And this read like a bastard child of SYWH and Hipster Run Off.
I have always been very upfront about ripping off HRO. I don’t know why people say I rip off Vice when it couldn’t be more obvious that I constantly rip off HRO, Misc, and gh15 and I have literally only read Vice once.
Haters gonna
I aint even gotta say the muhfuckin rest.
this news saddens me
Pointy elbow
2/10 wouild not bang
srry dudes, but short hair miley = boner city. kinda reminds me of Sunny from SNSD. i agree 100% with the clothing part tho. maybe its worn ironically and shes master supreme hipster level?
IDK/DRGAF short hair blondes are totes my weakness. Would take her out to the new vegan speakeasy/gastropub and listen to her talk about how much she RLY gets Hemingway via seeing Midnight in Paris twice.
Wood still. I’m a man of varied taste. But she would have to wear a hat.
is she standing in front of an ancient vampire’s dinner table?
but she looks pretty hot here: http://pattygopez.buzznet.com/user/journal/17289105/first-look-miley-cyrus-bed/