New Jamz: KIM PETRAS

This is Kim Petras, she’s a German teenage girl trying to be a pop star. She’s still relatively unknown, but if you listen to this chill garage band made jam I think its pretty clear she’s gotta a lot a of talent. I mean, Calvin Harris made a fucking A+ song on his own for Rihanna, but of all the covers I’ve heard this one got stuck in my head the hardest. She’s just got a catchy voice I think, which is a huge step up on the competition. I think she can make it! Check out this other similar one:

I don’t know how she managed to sound that good out of just backing herself up on garageband, that shit is mad impressive to me, via always wanting to be in an acapella group but never being a good enough singer to even be the background guy:(
But she kills it again, and this is just by herself. Get her a German producer who’s crazy good and try some stuff like this and you got mad Euro hits for days. Then eventually one that crosses over here, then we never hear from her again.

I don’t like many of her originals, but this one is pretty solid. Its like three years old when she was young so she’s obviously a lot better now, not even good enough to embed in the post tho really. And wikipedia says she’s on some German label so she’ll probably put out a couple actually really good dance jams soon. Got high hopes!

Here’s her most recent one, a song I’ve heard on the radio but had no idea was by Demi, I gotta get with the times. But she murders this shit for real, Demi’s probably watching and bein all like ‘alright girl, I see you. let’s see if you can get a Disney show and ditch it cause you’re too big for that now.’ Her youtube page has a bunch more like this and other ish. Girl keeps gettin better, she’ll definitely be able to get huge in Europe at least, I mean, it can’t be that hard, bein Europe and all.

Oh and by the way, she’s also the world’s youngest transsexual. That’s pretty interesting.

So what do you think??? Is that backing vocal thing in garage band only cool as fuck to me? Will she be the next big thing in Europe and then have one hit here and do alright for a little bit before going back to Europe? Isn’t that red hat cute as fuck?? Is her voice too smooth for the dance hits Euros crave??? Can she be the next successful youtube cover girl to get big in real life??? Will she be opening for Lady Gaga in Germany any day now??? would go.

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34 Responses to New Jamz: KIM PETRAS

  1. This is America says:

    This is AMERICA. We don’t want no posts about these got dang kraut homoqueers. Thats not the AMERICA Jesus and me live in.

    • BLEH! says:

      Please check your privilege!

      • Watt Par says:

        I know one thing for damn sure, the only thing I’m checkin’ is my MAP and as long as it still says that this is AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE in RED WHITE AND BLUE IMPACT FONT I won’t stand for none this dadgum tomfoolery.

        RAHOWA

  2. Joe says:

    Would hit dat (provided her vagina is well constructed) no care ever.

  3. I don't get it says:

    did not see that coming.mp4

    cool songs tho! stoked on her euro carreer

  4. If he or she likes what they do then more power to them!!

    just saying…

    http://www.wooddashempire.com/Default.asp

  5. fuzz says:

    It’s a man, baby!

  6. Anonymous says:

    still wood

  7. AndySixxBitches says:

    Die cis scum.

  8. Void Eater says:

    My inner cisgender pig says its wrong to be attracted to her, but my boner says its alright.

  9. Last Paragraph/video in the post, deffinitely did not see that on the horizon. officially so confused. feelsbadman.

  10. TheBoat says:

    Whoa! That was a some next-level twistage at the end.

    Imagine banging that and AFTERWARDS she tells you :/

  11. VyceVictus says:

    Surprisingly strong correlation to my post, bifurcated dicks aside.
    Synergy! (though I’ll work on better timing next go round)

  12. Autodidact says:

    This post was produced, directed, edited and co-written by M. Night Shyamalan.

  13. C.u l8r ;) says:

    Strong confused penis/10
    so fooooin, yet so born with male genitalia

  14. satrap says:

    Known about her for quite a while. Wood smash and feel damn good about it.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Referring to a dude as “her” means your a dumb cunt.

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