There has never been a better time for us guest writers to abuse our power on SYWH. Now that Sarge has left for his walking tour of Mongolia, I really feel that this is an appropriate time to talk about DJENTING 4 CHRIST.
My good bros in PREPARED LIKE A BRIDE have just dropped their killer new EP, “A Dangerous Journey”. I was hesitant about posting about these dudes, because I don’t want the metalfags to rain on the parade with comments on stupid trivial semantics like “Wut kind of band name is Prepared Like a Bride” and “This isn’t tr00 proto-wank-Meshudjentcore u idiot” or ”This doesn’t satisfy my robust and meaty IQ”, instead of paying attention to how damn good THE MUSIC is. But I digress; this EP rules, I am moshing, and soon you will be too. Here are a couple of tracks:
This is the first song, In The Valley of The Shadow of Death. IMO they have perfected the delicate balance between heavy and melodic and wanky. The lyric video is packed full of gorgeous scenery that really makes me feel blessed 2 be alive. Skip to 2:11 if you want your balls to explode from pressurized mosh.
This is Vanity Fair, a song that doesn’t waste any time. It’s short but it gets the job done. I almost died of crucial car mosh when I first heard it, especially dat gloomy ending!
I’m proud to see my friends release such a solid record, I really hope they blow up huge. The whole EP was self produced, mirin’ these production values HARD. I give them a perfect 5/5 “excited parents who don’t like the music but are happy their kids are in church instead of doing drugs”.
The dudes are currently Djenting 4 Djesus on tour around Australia with IMPENDING DOOM, (hella jelly) so Ausbros – do yourselves a big favour and go see them live, they’re seriously unreal. Everyone else – get this EP, mosh till u drop, and then go visit them here, they really are good and lovely!