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Stuff You Will Hate is a blog where we make fun of stuff we like. Sometime that makes people mad. We like hardcore, pop punk, rap and anything else that isn't metal. Read this if you want to 'know what this site is really about.'
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Listen to Sergeant D bullshit with people in your favorite bands, talk shit, and laugh at his ghey voice. New show every week or two, don't sleep on it!
Posts about genres
- 2012 STATE OF THE SCENE ADDRESS
- Deathcore is evolving
- Early-mid 00's emo
- EASYCORE
- ENTOMBEDCORE
- Euro/Azn thugcore
- IKEACORE
- Jerkin Music
- Lulzy straightedge songs
- MAKEOUTCLUBCORE
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- NU-DEATHCORE
- Patriotic songs
- POWER POP
- Power Violence
- PUNK
- REAL rap metal
- RECORDCOLLECTORCORE
- REGRETCORE
- Rockabilly
- SRSCORE
- The TWEEN SCENE
- tr00 POP PUNK
- Wigger slam metal
What we think about stuff
- "REAL MUSIC"
- 90s hardcore cover art
- Are Latinos Born 2 Mosh??
- AZNBROS
- Band merch
- Being on tour
- Breakdowns are the new guitar solo
- Do you 'really get what this site is all about'??
- Girls do not like metal!!!
- Girls who wear UGGS
- How metal nerds choose what bands to like
- How should I keep my kids from getting into art and music??
- HXC HISTORY 2: When youth crew went metal
- HXC HISTORY 4: Mosh for Krishna!
- I non-ironically hate NERDBAITING
- Internet Metal Nerds (IMNs)
- Is hardcore for rich white pussies??
- LOL @ stretched ears
- My movie called BIG BUSH
- Revelation Records
- SLUT SHAMING
- Srs talk on BREAKING EDGE
- The history of metalcore
- The ugly truth about 90s hardcore
- The zine I did in the 90s
- Varsity font
- Video Games
- What is the most annoying/lulzy kind of girl??
- What kind of bish is your type??
- What's wrong with WHITE KNIGHTING??
- Who is your favorite PORN BISH??
- Why girls get naked on the internet
Guest posts & interviews
- BROKENCYDE
- Chris Drew of NEVERHSHOUTNEVER and EATMEWHILEIMHOT
- Craig Mabbitt of ESCAPE THE FATE
- Daddy X of KOTTONMOUTH KINGS and DOGGY STYLE
- Dave Astor of LOCUST, CATTLE DECAPITATION and PATHOLOGY
- Dave Witte of MUNICIPAL WASTE, HUMAN REMAINS, DISCORDANCE AXIS, etc
- Dennis from REFUSED reviews stuff
- DJ TWO STACKS guide to slam
- DJ TWO STACKS reviews some videos
- Evan Taubenfeld (ex Avril Lavigne guitarist)
- Ezec of SKARHEAD
- How to party, RINGWORM style
- Jack from THE ACACIA STRAIN
- Jake of DEFILER
- Jonny Craig of DANCE GAVIN DANCE/authorized Macbook reseller
- Josh from A DAY TO REMEMBER
- Keith from RORSCHACH/DEADGUY interview
- Lars from JUDGE/SIDE BY SIDE reviews stuff
- Mike Cheese of GEHENNA reviews rap songs vol 1
- Mike Cheese reviews rap songs vol 3
- Mike Score of ALL OUT WAR
- Nate of XIBALBA
- Pete Wentz of FALL OUT BOY and VEGAN REICH
- Ryan Neff of MISS MAY I
- SEEDER of BTM/3A
- Shred Sean of BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART on guitars
- Steve Joh of CENTURY MEDIA
- Todd from CHAMPION/BETRAYED reviews stuff
- WINDS OF PLAGUE
Posts about individual bands
- 18 Visions
- American Nightmare
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- Between The Buried And Me
- Black Sabbath
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- Brujeria
- Converge
- Day Of Suffering
- Dead To Fall
- Defeater
- Downset
- Dropkick Murphys
- E-Town Concrete
- Elysia
- Fall Out Boy
- Fastbreak
- Fury Of Five
- Guttermouth
- Handsome
- Hellogoodbye
- Hit The Lights
- Hot Water Music
- Icepick
- Irate
- Jerome
- Juliana Theory
- Liferuiner
- Lifetime
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- Mest
- New Found Glory
- No Warning
- NOFX
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- Parkway Drive
- Saosin
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- Simple Plan
- Strung Out
- SUNN 0))
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- The Story So Far
- The Vandals
- The Wonder Years
- Vision of Disorder
- Whitechapel
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praying 4 # 1-10 for next level skramz fggt points
Not sheriff tongue-in-cheek self-parodying or blatantly oblivious fail
Hell no dude, buying 20 right now for skram validation among my peers (srs)
i dont know what any of it means
srs someone esplain
http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/2010/01/do-u-3-teh-skramz-lyfe/
wonder if they’ll ever sell all 60 of those
i think he’s sold 40 or something so far
The backprint in impact fonts says
“Would you like to see my cry like a bitch?”
YOU’RE GONNA SEE ME CRY, BITCH!
I WANNA HAVE YOU WATCH ME SUCK HIS DICK
I’LL CRY YOU A FUCKIN RIVER BITCH.
You have all done well here/10
I WANNA WATCH YOU CRY ON HER DICK
WHERE IS YOUR CRYING GOD NOW I WANTING TO WATCH HIM SEE HER SUCK HIS DICK BITCH!
buying one even if nobody knows about skram where I live bc #YOLO
As shirt topics have been said before, wut cotton blends are these? will not buy if not 100% cotton via flimsy tight fggty shirts make my anus hurt!!
Also, podcasts suck via poor quality recording settings.
DISREGARD CONTENT, ARGUE ABOUT POINTLESS SHIT
u are very experienced here i see
Flimsy hobby shirts that the dudes who sell think they can get away with due to them being for nerds is something that really grinds my gears (srs).
ur priorities are in order, brah
John Stagliano likes quality in his shirts
Alex-bigman-cmhwak is pretty old school sywh via millionaires
liek dis if ur still reading in 2012
A+++
I can’t say no to an $8.00 tshirt. Rly looking forward to explaining this one to coworkers.
“So what is a skramz? Can I find one on the internet?”
As much as I like Alex Bigman (‘mirin hard, not sheriff homo) ever since being introduced to Skarhead and other hardcore bands like that, there’s no reason for me at all to ever rep skramz. I can’t stand the vast majority of it via it being so unfun and hearing my precious hxc riffs in that mish mash=feelsbadman.jpg That being said, I’ve managed to get both of my housemates (both respectable, fairly normal people) to start appreciating hxc and hate La Dispute, so it’s never not funny to play some Skram song and have them make fun of that shit.
W00d def. buy that sick ass Fight Fair t-shirt though. I think it was red? Idk, it was sick as fuck though and I think D designed it.
My $8 is going to Ian MacKayne’s new shirt line
http://postimage.org/image/5rvkn0jeh/
$8? sure- will wear with a heavy dose of self-deprecation/10. i legit miss the 90s and now have many a lol when i think back to how seriously me and my vegan friends took ourselves and our taste in (shitty) music back then.
but what about the bewb factor
ordered a size larger than i probably need. still wish i had a boy chest so more shirts fit better doe.
Order 2 sizes larger and wear it without pants
i should. then wear it to a wedding i have to go to solo next month and am already dreading. setting the scene for a SYWH-approved rom com.
Starring Latinoheat!!! as the filthy brown IMN that you clean up with your beautiful soul and pantsless ass.
Inb4 5 star reviews
this storyline is infinitely more exciting than my real life. feelsbadman. will own up to the fact that filthy brown imn’s give my ding-ding a little ring-a-ling, though.
you forget that my brown passionate manliness will leave her wanting for more as i slap her on her booty as we get out of the bathroom together as we clean up and she heads up to catch the bouquet =P
I don’t care what filthy antics you get up to brah, I’m just stoked on being your weird Aussie best bro!!
/ co-star!!
^ THIS COMMENT IS A TRAP!!!!!!
Accualy is real vageena
ass peeking out of shirt dresses/10
I wasn’t signed in when I posted that. ;__;
Wear with denim overalls to gain: +20 90′s revival points
+30 90′s revival points for spock/bowl haircuts
+ 100 for dreads and a walkman/cdplayer with 4-non-blondes =P
when paired with CREEPERS grants SAN DIEGO SCENE CRED for 2d6+5 months
I feel D just advertised this t-shirt to us, knowing that a few sywh readers are teh skramz lyffe.
I KNEW IT!!! DAT GREEDY JEW!!!
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27221076.jpg
bought one within hours of release
also lol @ s-rank
dude. . . . . . .WHAT!?!?!
I was heavy into the screamo scene in the late 90s. I bought that skull record the week it came out. I sold it later on eBay for like $80.
i just bought one and i feel exactly like i just masturbated and am watching the tissues swirl down the toilet
for some reason bigman as “International Contact” made me laugh
skramz = hardcore/grindcore for girls. sorry guys but its true
backed. and betas.
SERGEANT D LIKES THIS
I have to be honest. Having grown up w/ “the Skramz” in the 90′s (but not ever hearing it called that until SYWH), I absolutely hate this term. Anytime an ‘S’ is replaced with a ‘Z’, the quality of the product is immediately suspect. See: Limp Bizkit, Toyz, etc.
u got trolled by bigman. don’t feel bad, he is very advanced!
tr00est skrimz til the day I die. Bigman sucks. Don’t even care about the skull split anymore. Wood burn cmhwak to the ground if it were an actual place/10
Apologies for butthurting all over your post serge ;(
My lack of ability. It hurts.