SCENEBRO used BANDWAGON JUMP… it’s super effective!
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Stuff You Will Hate is a blog where we make fun of stuff we like. Sometime that makes people mad. We like hardcore, pop punk, rap and anything else that isn't metal. Read this if you want to 'know what this site is really about.'
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Gonna take the Xibalba bro in a back alley and angrily shout at him for making a mockery of the cause. sXe
I just got my order with Nails and Xibalba LPs today, way to make me hate myself.
xibalba sucks. so does nails…
“your favorite band sucks”
Your contribution to the site is essential and we appreciate your kind words.
Wow dude, thanks for this comment. Since reading your profound words of wisdom I have seen the light and stopped listening to those awful bands. Thank you so much.
U HAVE FACED THE AWESOME POWER OF SCENE JUDGMENT!!! BEND TO IT’S COLLECTIVE WILL!!!
thank you for your opinion. this is a good opinion.
Yo dun get wut dis site !!
never mind the attitude u’d all mire this guys gainz rl
Neither of those bands r as good as Skrillex tho (even tho Skrillex is a nu-dubstep fidget poser who is not as awesome as Calvin Harris).
ugh skrillex isnt even dubstep hes fucknig shitty edm dubstep has been around for way longer than skorlex has existed why dont people get it that theres mor 2 dub than just the wubs
actual lol at skorlex
lol at the word fidget.
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stop liaking dat thing i dont liak!11
i’m more lyek stop liking dat nails n xibalba bands i dew lyke!!!
but wutevs.. posers gonna pose!!
Man, this is one of the few things on here that has legitimately bummed me out. I wish people would just like all the shit they like without thinking about who they do and do not get to hang out with because of it.
lol this is exactly how it seems.
Some of the same kids that jocked Have Heart in 2007 are now liek “OMG HAVE HEART SUX LISTEN 2 REAL HC OK NOT THAT TRENDY POSI SHIT”.
this is picture perfect tr00bonic plague, no?
Some of the same kids that jocked Have Heart in 2010 are now liek “OMG HAVE HEART SUX LISTEN 2 REAL HC OK NOT THAT TRENDY POSI SHIT”.*
Fixed.
What is the Comeback Kid thing by his head supposed to be?
backwards snapback is my immediate guess
I think the part that says Posi is the underside of the bill and it says comeback kid on the front of the hat.
judging from ur last ima try 2 be teh funniez comment id say we r dealing wit a 2tal fukwit here
wat u say makes sense doe lol u win this one disregard my assness
if only ur skrillex comment wasnt infuraiting i see my flaw i wore a pig destroyer snapback myself this summer
I don’t understand :(
Haha now they’re all jacked up about a new EHG 7″ on A389 but have still never heard of Century Media.
Grave?…. Is that a band or something? whatever
Nails ((Kill People Burn Shit Fuck School 666))
ror’d
Who’s Merauder? I thought it’s spelled with an a.
> lists fossil metal bands that kids born in 1992 should know about
they just put out a new album newjack. goddamn IHN poser
>stop liking that thing that people I don’t like like
I underwent a similar transformation (posicore to whatever the second thing is) in terms of taste, but I was actually smoking weed during my posi phase and only claimed edge after I stopped thinking Have Heart was amazing.
man….its almost like these “hardcore” kids like metal or something. almost. maybe? naaahh
predicting the next “hardcore” trend will be jocking grindcore. oh wait, thats powerviolence. the kids already love it. fucking science
also searching xibalba on tumblr reveals tons of girls nerd baiting with xibalba merch. fvcking wymen
Searching the Xibalba tag yesterday produced a post by a self-inflicted “foreveralone” bro who just wanted a nice girl who liked xibalba and then he’d be happy. Feelbad4him :(
i hope the girls find HIM <3
<3
don’t forget the 80s color puke sweaters with neon jeans
oh god, the antithesis of Yoga pants
oof, accurate characterization is accurate
i work with one of these dudes. counting the days down till he throws his vans slip-ons and funny looking fedorka away for a sapback and some nikes.
lolz
GPOY on bottom… and proud!
literal lol at the dopey expression on the first guy’s face
This is a positive change that I welcome wholeheartedly .
i’ve never been into anything like bane, cbk, have heart, etc. always loved xibalba.
this was like 2008 when everyone broke edge and started repping biohazard. i wasn’t really bummed
Goddamn, the After picture is pretty much me
Except my Before pic is a whiny IMN, not a posi fggt
come back kid aint a band,its a hint! the next step is a srscore b(R)and :(
fuckin sucks
I’m still not sure whether you’re drunk/high when posting or just an eurofag dabbling in garbled ESL attempts? Until I have empirical proof otherwise, I am inclined to believe ur the krautbish from 4 Skills…
its like one of those spam emails with random gibberish that is supposed to emulate natural language to get around google’s filters, only the original source material was some russian hardcore forum
Вы говорите правду, о мудрый.
Haha, spot on.