Sgt D vs a massive pot of budae jigae at Nolboo in Seoul
One of the parts of my job that I do not care for is a retarded amount of travel. In fact, I will have spent a full 25% of this year in Asia after I get back from this trip: Sept 8-26th I will be in Korea and Hong Kong/China, and from the Sept 27th-Oct 10th or so I will be in LA/OC/SD.
Attn other SYWH writers: please try to post as much as you can while I am gone, as I will have limited internet access (especially in China where they block everything). Attn SYWH readers: if you are in the Southern California area and want to hang out, hit me up.
Sgt D and some whore hostess at a bar in Indonesia
Perfect opportunity 4 post-after-post about NSBM & how rad Odd Future are.
Can’t wait to see posts about m8l8ch or CAMPO NERO SS
ONLY ONE-MAN-BAND BASEMENT-RECORDED CASSETTE-ONLY RELEASES FROM UKRAINE ARE TRVE.
Brb writing individual posts for each of my 20 favorite Pig Destroyer songs and posting them all over the course of a single day.
Day 3: how great Morrissey cover bands are.
http://youtu.be/pBRxpOcEAww
….from Hong Kong.
STUFF YOU WILL ACTUALLY HATE
each one would have to be like 2 sentences at most haha
Vatican >Belarus>Ukraine imo
Wood!
You want writers to just publish stuff without you reviewing it first?
brb writing extremely butthurt posts about Christian Death not getting enough credit and adoration while simultaneously bitching about anyone under the age of 30 jocking them.
Do not play troll-chicken with me bro because I will take it way too far past funny to just plain sad.
http://youtu.be/s8uniITqqB8
Merely posting that song took it from funny to sad.
I’d post more but “wordpress” is cock-blocking me, u win by default. http://youtu.be/IjFiYYXAUUI
Maybe switch it up w’ some Diamanda Galas.
http://youtu.be/CjQsCyHzTAc
quick, you’ve got ‘em on the ropes
post some early einstürzende neubauten/swans/masonna as a finishing move
No Sutcliffe Jugend, not music.
oh fuck stop reminding me that i like these kinds of bands
my favorite is fields of the nephilim tho :(
Then some LAIBACH.
http://youtu.be/hhkvR9uMyU4
Then finish off w’ a lil PARZIVAL.
http://youtu.be/48MZyNi2PPQ
And finally some SLAM-POETRY.
http://youtu.be/ic_MAmuoYDU
laibach = back tard but parzival is fucking terrible imo
also slam poetry is the gayest thing since gay sex
Suiside is ur only escaep. http://youtu.be/V8oGYyLDxFI
I want to break my computer in half nao, then gouge out my eyes.
http://youtu.be/QCdN4UqWeeM
It’s like I opened fagdora’s box. At least you warned me ahead of time.
If it makes you feel better, I have actually gone to goth clubs and sweated dem fine goth bitchez. And I know who Red Lorry Yellow Lorry is. And I am under the age of 30, and I am not British. If you need more help feeling like less of a faggot, I can keep going.
Brb fetching my copies of “Hell Comes To Your House” and Alien Sex Fiend singles collection cds.
After that last comment even teh gays now reject u bro. U are totally alone in the universe.
HEY D’S GONE EVERYONE TALK ABOUT DEFEATER
oh man they just speek to me liek so much my hart is so full with meaning did you know there are problems in the world wake up Defeeter can show you the truth if you open your eyes theres soooo much truth
I wish I lived in the 50s. :’( Black ppl had it so hard back then and I want to see them suffer, but, like, for art and stuff
Was hoping that was a pic of ur azn :(. def probs a good idea not to post a pic of her online doe
Its so easy to forget that Serg is actually a functioning adult and not a cartoon character.
What do you mean SYWH is not sarge’s job?
Its easy to forget sarge isn’t Caleb Shomo floating head by a keyboar
What do you mean his name isn’t actually Sergeant D?
Sgt. D it would be an honor to buy you a drink and get shit faced in San Diego! California kicks!
why no jew mad bro troll face on pics???
im down to kick it witchu in my backyard that is the city of angels round that time on sum weekend or some shit….
we do street tacos right round these parts.. not to mention the street vendor bacon covered hot dog!!!
in be4 dat el-lay nightlyfe!!!
Moar dubtrapglitchstephoptrance pls
can’t wait to do a post on why korn is the greatest band evar since burzum!!!
This comments thread is already worse than the dubstep one
Mission accomplished.
Hope you don’t catch a horrible disease while ur in Asia, Sarge.
He might catch yellow fever.
*ba dum tss*
Evan MMfAgs dont do the fist pose any more serge
thats_the_joke.mp4
I wish the 209 was so cal enough for you to come and hang out and get fucked up with me D.
3 way w/ u, me and Bigman in SD? y/n?
i wanna join and make it full-on orgy time!
nice plaid shirt bro
myron
m0dz are gone, post tr00s
m0dz are gone, post metal
small time
m0dz are gone, post power electronics and RAC
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
http://youtu.be/lD-7uq8QmYE
Say it isn’t so
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voA0nswMMuU&w=420&h=315
Finally a chance to post my 10,0000 word intro of my thesis about how to correctly label genres based on how objectively “real” they are musically.
how about a post about the 13 subgenres of deathcore? :D Im pretty sure there 1-2 subgenres i never got in touch with :(
25,000 words on why Suiside Silense is better than Suffocation?
Followed by 50 pages dedicated to Opeth that I will leave blank out of respect for their greatness.
words cant do opeth justice, so i will post a 2 hour video of me performing an interpretive dance that i choreographed in order to convey my feelings about opeth.
I thought this post was gonna (d)evolve into MS Piant dicks
Lets get it started in here
http://i.imgur.com/XnRPY.jpg
……
…why is it tan?
I was making out with a girl behind the sports shed the day they taught us to draw black cocks.
A+
wtf is my dihk doing in dat pic??
o well… last time i model for an art class at random skewls…
Can we do a Limp Bizkit post about how and why they’re the best?
I back the Starfish Navigation System
Kiss my Starfish.
let the wk inner circle of gay commence.
Damn dat budae jigae!! Nice chopstick skillz man, is that bacon?
Its ramen noodles.
Yes sir, bacon– I personally think budae jigae is digusting, but one of the older dudes at the factory likes it so we oblige him and get it for lunch sometimes.
Damn dat budae jigae!!
Nice chopstick skillz man, is that bacon?
Time to post our favorite Djent bands!
Only POD patch swapping on sevenstring.org is real
I think I’ll start ‘Bad Bitch Fridays’
backed
I’ll continue w/ mexican metuhl mondayz…
which mexi-thrash band are you listening 2??
=D
alright we’ve trolled each other harder than gay handjobs–now what kind of posts to you REALLY want to see while D’s gone?
bad bitch fridays.
honestly yeah, the original Bad Bitch post is hall of fame material. I would love a weekly edition
Where’s the original bad bitch post?
seriously doe, i demand moar easycore posts. and wk chronicles.
pretty sure wk chronicles is tied-up in development hell
brb not reading these grose comments
I may come out of retirement and write something neat to fill the void.
omg pls do! <3 u kolgate (srs)
missed u bb, #teamoldschoolsywhforums
Hahs sarge looks like Johnny drama from entourage in the first pic
Mann dis site about to suck for a month
have fun, eat some gongbaojiding for me, i miss that so much :(
INB4 heated real vs. fake gongbaojiding debate spirals out of control & devolves into name calling & what kind of Korean food Skrillex likes.
tagged: anthony bourdain
wood actually back tard a weekly/monthly food column on sywh/10
I’ll do a vegan edition and get lynched!
wood still back ‘couse I’m a vegetariphag (srs)
D is gon’ come back to a page in ruins…
I will still be reviewing/scheduling posts from Asia, so don’t think you’re gonna pull a fast one and put up a Devin Townsend interview
Lol @ neon A mild sign in that Indo pic. Fuk I should probably go home, haven’t been back in 4 years =/
Ay sarge if I wanna kick it witchu when you’re in Sureno territory should I inbox your fb or email you?
Sarge ho do you get ur face so squiggly and colourful? I’ve tried everything, even nuetrogena for men and nothings working.
Pls respond :’( I just want to not have to deal with the drama of blocked pores :’(