This photo is very confusing to me… so many feels that I cannot quite describe :/ Dat bizarre contrast between 1950s dad haircut, mustache, meaningful tats and belly button piercing– ‘oh that?? lol i got it when i was on spring break in panama city i just thought it was cute and sexy’
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“F.T.W – British tattooer at HELL TO PAY in Camden Town, London. Model @amckmodels. Straight talking no bullshit. tea, Mreds, PBR & Harleys”
WHAT A PHAGGOT.
British and drinks PBR. Confused.
maybe in the UK, bellybutton piercings aren’t just for slutty college girls– i know they have very relaxed attitudes toward sexual norms over there. brb opening my mind to other cultures.
Reads about U.S. hipsters on Gawker???? Then chooses to drink shitty yank beer rather than one of the many nice drops in London… or our shitty beer.
aww.. but i like dat creamy boddington’s =/
Boddies widget is genius. http://youtu.be/0nmUpy3WDRw
They ARE more frequently spotted here in the UK, plus The Scene is not struggling to survive as much as it is Stateside.
That said I went into an emo store yesterday to buy a belt and four members of staff asked me if I needed a hand LOOKING AT BELTS so I think the Emoconomy is in decline too, possibly because of the high cost of maintaining the look during an economic depression.
Cue joke about emos having real and economic depressions to deal with. I can’t think of one, someone else figure out a one liner for me?
>”Straight talking no bullshit”
>Lots of amorphous & vague philosophies on how to live life to its fullest
you know those chicks that get those stupid behind the ear tats of the feather earrings? I saw a dude with one of those. Plus he had, like, 5 sleeve tats.
He had 3 extra arms?
Get your ass to Mars!
KALI MA
LOL
Those train tracks in the background are a metaphor for how life is a journey and he’s just passing through so you have to live only for the moment.
brb left speechless by this poignant visual metaphor
don’t judge him, everyone has the right to express their sexuality, homophags are people too you cis pigs.
Swallow, Anchors, Sailor girl, Diamond: tick,tick,tick,tick! What a douchelord
U forgot LIMEY, major fggt-points scored dere brosef
:(
Not all UKers are froots. Got some good friends from across the pond that make Guy Ritchie films look like Sunday school.
Being an Oxford student you’ve probably defected to the Russians already though. :)
i bet he has a lot of strong opinions on how to live life right
shhh, I’m trying to stare in his eyes while he tells me about the world and his deceivingly eclectic profile of bad decisions.
his head looks like it was ctrl v’d on his tiny neck
DYEL and proud of it
how many nautical tats can you have? this isn’t 2009 four year strong
Five american dollars says he’s never spent more than a few hours out at sea (if at all).
I’ll see your five bux and raise you another 5 phaggoty franks dat this faggot will prolly get seasick in those few hours at sea…
U gamble lyke a suicidal drunk chinaman who’s about to bet (and lose) his dry-cleaning business & pinkie-finger…
The skinnyfat is strong with this one.
not at all actually, just… skinny. He’ll acquire Jacob Bannon-level fggness in 10 years.
mathcore is no scene for old men.
‘mirin dat play on words
ya srsly. brb weighing 140lbs at 15% bodyfat
wait sorry i mean
brb weighing 10 stone at 15% bodyfat innit
Dat old timey watch.
I’m feelin’ that watch.
It drew my eye longer than the rest of his stuff.
it’s a Nixon 51-30. Cuties
Does he have a muffin top? Skinnyfat always finds a way.
I think he just has woman hips.
dem hot trannies do it better =P
yes im gay for sarina valentina…..
in be4 i stay in da closet tom cruise/john travolta scientology style!!!!
Hot traps rule everything around me.
i see you’re in thailand or brazil i see… totes jelly for dat endless backdoor entry!!!
/lold
I’ve been found out.
Ha. True dat. Hips wider than shoulders. Soft ass bitch.
aye sarge, you should do a post on politics
‘caring about anything is gay.’
there, post = done
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Bellybuttons creepy me out (srs). Please put a trigger warning next time you discuss them.
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Can’t tell whether he uses the dadcut for ironic purposes or he’s just genuinely oblivious to how idiotic dat contrast is. Either way, this is post-modern as fuck.
And before any of you fags appropriate my culture, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqgSO8_cRio POR Q NO LOS DOS?
post modern eh? i like ISIS too!!! they fucken rule….
anyways im witcha bro… I can’t tell whether he’s a bike messenger faggot in en-why or an akshoe-al fedora wearing phaggot from west ho/silverlake!!! but i guess he’s london’s problem now…
in response of dat funny taco shell commercial… I think dat that should be our new slogan insted of SI SE PUEDE!!
POR Q NO LOS DOS??
http://youtu.be/Y86wgjV_So0
we need mexican mondayz here @ sywh!!! <3
One of my friends who’s a girl would seriously be fapping all over this guy is she ever saw him. She’s big into nautical tats and other things. Also into neo 50s worship with aspiring pin up modeling and love of 50s dad hair. She’s always telling me to wear my hair 50s dad style and to get some nautical tats. I always tell her I don’t want to look like a fggt and I’d rather be single then acquire grose whiny pretentious tumblr-core bishes. And that I’d rather shop at zumiez/tilly’s/hot topic rather than some lame vintage thrift store. Her butt always gets in epic pain when I tell her this lol
Also 50s dad hair is the new scene hair
Every time I see a srscore haircut I regret my own more and more :(
Apparently it’s acceptable now to have bikey, sailor and Mexibro, scene-diamond tatts all at once?
dat sexy senorita!!! Now that my brown peoples culture is being capitalized n exploited here in the states (because we are taking over… eventually… slowly but sherly) and japan (dat lowrider worship!!), i wonder if we will ever head to urope n start another melting pot over to the motherland (via catholic conquistadors and lazy spaniards/italians/moors n shit).. can’t wait till china takes over as the world’s superpower…
in be4 i make a movie featuring the profit moo-hah-mehd…..
>;-D
With bros like this I could see it spreading to Europe hella quick, in a lulzy u guys dun even know what ur doing! kinda way
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TBH Ive been rocking the 50s dad hair for about 2 months now and it is a great look. makes you look like a mature adult, chicks like it and its an easy way to look nice without having to get a haircut that pisses old people off.
oh gee golly thats swell !!!
can’t wait till the 60s flower power/70s grandpa rock trend come rolling round our parts in the late ‘teens/early 2020′s…..
now where da fuck is chuck norris to take his texan name back!!!
blasphemy!!
>;-P
Navel piercings on guys are high on my wood not bang criteria…right there with neck tats and grose moustaches…then again, he’s probably one of those stupid dude feminists who would never disrespect a woman by making her submit to sex.
girl high five
who would never disrespect a woman by making her submit to sex
boom
Sounds like the next evolution of WK-ing to me.
“You are so beautiful. Boys are assholes, I would never dream of doing THAT. But really, you are beautiful.”
And his boner goes OH, FOR FUCKS SAKE MAN PLEASEEEEEEEEE
This exact look is popular among lesbians right now (not making a joke here).
None of us were laughing
I believe it. The dumb shit girls do is a never ending fountain of lulz tho.
Ah, this guy is an unlockable character in the game Tattoo Assassins.
say what you want about the tatts…..but dat 50′s haircut rules
i want so badly to make fun of him but his hair reminds me strongly of crispin glover in back to the future, thus creating undeniable attraction. i’m torn.
just keep looking back to the bellybutton piercing. that should get rid of your girl-boner nicely
it’s uncanny how such a tiny, strategically piece of surgical steel has the power to wilt a mighty clit boner.
This photo need ms paint vintage, nautical cocks added, stat!