Hi guys, it’s me Anthony, welcum 2 my instagram, baby. I like to post pics of me with whales, jailbait, gaylords & hairdressers at Six Flags & county-fairs. I have a boyfriend in Australia & when we get married he’ll change his name 2 Jesse Evans♡
(this caption stolen from forum poster nu♘♘tej)
The 2xist man-panties. The scrawny OTW proudly exposing his “friend’s” abs for the camera. That he still references his old band Schoolboy Humor in his username even though nobody really cared about them when they were around and absolutely nobody gives half a fuck about them now. The mildly amused 2.5/10 whales flanking them, and how the two guys are way more interested in the camera and how they probably can’t even tell the difference between hotties and whales because they are about as straight as a dog’s hind leg. THIS IS AEWORLD, BABY.
(If you are not familiar with ANTHONY EVANS please consult our earlier post ‘welcum 2 AEWORLD, baby.’ Warning, your mind may be blown)
The Jersey Shore: Beta Edition
nusstej is best user (srs)
Thanx MOM!
While he is a very strong candidate, imo Latinoheat gives him a good run for his money. Prob tied for the Mexican brigade of SYWH
In the white race we have Jorbam and the Filth
+1 for latinoheat lols a plenty. TLDR is pretty funny too as is ma Aussie bro Johnny
Why, thank you! I thought I was just excessively longwinded (srs)
Oh great, now I’m a fucking Mexican (brb, going to deport myself).
x-D LMFAO!!!
its alright as a member of the mexi race nustej brah you get a free lifetime supply of mexi beer, soccer balls, good fattening food, a loving big ass family and a f350 (or a new beamer/rice rocket with rimz of course!) with your choice of a mexican state/city decal on the back!! and o yea if u invite more peepz to defect to the green, red, n white you get a free pimp ass futbol jersey of either Club America (chilango pride!), Chivas (the original mexi league one! none of dat MLS pocho ripoff crap!) or a chicharito one if you feel like reppin’ the euros…
just remember… Los esperaaaaamos!!!
No thank u Sir, I’be put waay too much time/effort into establishing myself as marginally-white now to lose any ground. I mean in a few more years (and with the help of extensive rhinoplasty/contacts/skin-lightening/dialog-coaching) I expect to be followed around the mall by only ONE security guard, and not have the checkers @ the grocery-store roll their eyes @ me because they assume that I’m going to pull out a W.I.C. Card. In any case if I were to defect to the Brown-side I would rep the BLUE, not the red, so not much would change for me, lifestyle-wise.
A+ thread, trying 2 decide which comments are funnier, brb tearing my hair out over inner confliction
That picture reflects what he tweets 100%
lol
school boy humor is still a thing surprisingly
they changed their image and now all their music is about sex and theyre being overshadowed by the new generation of disneypunk bands like hollywood ending, the after party, and before you exit
I love you so much for being the only other straight male over the age of 16 who knows things like this
I dunno, the one on the right looks nice. Smells like Bahama Mamas and home cooking. He’ll who am I kiddin, I’d prolly hit the one on the left too, just not tell anyone. But hey maybe it’s just my beige tinted pawggles.
He’ll who am I kiddin, I’d prolly hit the one on the left too, just not tell anyone
troof
Yeah a roll with ol’ Brown-Haired Bessie on the right wouldn’t be too bad if I was real fired up and in a bad mood.
A+ language, was funy, lafed good
regarts
The one on the left reminds of a chick I tagged one Halloween when I dressed up as the Hamburglar. We went back to her place ate pizza, watched ‘Nacho Libre’, and had gross sex. She also had a pair of siccors tattd on her cause she was a hair dresser.
Bonur acheev’d…
brb making a missed connections thread about this bish on the right:
saw u on a stuff you will hate article
you are not a whale, you are good and lovely
your scent will always be with my raging boner
every time my pants rub against my penis and i get a tingle i will think of u
please stay safe
This belongs in the Haiku thread, faggot
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE RULES AROUND HERE
jk <3
I’d smash brunette on right NFG….
But it wood take me a good 2 to 3 40s to smash chubzy blonde boombatty-fatty only for dat cleavage in yo face/10 … yes I visit the BBW channel here n there for sum kewt faced thickness via being half mexi brahs… no ehfuckz given por vida!!
Brunette would def get smashed. Altho I’m assuming AE didn’t get anywhere with her.
The blonde, it would take a lot more than 2-3 40s for me homie… in fact, I’d have to drink so much to find her attractive that I’d be incapable of sex by that point anyway – which would definitely be for the best!
LOLLLLLLLLLLL!
Just when you thought AE couldn’t become even more of a douche…
at first glance i thought this was about anthony green. and i was like ‘whhhaaattt? what an odd situation for that dude to be in.’
I get a strong psychopath vibe from that guy; had a mild chill run up my spine when i saw that photo :/
christian bale/10
I know right, just look deep into his dead eyes.
2spooky
Jonny is gonna be sooooo mad that u guise r makin fun of his Gaifu…
if u can spot the sneak jonnyfilth diss u “rly get wat the forums r all about”
just wanted to take my time to appreciate this
FUK U NUSTEJ I FUCKINNGS HATE U
Ur an obviously faggit and just jealous of me so you gotta make shit up like gay rumors when all y’all bitches know I ain’t like the dick! This is so fucking random what did I ever do 2 you 2 make u talk shit behind my back you catty slag!!!
Also <3 u bros for "really getting this"
The reel Jonnyfilth is not 1/4 as eloquent a wordsmith as u, Bulgarian Jonnyfilth from YouTube.
Fuk rite off faggot dick
Hungryan Jonny doesn’t can’t got shit on me and my vocabulation
iF this shit keeps up i’ll chop your beaner balls off
u smelly azn jew
I’m not homosex 4 antherny!
C I told u Nigerian Jonnyfilth from YouTube, ur a regular Wilhem Shakspeard bye cumparisins.
Plz give me ur creddit card detials I promise it’s not a scam. Nigeria needs u, smelly jew
I see your profile online, we have great many things in common Captain. If you open your heart I have Bulldog puppies greatly in need for adoption I have left in Zimbabwe: http://www.scatover.com
Awww now I’m homesick :(
As other commenters have noted, bish on the right has a decent/cute face. Can’t tell from the pictures whether or not she’s a whale, if her BMI falls between 18-23 I would, otherwise not
Deez hoes need to come over to da #BASEDWORLD.
*show of hands*
Where dem Based Boyz?!
dude has a studded white belt. wut.
LOL my band is playing a show in 2 weeks and I just found out today that SBH is gonna be playing the same day we are at the same venue but at like 3pm or some shit lololol forgot their existence/10