No this isnt another post about another lame scenecore/easycore/verbthenoun band… this post is here to edumacate. Apparently, a good amount of you sywh readers seem to have a bit of a fetish for my latin/Hispanic people… I don’t blame you. I sometimes get brown fever too whenever I see a hotass C.N.A/Medical Assistant/Cashier/Makeup or perfume bish from da mall too!!My people’s women seem to have bomb poonani, and know how to turn us guys on via dem random “Ay Papi”s n turn jew mujeres on with our smoothness n dirty talk in Spanish. In this post I am going to talk about culture, race and everything in between but the ironic thing is I’m an equal opportunity racist meaning I find stupidity, R-tardness, and say offensive shit via funny but true stereotypes in every race!!! But to digress, Here @ SYWH we are a global community !!(except for NJ… yuk!!). But saying that, I wanna say that one day I will visit U-rope and every other country in between so I can actually put my “FUCK THE WORLD” tatt in O.E to good use and actually mean it!! giggity hehe awwwlright >;-D
But Ne ways, back to my TLDR post: Here in America there are a shitload of people. Hay un chingo de gente. But apparently, us Hispanics are soon to be taking over. I know you whites are all like “All hail our new brown overlords!!! Replace the statue of liberty with the statue of speedy gonzalez!!!” but woah hold on there skyler or chadd ( dem double D’s lolz) we’re not there yet… remember we still got another ten to 20 years before we start seeing more gutierrez’s n Jose’s running for president of the united states (keep your fingers crossed for Antonio villaraigosa!!!). But seeing that you gringos are jocking our cholo style graff n writing and fapping it to sofia vergara, and any hot mamacita reporting the news on Univision/galavision/telemundo, I thought I’d do a post on the hierarchy of brown/latin/Hispanics. Contrary to popular belief we’re not all fucken Mexican brah…
Allow me to introduce the status of most brown/latin/Hispanic people in america hya. Here comes a bit of biased cultural education that I think non-OTW people need to know:
1.) Mexicans = Ahh yes, whats more american than being mexican?!?! Them brown peepz that pick n serve you fewd, mow your lawns, n make dat bomb tequila n beers… these are the master race above all the others below (not by choice akshually, but more by sheer numbers man!!) A culture based on nothing but hard work, sweat, and raising a shitload of kids and almost outnumbering every other minority in the US will make you numero uno any day of the week! Famous Mexis include: Antonio Banderas, Eddie Guerrero (RIP!), La Parka, Edward James Olmos, Rita Hayworth, Bobby Valentino, Mana, Vicente Fernandez, Fernando Valenzuela, Pancho Villa, Emiliano Zapatos =P, La India Maria, The mariachi chunt on the tapatio cover, Chicharron, Chicharito, The Cha-cha, raspados (only vai-neeya con nuez is real!), tostilocos (frito-pie/walking taco: meet your somewhat healthier mexican neighbor), Huntington Park, Boyle Heights, East Los, Anything Heights in el-lay, Julio Cesar Chavez, ELAC, LATT, LACC, Speedy Gonzalez, Slowpoke Rodriguez, Emilio Estevez, Martin Sheen, Louis CK, the ice cream man, the elote man, the street tamale lady/guy on the corner of (insert ur fav early morn spot here), Kobe Bryant, Los Doyers, the L.A Raiderz, Los Lakers, Pau Gasol, Luis Miguel, Chalino Sanchez, The taco Bell Chihuahua, The bumblebee man, your tire guy that hooks you up with cheap used tires, Los callejones, Bootleggers that hook you up w/ bootleg dvds, and um uhh… yourself in about ten to twenty years >=D
-Chicanos = the children of the above mexis…. mexican-american is the synonym brahs… since we gotta assimilate but don’t wanna lose some or all of our culture we have to adopt our own term guey…. Famous chicanos include: The brown berets, Edward James Olmos, Charlie sheen aka Carlos Estevez, Oscar de la Hoya, See-zer chavez, Cesar Romero, Cesar Milan, Ceasar Salad, George Lopez, lil puppet, American Me, Art Laboe, Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, and the rest of the 7 dwarves.
- Nor-cal chicanos = wigger steez via the influence of dem NBA’s (Negros Bien Altos)de Oakland and farmers cesar chavez style!! (A third to half are hella pochos via assimilation!!) Famous Nor-Cal chicanos include: Cesar Chavez, our bros in Defiler, Kreay Kray, Lil Debbie, White girl Mob, Testament, Exodus,the san Francisco 69ers, the Oakland Raiders who are always .500 or below every goddamn season (</3), skraperz, Yuk-Mouth, Rappin 4tay, anything x4, Hella, Hella helicopters, kink.com, Castro street, rainbows, The notorious C.H.O., Jerry Garcia, and Gay ass Lil’ B cuz you know… he’s gay!!
-So-cal chicanos = ghetto ignant mexi steez via being closer to the motherland . Also, a third to Half of “chicanos” are pochos (esplaind below) via parents being too lazy to teach the children any goddamn espanol =/ Famous So-Cal chicanos include Edward James Olmos, James Harden, Los Lobos, Antonio Villaraigosa, Vin Scully, Chick hearn, anything x3, Robert Rodriguez, Sergeant D, Latinoheat, a couple other fuckers from SYWH, Carlos Mencia, Kat Von D, Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke, The Doors, Sublime, Megatallica(grose!), Todd from Nails, everyone in Terror (Living or dead), She-bal-bah, Tomas Araya y todos en pinche slayer, every mexi-/Re/Nu-thrash band in existence!
-Pochos = coconuts!! brown on the outside yet white on the inside… peepz are second generation and beyond that have latin/mexi/hispanic surnames yet identify as also having “french, irish, german, or italian” blood via SS-syndrome/spesh bean syndrome… you can spot these types of special snowflakes/special beans by the ability to not speak Spanish, vote republican, or being the beta minori-friend to taylor, kayla, or zack (look up pierce the veil, robert trujillo, dino cazares, and any to most brown or OTW playing in a band on the vans warped tour… I betchu five bux that some to most can’t even order a taco supreme at your local taco bell hehe). But I do gotta say that pocho bishes are hot as fuck via being raised in the burbs’ and talking like valley white girls (which I <3 btw… will write a thesis on the diff types of gueras one day via my BBC [replace black w/ brown teehee] always leading me to em one way or another. Yes I know ima sellout boo-fucken-hoo!!! If only I can do it right doe Antonio-Banderas-style! =D.)
Famous pochos include: robert Trujillo, Zack de la Rocha, Cheech Marin, Carlos mencia, Hillary duff, Selena Gomez, glenn danzig, doug, skeeter, patty mayonnaise, conan o brien, pierce the veil, and Asking Alexandria.
2.) Cubans = they think they’re white n jewish via owning businesses and taking over florida with their tight-kodo jewy-ness =/. The light skinned ones at least. Them dark n black ones are playing in the MLB and making ray-gay-ton/Cuban rap….. AZUCAR!!!!! Famous Jew Cubans include: Mark Cuban, Cuba Gooding Jr., Alex Bigman, Celia Cruz, Fidel Castro, his akshual gay faggot brother Raul Castro, Che Guevara, William Levy, Vida Guerra, Andy Garcia and his cousin Cherry Garcia
3.) Salvadorans = I know what you’re thinking. El Salvador??? WTF part of mexico is that?? These cerotes (pronounce it right plz: seh-roh-thez) are the fleas of central america… they are the dirtiest of all dirt cept their women can own you in the bedroom (srs) =P. These peepz outnumber every other central-american via their ability to fix cars, be useful to some degree by doing the dirty work even Mexicans don’t wanna do (HIYOOO!!!!), and fuck harder than my boner for iggy azalea, grim kim (Don’t even start brahs =P), and taylor swift put together!! Famous Salvis include: Mauricio Cienfuegos and pupusas. That’s it.
4.)Other central-americans (Nicoyas/Pinoleros, Chapines/Mantecas,catrachos,etc. google em) = same shit cept they use certain words differently… are racist against mexis n salvadorans sometimes n vice versa but most of the time are fucken chill and get along with each other (most of the time)… have poor ass corrupt governments n poverty that makes mexico look like paradise… can also be handy under the car hood except for the lazy ones (not as lazy as Italians n dem Spanish doe)… the food is out of this world being more tropical n shit… gotta have my gallo pinto/casamiento with nacatamales, baho, n tahadas =D. *note the fact that I didn’t use the word taco, burrito, huarache, or nachos in the previous sentence.. now nod up and down…….. good*
Famous Central-Americans include Oliver North, The Contras, gloo-gloo, gloop, coca-cola in a small plastic to-go-bag, the sandanistas, marxism, socialism, Sarah Connor, John Connor, certain actresses in telenovelas, hot brown bitches that dance in ignant regeatton MV’s, pupusas, cooked/fried plantains n QUESO FRITO<3!!
*note: any central american can out-shit-talk/cuss-you-out via having dirty mouths n having a vernacular of spanish that have dirty-fucked-up sounding words lol. Cmon piss em off I dare ya!! I love talking shit to my salvi-bro and saying he’s a fucken chunt! He’s all like: “Fuck you foo’[note the el-lay/socal tone and the refraining of the word 'hella'] I ain’t no fucken Mexican gueputa’ malcohido!!” Same thing w/ my mexi-bro by offering him some pupusas!! It’s all in good fun though. These types of Mexicans…. I mean central-americans can be found in SOFLO (Miami espesh) and the pico-union district of el-lay holmes (cerote-landia as my chicano/other latin/mexi-bros say it)
5.)South Americans = west coast and North coast S.A’s(hehe see what I did there? ;-D) are mostly of dat indian/inca blood mixed w/ spanish of course(mestizo)… South and East coast SA’s are either conceited buttholes (Argentinians) via having italian/euro blood or bootylicious (Brazilians) mixed chocolate/caramel people that… these are rare to find in America because well… how the fuck should I know?? All I know is that Arjenteenians are the fucken snooty assholes w/ noses bigger than my boner for scarlett Johansson and kaley cuoco put together and Brazilians are well… Brazilians… They make bomb ass meats via churresquerias and worship soccer more than Mexicans, Italians, n che’vere Argentinians put together. Plus their women are out of this world whose super retarded 64 booty puts shame and fear to any white or azn man alive!!
Famous S.A’s include: Charo, Maradona, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Lionel Messi, Lionel Richie, Sofia Vergara, and shakira.
The bottom of the barrel
6.) puerto ricans = conceited phagz dat wear no socks. They play in your favorite baseball team in the MLB. Including mine =/. These fuckers are also U.S citizens by birthright, I think, cuz P.R. is a United States territory or some shit like that. Most PR bishes are hot too but watchout if they are angry witchu and are near sharp or heavy metallic objects because their tempers are short like all other carribean bishes tempers are. These fuckers invented ray-gay-tone, I think. Not much to say cept they bunch up in Chi-town and the Washington heights/brooklyn area of NYC w/ dem domos… Famous PR’s include Tito Puente, the fania all-stars, marc ant-honey, and every Ramirez playing in the big leagues!!!
7.) Nuyorican= east coast PR’s that live in the bronx or other parts of NY, or chicago and think they black wiff dat ignant wigger steez. Any latin/hispanic subculture outside of so cal is wignerant to me via being a biased west-best-left coast latin chicano mutt asshole >=D. Entiendes mendez? But i guess these peepz say the same shit about us mexis/mexican-americans on the pacific ocean side. Can’t hate with what you grew up with even tho its inferior >;-D (half of em are pochos/coconuts too of course!!). Notable and popular nuyoricans include john leguizamo, jenny from da block, big pun, biggie, big apple, maid in manhattan, rosie perez , Joe bataan, Adam Sandler, Jay-Z’s lips, Puff Daddy, the kids in that one movie KIDS, CATS, The white people in brownface in West Side Story, Gangster Disciples, Latin Kings, Junior Mafia, Grim Kim (Don’t act so surprised >;-D) and my fav nuyoricans dem fucking jews @ MS that are always jacking off to periphery, devin townsend, and entombedcore!!
8.)Domos= Dominicans from the Dominican Republic you Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumbass!! This is the poor homeless bum’s puerto rico!! Also conceited phagz that don’t wear no socks. These guise are black in denial via hating on dem black frenchy neighbors from Haiti next to em lolz. Same shit as PR’s cept they got no papers. Famous domos include Jennifer Lopez, Domo, Junot Diaz, Daddy Yankee, Don Omar, Wisin y Yandel, Tego Calderon, Tito Puente, and um a bunch of other baseball players.
Well i hope you liked my lesson in american latino culture! Sorry for the TLDR post again but i feel this topic deserves it via seeing brown people EVERYWHERE!!! what specific stereotype pisses you off about my people?? Is it the fact that mexis put Sinaloa or Tomateros de culiacan decals on our SUV’s/big trucks just like the bros put on their Monster/Fox Racing/Skin decals on their lifted bro trucks =P? Is it the loud ranchero/norteno music that is basically the retarded offspring of polka we got from the germans, polish, and other euros that gave us the accordion? is it the fact that we have a shitload of kids?? or how bout the fact that cubans are fucken republican jews? How bout the fact that we have to hoot n holler everytime we see hot bitches? how bout the fact that you never see argentinians or any other south americans much up in hyah?? Is it our drinking? Diego Luna or Gael-Garcia Bernal? selena gomez or ninel conde?? Jenni Rivera or Adele? ronaldo or ronaldhino? Mexi-thrash or whispering jose gonzalez-folk-core?? Pablo Neruda or Garcia-Marquez?? Andy Garcia or Al Pacino?? Celia Cruz or Tina Turner? Don Francisco or El ticketero?
A+ (I didn’t actually read all the post tho)!
You forgot us “home-made Mexicans bro, i.e. Spanish/Indian (Like Chuck Billy/Testament & Richard Allan Davis).
LATINOHEAT…ESTO ES EL MEJOR DE TODO QUE HACES ESCRITO. BRAVISIMO, MI HERMANO. POR FAVOR, ESCRIBIR MAS. VEREMOS UN DODGER GAME PARA HABLAR DE LAS POCHITAS Y PINCHE SLAYER.
los doyers!!!
TLDNR
ah Latinoheat…you’ve seemed to out do yourself once again <3 I dedicate this song to you while i drink a tecate. Pocha pride
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi2qX96gGJc
I came to the comments section to type “CHICHARITO!!” but this beats that by a billion.
fucking ded!!! x-D
OMG. I’ll need to re-read this again to let it all sink in but I don’t really need 2 be learnd via living in the 949. BTW, this totally reminded me of the “Ask a Mexican” column in the OC Weekly.
Fly-over states and basically anywhere not in God’s chosen land AKA So Cal take note ‘cuz this has the ability and is lovely.
Lol’d hard @ Special Bean Syndrome
And about 50 other retarded wat moments in this post. Feel like I just watched one of those terrible shitty movies that are rly funny and you feel guilty for laughing at.
YONNI…ISS BECOS JEW FROM STRAYA MANG. EL DOWN UNDER JAJAJAJA.
too many retarded lol moments in this post to count.
scrolled back up just to reread the tags and the hover text on the links <34567
Wait, real question. What’s up with those trucks*? Like the 1989-1999 Fords with window slats, tonnaue covers, spoiler, chrome door frames and 15″ wheels?
Also, are pinche gringos not allowed to order menudo cuz I get weird looks at my spot when I get it on Sunday mornings?
*not lowriders or 1975 Toyota lawn haulers
Its the same shit i get whenever i head to HB n i try to order a dirty ho/ black n tan (beersnobbery 101) @ one of dem nice overpriced bars n shit….
the truck is like dat so they can hoot n holler @ gringas n other bishes w/ swag brah….
Brah, if yer in HB u should B tryin 2 smash dem 909/951′ers on Main (no real HB peeps drink there) and buying 84oz donkey punches @ Sharkeez. Not ordering B ‘N Ts. #WhiteGirlWasted #BeachCityUSA #BajaSharkeez #IDKYOLO
Being a mexibro my self and also a mut , my dad is Ghuatrmalen and my mom a mexi, it seems that our people hate the gringo but damn if we get with a white bish that’s like an achievement.
Also, one time i invited my ex girlfriend’s parents who were white to my mom’s party with like 100 of my aunts and uncles and every one stared and whispered to each other, it was funny. (srs)
yup same here brah… I actually love it even more cuz of the attention and the shit talk i get from my homegirls and everyone else lol “You’re only dating her cuz shes white and has green/blue eyes” and i go ” NO DERRRR!!” >=D
I can’t wait to date a hot tall black chick to piss off my people in public even more giggity!!
Heres to racial mixing in 2012 and beyond amigos!!!
This was a fucking ace post even though you kept stoping to say sombrero quesadilla la herpes every few seconds and I was like wat is this thing that I am lookin gat.
What about Pitt Bull? Everyone loves Pitt Bull.
fuck i forgot to put him in… dat goddamn guero cubano is chillest and most kickass sellout of em all hehe…
A+ post latinoheat!
We need you back on the forums btw brah.
need a new login.. my old one don’t work via new server/admin n shit… email me bro
Had problems with logging in for over a month too, finally started working for some reason a few days ago
we have to manually approve people, idk why and no time to figure it out
THE FEW THE PROUD
LOL that explains it. So weird and shitty
ded @ spesh bean syndrome
A+
Feelsbad being #6 tho :( oh well, atleast im not a mangu eating domo (homeless)
*Round of applause*
This is one of the best articles this site has ever produced. It is both genius and retarded and people will simultaneously love it and be pissed off. The very essence of SYWH.
S+ Rank post homes! Latinoheat takin niggas to school with his PhD in Brown Foolishness.
whats more american than being mexican?!?!
This is so true it hurts. People could run for office and win on this slogan
Thanks man…
..very essence of SYWH
:’-D
whats more american than being mexican?!?!
seriously brilliant (srs)
+1
+uno
TL;DR soz mate
I see this post does not mention Adriana Lima. I assume you did that on purpose because you’re writing an entire separate post about her.
I also see your post does not mention Michel Teló. I have no idea what to think about that.
I think she’s overrated brah… more into alessandra ambrosio and her gringa counterpart Candice Swanepoel…
And im sorry i didn’t include Michel Telo and his mexican non-union counterpart Julio Iglesias =P
Latinoheat I love you and I’ll always save you a seat at the milonga but HOW IS THERE NOT ONE PIC OF A BLAZIN HOT LATIN WOMAN IN THIS ARTICLE?? It’s like when I go through my gf’s Yoga Journals looking for strokeable pics only to find out it’s the “old women and hairy dudes edition because someone wrote in complaining about the sexualization of yoga through unrealistic portrayals of fuckable flexi girls.” Amazing article though and actually informative!
Devin Townsend classified as Nuyorican = Level 80
But I’m a fag for Ministry and a little (just a little) disappointed that Uncle Al wasn’t among the notable Cubanos.
Also, anyone remember the movie Starship Troopers and how awesome it was that Buenos Aires got destroyed?
I withdraw my comment based on my shitty workplace webfilter is blocking some of the pics, some of which I’M SURE have to be big brown arses.
“the boner i got when a hot tall long black haired sultry latin bish in hot skirt office wear demands you to creep on her and stare incessantly @ starbux while making this post”
greatest tag of all time?
The part of Orlando where I work is dominated by so many OTW cultures, and I can promise there is nothing better than when some prime piece, working her first week in her new intern position comes in and has to flirt her ass off so that we will “consider” purchasing toner cartridges or using her temp agency in the future.
I keep 2 distinct stacks of business cards:
1. Legit contacts who will help build that sick bank.
2. Girls with hair that I would like to smell on a semi-permanent basis and will get called back for a follow-up with no intent of buying anything from them.
Forgot to mention: DED @ Edward James Olmos making multiple lists.
I wish I had William Forsythe/American Me steez and was the cool honky down with La Eme.
ORALE
Good post. The only latino human i ever met is spanish, and they are lazy and useless
South American checking in, showing luv, although I live in Connecticut so I’m surrounded by gringos and I’m light-skinned so I think most people think I’m a pocho even though I speak Spanish, feelsbadman
Brazilian reporting in.
Dying 2 move 2 land of freedom and cinnabuns/10
Lots of brazilians starting to move to my neck of the woods due to previous rounds of Portuguese immigration. It’s odd cuz the euro ‘guese and ‘zilians don’t seem to get along very well.
We were enslaved by them dude
All the natives of our land were brutally raped and murdered by them who we worshipped as gods
Fuck the Portuguese (srs)
KILL WHITEY
Well done ignorance. Lots of laughs. I expect a ton of butthurt Dominicans over the Puerto Rican section.
cool article, but i’m from south FL so i got a different perspective…
cubans are basically the southern version of italian-americans; mad guido proclivities. most of the wealthier south americans are like weird eurotrash. and nicaraguans are the ppl that all other latins dump on via being FOB and down to work shitty jobs.
yes dis is tro0
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oh well least they’ll always have the time the last pope visited the land of water…
I thought that Colombians were the lowest of the low? My buddy went to Costa Rica for a while and said that no one trusts Colo’s.
i did say i was biased…. it depends on who you ask… every brown fucker has a diff opinion on the hierarchy of latins/browns…. koreans n chinese don’t trust japs… japs dont trust any azns via them pwning china, korea, etc….
Serious question- how do I get adopted into a Chicano gang a-la that redhead kid in the movie Colors (http://www.sugarbuzzmagazine.com/bands/courtneygains/colors.jpg)?
I should mention I am 25% Irish, 45% German, 10% Polish, and 1/128th Cherokee; if all that makes any diff.
Thx brah!
First thing you gotta do is brush up on your “white boy gets into latin gang” homework, like Colors, American Me, Blood In Blood Out, even Training Day touches on this briefly. If the depictions in this movie are anywhere near true, it’s clear that “less is more” is not the approach – you gotta be the MOST chicano motherfucker in the whole posse.
So, just jock this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpv7ppemiiE ?
Reblog dis if you remember La Parka
is that like la dispute
also what kind of mexican are they pls respond
cool i found out i’m chicano (i live in the 209 tho so idk if that makes me nor-cal :/)
plz respond
only the 949 is real, mang
*standing ovation*
I feel like I should do a post about the AZN hierarchy after reading this! Should I enlighten Ameribrahs, Eurobrahs, and Strayakuntz abt the Brownz and Yellowz????
Pls respond
Absolutely
Would read/10
and right here’s the reason i want to move to el lay. slow-clap.gif
A+ funny post. As a crazy white boy from the sticks with Cuban relatives, its funny to look at the “hierarchy” differences on the east/west coast. My Cuban uncle would (obviously) put Cubans at No. 1, Mexis at 2 or 3, not even take note of misc other central countries, agree about snobby argentinians, and agree that domos don’t count. Its refreshing to see that whites aren’t the only race capable of elitism or racism lite.
Haha, Argentinians ain’t even fuckin’ associated with us for all I care via being as annoyingly elitist as gringos IMO
I would say that white upper class Cubans seem have this issue about whiteness via being told to fill out ‘Hispanic’ on the forms instead of ‘White’ that leads some of them to make weird claims like Anglo-Americans are somehow all part Indian and black..
Don’t forget George Walker Bush, Mitt Romney and William F. Buckley. All Mexican. And John McCain was born in Panama.
Ese momento quando tu sabes q no tienes una cultura por q tus papas odian tu cultura y la cultura de los gringos :(
Soy Chapin pero deverdad no se nada de nuestra cultura, gracias por el articulo jaja. Pude entender mas q estos pinches blancos pero no estoy mucho mejor q ellos. Naci en Guate pero haun soy muy pocho seseintamalhombre.jpg
juelacienputa me cago de riza x-D
eso aveces pasa maje… medio de mi familia centroamericanos dicen que no prefieren a juntarse con los mexis pero la mayoria de esos hipocritas se casaron con ellos lol… yo tengo un padre mexi y una madre pinolera pero yo no soy de ningun de esos paises… soy un chicano latino que es mizclado de dos culturas pero yo de todo soy orgullasamente estado unidense.. mi padres no se jodieron cruzar la frontera y chingandose en los jales para que yo seria un comemierda como la mayoria de mis amigos… todavia puedes hablar y escribir espanol… eso es la cosa mas importante.. pasa su cultura a sus ninos para que saben de adonde vienen..
A+, This is the caliber post I knew you were capable of and we had all been waiting for, Latinoheat.
Special bean = dead, hall of fame level material right there
Doug, skeeter, excessive irrelevant randoms thrown in = also S class imo, you should further explore this concept in future posts.
My criticism isn’t that the post is too long, but that too much of it is still difficult to read. I feel like the unreadable internet mexican approach is funny in small doses, but when I have to struggle to read entire paragraphs I just skip them. Definitely more minimalized than some of your other posts, heading in the right direction and still A+ work by all means.
I always wondered…Is Skeeter supposed to be black?
And that Mr. Dink dude. I mean, he’s obviously flanders style white bread opie, but then again so is Al Roker. Nigga you purple!
“HELLO DOUGLASSSSS!!!!”
“ITS VERY EXPENSIVE!!!!”"”
Also, Sin Nombre = HARD AS FUK, must watch for all SYWHers. Was introduced to this film by the half Salva bassist of my old band who has relatives down there still dealing with that ms13 shit
Also, BACK TARD on Cesar Chavez, although I was disappointed that no mention of Salinas was made in regards to him. I remember my Dad taking me on some giant funeral march in Salinas/Soledad when he died, we were the only white people there and all I could understand of the guy shouting into the megaphone was “blah blah blah spanish giberish CESAR CHAVEZ!” And the crowd would go wild. My spoiled white suburban ass wouldn’t stop complaining about the heat and had a tantrum when the only flavor of popsicle available was coconut (RAGE/10). Ah, childhood memories.
LOL he was talking about JULIO Cesar Chavez, the grate Mexi light/jr.welter/welter/jr.middle who knocked out like 95 Chilango cab drivers then looked like a retard against Meldrick Taylor until the ref saved his records by calling a knockdown a knockout LOLOLOLYOLOLOL###
manny ramirez is dominican and grew up in manhattan, bro.
brb letting the facts get in the way of a good time
You had me at Rodrigo y Gabriela.
No Miriam Mendez, not music.
I can see you da WC chauvinist via not mentioning half of NYHC :D (jeez, Puerto Rican Myke has *puerto rican* in his name!)
Hc in spanish sounds great <3
eww…. NYHC= grose sxe peepz that don’t like to have good times…
i saw boston beatdown… me no impressed…
anyways im not that into tierra crisis… im more into black fag n square jerks… you know the d-beat WC shit that surrounds us 40 oz casualty minorities…. but watevs… if you like wut you like then kudos 2 u brah…
everything you ever needed to know about Brazil:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR33y0BCsDQ
as a brazilian BACKED HARD!
<3
U try 2 hard and are not funny
As a brazilian, everything you said about South America is 100% correct.
Zack de la Rocha is a Pocho?????????????
Laughedtard.
it ok to be token mexi to all of your white friends.
good article but Antonio Banderas and Charo are from Spain
Howdy! Quick question that’s entirely off topic. Do you know how to make your site mobile friendly? My blog looks weird when browsing from my apple iphone. I’m trying to find a theme or plugin that might be able to resolve this issue. If you have any suggestions, please share. With thanks!