IDK I was just playing Persona 3 the other day and I was like “Why can’t I meet a girl like Mitsuru IRL and just like eat ramen and do kawaii things together ughhhhhh” and that is basically what this song is about. And like I’m sorry that I am only attracted to azn girls but even though I am technically American I am basically Japanese culturally speaking– I can read (most) katakana, I eat Pocky like every day and honestly I bet I know more about manga than most people in Japan. IDK why that is so hard for ppl to understand #ignorance So yeah this song is for my future waifu, I know ur out there!!!
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Br00tal FRIENDZONE SLAM featuring guest appearances by BIG CHOCOLATE, 7 HORNS 7 EYES, GOLIATH and CITY LIGHTS. Debut EP "NOT ALL GUYS ARE JERKS" out now!
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They disrespected my TRUE ETHNIC IDENTITY, so I disrespected their surroundings.
WAIFU TALK
REAL TALK
Mirin dat Asa Akira
Why? She looks like an alien that got flattened by a bus
When you take two in the butt then I will listen to ur opinion…wait.
so, like a normal azn then
strong e-standards, brah
“I have heels higher than your standards”
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What kind of resources do you need to do this kind of thing? Is it just a guitar and mic and a computer or did you get a whole band together? Also, I think you should release an album, you have a built in audience. Perhaps a split with Depressed Teenager?
Guitar, mic, POD farm/something to plug your instruments to, DAW (digital audio workstation), and EZdrummer. You’re all set brah
http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/2012/08/sywh-guide-to-recording-slam-no-imnsmetalfags-allowed/
and yes the plan is to release it as a split with DT (provided he gets his ass in gear)
he?
well its not a she
Listen to the Spazz interview again ;) If you pay attention, all is revealed. Also, thanks for the above link D
sarge i didnt know u were doing a split with devin townsend, how open minded of u
808/10 !
Without music, life would be a mistake.
i seriasly dont even care if u like this song or not i do this for myself i just have to get these feels out
dis music rlly means a lot 2 me, thank u 4 maeking my lief sweater <3<3<3
damn…. just damn…. i do get yellow fever at times as well… this reminds me of my pr0n phase of jerkin’ it to nothin’ but asa akira and hitomi tanaka of 2010-2011…. good times ay… =D <3
It’s funny because Serg actually does have an asian waifu. So this is both a parody yet kinda true. Enpedestalment is seriously the most advanced music of all time.
When the world realizes SYWH’s genius in a few decades, it’ll be a better place.
Real talk
Not sure how Prof. D hasn’t gotten a honorary doctorate in post-ironic studies yet.
P sweet guitar tone imo
kewl song
hilarious shit, lotsa laughs, optimal length, A++
inb4 Lance Ulrich sews Endpestlamnt 4 ringy snare ingfringment
the ironing is that all the drum samples (including the snare) are the guy from Meshuggah lol (Superior Drummer 2 with Metal Foundry)
For some reason this comment has brought the biggest smile to my face.
hahaha that part at :40 is actually great :D
way better than the old stuff, def some improvement there :)
better vocals and uve got upper tier slam (srs)
oh thank god you and your passive-aggressive comments are back. brb banning you again
lulz is the supreme overlord of comments that seem like a normal dude but are actually really annoying
i will almost definitely be IP-banning him again if he doesnt stop being a passive-aggressive faggot
Would be great if you did this and it turns out he is some naive kid like Butters from south park and is really confused and super cut.
he is a euro (swiss), therefore its safe to say he is just a smug, entitled fggt
so sorry
To paraphrase a comment a sage man made on here not long ago, “I wish the euros would get their own internet, I’m so sick of sharing this one with them.”
if thats the only thought that lets u sleep at night…i wont take it away from u
got to go home now, else my parents be angry :(
rofl…really didnt expected this one to cause any butthurt…thx anyway :D
I DO LIKE THIS SONG!! I didnt like your older stuff, just not good enough production for my taste so -> improvement in my opinion
where this butthurt come from? I seem to find my way deep in ur ass whatever i say lol
where this butthurt come from?
Was thinking this same thing about your commentary in the dubstep post Parker did
forgot the oil up my precious that day…happens even to teh bests ;) (that post was poorly written though! the overall high quality of most posts on this blog rised my expectations, sorry for that!)
This may come as a shock to you, but SYWH is actually not a “serious journalistic endeavor.” Nobody here does any serious research/fact checking etc, thats totally overboard and besides the point.
Thus, there is really no such thing as a “poorly written” post, unless one isn’t funny or is on an outplayed subject or something.
yes.. i concur…. now i think i will do a post on kewt starbuck barrista bishes and the annoying fgz that work with them
in b4 i get an ethos water =/
PLEASE DO THIS MIEN LATINO HERO! (srs)
We rarely get Starbucks in Aus and I seriously miss them and the honeys that work there!
Yeah but Save’s misunderstanding of dubstep is disgraceful (not srs)
hihihi
You have the ability. you are good and lovely. I love you.
Tryna figure out if Shiv was doing vocals for the whole song or if he went in to do some guest vocals at some point in the song ._.
I’m not good at this slam thing.
he does the super-burpy vocals at around :25 and again at 1:30 or something
Was gonna ask if Shiv was the gurgles with actual tone or not…
Thank you Based Sgt for confirming my suspicions.
This project continues to be awesome – srs, each Enpedestalment song sounds better than the last (dat clear, noticeable progression). Also, I’m enjoying the recommended videos that show up after the song plays: Underoath, The Meatmen, and Agnostic Front playing video games.
I can’t wait until Enpedestalment moves into their Heartwork/Swansong phase and starts using 4/4 groove metal riffs and political lyrics!
ENPEDESTALMENT 2015
PRODUCED BY COLIN RICHARDSON
we are maturing a lot as musicians and as people, and our newer material reflects that
Some fans want us to stay in a time machine dated 2012 and keep releasing the same record but the fans who’ve grown with us know that we always challenge ourselves
it’s because they’re all videos that Sarge has uploaded on his channel u silly goose
This band is turning into a gateway slam band for me (srs)
… i c… then i best not share my devourment/ guttural secrete linx witchu… ur still getting ur feet wet…. its 2 advanced lev for you brah… here get ur inner mexi-thrash on with this over-rated gem :
http://www.mediafire.com/?rf5ndfdbvwirf1t
Thank you, Sarg. I am not sad anymore.
Mirin dat hot pink fill.
Just listened with my waifu. she said “omg” and rolled her eyes.
Hey sarg. You should make t shirts for this! Id buy one!
i am considering it! probably only like 25 though since it is a pretty limited market haha
Sweatpants wood b p sweet, big vertical logo print down one leg, multiple horizontal logos on the other.
Girls could receive a free pair for those days when they just don’t feel like dressing up to go out and impress all those superficial guys who only care about looks and make-up. In which case, the truly sweet guys (such as myself :) ) will be ready ready to bring them coffee and tell them they look beautiful, no matter WHAT they wear!!!
Slam production finally the ability has. Lovely you are.
Where did you find the samples?
random youtube videos (finding the samples is the most critical part of the creative process!)
You ought to post all the videos that the ENPEDESTALMENT samples come from.
“COME AWWNNN!”
if you’d give me a chance instead of just going for the best looking most athletic guy…
thick solid tight death metal. would give 666 windmills out of 10.
get BIG CHOCOLATE to do some guest vocals on another Enpedestalment song pls
its in the works. he just needs to get off his ass and send me the vocal track.
lol I like how you didn’t even rotate the name so it gets higher towards the right…let me know if you want a better version of it, also you owe me 35% of all merch sales from now until forever
You have the ability!
Are SOME Dethklok songs Slam?
DON’T HIT ME PLEASE!
Absolutely not. Their guitars are melodic. In slam, guitars are basically drums. MAYBE the chorus to Murmaider is slam-esque, but no full Dethklok songs qualify. It’s ok, you’ll get ‘em next time, slugger.
In slam, guitars are basically drums.
whorely shit!!! now i know why slam is siq as fuk!!!!
healthy amount of bass drops – makes me happy!
I know most katakana… Loool
I don’t kno, serge… That snare drum still sounds like a snare drum and not like someone is shooting a baking tin with a BB gun. You must rise to the challenge!
However, ur music makes me smile more than “real” bands that I listen to.
wood buy the vinyl for the lyrics sleeve alone/10
length of the song is 138, pure devourment worship.
now it says 139? FML LUL 1 BETTER THAN DEVO
reading Peachgirl/10
lyrics pls, how am i supposed to sing along?
lyrics = not slam
dis is getting srs
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My waifu Usagi Tsukino-chan would totally rabu this, if she was real
Breakdowns are so zutto kawaii